[GAME OVER] Friends Mafia

[Gunther]

@Rachel Green Where are you?

Probably having a seven with Tag Jones. You know what a seven is?

Oh hi Monica! Who knows where Rachel is. But hey, we're both here!

You're making a new friend group without me?! Fine then, come on Ross let's go have sex!

Our host must not care too much for Rachel as he has used such an unflattering picture for her avatar when she is such a beauty.

[Rachel Green]

@Rachel Green Where are you?

Probably having a seven with Tag Jones. You know what a seven is?

Oh hi Monica! Who knows where Rachel is. But hey, we're both here!

You're making a new friend group without me?! Fine then, come on Ross let's go have sex!

Our host must not care too much for Rachel as he has used such an unflattering picture for her avatar when she is such a beauty.

I know right! You should lynch the host for me!

[NurseWilgy]

So how do my friends like to approach Day 1 lynches?

Whatever one I'd feel least guilty about.

Who’s that?

[Rachel Green]

So how do my friends like to approach Day 1 lynches?

Whatever one I'd feel least guilty about.

Who’s that?

Hmm probably Janice. She came in here trying to steal my thunder and seemed to be on drugs. If anyone is going to have poisoned a cappuccino it's that freak.

[Rachel Green]

[VOTE: ] aubergine

[Rachel Green]

Vote : Janice

[dunya]

hey guys! Feel free to replace your avatars with other photos of your characters. They aren't meant to be permanent if you don't like them.

[Hugh Jass]

Alright, it's day 1. We have 10 players. How many can we assume are bad? Just 2?

I’m just a struggling actor, cologne sampler, entry-level data processor, Christmas tree salesman, museum tour guide at the New York Museum of Prehistoric History, waiter at Alessandro’s, waiter at Central Perk and minister, and not a math whiz, but I’m gonna say yes.

Don't worry I've got a PhD I'll handle this.

[Hugh Jass]

Alright, it's day 1. We have 10 players. How many can we assume are bad? Just 2?

No I bet we have six bad guys gunther, since that would make total sense.

[Hugh Jass]

UHH HAHAHEHAHAHEHEHEA!!!

How you doin’?

A little birdie told me something about you wanting to rip your arm off and throw it at me

Who's this "little birdie" what kind of bird is it and what does this little bird think it's doing.

You're the curious one, aren't you? UHH HAHAHEHAHAHEHEHEA!

[Hugh Jass]

@Rachel Green Where are you?

Probably having a seven with Tag Jones. You know what a seven is?

Of course I know, do you know.

[Hugh Jass]

[VOTE: ] aubergine

[VOTE:

Why Rachel?] aubergine

[Hugh Jass]

So how do my friends like to approach Day 1 lynches?

[VOTE: Joey Tribbiani] aubergine

[NurseWilgy]

So how do my friends like to approach Day 1 lynches?

[VOTE: Joey Tribbiani] aubergine

Why?

[Gunther]

I'm not liking this pompous Ross Geller. I don't think we ought to listen to him. He doesn't seem like a team player. I love Rachel.

[Hugh Jass]

I'm not liking this pompous Ross Geller. I don't think we ought to listen to him. He doesn't seem like a team player. I love Rachel.

What's that little thing you said? WHAT DID YOU SAYS SHES MINE.

I'm right you're wrong or bad which is it.

[Hugh Jass]

So how do my friends like to approach Day 1 lynches?

[VOTE: Joey Tribbiani] aubergine

Why?

You seemed eager to get someone lynched, but then poof did nothing.

[tessepia]

So how do my friends like to approach Day 1 lynches?

Whatever one I'd feel least guilty about.

Who’s that?

Hmm probably Janice. She came in here trying to steal my thunder and seemed to be on drugs. If anyone is going to have poisoned a cappuccino it's that freak.

Jealous?

Or using this as an excuse

[tessepia]

[VOTE: Joey ] aubergine

[Phoebe Buffay]

[mention]Janice[/mention] , you don't seem to care that Monica was almost killed. Why should we not lynch you?

[Phoebe Buffay]

So how do my friends like to approach Day 1 lynches?

Look at Joey here being a timid people-pleaser. How do YOU approach Day 1 lynches, Joey?
Also, did you poison Monica's drink? Should we lynch you?

[Phoebe Buffay]

[mention]Chandler Bing[/mention]
[mention]Nora Bing[/mention]
[mention]Richard Burke[/mention]
These people have only spoken once or twice. They do not seem to be vested in solving our poisoned drink issue here. I don't think they can be trusted. I want you all to know I am keeping my eye on you.

[Phoebe Buffay]

So how do my friends like to approach Day 1 lynches?

