Retrocausality Mafia [SIGN-UPS]

[Kylemii]

the further back in time you go the more inconvenient toilets become, that's why no one wants to go back before the 1500's.

[speedchuck]

the further back in time you go the more inconvenient toilets become, that's why no one wants to go back before the 1500's.

Check yourself before you wreck yourself, Time Vandal Candidate! As I have been all throughout the past, I can tell you that toilets are not just a modern invention. It is simply that the English folk are backward, preferring to throw their crap out into the streets and trample it into the ground.

Now, if you wish to deface some of the first toilets, we could travel back to Sumer, a good four or five millenia past.

I have flatulated on many a copper throne in those olden times, much to the chagrin of the noble owners of said latrines. Some say my tart odors still waft there to this day, haunting the desecration that came of those ancient cities.

Ah. Reminiscence.

Should any of you candidates be worried, we have several water closets available for use aboard our time machine tour zeppelin. The human waste from such will be flung out into the timestream, to land wherever it may. If you would like to mark our path through time for future and past ages to scent, be sure to pack in some Time Travel Tacos before we embark!

[Golden]

Technically if time travel is possible everything is still everywhere.

[speedchuck]

Technically if time travel is possible everything is still everywhere.

Jus' because time travel is possible don't make it probable, sir. Everything only has a Ѽ% chance of existing everywhere, or anywhere for that matter.

You may ask: What number value is Ѽ? Well, we haven't managed to calculate it yet. But it seems to fluctuate between ѽ and Ѿ. No, we don't know what values those numbers hold either, but look at that second one. Mm. That one is phat.

[Kylemii]

the further back in time you go the more inconvenient toilets become, that's why no one wants to go back before the 1500's.

Check yourself before you wreck yourself, Time Vandal Candidate! As I have been all throughout the past, I can tell you that toilets are not just a modern invention. It is simply that the English folk are backward, preferring to throw their crap out into the streets and trample it into the ground.

Now, if you wish to deface some of the first toilets, we could travel back to Sumer, a good four or five millenia past.

I have flatulated on many a copper throne in those olden times, much to the chagrin of the noble owners of said latrines. Some say my tart odors still waft there to this day, haunting the desecration that came of those ancient cities.

Ah. Reminiscence.

Should any of you candidates be worried, we have several water closets available for use aboard our time machine tour zeppelin. The human waste from such will be flung out into the timestream, to land wherever it may. If you would like to mark our path through time for future and past ages to scent, be sure to pack in some Time Travel Tacos before we embark!

every day i live is a day further away from having to be concerned about getting abducted by a pteradactyl while taking a piss and that's all i care about

[Scotty]

Heads up that I will be out of country with probably no consistent internet capability July 1-13th, so if this goes into then, please, just kill my future self

[speedchuck]

Heads up that I will be out of country with probably no consistent internet capability July 1-13th, so if this goes into then, please, just kill my future self

No guarantees. It might be your past self at that point.

[nutella]

Heads up that I will be out of country with probably no consistent internet capability July 1-13th, so if this goes into then, please, just kill my future self

Mm yeah I'll also be out of the country July 1st-8th

[Kylemii]

actually, being assaulted by wildlife is never a realistic concern no matter what year it is, so don't even worry about it (:

[Scotty]

actually, being assaulted by wildlife is never a realistic concern no matter what year it is, so don't even worry about it (:

Pteradactyls? Pssha

What about sharks? I mean statistically they attack on average 19 people a year (which is less than annual lightning strikes on people) but you could be one of those 19! We should burn the seas just in case

[Golden]

I'll be out of the country for the entire game.

[speedchuck]

Hmm, seems the summer season is lowering the time travel turnout. Which is ridiculous, because time travel. I mean really.

[Marmot]

I'm a maybe until I come up with the time period I want.

[Kylemii]

oh fuck

[Kylemii]

nevermind, i was gonna make a joke but i decided not to. do not be alarmed.

[Marmot]

nevermind, i was gonna make a joke but i decided not to. do not be alarmed.

I recently went to the future to hear this joke. It was funny.

[Kylemii]

nevermind, i was gonna make a joke but i decided not to. do not be alarmed.

I recently went to the future to hear this joke. It was funny.

too bad we live in this timeline where my joke fizzled out

what could have been

[Quin]

guys i promise i'm gonna try really really hard in this game

[speedchuck]

I'm going to be out of town from July 14-21. If this job looks to be running at that point, I intend to take a hiatus.

At this point, I am ready to put together the roles and get on the move, so whenever we get 2-12 more players...

[ColinIsCool]

[mention]Marmot[/mention]
[mention]Owner of a Lonely Heart[/mention]
[mention]Choutas[/mention]
[mention]Lilefer[/mention]
[mention]novaselinenever[/mention]
[mention]Dyslexicon[/mention]

I’m that annoying person tagging people in sign up threads now to see if they want in.

[ColinIsCool]

[mention]colonialbob[/mention]
[mention]juliets[/mention]
[mention]Dragon D. Luffy[/mention]
[mention]Long Con[/mention]
[mention]sprityo[/mention]

You too, and for the other games too.

