Retrocausality Mafia - ENDGAME: A Reprieve in the Desert

[sig]

Sig = Bad, likely to get lynched because he is sig, is sig
Mac = Gummonnnmmmmmnannnnn

Mac seems townie but less townie then me.

[MacDougall]

Compelling argument. Sold.

[Turnip Head]

Does omnipotent = benevolent or are we about to be completely at Sig's mercy here

[Golden]

It means benevolent until the power goes to his head.

[Turnip Head]

Oh my god

U geddit?

Is there a specific night you'd like to be elected?

[ColinIsCool]

Does omnipotent = benevolent or are we about to be completely at Sig's mercy here

Despite Plantinga’s efforts to the contrary, an omnipotent being cannot be also both omnibenevolent and omniscient ... wait, nobody liked when I brought metaphysics into this last time, so nevermind.

[Golden]

Does omnipotent = benevolent or are we about to be completely at Sig's mercy here

Despite Plantinga’s efforts to the contrary, an omnipotent being cannot be also both omnibenevolent and omniscient ... wait, nobody liked when I brought metaphysics into this last time, so nevermind.

Why not? Is this like "You can only have two things out of timely, cheap, quality"?

I find retrocausality is a good way to explain away most of the philosophical issues with a deity

[ColinIsCool]

Because a maximally greatest being who was both all-good and all-powerful should have set me up with somebody nice by now

[Quin]

rude

[ColinIsCool]

rude

That’s what I’m saying, man.

[Spacedaisy]

Actually sorry I am gonna massively decrease the level of care I have here. I am feeling too much anger and it makes me feel like an idiot.

I was too but I chatted with dunya. She helped with that. Also I’m very fond of you. Just thought it’d be nice to know.

[Turnip Head]

Does omnipotent = benevolent or are we about to be completely at Sig's mercy here

Despite Plantinga’s efforts to the contrary, an omnipotent being cannot be also both omnibenevolent and omniscient ... wait, nobody liked when I brought metaphysics into this last time, so nevermind.

Don't stop talking sexy to me

[Golden]

I would add my voice to Daisy’s and say I am least slightly fond of Mac

[MacDougall]

No no don't get me wrong. I am not mad at y'all. I got irrationally mad and I hate when I lose control of my emotions.

Thank you for the kind words Daisy and Goldeen. Very sweet.

Also, I feel like I missed out on something great by not having a destination. I actually thought everyone was just joshing about the timelines and stuff but it seems like there are people in the game more informed than me and it displeases me greatly. To the extent that I would like to lynch all those more informed than me because it makes me inherently suspicious of them.

I feel like the uninformed among us should unify and take out these smarticans.

[MacDougall]

Speedchuck end that night.

[Golden]

I have no information at all about my location and do not believe sig knows anything about the quill or what he will do with it. The full extent is likely that he picked to go witness the signing or something.

And, as I said to Daisy, you should send in a location now and tell speedchuck you're sending it in before the game started. Like, seriously, time travel guys, it works in your favour.

[Golden]

And given it's sig anyway, I switched to vote for myself. Just in case it matters.

[sig]

Does omnipotent = benevolent or are we about to be completely at Sig's mercy here

Despite Plantinga’s efforts to the contrary, an omnipotent being cannot be also both omnibenevolent and omniscient ... wait, nobody liked when I brought metaphysics into this last time, so nevermind.

This sounds to smart annnnd we're back in the 17 hundreds sooooo BURN THE WITCH!

[sig]

Does omnipotent = benevolent or are we about to be completely at Sig's mercy here

It means benevolent until the power goes to his head.

[sig]

I have no information at all about my location and do not believe sig knows anything about the quill or what he will do with it. The full extent is likely that he picked to go witness the signing or something

Nope no clue what so ever, but this is the place I sent in so i wanted the item.

[speedchuck]

And, as I said to Daisy, you should send in a location now and tell speedchuck you're sending it in before the game started. Like, seriously, time travel guys, it works in your favour.

I will totally accept this. [mention]MacDougall[/mention]

[speedchuck]

DAY 2

It is time.



Sig steps forward, wig in hand, ink pen on head. Wait, no. No. Sig, you're doing it wrong! That's not...

"I'M THE PHANTOM SIGGY WIGGY!" Sig cries, slamming the head-pen into the page. The tough parchement tears slightly, and Sig waggles several crude-ities and a name to match. "SIGURD THE MAGNIFICIENT!"

"Who is that?" Ben Franklin yells. "And how did he get such stylish clothes?"

The other parliment members hesitate, struck by Sig's outrageous awesomeness. But for one. John Hancock.

