Fire Emblem Draft Mafia [Game Over]

[Sloonei]

*walks into thread*

*face turns beet red*

Would you like to see the tip of my lance?

[speedchuck]

*proceeds to eat all of the shrimp*

"I can't do two nights in a row, Sloonbear. The world needs me."

[DrWilgy]

*finishes rubbing Jay's body with oil and then paces around the room, lighting candles for Sloon's lance*

I think we are just about ready for combat...

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Yes. Today is a good day to die.

[Marmot]

Lord Sloonei needs a challenger, no?

[Marmot]

Let Prince Rico and Lord Sloonei fight for the stuffed teddy!

[Dragon D. Luffy]

Where is Jack to stop the orgy.

[dunya]

[Marmot]

Where is Jack to stop the orgy.

That's what my secret ability does.

I don't plan on using it anytime soon.

[dunya]

if Jay is lynched, my post count lead will remain indisputed

[Dragon D. Luffy]

if Jay is lynched, my post count lead will remain indisputed

[mention]MacDougall[/mention] you know what your job is.

[sprityo]

*walks in with pizza very late to the party*

.......

[sprityo]

at least DrWilgy did not thoroughly lick anyone

[Dragon D. Luffy]

*walks in with pizza very late to the party*

.......

[Iron_Dwarf]

I am 29 years old and what is this?

[dunya]

if Jay is lynched, my post count lead will remain indisputed

@MacDougall you know what your job is.

kill this man immediately for trying to kill me twice in the heart where it hurts

[Dragon D. Luffy]

Dunya now gunning for the highest number of np posts in a game in site history.

[dunya]

ok ddl, i'll go away

[Dragon D. Luffy]

ok ddl, i'll go away

Please don't, I was just poking.

Your posts are entertaining.

[Jackofhearts2005]

I just wanna say it's adorable that some of you think I'm manually counting votes but there is probably only one role manipulating them. Here's the count. Brb. Gotta finish the Sloonei/Speedchuck sex scene.

[6] JaggedJimmyJay - Dragon D. Luffy, McDougall, Epignosis, sprityo, Marmot, DrWilgy
[6] Iron_Dwarf - colonialbob, speedchuck, nutella, gwilikers6, JaggedJimmyJay, Kylemii
[1] sig - Kenway
[1] DrWilgy - Long Con
[3] nutella - Iron_Dwarf, Quin, lapluie
[1] rundontwalk - Kites
[1] gwilikers6 - rundontwalk

No vote: sig (but a good effort)

[Iron_Dwarf]

Please hang around dunya, we provide good entertainment in between studying and work I hope.

[Marmot]

I just wanna say it's adorable that some of you think I'm manually counting votes but there is probably only one role manipulating them. Here's the count. Brb. Gotta finish the Sloonei/Speedchuck sex scene.

[6] JaggedJimmyJay - Dragon D. Luffy, McDougall, Epignosis, sprityo, Marmot, DrWilgy
[6] Iron_Dwarf - colonialbob, speedchuck, nutella, gwilikers6, JaggedJimmyJay, Kylemii
[1] sig - Kenway
[1] DrWilgy - Long Con
[3] nutella - Iron_Dwarf, Quin, lapluie
[1] rundontwalk - Kites
[1] gwilikers6 - rundontwalk

No vote: sig (but a good effort)

[Marmot]

*start cleaning up the shrimp because it's smelling funny in here

[Marmot]

EBWOP: *starts

[speedchuck]

*brushes teeth to help Marmot with the smell, having eaten all the shrimp that Wilgy fed me*

[dunya]

ok ddl, i'll go away

Please don't, I was just poking.

Your posts are entertaining.

I know, I was just guilt-tripping you

[dunya]

I just wanna say it's adorable that some of you think I'm manually counting votes but there is probably only one role manipulating them. Here's the count.

hey bud you have no reason to leave us hanging this long then man

[dunya]

*start cleaning up the shrimp because it's smelling funny in here

damn just a typo I thought you were being all domineering and shit.

[Dragon D. Luffy]

ok ddl, i'll go away

Please don't, I was just poking.

Your posts are entertaining.

I know, I was just guilt-tripping you

I imagined so, but you never know.

[Marmot]

*start cleaning up the shrimp because it's smelling funny in here

damn just a typo I thought you were being all domineering and shit.

Haha, I didn't think it mattered if I fixed it but I did anyway because the verb tense was just soooo wrong.

[DrWilgy]

*wakes up from drunken stupor*

Oh god who did I lick this time?

[dunya]

*wakes up from drunken stupor*

Oh god who did I lick this time?

not me. apparently, the flame you once had for me has burned out.

[nutella]

What the hell happened in here overnight

Speedos and lances and shrimp, oh my

[Jackofhearts2005]

Fire Emblem Day 3

"Thank you for your cooperation," Pinky said smugly, dropping the king to the floor. She left the room and found two of the other Fingers waiting.

"Thumb, I'm putting you in charge, here. I have other matters to attend to."

As soon as Pinky had left, Thumb turned to Pointer. "I'm leaving you in charge of defense. I'm off to try to convince our king this invasion is a mistake."

Once Thumb was gone, Pointer left Sigmund in charge, who left Gwil in charge, who pretended that Sigmund had told him to put a mid level knight that had just been introduced in charge.

************

"I've never seen one so big," Princess Speedie said, biting her lip.

"Do you want to hold it?" Prince Sloonei asked, peppering Speedie's neck with loving kisses.

"Maybe a little..."

The princess ran her fingers along the shaft, slowly making her way to the tip. She hesitated. "This is weird, right?"

"How so?"

