[ENDGAME] Seinfeld Mafia

[Julinook]

Voting Kramer. I might know who Bania is and if I'm right I am less concerned with "hi" and "ok". Kramer's just posted a couple gifs words-free. No pressure, easy-going.

[Spooky Ghost]

It was my understanding that George Costanza poisoned his fiancée with envelope glue. Despicable, degenerate, deplorable! He'll get my vote.

Oh come on! Be sensible.

and since when did we ever trust an attorney

[Paprika]

Of the people who've posted, I'm most willing to lynch Bania or Kramer.

Jerry, I'm hurt that you would say something like that. Hasn't all this time together meant anything to you?? Boy, just when you think you know a guy. You know my friend Bob Sacramento would never say something like that.

Listen, Jerry, you gotta keep me around. Trust me, you'll be glad you did.

Jerry, I know myself. When I'm out there, and it starts to go down, I'm not gonna back down 'til it's over.

[Julinook]

Jerry, I'm hurt that you would say something like that. Hasn't all this time together meant anything to you?? Boy, just when you think you know a guy. You know my friend Bob Sacramento would never say something like that.

Listen, Jerry, you gotta keep me around. Trust me, you'll be glad you did.

Jerry, I know myself. When I'm out there, and it starts to go down, I'm not gonna back down 'til it's over.

Well alright then, Kramer, who's it gonna be?

[Spooky Ghost]

I can't tolerate anyone with the George role failing to show up and role play. Vote.

you and me both. shame on me. /busy weekend over sorry

[Julinook]

I can't tolerate anyone with the George role failing to show up and role play. Vote.

you and me both. shame on me. /busy weekend over sorry

Hey, you know what? You're here. I'm here. You're gonna be fine.

[Julinook]

I gotta get out of here, I've got a date with Vanessa. Let's get going though, right? What's with you people?

[Paprika]

Well Jerry, you know, that's a real noodle scratcher...

I've gotta tell you, I've got my eye on that Steinbrenner. He just latched right in on Uncle Leo. What kind of person takes advantage of a guy just because of his name? That's not right.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my blood.

[Echo]

It was my understanding that George Costanza poisoned his fiancée with envelope glue. Despicable, degenerate, deplorable! He'll get my vote.

Oh come on! Be sensible.

and since when did we ever trust an attorney

That slander is barbed, blatant, belligerent! Why are you calling into question my sensibility? Have I given cause to be called unsensible? Are you a sensibility expert?

Does anyone know what the previous MP sockpuppet game was? Futurama? Who were the Mafia in that game?

[Chuck]

[Spooky Ghost]

that got you out of hiding

[Chuck]

Hiding? I've been serving soup behind a counter for nine hours already today.

Except for you. Know why?

NO SOUP FOR YOU

[Julinook]

Well Jerry, you know, that's a real noodle scratcher...

I've gotta tell you, I've got my eye on that Steinbrenner. He just latched right in on Uncle Leo. What kind of person takes advantage of a guy just because of his name? That's not right.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my blood.

That seems like a pretty basic observation. Are you really parsing through this material adequately?



I will freak out on you, Kramer.

[Julinook]

It was my understanding that George Costanza poisoned his fiancée with envelope glue. Despicable, degenerate, deplorable! He'll get my vote.

Oh come on! Be sensible.

and since when did we ever trust an attorney

That slander is barbed, blatant, belligerent! Why are you calling into question my sensibility? Have I given cause to be called unsensible? Are you a sensibility expert?

Well alright, Jackie, you said your piece. Now what do you have to offer? Who's it gonna be? Who's gotta go?

Does anyone know what the previous MP sockpuppet game was? Futurama? Who were the Mafia in that game?

Parks and Rec and Futurama. Characters and alignment are never related, it's randomized. The Syndicate users who were mafia:

Futurama - Silverwolf, Epignosis, agleaminranks

Parks and Rec - bea, BigDamnHero, Spacedaisy

Why do you ask?

[Nicol Bolas]

David Puddy is confirmed mafia.

I can't tolerate anyone with the George role failing to show up and role play. Vote.

Of the people who've posted, I'm most willing to lynch Bania or Kramer.

So now you're finding fault on a sub-atomic level.

[Nicol Bolas]

This whole Mafia thing is totally overrated. Now, the one thing you gotta be ready for is how the man changes into a completely different person five seconds after it's over. I mean, something happens to their personality. It's really quite astounding.

[Julinook]

So now you're finding fault on a sub-atomic level.

Maybe if I could shrink myself down, like in Fantastic Voyage, and get inside a microscopic submarine, I could be sure. Although if there was something there, it might be pretty scary. Course, I would have that laser.



Someone's gotta go! Who's it gonna be, Elaine?

[Nicol Bolas]

Hiding? I've been serving soup behind a counter for nine hours already today.

Except for you. Know why?

NO SOUP FOR YOU

You're through, Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. Next!

Vote The Soup Nazi

[Chuck]

Hiding? I've been serving soup behind a counter for nine hours already today.

