Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}

[Epignosis]

Long Con- Can you think of one instance in which you were good and you called me out for being bad?

Mass Effect. Since I was playing with a genuine desire to hunt baddies, there was literally no difference between that, and my Civvie game.

I asked for a time when you were good. You weren't good in Mass Effect. I don't care what your genuine desire was.

[DharmaHelper]

Phase 2 is tomorrow

How do you know?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

[Epignosis]

So far, every single time Long Con has come against me, he was evil.

[Long Con]

So far, every single time Long Con has come against me, he was evil.

Like when?

[Epignosis]

So far, every single time Long Con has come against me, he was evil.

Like when?

Every single time.

[DharmaHelper]

tfw ur bad n u call out epi but he bad n u both r like wat

[Long Con]

tfw ur bad n u call out epi but he bad n u both r like wat

Exactly! Almost.

So far, every single time Long Con has come against me, he was evil.

Like when?

Every single time.

Cool, you've got the rolleyes under control, it's taken care of. Thanks!

[DharmaHelper]

Looking over the last ~5 or so pages:

[Epignosis]

I am done interacting with LC. If people think he's got me pegged, they're fools. Other shit to do besides engage with someone who has never gotten me right a single time in the history of mafia.

[Quin]

Hey Epi, is LC your baddie teammate?

[Epignosis]

Hey Epi, is LC your baddie teammate?

Kiss my ass.

[DharmaHelper]

Personally I think one or two of my posts in this game have been the funniest on the site period.

[Epignosis]

Personally I think one or two of my posts in this game have been the funniest on the site period.

Nobody cares.

[Long Con]

Hey Epi, is LC your baddie teammate?

I wish!

I am done interacting with LC. If people think he's got me pegged, they're fools. Other shit to do besides engage with someone who has never gotten me right a single time in the history of mafia.

The Epi doth protest too much, methinks!

And I got you exactly right in Mass Effect. We can debate the various alignments that we both could have been considered as, but that does not change the fact that you did exactly what I said you were going to do all along. I'll drop the mic on that shit right here.

[Long Con]

Personally I think one or two of my posts in this game have been the funniest on the site period.

Don't listen to that sourpuss. I always appreciate your humour and your presence in a game.

[DharmaHelper]

Personally I think one or two of my posts in this game have been the funniest on the site period.

Nobody cares.

[Quin]

Hey Epi, is LC your baddie teammate?

Kiss my ass.

I just found the argument slightly silly, especially coming from "Fuck meta" Epignosis.

[Long Con]

@Host:

a) What is Public Ranking Voting?

b) What is mutiny?

[DharmaHelper]

Hey Epi, is LC your baddie teammate?

Kiss my ass.

I just found the argument slightly silly, especially coming from "Fuck meta" Epignosis.

One of those words is two letters too long.

[Quin]

Hey Epi, is LC your baddie teammate?

Kiss my ass.

I just found the argument slightly silly, especially coming from "Fuck meta" Epignosis.

One of those words is two letters too long.

no homo

[Epignosis]

Hey Epi, is LC your baddie teammate?

I wish!

I am done interacting with LC. If people think he's got me pegged, they're fools. Other shit to do besides engage with someone who has never gotten me right a single time in the history of mafia.

The Epi doth protest too much, methinks!

And I got you exactly right in Mass Effect. We can debate the various alignments that we both could have been considered as, but that does not change the fact that you did exactly what I said you were going to do all along. I'll drop the mic on that shit right here.

Nope. I will fight you forever.

I was a guy who could pick his alignment.

You didn't get me exactly anything because I hadn't chosen a side, and I didn't do exactly what you said I would do. You said I would side with the Reapers and pretend to be a civilian. In fact, I sided with the Reapers and blatantly told everyone I sided with the Reapers.

You are so full of yourself thinking you got one over on me when you didn't.

But you say whatever you need to say to make people think you have my number.

[insertnamehere]

@Host:

a) What is Public Ranking Voting?

b) What is mutiny?

a) Public Ranking Voting has everyone in the game ranking each other from most suspicious to least suspicious. The most statistically suspicious person according to the group is then lynched.

b) mu•ti•ny (myo͞otˈn-ē)

n.
Open rebellion against constituted authority, especially rebellion of sailors against superior officers.

[DharmaHelper]

A) Sounds dope as fuck.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I definitely choose karaoke.

[Quin]

@Host:

a) What is Public Ranking Voting?

b) What is mutiny?

a) Public Ranking Voting has everyone in the game ranking each other from most suspicious to least suspicious. The most statistically suspicious person according to the group is then lynched.

b) mu•ti•ny (myo͞otˈn-ē)

n.
Open rebellion against constituted authority, especially rebellion of sailors against superior officers.

just look at this guy and his cryptic mechanics

[Epignosis]

And guess what? I'm going to lay low tomorrow.

I am in charge of an entire church service. Music, announcements, sermon! I'm doing it all. So you probably won't see me much tomorrow either.

I'm laying low. I volunteered to do all this to keep my bad role a secret.

[DharmaHelper]

And guess what? I'm going to lay low tomorrow.

