[ENDGAME] Seinfeld Mafia

[Chuck]

I can't believe Kramer was killed last night! Even Jerry thought he might get booted from the game as he left us with some inspiring parting words that we ought to lisren to. Mr. Soup seems to be having fun with Jerry around. It could have been Mr. Soup who killed Kramer.

I don't know about this one guys. I'm going to place another Puddy vote.

Looking forward to you switching last minute tomorrow once more.

[Chuck]

Vote me all you want, it's your waste of time and results. I'd rather milk a donkey than let you get any of my soup!!

[Julinook]

I can't believe Kramer was killed last night! Even Jerry thought he might get booted from the game as he left us with some inspiring parting words that we ought to lisren to. Mr. Soup seems to be having fun with Jerry around. It could have been Mr. Soup who killed Kramer.

I don't know about this one guys. I'm going to place another Puddy vote.

Looking forward to you switching last minute tomorrow once more.

What is your point about this? I clearly tried to push for a Puddy lynch, and nobody said a freaking word in response. I don't do solo votes, they're a waste.

[Nicol Bolas]

Vote David Puddy

[Chuck]

[Tangrowth]

Effective immediately, [mention]juliets[/mention] will no longer be able to perform her function as Game Facilitator.

[mention]Spacedaisy[/mention] will be taking over. Please PM her with any concerns regarding interpersonal conflicts or if you just need to vent!

[Tangrowth]

Also, I will be auto-replacing players for non-participation starting the end of Day 2. If you're having trouble keeping up with the game, please save yourself, me, and your fellow players the aggravation and let me know ASAP. We all understand if/when players need to back out, so please don't wait until I have to swoop in and auto-replace. Thanks!

[Julinook]

Thanks for facilitating while you could [mention]juliets[/mention]! Heal up! Hi again SpaceKramer.

[Kent Brockman]

You lack an actual tone.

**Squinches nose as Mr. Soup**

[Kent Brockman]

I was asked my thoughts on Mr. Soup's most suspicious post. I think they are all suspicious except this one...

Look at these two goons distancing from each other. Deplorable.

They must be so irritated because they haven't had any soup today.

Ha-ha! Ha! Ha!

[Paul Stevens]

You lack an actual tone.

The soup man has some spunk! I'm getting heated just thinking about it! Serenity now. SERENITY NOW!

**Squinches nose as Mr. Soup**

And then this guy comes in here, saying he'll have some dirt on the Soup Man, and follows up with a nonsense gesture. You want to put a man in his place, you put up your fists! You don't dodge like a little girl!

Puddy, you've got less content in thread than a Chinese sweatshop T-shirt. And you're tunneling on the Nazi like a rat. I don't like it one bit.

Linki: All suspicious? Even the ones with just pictures? You suspicious of Goodnight Moon too?

[Larry David]

I'll be blunt - I'm burned out. My mind is as barren as the surface of the moon. I need to catch up. My apologies for being gone - I'm in Burma (you most likely know it as Myanmar, but it'll always be Burma to me), and the reception is no good. Give me a few moments to get some melons from this passing motorbike and I'll be back with ideas.

[Paul Stevens]

I think you're all barking up the wrong tree with the Soup Nazi, and I'll be a monkey's ass if I let him go down. Already didn't like that Puddy guy, so here goes nothing. *votes David Puddy*

[Nicol Bolas]

You know, I need to move a bureau.

Unvote

[November]

Hiding? I've been serving soup behind a counter for nine hours already today.

Except for you. Know why?

NO SOUP FOR YOU

You're through, Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. Next!

Vote The Soup Nazi

You leave that Nazi alone. He's a man after my own heart. For the delicious soup, I mean. Not the Nazi part. We used to fight Nazis back in the Army. At least, the Army used to fight Nazis. You know what I'm saying! George, get me some damn soup!

You lack an actual tone.

The soup man has some spunk! I'm getting heated just thinking about it! Serenity now. SERENITY NOW!

I think you're all barking up the wrong tree with the Soup Nazi, and I'll be a monkey's ass if I let him go down. Already didn't like that Puddy guy, so here goes nothing. *votes David Puddy*

Frank loves the soup nazi. He'll do anything for the man! My people don't see any reason for this sort of relationship to exist. Forbidden love, eh Frank? I know that game. Far be it from me to get between a man and his passion, but in this organization we need answers! What's got you so hot and bothered about this soup man?

[Tangrowth]

Attention:

Your forgetful host failed to put the options for UNVOTE and NO LYNCH in the poll this time. I updated the poll, but in doing so, all currently cast votes were lost. Please re-vote in the poll to confirm votes. Apologies for the inconvenience! Shouldn't happen again.