Except for you. Know why?

NO SOUP FOR YOU

You're through, Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. Next!

Vote The Soup Nazi

Disgraceful woman, as expected. Go away, you're keeping the line. OUT!

Lecturing someone on nitpicking for a vote, then using pure roleplay to plant a meaningless one on me. Typical American heathen.

[Julinook]

Disgraceful woman, as expected. Go away, you're keeping the line. OUT!

Lecturing someone on nitpicking for a vote, then using pure roleplay to plant a meaningless one on me. Typical American heathen.

Moves immediately to the right

Holds out money

In a loud, clear voice:

Split pea. Do you suspect Elaine?

Steps to the left

Awaits soup

[Paul Stevens]

Hi, I'm George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

As if we needed any more proof you're a good-for-nothing bum! Didn't bother showing up at all to the Mafia for the first day of it.

Hiding? I've been serving soup behind a counter for nine hours already today.

Except for you. Know why?

NO SOUP FOR YOU

You're through, Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. Next!

Vote The Soup Nazi

You leave that Nazi alone. He's a man after my own heart. For the delicious soup, I mean. Not the Nazi part. We used to fight Nazis back in the Army. At least, the Army used to fight Nazis. You know what I'm saying! George, get me some damn soup!

[Chuck]

Disgraceful woman, as expected. Go away, you're keeping the line. OUT!

Lecturing someone on nitpicking for a vote, then using pure roleplay to plant a meaningless one on me. Typical American heathen.

Moves immediately to the right

Holds out money

In a loud, clear voice:

Split pea. Do you suspect Elaine?

Steps to the left

Awaits soup

Do you see split pea on today's menu?

As for that wretched woman, she has proven that her kind is not to be trusted, with her contradictory ways.

[Paul Stevens]

Anyway, I've been waiting for hours for dinner. Estelle was supposed to make some fusilli, but of course she's nowhere to be found...



ASSMAN! I'LL GIVE HIM ASSMAN!

*votes Kramer*

[Chuck]

[/quote]

[Larry David]

These votes are everywhere! Oh, my neck is one gargantuan monkey fist.

What else have we got? Bania, Newman, Puddy, Leo - you haven't had a suspicion this whole meeting. For the love of God, just tell me what the suspicions are! I'll go with Newman unless we get some new ideas. You're all too quiet.

*walks out, groaning*

[Echo]

ASSMAN! I'LL GIVE HIM ASSMAN!

*votes Kramer*

Now where did this vote come from? You criticize George, Elaine, Estelle... but then vote Kramer with no real explanation! Not to mention that this is a follower vote on someone I'm feeling pretty good about. Highly questionable behavior.

On another not, rereading Estelle's three posts, I find it satisfying to read them in her roleplaying voice. It works despite her admission that she doesn't know how.

Change vote: Frank

[Julinook]

I have a suspicion about who Soup Nazi is. If so, the act is entirely null.

I've moved to Newman, who didn't provide anything in those few posts.

[Tangrowth]

2 hours remain until the deadline expires. Any missing votes will be treated as non-participation. Votes are changeable; there is no reason any player should not have a vote cast before the deadline, especially since all players have now posted. I will not hesitate to forcibly replace non-participants; please see the Game Rules and Procedures for more detail. The integrity of this game depends upon participation. Thank you. Please don't hesitate to let me know any questions or concerns.

Also, the roleplaying is highly amusing and well-done, by the way. Thanks for the entertainment. And I'm glad to see folks enjoying the game.

[Grand Scheme]

I have a suspicion about who Soup Nazi is. If so, the act is entirely null.

I've moved to Newman, who didn't provide anything in those few posts.

Take your best shot, Jerry, and lynch an innocent townsperson. With the RP, it's too early to get any real read but I am most suspicious of you and Steinbrenner stirring the pot, changing their votes.

[Grand Scheme]

I'm joining the anti-Yankees bunch for suspicion and survival reasons. Still have my eyes on Jerry though.

[Julinook]

I'm joining the anti-Yankees bunch for suspicion and survival reasons. Still have my eyes on Jerry though.

Well out with it, Newman! What's the problem, what's the deal? What do you suspect about Steinbrenner?

[Chuck]

I will obviously vote for the worst customer of the day. Such insolence.

[Julinook]

Steinbrenner has made an effort to move the game forward however he can in this puny game thread without breaking character. That's the point of hurling accusations and moving votes around. I don't think he's a good lynch.

[Julinook]

I'm not voting for Elaine because this is the best role play post in the thread so far.

[Julinook]

I'm going back to Puddy. This guy, stealing my move, using it on my own ex-girlfriend, what the hell is that? Also, his posts are nothing and his response to my first attack was nothing.

[Julinook]

Just a pitiful Day 1. I could have spent the evening with my girlfriend Marlene. Jesus.

[Echo]

Marlene, Vanessa, Laura.... you got a problem sticking with one woman, Seinfeld?

[Julinook]

Marlene, Vanessa, Laura.... you got a problem sticking with one woman, Seinfeld?