I am in charge of an entire church service. Music, announcements, sermon! I'm doing it all. So you probably won't see me much tomorrow either.

I'm laying low. I volunteered to do all this to keep my bad role a secret.

[Epignosis]

And guess what? I'm going to lay low tomorrow.

I am in charge of an entire church service. Music, announcements, sermon! I'm doing it all. So you probably won't see me much tomorrow either.

I'm laying low. I volunteered to do all this to keep my bad role a secret.

"Let beer be for those who are perishing, wine for those who are in anguish! Let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their misery no more." -Proverbs 31:6-7

I guarantee you none of these church people have heard this one.

[Long Con]

Hey Epi, is LC your baddie teammate?

I wish!

I am done interacting with LC. If people think he's got me pegged, they're fools. Other shit to do besides engage with someone who has never gotten me right a single time in the history of mafia.

The Epi doth protest too much, methinks!

And I got you exactly right in Mass Effect. We can debate the various alignments that we both could have been considered as, but that does not change the fact that you did exactly what I said you were going to do all along. I'll drop the mic on that shit right here.

Nope. I will fight you forever.

I was a guy who could pick his alignment.

You didn't get me exactly anything because I hadn't chosen a side, and I didn't do exactly what you said I would do. You said I would side with the Reapers and pretend to be a civilian. In fact, I sided with the Reapers and blatantly told everyone I sided with the Reapers.

You are so full of yourself thinking you got one over on me when you didn't.

But you say whatever you need to say to make people think you have my number.

I have never even brought it up dude. You're the one who brought Mass Effect into the conversation. I don't want to "make people think" anything. I'm just trying to lynch a baddie, and you are that baddie.

[Long Con]

And guess what? I'm going to lay low tomorrow.

I am in charge of an entire church service. Music, announcements, sermon! I'm doing it all. So you probably won't see me much tomorrow either.

I'm laying low. I volunteered to do all this to keep my bad role a secret.

"Let beer be for those who are perishing, wine for those who are in anguish! Let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their misery no more." -Proverbs 31:6-7

I guarantee you none of these church people have heard this one.

Well damn, I might just put aside my atheism for a night to party with... Mr Proverbs.

[Epignosis]

Please lynch me tomorrow so LC can learn something about himself.

[Long Con]

Please lynch me tomorrow so LC can learn something about himself.

I'm always open to some education! When do I vote?

[DharmaHelper]

I prefer Ezekiel 25:17

[Ricochet]

P O P P Y I'm Poppy!
P O P P Y I'm Poppy!
P O P P Y I'm Poppy!
P O P P Y That's me!

Now look what you have doooone
All my family is goooone
Hope you had your fuuuun
'Cause this game's undone

Endphase was just feeeed
Of the chicken, seeeed
Nothing for me to reeead
Just my heart to bleed

[Long Con]

Now look what you have doooone
All my family is goooone

Oh yeah, that thing. I haven't seen Blue Velvet, but someone (RIP G-Man?) mentioned a roleclaim in this. Are you roleclaiming a daughter whose parents have both been killed in this game? It's right over my head, because I don't know the characters.

[Long Con]

Endphase was just feeeed
Of the chicken, seeeed
Nothing for me to reeead
Just my heart to bleed

I can't believe that you of all people would have the gall to complain that there's not enough information/discussion during any phase of this game. If that's what you're doing. That's what I interpret from you calling endphase chicken-feed.

My only criticism of you in this game has been that you were specifically restricting yourself to OMGUS suspicions. If you want to criticize the rest of us for not doing well enough, then start doing better yourself. Good night.

[Ricochet]

Now look what you have doooone
All my family is goooone

Oh yeah, that thing. I haven't seen Blue Velvet, but someone (RIP G-Man?) mentioned a roleclaim in this. Are you roleclaiming a daughter whose parents have both been killed in this game? It's right over my head, because I don't know the characters.

P O P P Y That's Poppy!
P O P P Y That's Poppy!
P O P P Y That's Poppy!
P O P P Y That's me!

First you killed my dad-dyyyy
Then you killed my mom-myyyy
And you went after meeee
Clearly family spree

I can't believe that you of all people would have the gall to complain that there's not enough information/discussion during any phase of this game. If that's what you're doing. That's what I interpret from you calling endphase chicken-feed.

My only criticism of you in this game has been that you were specifically restricting yourself to OMGUS suspicions. If you want to criticize the rest of us for not doing well enough, then start doing better yourself. Good night.

If after all that talk
All you did was knock
One of Williams's flock,
Then whole phase was wok

I don't know what to doooo
Now that I'm orphan, boooo
Mike has not called baaaack
Maybe he's wolf pack

[S~V~S]

I actually feel better about my G-Man suspicion so I'm putting my vote there.

Also I think SVS was wrong about the person who want(ed) to be lynched.

Maybe. I think what he said and what he did were very different. At the time it was happening, Wilgys lynch (and this is who you mean?), him putting up Satan-like avatars, and some of the stuff he was saying, I thought he wanted to by lynched. But maybe he wanted people to THINK he wanted to be lynched so they would NOT lynch him (triple WIFOM deluxe with cheese)? He sounded pretty OK with it in his PMs, but it's hard to say. When I go over it, I can come to either conclusion.