[Larry David]

You lack an actual tone.

The soup man has some spunk! I'm getting heated just thinking about it! Serenity now. SERENITY NOW!

**Squinches nose as Mr. Soup**

And then this guy comes in here, saying he'll have some dirt on the Soup Man, and follows up with a nonsense gesture. You want to put a man in his place, you put up your fists! You don't dodge like a little girl!

Puddy, you've got less content in thread than a Chinese sweatshop T-shirt. And you're tunneling on the Nazi like a rat. I don't like it one bit.

Linki: All suspicious? Even the ones with just pictures? You suspicious of Goodnight Moon too?

Frank, we dine: I was just thinking the same thing here.

David, you're obviously lying - anyone can see that! How is that last post any less suspicious than Soup's other posts? I rather thought he's been consistent with his suspicions. You take back your tales, you vagabond!

I'd still like to hear more from quiet people, although I'm pleased to see most are talking since yesterday. Who was it that made the comment about the Estelle and "villread"? I like it. Has experience, but is not using it. And Bania, where are you? Still on Page 3? I need ideas, both of you!

I won't have them turning my office into a den of iniquity! Say something, or get your fix elsewhere! (Like on the chopping block.)

[November]

[mention]J Peterman[/mention], What can you tell me about this Elaine Benes? My people say she's an employee of yours. Well, I'd like to know what you have to say about her. My head's still spinning from before!

[Julinook]

Reasserting Puddy vote.

[Nicol Bolas]

I don't recall Puddy ever offering me pie.

Vote David Puddy

[Kent Brockman]

You lack an actual tone.

The soup man has some spunk! I'm getting heated just thinking about it! Serenity now. SERENITY NOW!

**Squinches nose as Mr. Soup**

And then this guy comes in here, saying he'll have some dirt on the Soup Man, and follows up with a nonsense gesture. You want to put a man in his place, you put up your fists! You don't dodge like a little girl!

Puddy, you've got less content in thread than a Chinese sweatshop T-shirt. And you're tunneling on the Nazi like a rat. I don't like it one bit.

Linki: All suspicious? Even the ones with just pictures? You suspicious of Goodnight Moon too?

Tunneling, huh?

Host says we gotta re-vote.

I'll ahow you tunneling.

High Five!!!

[Julinook]

Puddy, could you name three players you trust and three you don't? If not, please come as close as you can.

[Kent Brockman]

Trust:
(You) Jerry
George Steinbrenner
(Me) David Puddy

Distrust:
Uncle Leo
The Soup Nazi

[Kent Brockman]

Shoot
.. wasn't done...

[Kent Brockman]

More distrust:
Jackie Chiles
Frank Costanza

[Kent Brockman]

Just because I "tunnel" doesn't mean thqt person is the only one I suspect. But we can only lynch one bas guy at a time.

[Tangrowth]

Attention:

Effective immediately, [mention]Kenny Bania[/mention] is being replaced by [mention]Tim Whatley[/mention].

[Julinook]

More distrust:
Jackie Chiles
Frank Costanza

I'd be really interested in hearing about your concerns with Jackie.

[November]

More distrust:
Jackie Chiles
Frank Costanza

What's not to trust about Jackie Chiles? He looks like a damn fine attorney from where I stand. Damn fine! If you have dirt on the man, my people and I wanna hear it, buster! The same goes for Costanza's father. I don't always see eye to eye with the man, there's no arguing that. But I still need to hear from you on the matter! You say you trust me. I like to think that I'm a trustworthy man. Somebody people can talk to. Big Stein's all ears! Tell me what you see in all these people. Lists of reads and names are better than nothing, but words are what we're here for!

[Julinook]

Elaine, you've been quiet since your claim. You ought to be more like your chatty secretary Sandra. We're dating now.

[Celeste]

Hi everyone, glad to be here. Allow me a moment to catch my breath and I'll join you in chit chat shortly.

[Kent Brockman]

More distrust:
Jackie Chiles
Frank Costanza

I'd be really interested in hearing about your concerns with Jackie.

His role playing is good, but that's about it. Any post that vaguely represents baddie hunting is reaching and pretty rediculous.

[Echo]

Mr Puddy, I find your comments about me to be slanderous, unsupported, offensive! Seems to me like you were put on the spot by Mr Seinfeld and filled in the gaps by scanning the player list to see whose name you could drop in there.

