Assassination Classroom [ENDGAME]

[Epignosis]

Epignosis makes a spectacle out of it when someone voices suspicion. He doesn't care about the roof.

Ain't no roof here to care about. Just dead bodies and earths or something.

[Epignosis]

You all are terrible at this.

[Long Con]

Is it because you DID explain your reads?

[Epignosis]

JJJ can you share your tinfoil thoughts about Epi?

To put it succinctly, I believe he is doing less than it appears he is doing on the surface. His suspicions of you and lapluie didn't really develop, in particular the latter during the EOD sequence when lapluie had quite a bit to say. His civilian reads on INH and LC exist without substance, which gives me the concern that these reads are there to look the part rather than to be the part.

This is bullshit because:

Epignosis, how are you doing?

Drowning in reading posts, cooking supper, and placing wagers. Weren't you fire a while ago?

I am not here to go over juliet's posts and lapluie's posts when I'm six pages behind, cooking, and gambling. This is an unreasonable thing to suspect me for.

What drives me bananas is that JJJ calls me a "tinfoil suspect."

Nah.

Any sane person would have just called me a suspect and made a case. This guy is trying to move shit on to me, someone he HAS to know can't be on all the time because of work, and make a kill elsewhere. This is trash.

Lynch JJJ and save yourselves some trouble. If he was good, he'd have sense enough to see I can't be here at work because most pages are blocked (he knew that beforehand), and catching up on six pages while cooking and gambling is no joke.

I also don't believe his Long Con vote was a good civilian vote. He voted for LC because LC voted Marmot for something something no reason? Fuck outta here.

Lynch 3J if I die.

[Epignosis]

Hell, lynch him if I don't.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I am not here to go over juliet's posts and lapluie's posts when I'm six pages behind, cooking, and gambling. This is an unreasonable thing to suspect me for.

I don't live in your house. I'm not here to incorporate everyone's cooking needs into my reads. I don't give a shit.

What drives me bananas is that JJJ calls me a "tinfoil suspect."

Nah.

Any sane person would have just called me a suspect and made a case. This guy is trying to move shit on to me, someone he HAS to know can't be on all the time because of work, and make a kill elsewhere. This is trash.

That's convoluted as hell. Your assertion is that I'm bad because I used the word "tinfoil", which means all of the following are true:
1.) I'm bad.
2.) I know you can't be around much.
3.) I think you're such a clear priority to eliminate that I have to "move shit" by way of voicing a concern on Night 1 "so I can kill elsewhere"

1 is false, which eliminates 3, and I have no clue what your obligations at work are. I am not keeping track of that. I have my own goddamned obligations.

Lynch JJJ and save yourselves some trouble. If he was good, he'd have sense enough to see I can't be here at work because most pages are blocked (he knew that beforehand), and catching up on six pages while cooking and gambling is no joke.

This is dramatic bullshit. Why are you implying that I am your fucking family dog and have keen understanding of your limitations?

I also don't believe his Long Con vote was a good civilian vote. He voted for LC because LC voted Marmot for something something no reason? Fuck outta here.

Lynch 3J if I die.

Anything sounds stupid when you reduce it to "something something no reason". Kiss my ass.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I am not here to go over juliet's posts and lapluie's posts when I'm six pages behind, cooking, and gambling. This is an unreasonable thing to suspect me for.

I don't live in your house. I'm not here to incorporate everyone's cooking needs into my reads. I don't give a shit.

What drives me bananas is that JJJ calls me a "tinfoil suspect."

Nah.

Any sane person would have just called me a suspect and made a case. This guy is trying to move shit on to me, someone he HAS to know can't be on all the time because of work, and make a kill elsewhere. This is trash.

That's convoluted as hell. Your assertion is that I'm bad because I used the word "tinfoil", which means all of the following are true:
1.) I'm bad.
2.) I know you can't be around much.
3.) I think you're such a clear priority to eliminate that I have to "move shit" by way of voicing a concern on Night 1 "so I can kill elsewhere"

1 is false, which eliminates 3, and I have no clue what your obligations at work are. I am not keeping track of that. I have my own goddamned obligations.