"NO!" he screams. "I was to have the most famous signature! ME! I had my swirlydirls and my bad pun of a last name to count on. But you! Your name is literally Sig? How could you!?"



*ahem* The tour guide clears his throat over the cries of outrage.

"It appears that this is getting out of hand. Are you done, Sig?"

Sig looks up, fire and fury in his eyes. Ink runs down his face, and then the fury clears and Sig realizes that the wig he is holding is nothing but damp toilet paper and glue, molded into a bad hairdo.

"YICK!"

Sig throws the wig at the approaching John Hancock and then takes off for the time zepplin. Others follow.

"Come on, come on, get in, get in!"

One by one, the tour members pile in. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14...

One member is missing. As the time vandals speed off through time, this 'time' into the future, Nutella is left behind in the timestream.[/ped]

"They are still here. The Paradox Police. They are the ones who caused this error."

*slams fist on zepplin console*

"WE MUST FIND THEM AND BRING JUSTICE FOR WHATEVER WHO THAT WAS!"

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Nutella has vanished. Sig has won the election. You have 48 hours to lynch someone before we reach our future destination, until 11 PM ET. Cheers!

[Golden]

Poos.

[Turnip Head]

We can always rezz her later

Onwards we go

[Lunalee]

Haha, bravo sig.

[Turnip Head]

Poos.

I think you spelled that wrong

[Golden]

Poos.

I think you spelled that wrong

How would you suggest I spell it?

[Golden]

We clearly haven't changed the continuum yet - this is how your Hancock became known as your Signature.

We have to try better.

[Turnip Head]

Not to brag but I'm already halfway to winning this game

[Golden]

Not to brag but I'm already halfway to winning this game

Can you please answer the important questions before your non-bragging.

[Turnip Head]

Not to brag but I'm already halfway to winning this game

Can you please answer the important questions before your non-bragging.

I'm sorry, I don't remember what any of those are.

[Golden]

Not to brag but I'm already halfway to winning this game

Can you please answer the important questions before your non-bragging.

I'm sorry, I don't remember what any of those are.

Poos.

I think you spelled that wrong

How would you suggest I spell it?

[Turnip Head]

[mention]Golden[/mention] idk try it backwards maybe

[Golden]

@Golden idk try it backwards maybe

If retrocausality is a word for experiencing time backwards, I figured there'd be a word for spelling a word backwards.

Best I can come up with is 'dyslexia'.

[Kylemii]

...............soop

[Turnip Head]

You can sync any word up to Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon and it will still be a word

[Spacedaisy]

I suspect nutella’s Disappearance is a frame job intended to get me lynched. Golden, do you trust me now that the night is over?

[Golden]

I suspect nutella’s Disappearance is a frame job intended to get me lynched. Golden, do you trust me now that the night is over?

I still need to iso you, but for now I'm leaning towards trust.

[Quin]

[mention]Golden[/mention]

How confident are you that sig is town?

[Kylemii]

I suspect nutella’s Disappearance is a frame job intended to get me lynched.

plz expln

[Quin]

I am dictating the lynch today, just so you know.

[Golden]

@Golden

How confident are you that sig is town?

Not particularly confident, but he does have that town feel to him.

[Quin]

Golden

How confident are you that sig is town?

Not particularly confident, but he does have that town feel to him.

[VOTE: insertnamehere] aubergine

[Golden]

I am dictating the lynch today, just so you know.

I assume you mean you are speaking the results of the lynch into a piece of dictation software.

[Quin]

I am dictating the lynch today, just so you know.

I assume you mean you are speaking the results of the lynch into a piece of dictation software.

no i mean i am going to tell everyone who to vote and they will vote accordingly

[insertnamehere]

Golden

How confident are you that sig is town?

Not particularly confident, but he does have that town feel to him.

[VOTE: insertnamehere] aubergine

rude

[Golden]

I am dictating the lynch today, just so you know.

I assume you mean you are speaking the results of the lynch into a piece of dictation software.

no i mean i am going to tell everyone who to vote and they will vote accordingly

How should I vote?

[Quin]

Golden

How confident are you that sig is town?

Not particularly confident, but he does have that town feel to him.

[VOTE: insertnamehere] aubergine

rude

I got a neat PM last night telling me that you and sig are unaligned.

[Golden]

Golden

How confident are you that sig is town?

Not particularly confident, but he does have that town feel to him.

[VOTE: insertnamehere] aubergine

rude

I got a neat PM last night telling me that you and sig are unaligned.

Shouldn't we be lynching people who are aligned with the paradox police?

[Golden]

And did you get that PM from a reputable source?