Retrocausality Mafia - ENDGAME: A Reprieve in the Desert

[nutella]

golden and mac gettin sassy in here

[MacDougall]

golden and mac gettin sassy in here

I am not getting sassy at all. Attacking Golden is just the easiest and quickest path for me to get an accurate read on him. He's town.

[nutella]

k but are you

[Kylemii]

@speedchuck

Important game mechanic related question:

Will the title of the game thread be updated each phase with a new pun?

if there isn't i'm gonna file a complaint

[Kylemii]

golden and mac gettin sassy in here

I am not getting sassy at all. Attacking Golden is just the easiest and quickest path for me to get an accurate read on him. He's town.

what was it about his behavior that led you to this conclusion?

what kind of behavior would have led to the opposite conclusion?

[Kylemii]

hang on I fucked up let me try making that post again please give me a second okay

[Kylemii]

@speedchuck

Important game mechanic related question:

Will the title of the game thread be updated each phase with a new pun?

if there isn't i'm really gonna smack that big ol' "DISLIKE" button in my keyboard

[Golden]

golden and mac gettin sassy in here

I am not getting sassy at all. Attacking Golden is just the easiest and quickest path for me to get an accurate read on him. He's town.

what was it about his behavior that led you to this conclusion?

what kind of behavior would have led to the opposite conclusion?

I love these questions.

[Quin]

I AM HERE AND I THINK MAC IS REALLY MILKING THESE GOOD/BAD WORD VOMIT POSTS YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HYPE IT

[Quin]

WORD VOMIT MAC IS BAD HAHA

[MacDougall]

k but are you

Yes of course

[MacDougall]

golden and mac gettin sassy in here

I am not getting sassy at all. Attacking Golden is just the easiest and quickest path for me to get an accurate read on him. He's town.

what was it about his behavior that led you to this conclusion?

what kind of behavior would have led to the opposite conclusion?

He immediately went into I don't get him ever mode.

Anything other than that.

[MacDougall]

WORD VOMIT MAC IS BAD HAHA

So this is one of those times I get mislynched early. How disappointing. Fortunately I am unlynched now. And given time is a flat circle that means that I am both lynched and not lynched and that cancels out both, rendering me antiexistant and no longer part of the game.

Do the honours Speedchuck.

[ColinIsCool]

I mean, Mac looked pretty flippant in Easter to me for the 10 minutes he was there trolling JJJ, but maybe that shouldn’t count.

[Turnip Head]

hmm okay... Should I be doing anything with my hands? Peel offa butterfly's wings or something?

What should I be trying to retro cause?

If you’re mafia, you should be trying to go back in time to kill yourself.

If you’re civilian - just write yourself letters to keep you from being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Factions:
TOWN (Time Vandals)
Mafia (Paradox Police)

Okay Golden I wanna say you're wrong here. Town isn't supposed to be sitting on our hands or writing letters to ourselves mmkay We're supposed to be wrecking shit up in the space-time continuum. Mafia is the "paradox police".

Which means we have an objective of some sort. It sounds like we're breaking in

[MacDougall]

I mean, Mac looked pretty flippant in Easter to me for the 10 minutes he was there trolling JJJ, but maybe that shouldn’t count.

Why would it not count? It is fairly well established that town Mac just does whatever and scum Mac never gets caught because he plays so town. Everyone should start reading me backwards.

[Quin]

I mean, Mac looked pretty flippant in Easter to me for the 10 minutes he was there trolling JJJ, but maybe that shouldn’t count.

Why would it not count? It is fairly well established that town Mac just does whatever and scum Mac never gets caught because he plays so town. Everyone should start reading me backwards.

WE SHOULD HAVE LYNCHED YOU ON DAY 4 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Quin]

I mean, Mac looked pretty flippant in Easter to me for the 10 minutes he was there trolling JJJ, but maybe that shouldn’t count.

SO WHICH IS IT COLIN HUH HUH HUH

[ColinIsCool]

I haven’t played a game with Mac where he and I have both survived long enough for me to get reads on him in a long time. What was your last scum game, Mac?

[ColinIsCool]

I mean, Mac looked pretty flippant in Easter to me for the 10 minutes he was there trolling JJJ, but maybe that shouldn’t count.

SO WHICH IS IT COLIN HUH HUH HUH

My take on Mac in that game was that he was just saying shit while waiting for Marmot’s replacement to go through.

[sig]

3. You didn't policy lynch me or vig me. Which if I was not me, I would have done on the day that Dom got lynched. I really shouldn't be left around until end game. There are certain players that should be dealt with as though they are too dangerous as scum to leave alone even if they look civ and the meta here doesn't deal with us ruthlessly enough. I am not suggesting day 1 policy lynch but if the decision is between taking a wild stab in the dark that a complete lurker like Dom or Pennywise is bad or taking a shot at Jay or myself, we are the better lynch every time. Civs have and will continue to win many games when us forceful types are removed in the early game, but if you leave us alive until the late game and we are Mafia it's foolishness.

[Lunalee]

WORD VOMIT MAC IS BAD HAHA

So this is one of those times I get mislynched early. How disappointing. Fortunately I am unlynched now. And given time is a flat circle that means that I am both lynched and not lynched and that cancels out both, rendering me antiexistant and no longer part of the game.

Do the honours Speedchuck.

No, no, no, you're thinking too hard Mac, you're only half dead.