Lynch JJJ and save yourselves some trouble. If he was good, he'd have sense enough to see I can't be here at work because most pages are blocked (he knew that beforehand), and catching up on six pages while cooking and gambling is no joke.

This is dramatic bullshit. Why are you implying that I am your fucking family dog and have keen understanding of your limitations?

I also don't believe his Long Con vote was a good civilian vote. He voted for LC because LC voted Marmot for something something no reason? Fuck outta here.

Lynch 3J if I die.

Anything sounds stupid when you reduce it to "something something no reason". Kiss my ass.

[sprityo]

I’ve got 6 pages of shit to read

And you guys lynched lapluie. I’d better see some good reasonings in this

Didn't you vote her D1 as well?

I voted off after she stated her reason. Albeit poor, was still a reason. I’m off my 24 hour shift so it’s time to come catchup on everything I missed

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I am the network administrator at Epignosis's workplace and I should know better.

[Epignosis]

You don't have to be my dog. You just have to pay attention to what I write in the thread and believe it. You didn't do that. Instead, you expected me to develop some opinions of juliets and lapluie between 6:30pm EST and lynch time. That wasn't happening.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

You don't have to be my dog. You just have to pay attention to what I write in the thread and believe it. You didn't do that. Instead, you expected me to develop some opinions of juliets and lapluie between 6:30pm EST and lynch time. That wasn't happening.

I have to be your dog. What you're saying to me right now is horseshit.

[Epignosis]

You don't have to be my dog. You just have to pay attention to what I write in the thread and believe it. You didn't do that. Instead, you expected me to develop some opinions of juliets and lapluie between 6:30pm EST and lynch time. That wasn't happening.

I have to be your dog. What you're saying to me right now is horseshit.

What, specifically, is horseshit?

That I was cooking? That I was placing wagers? That I was behind six pages?

[JaggedJimmyJay]

You don't have to be my dog. You just have to pay attention to what I write in the thread and believe it. You didn't do that. Instead, you expected me to develop some opinions of juliets and lapluie between 6:30pm EST and lynch time. That wasn't happening.

I have to be your dog. What you're saying to me right now is horseshit.

What, specifically, is horseshit?

That I was cooking? That I was placing wagers? That I was behind six pages?

That JaggedJimmyJay on The Syndicate is supposed to equate any of that information with "Epignosis is incapable of playing Mafia"

[Kylemii]

I'm not here to incorporate everyone's cooking needs into my reads.

new meta

[Epignosis]

You don't have to be my dog. You just have to pay attention to what I write in the thread and believe it. You didn't do that. Instead, you expected me to develop some opinions of juliets and lapluie between 6:30pm EST and lynch time. That wasn't happening.

I have to be your dog. What you're saying to me right now is horseshit.

What, specifically, is horseshit?

That I was cooking? That I was placing wagers? That I was behind six pages?

That JaggedJimmyJay on The Syndicate is supposed to equate any of that information with "Epignosis is incapable of playing Mafia"

No.

No.

You aren't accusing me of being incapable of playing Mafia.

You accused me of not developing thought processes on juliets and lapluie, particularly the latter when she was here actually saying things.

I was not here to read what she said. I was cooking. I was making money. I was being a boss elsewhere.

I can't read half this thread at work, so I was many pages behind.

Your accusation of me that I didn't "develop reads" is therefore bullshit, because I literally wasn't online to develop them.

Some people hustle, you know. I hustle.

[Epignosis]

Your vote on Long Con was the laziest vote I have ever seen you make, JJJ. I hope you burn for that alone.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Your vote on Long Con was the laziest vote I have ever seen you make, JJJ. I hope you burn for that alone.

You have a tendency to engage in hyperbole. Consider revision.

[Kylemii]

this is the epi i know and love

[Kylemii]

even though he disrespected my cool leaf avatar :\

[JaggedJimmyJay]

No.

No.

You aren't accusing me of being incapable of playing Mafia.