[colonialbob]

thanks, but I'm taking a short break while we move this summer so I'm gonna have to pass unfortunately

[juliets]

Thanks for alerting me [mention]ColinIsCool[/mention] . For some reason I didn't realize speed's game was in sign-ups. I have to think about a game with no reveals, I've never played that way before. How would we know what to analyze? I like the idea of a dead chat that can affect the game though. I've hosted a game where we had that and it was wild. So right now I'll say maybe and think about it.

[Owner of a Lonely Heart]

not right now

[Long Con]

Sorry, this one looks too crazy for me. No reveals? Random rezzes? Sounds like a headache.

[speedchuck]

Thanks for alerting me @ColinIsCool . For some reason I didn't realize speed's game was in sign-ups. I have to think about a game with no reveals, I've never played that way before. How would we know what to analyze? I like the idea of a dead chat that can affect the game though. I've hosted a game where we had that and it was wild. So right now I'll say maybe and think about it.

No reveals on death or lynches. There may or may not be reveals, depending on how the cards are played.

Sorry, this one looks too crazy for me. No reveals? Random rezzes? Sounds like a headache.

I assure you, there will be no random rezzes. Only intentional ones.

I intend to balance this game and take it completely seriously, taking the lack of normal reveals and the possibility of alternate timelines into account. This will not, with all due respect, be a U-Pick Mafia type of game. It will be a peer-reviewed, mostly-balanced setup that has unconventional roles that take advantage of the low-info nature of the game.

[Kylemii]

i have not read the rules and i don't intend to read them until after i get lynched or mislynched on day 3 for not understanding the game"s mechanics

[Turnip Head]

Technically if time travel is possible everything is still everywhere.

Jus' because time travel is possible don't make it probable, sir. Everything only has a Ѽ% chance of existing everywhere, or anywhere for that matter.

You may ask: What number value is Ѽ? Well, we haven't managed to calculate it yet. But it seems to fluctuate between ѽ and Ѿ. No, we don't know what values those numbers hold either, but look at that second one. Mm. That one is phat.

DAYUM girl, can I get your number?

[sprityo]

[mention]speedchuck[/mention] am I eligible to play?

[speedchuck]

@speedchuck am I eligible to play?

Sure.

For those out of the loop, I talked about the concept with Sprityo a while back. He doesn't know anything specific about the setup. It still, to this day, hasn't been created/finalized yet.

[sprityo]

I’m still stressed for time so I’ll stay as a maybe

[Golden]

@speedchuck am I eligible to play?

Sure.

For those out of the loop, I talked about the concept with Sprityo a while back. He doesn't know anything specific about the setup. It still, to this day, hasn't been created/finalized yet.

I'd assume it won't be finalised until well after the game is finished.

[sprityo]

the game has been done what are you talking about?

we're simply repeating the past

[Kylemii]

this is the game where we're finally gonna manipulate unique game mechanics in a way that makes it possible to kill the host

[Quin]

I'm going to be out of town from July 14-21. If this job looks to be running at that point, I intend to take a hiatus.

At this point, I am ready to put together the roles and get on the move, so whenever we get 2-12 more players...

no complaints about that tbh end of july is when i'll have the most time on my hands

[Choutas]

heck you only live once.

[speedchuck]

this is the game where we're finally gonna manipulate unique game mechanics in a way that makes it possible to kill the host

You just really want me to lose this game.

[Golden]

this is the game where we're finally gonna manipulate unique game mechanics in a way that makes it possible to kill the host

You just really want me to lose this game.

I heard that if the host dies they win, it's a jester role?

[Kylemii]

if a player or host dies in a game they didn't even sign up for then they should legally have a win stripped away from their total

[Turnip Head]

umm like can one of these start please

[speedchuck]

I'm putting together the setup now.

I still require at minimum 1 more player.

[Turnip Head]

I'm putting together the setup now.

I still require at minimum 1 more player.

TURNIP HEAD 2 HAS ENTERED THE GAME.

[Kylemii]

let's get this game started so I can bus turnip head

[speedchuck]

Finished the first draft of a sixteen player role madness setup.

[Golden]

Finished the first draft of a sixteen player role madness setup.

Are you sure it was the first draft?

[speedchuck]

Finished the first draft of a sixteen player role madness setup.

Are you sure it was the first draft?

Barring retrocausal influence? Yes.

This is the first completed draft.

[Spacedaisy]

I'm in

[Golden]

Finished the first draft of a sixteen player role madness setup.

Are you sure it was the first draft?

Barring retrocausal influence? Yes.

This is the first completed draft.

In that case, I accuse you of plagiarism.

I completed the first draft of these roles months from now.

[Turnip Head]

Finished the first draft of a sixteen player role madness setup.

Are you sure it was the first draft?

Barring retrocausal influence? Yes.

This is the first completed draft.

In that case, I accuse you of plagiarism.

I completed the first draft of these roles months from now.

Hello good sir, my name is Turnip, I'm a Time Lawyer. Please step into my continuum-locked office. So tell me Golden, do we have a case against the host here? And please take off your pants before you answer

[speedchuck]

1 more person required.

Edit: Replacements would be nice too, if anyone on the Maybe list would like to take point on that.