Blue Velvet Mafia {THE END}

[Epignosis]

Phase 2 in Sherlock Mafia was "There are no more teams it is LMS now"

FWIW

I would like a little more effort from you.

I mean I caught Llama like days before anyone else so.

How's that working out for you?

[DharmaHelper]

Phase 2 in Sherlock Mafia was "There are no more teams it is LMS now"

FWIW

I would like a little more effort from you.

I mean I caught Llama like days before anyone else so.

How's that working out for you?

I mean, I'm still here and about to do the one cool thing that's happened all game so

[Epignosis]

See, I'm a simple guy. As Mike, I want to eliminate mafia and go bang a cheerleader or something, which is the opposite of being a douche even if I am, indeed, a douche.

[DharmaHelper]

My life is dope and I do dope shit. Which includes, in this very specific instance, going buck wild on the end game.

[Long Con]

Nice try Epi, but the jig is up for you, I'm afraid. You've stretched yourself too far this time, and you got caught.

Vote Epignosis.

[Epignosis]

Nice try Epi, but the jig is up for you, I'm afraid. You've stretched yourself too far this time, and you got caught.

Vote Epignosis.

I got caught?

What's my role Long Con?

[Epignosis]

I guess my role doesn't matter.

Y'all have fun.

[DharmaHelper]

[Long Con]

Nice try Epi, but the jig is up for you, I'm afraid. You've stretched yourself too far this time, and you got caught.

Vote Epignosis.

I got caught?

What's my role Long Con?

Baddie #3. Duh.

[Epignosis]

I'm just glad the civilians rocked the shit out of your "team."

[DharmaHelper]

I mean lets not get silly 2/3 of the mafia went on vacation all game.

[Long Con]

I'm just glad the civilians rocked the shit out of your "team."

If you still want to pretend that I'm bad, then I don't see why you, the "civ", would act cocky or proud when you wanted to save S~V~S and lynch Sloonei.

[Epignosis]

I'm just glad the civilians rocked the shit out of your "team."

If you still want to pretend that I'm bad, then I don't see why you, the "civ", would act cocky or proud when you wanted to save S~V~S and lynch Sloonei.

That's right.

I wanted to save S~V~S the inactive but throw thellama73 the inactive under the bus. All part of the plan.

[DharmaHelper]

HOST: Who inherits the NK if the mafia are eliminated?

[insertnamehere]

HOST: Who inherits the NK if the mafia are eliminated?

[DharmaHelper]

Well since this is an open info game here's my ol' thinky thinks:

- Option One, pull off the biggest play ever by surviving this lynch somehow, getting a mutiny to go off flawless like, and get the win.

- Option Two Get the NK, and I guess coinflip?

Best path to victory is option one, since Option 2 blows and assumes I survive two coin flips.

[Long Con]

I'm just glad the civilians rocked the shit out of your "team."

If you still want to pretend that I'm bad, then I don't see why you, the "civ", would act cocky or proud when you wanted to save S~V~S and lynch Sloonei.

That's right.

I wanted to save S~V~S the inactive but throw thellama73 the inactive under the bus. All part of the plan.

And you almost got away with it too. Maybe next time, evil Epi!

[Epignosis]

No, I didn't.

[Sloonei]

Voting Long Con because we're not really even playing mafia anymore.

[DharmaHelper]

Fuck yeah.

[nutella]

lov thos boys

[speedchuck]

Voted for LC.

Gonna eat my popcorn and just watch, I guess.

[Sloonei]

I am confused about the mechanisms of DharmaHelper's proposed win condition. How is this all supposed to work?

[DharmaHelper]

A real round of applause for everyone who participated in today, the greatest day in mafia history. We done did the damn thing.

[DharmaHelper]

I am confused about the mechanisms of DharmaHelper's proposed win condition. How is this all supposed to work?

I'll never tell

[Sloonei]

I mean you can't win with a mafia member remaining, and he has the power to kill you at any time. Right?

[DharmaHelper]

I mean you can't win with a mafia member remaining, and he has the power to kill you at any time. Right?

He certainly could do that, but if he did he would lose.

[Sloonei]

So Long Con is playing a game of "You Can't Win"?

[DharmaHelper]

He can win if he sells me his soul.

[Long Con]

Um, you guys mean Epignosis, right? Why are you voting me, I'm Civ and Epi is bad. I'm the real Mark, or Mike, or whatever. :nod:

The game turned into one that the baddies can't win as soon as the Role List was revealed in an open claiming game. I mean, maybe if the baddies' fake claims (assuming they have them) were revealed in the list as well, then it could have still been a game. This would have been a lot easier if we could have revealed the Role List on Day 1, really, then we could have all just claimed and lynched them quick and tidy with minimal Civ losses.