You accused me of not developing thought processes on juliets and lapluie, particularly the latter when she was here actually saying things.

I was not here to read what she said. I was cooking. I was making money. I was being a boss elsewhere.

I can't read half this thread at work, so I was many pages behind.

Your accusation of me that I didn't "develop reads" is therefore bullshit, because I literally wasn't online to develop them.

Some people hustle, you know. I hustle.

I know jack shit about your work limitations beyond "Epignosis is a teacher". If you said something about being blocked in this game thread, I did not notice that.

As far as I can tell, you don't spend any waking moment not engaged in sports betting. Your gambling doesn't mean much to me.

For me to know a thing about how your cooking needs affect your play in this game requires that I be your family dog.

If you are a civilian, you have got to stop hounding people the minute they accuse you. You seriously do this shit a lot, and it throws off your shit significantly. Civilians suspect you frequently, so get that into your head. I know you're going to balk at this, but I absolutely don't care. Please remember it whenever you discover my alignment in this game. Hell, even if you're mafia this is still something I've noticed from your civilian play, so think about it.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Long Con's Day 1 vote was a lot like another recently placed on this site which was horrific. I prefer not to discuss active games. My vote was inspired by other activity.

[Epignosis]

No.

No.

You aren't accusing me of being incapable of playing Mafia.

You accused me of not developing thought processes on juliets and lapluie, particularly the latter when she was here actually saying things.

I was not here to read what she said. I was cooking. I was making money. I was being a boss elsewhere.

I can't read half this thread at work, so I was many pages behind.

Your accusation of me that I didn't "develop reads" is therefore bullshit, because I literally wasn't online to develop them.

Some people hustle, you know. I hustle.

I know jack shit about your work limitations beyond "Epignosis is a teacher". If you said something about being blocked in this game thread, I did not notice that.

The gods have blocked my way;
They have tethered my tongue in my time of toil.
Two fools have set out to punish me
For the capriciousness of the gods
Who have wreaked an ancient Iberian curse upon me:
No puedo publicar en el trabajo

That was in your game. The one you are hosting right now.

I can't post much at work. Most pages are blocked. I can't even read.

I said as much in Vocaroo. I wrote a ditty about it. You liked it.

How can you NOT FUCKING KNOW THAT I CAN'T FOLLOW ALL THIS AT WORK?

You can't be real right now.

As far as I can tell, you don't spend any waking moment not engaged in sports betting. Your gambling doesn't mean much to me.

For me to know a thing about how your cooking needs affect your play in this game requires that I be your family dog.

If you are a civilian, you have got to stop hounding people the minute they accuse you. You seriously do this shit a lot, and it throws off your shit significantly. Civilians suspect you frequently, so get that into your head. I know you're going to balk at this, but I absolutely don't care. Please remember it whenever you discover my alignment in this game. Hell, even if you're mafia this is still something I've noticed from your civilian play, so think about it.

I don't need you to tell me what I have to stop doing when people accuse me. I am successful enough without your advice.

[lapluie]

[JaggedJimmyJay]

You can't be real right now.

I remember "no puedo publicar in el trabajo". Great tune. I intepreted that as "I am a busy high school teacher", not "I literally cannot access this website at work". I have no idea what your network restrictions are. I have no idea why I am supposed to know that. This conversation is moronic.

I don't need you to tell me what I have to stop doing when people accuse me. I am successful enough without your advice.

You're an awesome Mafia player. You have a blind spot. Ignore me if you like.

[Kylemii]

anyone else around other than Epignosis and Jay? I have a question for u

[Epignosis]

You can't be real right now.

I remember "no puedo publicar in el trabajo". Great tune. I intepreted that as "I am a busy high school teacher", not "I literally cannot access this website at work". I have no idea what your network restrictions are. I have no idea why I am supposed to know that. This conversation is moronic.

I don't need you to tell me what I have to stop doing when people accuse me. I am successful enough without your advice.

You're an awesome Mafia player. You have a blind spot. Ignore me if you like.

What?

"No puedo publicar in el trabajo."

