Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me Mafia {POSTMORTEM}

[Enrique]

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jesus poor guy

[DharmaHelper]

Been out all day DnDing I'll catch up on this shit later.

[DharmaHelper]

[mention]speedchuck[/mention] [mention]lunalee[/mention] I'm here for a bit if you want to go to Palmer House and chat about this challenge.

[Long Con]

@speedchuck @lunalee I'm here for a bit if you want to go to Palmer House and chat about this challenge.

Don't bother strategizing, we're randomizing the number every time.

[Enrique]

[DharmaHelper]

Since there are only two locations to visit, I'm Drinking this damn fine cup of coffee so I can visit both.

[DharmaHelper]

FULL Disclosure:

Typed "House" into my URL bar instead of "Palmer" and ended up in the roadhouse chat accidentally. Did not read anything. Left immediately.

Again, full disclosure.

[Long Con]

I want in on dem woods.

[Enrique]

[Enrique]

[Marmot]

I want in on dem woods.

I belive in you.

[Long Con]

I want in on dem woods.

I belive in you.

We are one.

[Enrique]

[insertnamehere]

ROUND ONE

Both teams submitted two kernels of corn. In the event of a tie, the winner is decided randomly.

According to random.org, TEAM ROADHOUSE wins Round One.

ROUND TWO begins now and ends at 4:00 PM CST.

[speedchuck]

[insertnamehere]

NOTE: You can submit kernels for future rounds in advance, if you know you will not be around.

[DharmaHelper]

You motherfuckers.

[Long Con]

LOL wow guys... great minds think alike!

[Long Con]

You motherfuckers.

Did you guys have the same conversation where you thought about going 0, and then decided to do 1 just in case we did the same... and then WIFOM yourselves to a 2?

[DharmaHelper]

You motherfuckers.

Did you guys have the same conversation where you thought about going 0, and then decided to do 1 just in case we did the same... and then WIFOM yourselves to a 2?

I will not comment.

[Enrique]

[insertnamehere]

ROUND TWO

TEAM PALMER HOUSE WINS.

Team Roadhouse sent in an inferior 7 kernels of corn.

ROUND THREE begins now and ends at 11:00 PM CST.

[Enrique]

[DharmaHelper]

Hey I have an idea

Lets all agree not to put any more kernals into the pot. Both teams win, We're all immune.

[Long Con]

How can you trust us? Also, we don't get to know how many you bid in round 2?

[DharmaHelper]

We bid more than you bid.

[DharmaHelper]

Also it's first *to* three, not best of 3. Hm

[insertnamehere]

ROUND THREE

TEAM ROADHOUSE WINS.

Team Palmer House sent in an inferior 2 kernels of corn.

If Team Roadhouse wins one more challenge, then the member of their team with the most kernels will win Immunity, and the member of Team Palmer House with the least kernels will have an extra vote cast against them.

ROUND FOUR begins now and ends at 2:00 PM CST tomorrow.

[DharmaHelper]

Hmm.

[Enrique]

INH remind me what happens if everyone in the winning team uses up their kernels?

[Long Con]

So we need only one more round. How many seeds do you think we have left?

[insertnamehere]

INH remind me what happens if everyone in the winning team uses up their kernels?

The winner will be decided randomly.

[Enrique]

[insertnamehere]

ROUND FOUR

TEAM PALMER HOUSE WINS.

Team Roadhouse sent in an inferior 0 kernels of corn.

Whoever wins the next round will win the challenge.

ROUND FIVE begins now and ends at 8:00 PM CST, which is also the EOD, so please remember to vote in the location poll.

[DharmaHelper]

Cool.

[Long Con]

Nice win dude.

[Long Con]

ROUND FOUR

TEAM PALMER HOUSE WINS.

Team Roadhouse sent in an inferior 0 kernels of corn.

Whoever wins the next round will win the challenge.

ROUND FIVE begins now and ends at 8:00 PM CST, which is also the EOD, so please remember to vote in the location poll.

Long Con will bid ten kernels, please!

[insertnamehere]

ROUND FOUR

TEAM PALMER HOUSE WINS.

Team Roadhouse sent in an inferior 0 kernels of corn.

Whoever wins the next round will win the challenge.

ROUND FIVE begins now and ends at 8:00 PM CST, which is also the EOD, so please remember to vote in the location poll.

Long Con will bid ten kernels, please!

You must PM me to play kernels.

[speedchuck]

Alright guys, I got something to say

Goodbye.

[DharmaHelper]

Alright guys, I got something to say

Goodbye.

[Long Con]

Wow, I thought I PMed that. Oh well, no one is surprised at this point.

[DharmaHelper]

Wow, I thought I PMed that. Oh well, no one is surprised at this point.

Still time to send 0 kernels.

[Long Con]

Wow, I thought I PMed that. Oh well, no one is surprised at this point.

Still time to send 0 kernels.

Too late. Did it for real now.

St Patrick's Day was hard on my brain.

[insertnamehere]

[mention]nutella[/mention]
[mention]speedchuck[/mention]

If you want to be in a BTSC chatroom tonight, you'd best vote before the EOD.

[Long Con]

Alright guys, I got something to say

Goodbye.

Why are you going?

[DharmaHelper]

Welcome to hell

[Enrique]

[nutella]

Lmao happened to open this thread and see that I had 1 minute to vote for a room

[insertnamehere]

CHALLENGE TWO RESULTS

Team Roadhouse wins! The player with the most cards on that team is Nutella, who will be immune from tonight's vote.