Look at Joey here being a timid people-pleaser. How do YOU approach Day 1 lynches, Joey?
Also, did you poison Monica's drink? Should we lynch you?

Yeah, I don't like Joey's input. It's as fluffy as a cat.
[VOTE: Joey Tribbiani] aubergine

[nutellaphant]

Really people? Thirty-nine posts? I was almost killed and I'm not even worth a full forty?

[Rachel Green]

Why are you guys doing this to me on d1?

Father of my child and love voting off my best friend, my friends forming an alliance without me, barely anyone posting. It doesn't feel like any of us are even friends anymore.

[Quokka]

Who are you people?

[nutellaphant]

Okay, listen up. I've organized a spreadsheet with everybody's name on it. All you do is go through each name and say whether you think the person is homicidal material or not homicidal material. No maybe-kind of homicidal material. Just yes or no. Okay? If you get stuck, pretend you're on a diet and I'm threatening to force feed you Mint Treasures (oh man, Mint treasures- no, Monica, no- get it together).

We'll call them "Brown Bird Cookies to the Mouth" exercises, or "BBCttM" for short.

Chandler Bing- killer
Gunther- not a killer
Janice- not a killer
Joey Tribbiani- not a killer
Monica Geller- definitely not a killer
Nora Bing- not a killer
Phoebe Buffay- not a killer
Rachel Green- not a killer
Richard Burke- killer (although I don't know why, since we never got married and even if we did, his life insurance policy is way better than mine)
Ross Geller- killer (he's still bitter about losing to me at football, Thanksgiving 1999)

[nutellaphant]

Who are you people?

Did I say "You people?" Don't you have a book to draw?

[Marge Simpson]

So how do my friends like to approach Day 1 lynches?

[VOTE: Joey Tribbiani] aubergine

Why?

You seemed eager to get someone lynched, but then poof did nothing.

Poof? What is this, a Penn and Teller show?

I actually think Joey is going to get my vote but it’s actually because he seemed like he was looking for a good wagon to attach himself to instead of trying to get conversation going to find some wolves.

[tessepia]

@Janice , you don't seem to care that Monica was almost killed. Why should we not lynch you?

Because I'm good

[tessepia]

[mention]Phoebe Buffay[/mention] What's with all this "Why shouldn't we lynch you" questions? I'm not sure you're really looking for an answer to them. Reads ingenuous on top of the over-use of "we"

[nutellaphant]

[VOTE: Ross] aubergine

[NurseWilgy]

Woah woah woah! What are you doin’?

So how do my friends like to approach Day 1 lynches?

Look at Joey here being a timid people-pleaser. How do YOU approach Day 1 lynches, Joey?
Also, did you poison Monica's drink? Should we lynch you?

I vote for the most suspicious person.

[NurseWilgy]

So how do my friends like to approach Day 1 lynches?

Look at Joey here being a timid people-pleaser. How do YOU approach Day 1 lynches, Joey?
Also, did you poison Monica's drink? Should we lynch you?

Yeah, I don't like Joey's input. It's as fluffy as a cat.
[VOTE: Joey Tribbiani] aubergine

This is totally false — Joey here has tried more than anybody to cut with the cutesy roleplay and get us on task. You’re on notice.

[dunya]

Day 1 ends in about 12 minutes.

[NurseWilgy]

I think Ross looks eager to lynch anybody and doesn’t particularly care who, but Janice voted me and didn’t even say why. That’s a scum hitching to a wagon, friends, or my name’s not Joey Tribbiani.

[NurseWilgy]

[VOTE: JANICE] aubergine

[NurseWilgy]

This lynch on me is too easy! Joey’s gettin’ framed!

[NurseWilgy]

If this is it, old chap, I hope you don’t mind I go out speaking the King’s.

Ross, Janice, Phoebe. These are your top suspects. Don’t let ol’ Joey down.

[NurseWilgy]

[VOTE: ROSS] aubergine

Don’t cancel Joey! I can’t take it twice!

[nutellaphant]

Joey sounds reasonable (what am I saying?). Can someone move to my conniving brother?

[Rachel Green]

Chandler Bing- seems more suicidal than homicidal
Gunther- pervert, yet would want to kill Ross or Joey if jealous
Janice- druggies can't be trusted
Joey Tribbiani- Joey is the best of friends, he wouldn't poison anyone!
Monica Geller- wouldn't past it past her to get attention
Nora Bing- she seems to be wanting to find the men's bathroom, so why would she try to kill a woman?
Phoebe Buffay- might be in on this whole thing with Monica
Rachel Green- I wouldn't be able to stand the guilt! even if Monica is a bitch sometimes
Richard Burke- he only wants the guys to knock things off! just wants to let use women tear each other apart over who the poisoner is!
Ross Geller- my beloved showed up after Monica got her drink, it can't be him!