"I can not post in the work."

How did you arrive at "I'm a busy high school teacher?"

That's Google translate, which I would have expected people to rely on.

[novaselinenever]

I am here

[JaggedJimmyJay]

What?

"No puedo publicar in el trabajo."

"I can not post in the work."

How did you arrive at "I'm a busy high school teacher?"

That's Google translate, which I would have expected people to rely on.

I translated it correctly with my rudimentary knowledge of Spanish from high school classes. I just thought you meant that you don't have time to post in that environment because students and other responsibilities keep you busy.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

anyone else around other than Epignosis and Jay? I have a question for u

Hello my name is Ray and I would like to answer your question.

[Kylemii]

anyone else around other than Epignosis and Jay? I have a question for u

Hello my name is Ray and I would like to answer your question.

ragged rimmy ray

[Epignosis]

What?

"No puedo publicar in el trabajo."

"I can not post in the work."

How did you arrive at "I'm a busy high school teacher?"

That's Google translate, which I would have expected people to rely on.

I translated it correctly with my rudimentary knowledge of Spanish from high school classes. I just thought you meant that you don't have time to post in that environment because students and other responsibilities keep you busy.

If it isn't that, it's that the school blocks certain pages from the site. I literally can't access from work.

So when I get home, I bathe, cook, eat, do sports stuff (which really doesn't take as much time as you think it does), and try to keep up on the six-seven pages I've missed while you were in here talking it up.

When there is a lynch at hand, I am dedicated to get through the thread as fast as possible. I can't sit there and work through live discussion.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

If it isn't that, it's that the school blocks certain pages from the site. I literally can't access from work.

So when I get home, I bathe, cook, eat, do sports stuff (which really doesn't take as much time as you think it does), and try to keep up on the six-seven pages I've missed while you were in here talking it up.

When there is a lynch at hand, I am dedicated to get through the thread as fast as possible. I can't sit there and work through live discussion.

In any event, my suspicion has waned in the wake of the most recent token shouting match.

[Kylemii]

I am here

how are you?

what's ur take on the current jay and epi face off

[Epignosis]

If it isn't that, it's that the school blocks certain pages from the site. I literally can't access from work.

So when I get home, I bathe, cook, eat, do sports stuff (which really doesn't take as much time as you think it does), and try to keep up on the six-seven pages I've missed while you were in here talking it up.

When there is a lynch at hand, I am dedicated to get through the thread as fast as possible. I can't sit there and work through live discussion.

In any event, my suspicion has waned in the wake of the most recent token shouting match.

But you're still bad, right?

[JaggedJimmyJay]

If it isn't that, it's that the school blocks certain pages from the site. I literally can't access from work.

So when I get home, I bathe, cook, eat, do sports stuff (which really doesn't take as much time as you think it does), and try to keep up on the six-seven pages I've missed while you were in here talking it up.

When there is a lynch at hand, I am dedicated to get through the thread as fast as possible. I can't sit there and work through live discussion.

In any event, my suspicion has waned in the wake of the most recent token shouting match.

But you're still bad, right?

Nope. Have you seen my post count?

[novaselinenever]

I am here

how are you?

what's ur take on the current jay and epi face off

I liked Epignosis in it. He reads genuine, even though, imo, he might be over-reacting and making it more dramatic than it is and should be. JJJ comes off a bit worse than he started.

What's yours ?

[lapluie]

so.. jjj's real name is actually ray & not jimmy or jay?

[sprityo]

alright im on page 19. done with day 1

clusterfuck. to say the least, maybe i could convince DDL to make me another GMAN chart because i like it when he does those. otherwise ill do it myself


Im gonna gut call the mafia team:

Scotty
INH
Sig
Marmot/Kyle

continuing on with tonight's content

[sprityo]

The procedure is not to close yours eyes and vote randomly like you guys did there.

Like the day has 24 hours for a reason. You use them. The moment Mac threw the word CFD the rest of you dropped every discussion you had done so far and started randomly changing your vote like madmen.

seconded

[sprityo]

wow can someone like @ me, thanks
Btw I voting for epi

im not the only one to ask but what?????