"I mean, I can't even wield a lance on the battlefield so it's weird for me to be playing with one now. I'm really more of a swords kinda girl."

"Is it weird to be doing this in the middle of sex?"

"Oh, no. I'm into it."

At that moment, Dunya entered the room. "Whoopsie." She covered her eyes. "Didn't know you two were having sibling bonding time. I'll...just come back later."

Spoiler: show

DISGUSTING

Spoiler: show

This is your own fault. You voted for this outcome. I gave you two chances.

************

Rico's peeps made short work of the enemy garrison. In the end, Jim faced the knight one on one.

The knight stabbed and Jim dodged. The second attack hit for minimal damage. The third and fourth attacks both missed and the fifth did a little more damage.

"Why isn't he fighting back?" Ron asked Marshal.

"Lord Rico made him give me his weapons so he wouldn't hog all the experience."

"Oi! Jimmyjimjim!" Rico tossed Jim an iron sword. Jim caught it in the air, spun his horse around majestically and sliced the knight cleanly in half.

Jim fell from his horse. His side was bleeding badly. His friends rushed to his side.

"This wound!" Marshal exclaimed. "What happened?"

Jim groaned "Middle attacked me. I didn't say anything because yesterday's host post was already too long. I'm sorry, Rico. I've failed you."

Jim faded away.

"Noooooooooooooo!" Rico shouted. "He was like a father to me!"

DDL poked his head around the corner. "Hey Prince Rico? Your father is dead."

"Noooooooooooooo!" Rico shouted. "He was like a father to me!"

JaggedJimmyJay has been lynched. He was an OP mentor. (Town)

[nutella]

[mention]DrWilgy[/mention] don't post any more k

[nutella]

lmao this post

[Dragon D. Luffy]

Meh.

Your Jay definitions have been updated.

[nutella]

fools

[Dragon D. Luffy]

Probably means ID is a civ too.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Day 3

[6] JaggedJimmyJay - Dragon D. Luffy, McDougall, Epignosis, sprityo, Marmot, DrWilgy
[6] Iron_Dwarf - colonialbob, speedchuck, nutella, gwilikers6, JaggedJimmyJay, Kylemii
[1] sig - Kenway
[1] DrWilgy - Long Con
[3] nutella - Iron_Dwarf, Quin, lapluie
[1] rundontwalk - Kites
[1] gwilikers6 - rundontwalk

No vote: sig (but a good effort)

Much vote manipulation. Very unexpect

[Jackofhearts2005]

Why wasn't lord Sloonei in the host post last night?
Poll ended at Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:30 pm
Please note that if you vote, your vote will be visible.


Well, the town was losing and Sloonei doesn't pick fights he can't win.
2
10%
Voters: Quin, gwilikers6
He was busy introducing Speedchuck to the tip of his lance, if you know what I mean.
9
43%
Voters: Kites, speedchuck, sprityo, Long Con, colonialbob, nutella, Marmot, sig, JaggedJimmyJay
Option 2 is disgusting.
5
24%
Voters: Iron_Dwarf, Kylemii, lapluie, Dragon D. Luffy, Epignosis
Day ends on Tuesday 9 pm CST but we're hoping to have a host post as early as next Saturday. (Mod/non/dead)
5
24%
Voters: TonyStarkPrime, Jackofhearts2005, Spacedaisy, dunya, S~V~S
Total votes: 21


Lol ya'll need Jesus

[speedchuck]

RIP JJJ

[mention]dunya[/mention] This lance would have been yours, but it's all mine now. You jelly?


linki: [mention]Dragon D. Luffy[/mention] Why is ID a civ now?

[Dragon D. Luffy]

Cuz Gwilkers claimed to have x2 vote power when voting for a baddie.

So either he is BSing us, or ID is a civ, or there is another ability in play. The last is unlikely since the host just gave away that there was only one vote manioulation ability in this lynch.

[nutella]

[mention]Dragon D. Luffy[/mention] it's in his public role description lol so we know he's not BSing

[dunya]

@dunya This lance would have been yours, but it's all mine now. You jelly?

thanks for taking over, speed. I'm happy to be living vicariously through you

[gwilikers6]

Cuz Gwilkers claimed to have x2 vote power when voting for a baddie.

So either he is BSing us, or ID is a civ, or there is another ability in play. The last is unlikely since the host just gave away that there was only one vote manioulation ability in this lynch.

I took that as very heavy sarcasm and that there are certainly more vote manipulation abilities. Don’t take my word for mine, it’s in the OP.

[gwilikers6]

Pretty sure we’re fucked.

[Iron_Dwarf]

Well that was close.

[Iron_Dwarf]

Still fucked though.

[speedchuck]

Cuz Gwilkers claimed to have x2 vote power when voting for a baddie.

So either he is BSing us, or ID is a civ, or there is another ability in play. The last is unlikely since the host just gave away that there was only one vote manioulation ability in this lynch.

I took that as very heavy sarcasm and that there are certainly more vote manipulation abilities. Don’t take my word for mine, it’s in the OP.

I just wanna say it's adorable that some of you think I'm manually counting votes but there is probably only one role manipulating them.

[mention]Dragon D. Luffy[/mention] and Gwil yeah I took this as: "It's adorable that you guys think I'm counting the votes as they come and keeping the one role in mind."

The 'one role' is part of what's adorable to Jack. He probably has to use advanced linear algebra to figure out who got lynched, and we think it's only one role? Cute.

Though I'm sure Jack could clarify, so as not to leave you town-clearing a guy based on a misread of an amusing comment. Heck, like Gwil says, there are probably more vote affecting abilities in the OP