All three members of Team Palmer House have zero kernels, which means that all of them are tied for last place. According to random.org, the team-member who will have an extra vote cast against them tonight is...Dharmahelper.

[insertnamehere]

DAY SIX

EXCERPT FROM LAURA PALMER'S DIARY, AGE 17

Spoiler: show

August 23, 1988

Dear Diary,

I feel so much better with cocaine back in my life!
I've been meaning to tell you what became of my meeting with Norma. I had been thinking about the very best way to help the elderly who find it difficult to leave the house.
I would deliver meals to the elderly people in the area who couldn't get out for a hot meal. I told her the name of the program could be Meals on Wheels.
Norma loved the idea and said she would make a few calls to people at city hall and maybe the hospital. We could find the best recipients that way, without doing much footwork. Norma agreed to provide the meals, two a day, four times a week. All profits to go fifty-fifty. I deliver them to the door, and maybe I'll regain some confidence. . . . Or am I confident? Or am I so fucked up on coke that I can't tell?
So, today, I came to pick up two meals at the diner.
I was helping Norma pull the meals from the oven when Josie Packard came in.
She and Norma had a quick talk, during which Josie became a bit upset, emotional. Norma called me over and explained that Josie was being hassled at the mill again about her English. . . . I could tell she was embarrassed by it.
I told her that I'd love to give her English lessons if she'd like.
Norma cave me a smile and a pat on the shoulder. Josie stepped forward and said, "I'd be more than happy to pay you for these services."
I shook her hand and she said that her first available day was next Monday evening . . . ? I told her that was fine. I would see her Monday.
I left the diner with the meals. I had to deliver them and get up to Johnny Horne's in forty-five minutes.
I went to Mrs. Tremond's apartment first. I left the tray at the front door along with the appropriate note, and a request for a house key of my own.
Harold Smith was my other delivery. As I think I told you, he's an interesting man. Very handsome. Apparently he was a botanist. For some reason he can't remember, he awoke one morning to find himself an agoraphobic. He believes death is just outside the door, and that late at night it calls to him from outside like a strange bird.
He invited me in but I was already late so I told him I'd have to take a rain check.
I got up to the Hornes' and they were all ready to leave. I told them to have a good time, that Johnny and I would be fine, not to worry. .
I convinced Bobby to drop some coke off for me, and Johnny and I spent the evening reading his storybooks and eating ice cream.

More later, Laura

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August 31, 1988

Dear Diary,

I just reread yesterday's entry and I suddenly feel very embarrassed about being alive. The girl who received this diary on her twelfth birthday has been dead for years, and I who took her place have done nothing but make a mockery of the dreams she once had. I'm seventeen years old, I'm a cocaine addict, a prostitute who fucks her father's employers, not to mention half the fucking town, and the only difference from last week is that now I'm getting paid for it. My life is whatever the other person in the room wants it to be.
Therefore, when I am alone, my life is nothing.
I dreamed last night that I was outside Jacques' cabin in the woods, and I was trying to find a way inside. There was no front door, only a window, identical to the one in my bedroom. I looked through the window and saw Waldo flying back and forth very, very slowly. It was as if he were moving in slow motion, but I could tell that he was panicked. He called out, "Laura, Laura," as if in warning. . . . And suddenly ███ stepped into the square of the window and grabbed Waldo in his hands. ███ turned to me smiling, and with one squeeze, crushed Waldo to death.
I backed away from the window and ran from the house as fast as I could. No matter where I turned the house was always in front of me and each time I saw ███ he was closer to climbing out of the window.
I fell to my knees. Everything went silent. I looked up and there, thirty feet in front of me, was a gigantic owl. As I look back now, I am still unsure. "Was he a friend or an enemy?"
We stood staring at each other for a long time. It felt as if he wanted to say something, but he did not.
I awoke hoping that what the Log Lady said, "Owls are sometimes big," referred to tonight and meant that something good was going to happen to me. Now that I'm working at One-Eyed Jack's I could use a good omen. I will pay attention to everything the way the Log Lady told me I should. I suspect that this will be the first of many things I will need to pay close attention to.

Laura


P.S. I think that in order to ensure my privacy I will need to start a second diary, one that if found will give the intruder "the Laura" that everyone thinks lives inside of me.
I will have to spend time filling its pages. I wonder if life is still something I can make up.

LAURA PALMER'S ACTIVITIES FOR THE DAY OF FEBRUARY 22nd, 1989:

7:36 AM: Woke up, got dressed.

8:30 AM: Quickly rushed to school.

3:25 PM: Met with Bobby Briggs, who gave her a large amount of money, and told her to put it in a safety deposit box. Giggled about him killing "Mike."

3:47 PM: Went to Twin Peaks Savings and Loan, and stored $10,000 in a safety deposit box.

4:28 PM: Walked home.

5:12 PM: Was visited by James Hurley, who asked her where she was last night, implying that it was drug-related. Refused to answer. Was asked when he could see her. Refused to answer.

5:24 PM: Went back inside her house, and was spoken to by ███ through the ceiling fan. Was told that he'd like to taste through her mouth.

5:50 PM: Sarah Palmer asked her where her blue sweater was. Pointed out that she was currently wearing it. Sarah Palmer then began to cry.

Speedchuck was killed by the Ring, which was given to him by Coliniscool. He was MIKE, an independent rabble-rouser.

Vanilla civilians now, once again, have their original win conditions.

It is now Night 6. You have 24 hours to converse in chatrooms, send in night actions, and vote for a person to be killed.