[VOTE: lapluie] aubergine

[VOTE: Sprityo] aubergine because i can't Unvote

I’ve got 6 pages of shit to read

And you guys lynched lapluie. I’d better see some good reasonings in this

Gurl. This is not a cute look. You voted Lapluie and spent time defending your reasons as better than other people's reasons. And then vote yourself because ??? And then you come in after the flip and wants to police the lynch.

If you're town: Gurl.
If you're scum: Gurl.

i want to add you cropped out the second quote's context so it looks worse

[JaggedJimmyJay]

i want to add you cropped out the second quote's context so it looks worse

Please explain your post when you initially reacted to lapluie being lynched.

[sprityo]

i want to add you cropped out the second quote's context so it looks worse

Please explain your post when you initially reacted to lapluie being lynched.

I had moved on from suspecting Lapluie and then the town suddenly Hot Potatoes over to her while im away? it looked opportunistic at best. a no-go from my point of view

[sprityo]

While we're chatting over the more glaring suspicions, I'll share my lone tinfoil: Epignosis.

Good afternoon everyone -

JJJ can you share your tinfoil thoughts about Epi?

@@sprityo what do you think about Dizzy's catch?

what catch? is it a trap?

nagisa is a trap too. very girly boy

for real though. there is no catch? only tinder. people can be foolish and pursue it but itll get them no where. if you expect some kind of weird gambit, strategy bullshit from me in a big mafia game, youre dead wrong

[Kylemii]

I am here

how are you?

what's ur take on the current jay and epi face off

I liked Epignosis in it. He reads genuine, even though, imo, he might be over-reacting and making it more dramatic than it is and should be. JJJ comes off a bit worse than he started.

What's yours ?

Epi is a 9/10, Jay is a 6.5/10

I didn't have an opinion on epi before this exchange and was worried about the fact that he hadn't stuck his teeth into anything yet, but now this seems like... Epi is being Epi again and that seems good.

It seemed like epi brought up some valid points but Jay's responses to him felt genuine. If one of them is mafia I'd put money on it being jay but it's also possible that they're actually just both civ again, like every other time this same thing happens

[sprityo]

Look in Ancient Greece, I'm always just a nice person, I don't like going after people unless I feel that they're a breakthrough to me as scum or if I'm certain. I just avoid pissing ppl off by calling them out randomly

There is a concern that isn't related to your general demeanor. I don't know what your reads are on any player in this game, save for faint suspicion of me given my aggressiveness.

Spirit is far more of a better candidate for a lynch this game next day, coming for me bc "I'm friendly" is bogus

whom'st've?

and who exactly are you?????

[JaggedJimmyJay]

i want to add you cropped out the second quote's context so it looks worse

Please explain your post when you initially reacted to lapluie being lynched.

I had moved on from suspecting Lapluie and then the town suddenly Hot Potatoes over to her while im away? it looked opportunistic at best. a no-go from my point of view

So it was town who did that, eh?

[Kylemii]

Scotty
INH
Sig
Marmot/Kyle

plz expand?

[sprityo]

@sprityo

This isn’t that relevant but when’s the last time you made it deep into a game as a baddie?

huh.....yknow i dont remember making it past mid game as a baddie

perhaps here but that game doesnt really count because it was a madness setup

[sprityo]

I agree with Jay about Epi being weirdo. That sprityo post getting all high horse about the lynch seems lame but I dunno about scum lame more just lame lame. I am pretty sure he got well over his lap sus since he only self voted because he couldn't unvote. The worst part about it is he didn't have the cajones to just vote someone else instead of himself but it's the sort of fearless weirdo move I see town make and get lynched for more than scum.

Sprityo why you no vote anyone else?

Also rip lap.

Phone posting this weekend so rip my contributions.

my time difference now that im overseas is super fucky

so i unvoted and didnt get time to get back to the game until it was too late

[sprityo]

I lied, we ordered pizza.

and you didnt invite me? i brought the chicken!