[sig]

This is the Mac policy that is being instituted by SIG co and associates thank you for your time in this matter and I'll see you yesterday with more information.

[sig]

WORD VOMIT MAC IS BAD HAHA

So this is one of those times I get mislynched early. How disappointing. Fortunately I am unlynched now. And given time is a flat circle that means that I am both lynched and not lynched and that cancels out both, rendering me antiexistant and no longer part of the game.

Do the honours Speedchuck.

No, no, no, you're thinking too hard Mac, you're only half dead.

[Lunalee]

I hope I'm not the only one taking this seriously

Of course not, Turnip Head. I am here.

[Lunalee]

[mention]sig[/mention] , what's with that "poker face" smiley you keep using?

[Turnip Head]

I can't believe it's only been 4 minutes since this game started

[speedchuck]

Day 1 will officially begin tonight, whenever I get home. Probably 10-11 EST.

[sig]

@sig , what's with that "poker face" smiley you keep using?

[Choutas]

Work + Mundial + Mafia = Low participation.

[MacDougall]

This is the Mac policy that is being instituted by SIG co and associates thank you for your time in this matter and I'll see you yesterday with more information.

But it's only day 3. Surely you can wait.

[Scotty]

I just got back from 2026 and all I gotta say is: plastic is a bitch. They’ve got new robots that trawl the oceans now and collect the debris but the worst news is that the sea turtle population is beyond saving

Guys we have to stop this from happening

[Scotty]

I just got back from 2026 and all I gotta say is: plastic is a bitch. They’ve got new robots that trawl the oceans now and collect the debris but the worst news is that the sea turtle population is beyond saving

Guys we have to stop this from happening

First thing’s first:

We need to go back to Mac’s inception and stop that shit. Only then will we be safe to cavort through time

[Choutas]

I just got back from 2026 and all I gotta say is: plastic is a bitch. They’ve got new robots that trawl the oceans now and collect the debris but the worst news is that the sea turtle population is beyond saving

Guys we have to stop this from happening

[nutella]

Y'all quiet as shit

[Golden]

Y'all quiet as shit

Shit might be quiet now, but when it was in the intestinal tract...

[Turnip Head]

So yesterday after I finished my sudokus I went back in time, grabbed [mention]DharmaHelper[/mention] and now he's playing the game in the current version of reality.

[Golden]

So yesterday after I finished my sudokus I went back in time, grabbed @DharmaHelper and now he's playing the game in the current version of reality.

Hope you got the pre-retirement version

[Turnip Head]

So yesterday after I finished my sudokus I went back in time, grabbed @DharmaHelper and now he's playing the game in the current version of reality.

Hope you got the pre-retirement version

I guess we'll see

[Epignosis]

I have my vote already decided. It wasn't hard. Sorry mafia.

[Scotty]

I ju

[Scotty]

I was going to make a joke but it didn’t make me laugh internally so I’m not even gonna finish that

[speedchuck]

Day 0:

[sig]

I was going to make a joke but it didn’t make me laugh internally so I’m not even gonna finish that

Lol this made me laugh

[sig]

I have my vote already decided. It wasn't hard. Sorry mafia.

Time to go back in time and kill epi before he can sign up for the game.

[sig]

And if i could be lynched around day 3 that would be great k? Thx

[speedchuck]

Retrocausality Mafia Day 1

THE TIME TOUR, INC. ZEPPLIN
TOUR TO ANY YEAR IN THE PAST OR FUTURE

kkkssksksksksKSKSKSKSKSKSKKKKKK! Hello? Is this on? *AHEM*

This is your time zepplin captain speaking! We have begun our ascent. Please remain seated for the moment.

Ah, by the way, you know why we use a zepplin? It's because we don't want to mess with the time-plane! HAHAHA *cough* Anyway.

Levity aside, we have a problem. I found a discarded badge with the word "Paradox Police" on it. Yes, those are two words. Okay. My bad.

I don't suppose any of you know who the PP are?

*tittering noises*

What? What did I say? Ah, yes, the PP. The PP are a group of people dedicated to killing time travelers. Which you all now are. And we have reason to believe that some of them are on board this ship. Could you kindly try to ferret them out? We wouldn't want any accidents.

What? No we would not kill them. We'd just throw them out into space time, and let them fend for themselves without time travel. They will do the same to you if you aren't careful. See if you can find them for us.

It should take us 48 hours of relative time to reach the year 1791, which is what we are heading for. Plenty of time for you to eject the owner of this badge. Good luck!

What will I be doing? I'll be right here in the captain's cabin, making sure we don't go through a wormhole or something. My job is very important, and I couldn't possibly--

No, you aren't--

It's not that dangerou--

DID NONE OF YOU READ THE WAIVERS?

*sigh*

KKKKKKSKsksksks......

*radio silence*

Day 1 has begun. You have 48 hours to vote for the player you want lynched. Plurality wins it. Ties will result in "KKAKAKKAHAHAHAAAAA" random choice between the candidates. Not recommended. Good luck!

DAY ENDS ON 6/16 AT 10:40 (PM) EST

[Epignosis]

Let's do some time stuff!

Invited people to do stuff.

Has done nothing.

[VOTE: Zephyrus] aubergine

[ColinIsCool]

I have my vote already decided. It wasn't hard. Sorry mafia.

Time to go back in time and kill epi before he can sign up for the game.

What do you mean?

[Kylemii]

I have my vote already decided. It wasn't hard. Sorry mafia.

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