[Rachel Green]

OH. MY. GOD!

Well hello Janice.



Oh great Janice, My mom, Richard. All that's missing is me standing naked in front of my junior high class assembly and this would be my worst nightmare.

This was a plea for help/

[NurseWilgy]

[dunya]

Who is the murderer?
Poll ended at Sun Jul 01, 2018 11:06 pm
Please note that if you vote, your vote will be visible.


Chandler Bing
0
No votes
Voters: None
Gunther
0
No votes
Voters: None
Janice
1
8%
Voters: Rachel Green
Joey Tribbiani
4
33%
Voters: Ross Geller, Janice, Phoebe Buffay, Chandler Bing
Monica Geller
0
No votes
Voters: None
Nora Bing
0
No votes
Voters: None
Phoebe Buffay
0
No votes
Voters: None
Rachel Green
0
No votes
Voters: None
Richard Burke
0
No votes
Voters: None
Ross Geller
3
25%
Voters: Joey Tribbiani, Gunther, Monica Geller
Cute Girl at the Pinball Arcade (hosts, non-players, etc.)
4
33%
Voters: JaggedJimmyJay, dunya, M Plus 7, insertnamehere
Total votes: 12

[dunya]

DAY 1 LYNCH RESULTS

Spoiler: show

Who is the murderer?
Poll ended at Sun Jul 01, 2018 11:06 pm
Please note that if you vote, your vote will be visible.


Chandler Bing
0
No votes
Voters: None
Gunther
0
No votes
Voters: None
Janice
1
8%
Voters: Rachel Green
Joey Tribbiani
4
33%
Voters: Ross Geller, Janice, Phoebe Buffay, Chandler Bing
Monica Geller
0
No votes
Voters: None
Nora Bing
0
No votes
Voters: None
Phoebe Buffay
0
No votes
Voters: None
Rachel Green
0
No votes
Voters: None
Richard Burke
0
No votes
Voters: None
Ross Geller
3
25%
Voters: Joey Tribbiani, Gunther, Monica Geller
Cute Girl at the Pinball Arcade (hosts, non-players, etc.)
4
33%
Voters: JaggedJimmyJay, dunya, M Plus 7, insertnamehere
Total votes: 12

[dunya]

DAY 1 END

{SCENE OPENS IN MONICA AND RACHEL’S APARTMENT}

{JOEY SITS AT THE TABLE EATING A SANDWICH, MONICA AND CHANDLER ALSO SIT AT THE TABLE, RACHEL IS STANDING BY THE COUNTER AND ROSS IS ABSENT}

{PHOEBE ENTERS}

PHOEBE: Guess who I just saw down in the coffee shop!

JOEY: Ross?

PHOEBE: No, isn’t Ross here with you guys?

MONICA: No he left a while ago, I think he has a date with Elizabeth.

RACHEL: {MAKES A DISGUSTED SOUND} Elizabeth, does anyone else think it’s weird Ross is dating a student?

MONICA: It is really weird, I mean it’s not like they could have a future together.

CHANDLER: They could have a future together. He could help her start her babysitting business, she could watch Ben. {SMIRKS}

JOEY: I think it’s hot. {CONTINUES EATING HIS SANDWICH, OBLIVIOUS TO EVERYONE LOOKING AT HIM IN DISGUST}

PHOEBE: Ok, can we get back to my thing please?

MONICA: We’re sorry Pheebs, who did you see in the coffee shop.

PHOEBE: Keanu Reeves!

{THE GROUP SHARES A DUBIOUS LOOK AMONGST THEM}

MONICA: Are you sure it was Keanu?

PHOEBE: Of course I’m sure, you guys don’t believe me?

RACHEL: Well sweetie, last time you said you saw Richard Gere and it turned out it was just Gunther’s Aunt Joanna.

PHOEBE: Yeah, but she has a very masculine presence!

{ROSS ENTERS}

ROSS: You guys are not going to believe this! They think they caught who poisoned that guy in the coffee shop!

CHANDLER: Did they report him to the cops?

ROSS: No they don’t know if they have enough proof so they’re just banning him from Central Perk.

MONICA: Well who is it?

ROSS: JOEY!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Joey Tribbianni has been lynched.

Spoiler: show

He was ColinIsCool, a Vanilla Civilian.

It Is now Night 1. Please PM both M Plus 7 and dunya your night actions if you have them. Night ends in ~24hours (6pm EST)

[Rachel Green]

Joey no, I need you!

[ColinIsCool]

I had a hilarious roleplay scheme planned, and you fools don’t get to see it.

[nutellaphant]

Does this mean if Joey calls me the phone will say Out of Area?