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#1101

She has stuff going on

#1102

When my mouth tastes weird I like to drink water, I think it dilutes the bad taste if that makes any sense...

#1103

BoatsBoatsBoats wrote:She has stuff going on

Feck!

Her loss! Big one too!

wrathofgod wrote:When my mouth tastes weird I like to drink water, I think it dilutes the bad taste if that makes any sense...

That's because it washes away bacteria poop, or some of if...

(which you then swallow

)

#1104

There are so many bacteria in your digestive tract that it doesn't make much difference.

#1105

BoatsBoatsBoats wrote:She has stuff going on

Dude I wanna go.

#1106

Vompatti wrote:prepare to die

Why you want me dead qm

#1107

wrathofgod wrote:When my mouth tastes weird I like to drink water, I think it dilutes the bad taste if that makes any sense...
That's because it washes away bacteria poop, or some of if... (which you then swallow )

mmmm bacteria

#1108

My mouth tastes better after I had some pizza.

It now tastes like tomatoes and basil.

#1109

uuuuuggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

It's still nice talking to her in class.

#1110

I'm still on the fence about basil leaves on pizza - it seems authentic but at the same time I'm not sure if I prefer the taste. It's kind of strong.

#1111

I've never had basil on pizza.

BoatsBoatsBoats wrote:She has stuff going on

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#1112

Mongoose wrote:
Vompatti wrote:prepare to die
Why you want me dead qm

I don't butt it's innevivibitable.

#1113

Vompatti wrote:
Mongoose wrote:
Vompatti wrote:prepare to die
Why you want me dead qm
I don't butt it's innevivibitable.

kk better update my will

Good thing I'm a laywer, time to make a codicil

#1114

the gril did say how I should have gone on the school camping trip with her and seemed sincere so idk

#1115

I didn't go on a camping trip with the gril with pretty hands.

#1116

you should organize one k

#1117

BoatsBoatsBoats wrote:the gril did say how I should have gone on the school camping trip with her and seemed sincere so idk

SHE LIKES YOU, DUMMY

#1118

Also don't be mad I called you a dummy. I said it with love.

#1119

Mongoose wrote:
BoatsBoatsBoats wrote:the gril did say how I should have gone on the school camping trip with her and seemed sincere so idk
SHE LIKES YOU, DUMMY

I THOUGHT SHE JUST MIGHT BE FRIENDLY BUT YEAH I CAN SEE THAT

#1120

Wooooo!

#1121

I guess it doesn't matter if she does tho since she can never have plans. Her excuse seemed legitimate.

#1122

I donm't think I'll ever get to sauna with her : /(:

#1123

the girl with pretnynt hansdns?

#1124

yesss k : (:(8.'

#1125

Fill in the blank: I feel like ______

#1126

#1127

#1128

A Person wrote:carp

tyre

#1129

ture

#1130

tfw euphoric

#1131

but not because of some phony god's blessing

#1132

BECAUSE I AM ENLIGHTENED BY MY OWN RAZOR INTELLIGENCE

#1133

If you have any questions, raise your hand.

#1134

But my hands were cut off for stealing

#1135

I thought Moses repealed those laws

#1136

Maybe she stole the repeal.

#1137

How does one repeal when one has already pealed?

#1138

Patience, super glue and an uncanny ability to put puzzles together.

#1139

How am I doing today?

I was going to say we should call this grinding instead of shredding, but then I thought of the implications of that.

#1140

I might or might not mind the implications of grinding.

#1141

Grinding is fine with the right people

#1142

The right people are expensive in Finalnd.

#1143

in Micanntoo

#1144

tfw freezing up during class presentation

#1145

I don't think I could even do a presentation anymore.

#1146

#1147

I remember purposely not doing anything for a presentation in Spanish class so I didn't have to do it (also because I'd just switched schools and was super behind).

#1148

Tfefwtefwfwfe

#1149

I too dislike presentations

they make me sweat and have a hurt stomach

#1150

BoatsBoatsBoats wrote:tfw freezing up during class presentation

Oh please. I give them everyday.