If the Role List hadn't been revealed, then Epi wouldn't have been able to jump in and fool you all by claiming my Civ role, and we would have been lynching him. So he absolutely deserves to die today more than I do, in all the ways that count.

[speedchuck]

So you say Epi is scum, Long Con.

How about this, if you really are Civ: Humor Sloonei and me, the two basically confirmed townies, and switch your vote to Nutella or DH. They are confirmed third party, and I'd rather hit a confirmed third party than an unconfirmed scum at this particular moment.

I'll switch with you, Sloonei will probably do the same, and the game will change to a state of having 1 scum, 1 3P, and 2 civs (assuming mafia kills a civ).

You switching off of Epi would win you some brownie points toward me considering you Civ, as well.

[Long Con]

Wait, how are you two confirmed town again? Why don't YOU switch to Epi instead, so we can play this out like it should have been before the Role List ended the concept of regular gameplay?

[speedchuck]

Wait, how are you two confirmed town again? Why don't YOU switch to Epi instead, so we can play this out like it should have been before the Role List ended the concept of regular gameplay?

I'd rather hit a confirmed third party than an unconfirmed scum at this particular moment.

You aren't making me feel good about you here.

[DharmaHelper]

I'm actually TR.

[Long Con]

Wait, how are you two confirmed town again? Why don't YOU switch to Epi instead, so we can play this out like it should have been before the Role List ended the concept of regular gameplay?

I'd rather hit a confirmed third party than an unconfirmed scum at this particular moment.

You aren't making me feel good about you here.

Well, you're already voting for me. So why should I care how you feel?

[Sloonei]

Voting for DH could potentially return Nutella to us, and we'd still easily have the numbers to lynch Long Con tomorrow.

[Long Con]

I'm actually TR.

I'll be houseofpancakes then, and we can have marital issues.

[Ricochet]

Poppy...

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[speedchuck]

Wait, how are you two confirmed town again? Why don't YOU switch to Epi instead, so we can play this out like it should have been before the Role List ended the concept of regular gameplay?

I'd rather hit a confirmed third party than an unconfirmed scum at this particular moment.

You aren't making me feel good about you here.

Well, you're already voting for me. So why should I care how you feel?

Do you even read my posts? I offered you a deal that would work, if you're civ enough to accept it. Apparently you aren't.

[speedchuck]

Wait, is it like a thing that you shouldn't care about the opinions of people that are voting for you? I feel like you should spend some time trying to change their mind. Well, no matter.

[Long Con]

Bad dog.

[DharmaHelper]

Voting for DH could potentially return Nutella to us, and we'd still easily have the numbers to lynch Long Con tomorrow.

Yeah, do that. Split the votes, be indecisive.

[speedchuck]

Eh, we can lynch DH later. Best we can do is match with three, and with the votes cast as they are, nobody will back out.

I'm pretty darn certain LC is the last scum. Dunno what'll happen with the nightkill after he dies, but whatever.

[Long Con]

What makes you so sure I am the last scum?

[nutella]

Um, you guys mean Epignosis, right? Why are you voting me, I'm Civ and Epi is bad. I'm the real Mark, or Mike, or whatever. :nod:

The game turned into one that the baddies can't win as soon as the Role List was revealed in an open claiming game. I mean, maybe if the baddies' fake claims (assuming they have them) were revealed in the list as well, then it could have still been a game. This would have been a lot easier if we could have revealed the Role List on Day 1, really, then we could have all just claimed and lynched them quick and tidy with minimal Civ losses.

If the Role List hadn't been revealed, then Epi wouldn't have been able to jump in and fool you all by claiming my Civ role, and we would have been lynching him. So he absolutely deserves to die today more than I do, in all the ways that count.

Ahahaha, sorry, nice try, but the entire reason we believe Epi is because he claimed Mike (to a few of us in PM) long before the role list was revealed.

I'm actually TR.

I'll be houseofpancakes then, and we can have marital issues.

lol

Voting for DH could potentially return Nutella to us, and we'd still easily have the numbers to lynch Long Con tomorrow.

What do you mean by this? I can't "return" to you, and I don't think DH could either. My team needs to outnumber the civs to win.

[nutella]

LC, the best thing for you to do is quit the act, join the rest of us in being totally open, and just go along with DH's plan as it offers you the best chance at a win.

[speedchuck]

What makes you so sure I am the last scum?

Epi claimed in PMs in advance.
You refuse to work against the 3P players, which would guarantee a scum loss.
Your whole playstyle right now is saying "I'm not scum" while accepting all of the offers directed at scum and declining all of the offers made at town.

If you are town, vote for nutella or DH. Do it.

[DharmaHelper]

You dolts I am Paul.

[DharmaHelper]

Or am I the dog.

[speedchuck]

Crap, guys. DH could be sparky.

You know what? Next time I play a game based on a movie, I'm going to look at the cast list and RP the crap out of a character that I'm not playing. Just to screw with people.