I'm going out with Donna tomorrow. Why do you feel good about Kramer, Jackie?

[Paprika]

I was just taking a soak in the hot tub, you know he one Lomez sold me. You know, all that steam and the jets does wonders, clears the cobwebs right outta my brain! You should try it Jer. You seem tense.

So anyway, here I am soaking and pondering, when all of a sudden I see this!

Newman, buddy, you gotta do better than this. There is nothing suspicious about Jerry moving his vote around and stirring the pot, that's the way the game is played!

My vote is moving to Newman, it's Newmania!

*votes Newman*

[Julinook]

Of the people with more than one vote, I could lynch Newman or Soup Nazi. Not lynching Big Stein.

How about Puddy though? What is it with this guy?

[Echo]

Marlene, Vanessa, Laura.... you got a problem sticking with one woman, Seinfeld?

I'm going out with Donna tomorrow. Why do you feel good about Kramer, Jackie?

Mr Kramer is a client of mine, so I would normally refrain from discussing anything with an outside source... but this time, you misunderstand me, Mr Seinfeld. It was you I was referring to as someone I feel good about. I like your agressive, game-solving style.

[Julinook]

Well spit it out people, what's the deal with Puddy?

[Julinook]

Alright, nobody's going to talk about this guy? I'm gonna have to talk about this guy.

Seinfeld mafia. High five!

Uncle Leo? That's a mobster's name if I've ever heard one! Big Tony, there's another. But I don't see a Big Tony here, and I don't trust this Uncle Leo. What's he hiding? Big Stein's getting nervous!

I find your assertion egregious, unscrupulous, and atrocious! A clear case of prejudicial name-alignment-assignment.

Yeah, that's right.

Uncle Leo? That's a mobster's name if I've ever heard one! Big Tony, there's another. But I don't see a Big Tony here, and I don't trust this Uncle Leo. What's he hiding? Big Stein's getting nervous!

I find your assertion egregious, unscrupulous, and atrocious! A clear case of prejudicial name-alignment-assignment.

Yeah, that's right.

I'm not sorry for the double post.

This guy is taking "a game about nothing" too literally.

David Puddy is confirmed mafia.

Incorrect. I'm an upstanding member of society.

"Incorrect." It's so robotic! It's so fake! This guy used my move!

[Julinook]

Oh fine. Voting Newman.

[Tangrowth]

Day 1 has ended. The thread is now locked. Result will be posted ASAP.

[Tangrowth]

Day 1 Vote Tally

David Puddy
0
No votes
Voters: None

Elaine Benes
1
8%
Voters: The Soup Nazi

Estelle Costanza
0
No votes
Voters: None

Frank Costanza
1
8%
Voters: Jackie Chiles

George Costanza
0
No votes
Voters: None

George Steinbrenner
2
15%
Voters: Uncle Leo, Newman

J Peterman
0
No votes
Voters: None

Jackie Chiles
0
No votes
Voters: None

Jerry Seinfeld
0
No votes
Voters: None

Kenny Bania
0
No votes
Voters: None

Kramer
1
8%
Voters: Frank Costanza

Newman
4
31%
Voters: Kramer, George Steinbrenner, J Peterman, Jerry Seinfeld

The Soup Nazi
2
15%
Voters: George Costanza, Elaine Benes

Uncle Leo
0
No votes
Voters: None

*UNVOTE*
0
No votes
Voters: None

*NO LYNCH*
0
No votes
Voters: None

Alec Berg (host & non-players only)
2
15%
Voters: MovingPictures07, G-Man
Total votes: 13

Missing votes: David Puddy, Estelle Costanza, Kenny Bania

[Tangrowth]

Day 1

Newman driving down the road in his mail truck.

Spoiler: show

Newman has been lynched.

He was NewTraditionalist and a Vanilla Civilian.

It is now Night 1.

You have until 8:00PM Eastern on October 10th to send in your night actions.

[Tangrowth]

Night 1 has begun. The thread is now unlocked.

I was initially intending to lock the thread during Nights, but in the interest of giving the town a fair balance (as mafia BTSC is constant) and giving everyone a chance to post whenever possible, I've changed my mind here. As such, this thread will be open at all times and you all may post whenever, but posting during Night is optional.

To get the time back on track, please submit night actions by 8:00PM Eastern tomorrow (October 10th), so we can start Day 2 by 8:30PM at the latest. Thanks.

[Julinook]

Thanks for playing NewTraditionalist. Join us again soon!

The worst thing about a crappy Day 1 isn't that it's hard to decide who to vote for. It's that there's close to nothing to analyze about it beyond basically randomized voting. Moving forward we're an entire day phase behind the mafia now, and not just because a civilian was lynched.

Let's do better, or we're not winning this game. It's not good enough.

[Kent Brockman]

(taking a break from role playing.... I'm an idiot. I refreshed the page like three times today during my busy day and kept thinking...man this thread is quiet. Turns out I was refreshing the same page even though players were posting anf carrying on onto the next page. SMH!!)