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#1051

you don't need pants if you never leave your apartment

#1052

If vomps ever has a gf, she'd have to wear the pants :O

#1053

lolture

#1054

BoatsBoatsBoats wrote:If vomps ever has a gf, she'd have to wear the pants :O

I wouldn't mind her not wearing the pants.

#1055

I wouldn't either butt I'd want pics k

#1056

#1057

That reminds me of when I would go on Omegle and pretend to be a flirty Finnish gril

#1058

BoatsBoatsBoats wrote:That reminds me of when I would go on Omegle and pretend to be a flirty Finnish gril

:3
I've never pretended to be one, just mistaken for one.

#1059

A Person wrote:
BoatsBoatsBoats wrote:That reminds me of when I would go on Omegle and pretend to be a flirty Finnish gril
:3
I've never pretended to be one, just mistaken for one.

I know tqht flelel

#1060

When Vomps gets a grilfriend, I want him to jump out of bed after he stays the night with her and either yell "Ta Da" and do Jazz Hands OR jump up with your hands above your head (like a gymnast) or salute etc.

#1061

I wouldn't mind a (girl/boy)friend.

#1062

Well, when you get one, and I think you will soon, just remember to pop up and salute the judges. "Ta da!"

#1063

i'd not ming dina grilrfiend

#1064

Start practicing those jazz hands, Mattmatt!

#1065

#1066

Pineapple

#1067

Mongoose wrote:Well, when you get one, and I think you will soon, just remember to pop up and salute the judges. "Ta da!"

I don't share the confidence that you have but if it happens I will k

#1068

Grilfriends are expensive in Fianldn.

Lime.

#1069

theyh'are expinseive in americaland too

#1070

#1071

ture :I(

#1072

mmmmmm lime

#1073

You just need to find girls (or boys) that appreciate the finer, frugal things in life.

If s/he wants a high roller, you don't want her anyway.

#1074

It's not so much about being a high roller as it is about being able to roll at all if you know what i mean

#1075

A Person wrote:It's not so much about being a high roller as it is about being able to roll at all if you know what i mean

Not really, could you elaborate?

#1076

Mongoose wrote:
A Person wrote:It's not so much about being a high roller as it is about being able to roll at all if you know what i mean
Not really, could you elaborate?

I mean I wouldn't be able to do things like go anywhere or do anything.

#1077

A Person wrote:
Mongoose wrote:
A Person wrote:It's not so much about being a high roller as it is about being able to roll at all if you know what i mean
Not really, could you elaborate?
I mean I wouldn't be able to do things like go anywhere or do anything.

You could Hulu

#1078

BECAUSE YOU'RE USED TO A SOFTER TOUCH
SHE'S JUST USED TO A GENTLER TOUCH
SHE IS USED TO A GENTLEMAN'S TOUCH
BUT HEY MAN, IT'S COOL WHEN YOU DO IT

#1079

CRA ACHAESER AHERATD REASET

#1080

I spilled an entire bottle of iced tea in my person. My droid and kindle were in there (and these were presents, I don't usually have nice things!) so they are drying out. Cross your fingers :/

#1081

#1082

Mongoose wrote:I spilled an entire bottle of iced tea in my person. My droid and kindle were in there (and these were presents, I don't usually have nice things!) so they are drying out. Cross your fingers :/

D:
good luck

#1083

My bag made a wet spot on the floor where it drained. I guess I'll check on my gadgets and see how theyy are.

#1084

Kindle is dead. Phone looks to be okay.

#1085

Nooooooooo! Not the Kindle! My whole world would crumble to the ground (butt we refuse to see) if something were to happen to it. Can't it be fixed?:A

#1086

I am not sure. I dont even know how to go about starting that process.

#1087

I hope your stuff is ok

I couldn't talk to the gril because there was a test.

#1088

I am cautiously optimistic my stuff is okay. A coworker put my kindle into a bag of rice and I think it saved the day.

I hope you did well on your test!

#1089

Ugh, probably not.

I'm probably going to invite her to my friend's lake house for next weekend to spend the night with a few other friends.

#1090

:O
that sounsd fun

#1091

inb4 she can't/doesn't want to go

#1092

Um that sounds amazing. I hope she accepts!

#1093

I dunno, she might be scared to spend the night with a bunch of people she doesn't know at all or doesn't know well. I know I'd be afraid. I could have her bring a friend or something but then I might not spend a lot of time with her.

#1094

Here's how you fix that. Bring a guy friend for her friend. Problem solved.

#1095

My friend (with the house) is a guy.

Have I mentioned we plan on bringing around a dozen people?

#1096

I think there will be plenty of guys to keep her friend's attention. You just need to work on The Woo and how you will do that.

#1097

Whatever you decide to do, fingers crossed she says yes!

#1098

I have a weird taste in my mouth today. What should I do?

#1099

eat marshmallows

#1100

prepare to die