His role reveal (which he told me would lead to understanding) actually did the opposite. His role would be the one that could be an info role, an actual Detective, based on the film. But one of the names he gave me as bad was the name of someone I trust. Another name was G Man, who, based on his role, was probably not bad imo. So I do not think he was an info role~ so not sure what there was to learn there or if I am just being hugely obtuse (which is super possible) and Wilgy is screaming at his screen how dopey I am.

So I very much want to see role flips, and hopefully the flips of those who have already died.

Now look what you have doooone
All my family is goooone

Oh yeah, that thing. I haven't seen Blue Velvet, but someone (RIP G-Man?) mentioned a roleclaim in this. Are you roleclaiming a daughter whose parents have both been killed in this game? It's right over my head, because I don't know the characters.

There is a teenage girl in the film, Sandy. In the film both her parents are alive. In this game, they are not (Wilgy and G Man were Det & Mrs Williams). It was a good film, it broke ground for some things that are commonplace in film now. I don't know that you would have Tarantino in his current form without Blue Velvet breaking some ground. It's a tiny bit dated, but it is very unique. You should try it.

*voted Alignment Reveal*

[S~V~S]

EBWOP, also skimmed LC vs Epi,and meh. I have seen them do this before, and I have done it with both of them myself. It did nit tell me much I already don't know about either of them.

Happy Fathers Day, you two (and all the other daddies and I hope G Mans kids have stopped puking)!

[Epignosis]

I actually feel better about my G-Man suspicion so I'm putting my vote there.

Also I think SVS was wrong about the person who want(ed) to be lynched.

Maybe. I think what he said and what he did were very different. At the time it was happening, Wilgys lynch (and this is who you mean?), him putting up Satan-like avatars, and some of the stuff he was saying, I thought he wanted to by lynched. But maybe he wanted people to THINK he wanted to be lynched so they would NOT lynch him (triple WIFOM deluxe with cheese)? He sounded pretty OK with it in his PMs, but it's hard to say. When I go over it, I can come to either conclusion.

His role reveal (which he told me would lead to understanding) actually did the opposite. His role would be the one that could be an info role, an actual Detective, based on the film. But one of the names he gave me as bad was the name of someone I trust. Another name was G Man, who, based on his role, was probably not bad imo. So I do not think he was an info role~ so not sure what there was to learn there or if I am just being hugely obtuse (which is super possible) and Wilgy is screaming at his screen how dopey I am.

So I very much want to see role flips, and hopefully the flips of those who have already died.

Now look what you have doooone
All my family is goooone

Oh yeah, that thing. I haven't seen Blue Velvet, but someone (RIP G-Man?) mentioned a roleclaim in this. Are you roleclaiming a daughter whose parents have both been killed in this game? It's right over my head, because I don't know the characters.

There is a teenage girl in the film, Sandy. In the film both her parents are alive. In this game, they are not (Wilgy and G Man were Det & Mrs Williams). It was a good film, it broke ground for some things that are commonplace in film now. I don't know that you would have Tarantino in his current form without Blue Velvet breaking some ground. It's a tiny bit dated, but it is very unique. You should try it.

*voted Alignment Reveal*

It's a Royale with Cheese.

[DharmaHelper]

A man walks into town one morning, straight into the saloon.

He gathers the attention of the townsfolk and says "It'll rain tomorrow." which the townsfolk can't possibly believe, because it has been the longest drought in history.

So the guy says "Fine, I'll bet $500 dollars it rains tomorrow." and the townsfolk, eager to make money, take him up on the bet.

The next day it rains.

How interesting.

[Long Con]

Three hours later, I think it's safe to assume no one gets it.

Like the semantics joke.

[DharmaHelper]

Three hours later, I think it's safe to assume no one gets it.

Like the semantics joke.

Gets what
You haven't heard the punchline yet.

[Long Con]

Guy walks into a bar. Asks the bartender for a fruit punch.

Bartender scowls at him, says, "Buddy, if you want punch, you gotta wait in line!"

So, the guy looks around, there's no punch line.

[DharmaHelper]

But doctor, I am Pagliacci.

[nutella]

I got the semantics joke get rekt LC

[DharmaHelper]

I just want to point out that on a personal level I think it is weak that a juicy INH twist/mechanic in this game is "Alignment Reveals"

[Long Con]

I got the semantics joke get rekt LC

No U

I just want to point out that on a personal level I think it is weak that a juicy INH twist/mechanic in this game is "Alignment Reveals"

It does make things a little more difficult to work out. I mean... maybe we're one lynch away from victory?

[timmer]

A man walks into town one morning, straight into the saloon.

He gathers the attention of the townsfolk and says "It'll rain tomorrow." which the townsfolk can't possibly believe, because it has been the longest drought in history.

So the guy says "Fine, I'll bet $500 dollars it rains tomorrow." and the townsfolk, eager to make money, take him up on the bet.

The next day it rains.

How interesting.

Oh, like, it rains bullets?

[Epignosis]

It does make things a little more difficult to work out. I mean... maybe we're one lynch away from victory?

That's not possible for you.