Furthermore, in regards to this statement:

I was asked my thoughts on Mr. Soup's most suspicious post. I think they are all suspicious except this one...

Look at these two goons distancing from each other. Deplorable.

They must be so irritated because they haven't had any soup today.

Ha-ha! Ha! Ha!

I found myself almost agreeing with you, until I realized you were telling us what you find unsuspicious! Personally, I took that as one of the Soup Nazi's more suspicious statements. Can you explain why you think this statement is so very unsuspicious?

Welcome, Mr Whatley! I seem to recognize you from an associate of mine, Saul Goodman... but maybe not. Face seems awfully familiar.

Who was it that made the comment about the Estelle and "villread"? I like it. Has experience, but is not using it.

Almost forgot about that one - if Mrs Costanza does have extensive Mafia experience, then she is certainly not attempting to use it.

[Kent Brockman]

That's all I have time for tonight people. Sorry. And I won't be back until tomorrow evening.

[Echo]

More distrust:
Jackie Chiles
Frank Costanza

I'd be really interested in hearing about your concerns with Jackie.

His role playing is good, but that's about it. Any post that vaguely represents baddie hunting is reaching and pretty rediculous.

Ridiculous? I'll put my baddie hunting skills up against yours any time, Mr Puddy. You think your own roleplay allows you to cut corners and be noncommunicative, well let me tell you - that is not gonna fly!

[Lunatella]

Greetings, I'm back

[Lunatella]

Will read the thread tomorrow since it's late for me and I need to sleep. Dream of me, my lieges.

[Lunatella]

I lied and catching up right now.

Add David Puddy and Johnny Chiles to villa piles. They're villagery. Like the posting on the beginning of N1

[November]

I lied and catching up right now.

Add David Puddy and Johnny Chiles to villa piles. They're villagery. Like the posting on the beginning of N1

Care to elaborate on these reads?

[Lunatella]

I lied and catching up right now.

Add David Puddy and Johnny Chiles to villa piles. They're villagery. Like the posting on the beginning of N1

Care to elaborate on these reads?

I like their tone, plus puddy's one post about missing EOD by refreshing the same page felt genuine

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Kinda think Soup is.....probably villager? He's under heat and doesn't care at all, didn't break his roleplay in which most people who's on heat usually break their roleplay.

Meh

Will think about it later.

Don't have any wolfreads atm, IDK how yall get one with all the roleplay, this will be a challenge

Sorry for missing big junk of d1 and n1 btw, life took over and I was busy (forgot about this game until today)

Gngn

[Lunatella]

Also kinda shocked Jerry not NKed N1 when he's probably the SPK -- I have no idea who Kramer is even.

K bai

[Echo]

Mrs Constanza, what is an "SPK"?

[Lunatella]

SPK = Strong Player Kill

[Lunatella]

George, you're my least liked poster so far from the few people I can remember and I don't even know why.

[Lunatella]

More distrust:
Jackie Chiles
Frank Costanza

What's not to trust about Jackie Chiles? He looks like a damn fine attorney from where I stand. Damn fine! If you have dirt on the man, my people and I wanna hear it, buster! The same goes for Costanza's father. I don't always see eye to eye with the man, there's no arguing that. But I still need to hear from you on the matter! You say you trust me. I like to think that I'm a trustworthy man. Somebody people can talk to. Big Stein's all ears! Tell me what you see in all these people. Lists of reads and names are better than nothing, but words are what we're here for!

This post in particular pinged me.

[Lunatella]

Submitted a vote in case I missed EOD. Hopefully will be here.

Out for real

[November]

More distrust:
Jackie Chiles
Frank Costanza

What's not to trust about Jackie Chiles? He looks like a damn fine attorney from where I stand. Damn fine! If you have dirt on the man, my people and I wanna hear it, buster! The same goes for Costanza's father. I don't always see eye to eye with the man, there's no arguing that. But I still need to hear from you on the matter! You say you trust me. I like to think that I'm a trustworthy man. Somebody people can talk to. Big Stein's all ears! Tell me what you see in all these people. Lists of reads and names are better than nothing, but words are what we're here for!

This post in particular pinged me.

Why?

[Principal Skinner]

Trust:
(You) Jerry
George Steinbrenner
(Me) David Puddy

Distrust:
Uncle Leo
The Soup Nazi

But why? I thought I was alright? Does this mean I can't get the insider's deal?

[November]

That Estelle showed some real tenacity. I like what she brings to this organization. Every time you think she's done she pops back up. Had lots to say and wasn't afraid to say it. She's the best looking Costanza in more ways than one.

[Julinook]

I could lynch George.