Two-Headed Monster Mafia [GAME OVER MAN]

#951

I'm going to turn heel and say this was the least deserving town win of all time.

*booooo*

You people make me sick.

#952

Like many other folks this game, I ran into real life issues that held me back from playing.

Kudos to Golden, he probably made 90% of the posts from our account. I wish I could've been more present, then again I won't complain with the win awarded.

#953

MacDougall wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:41 pm I'm going to turn heel and say this was the least deserving town win of all time.

*booooo*

You people make me sick.

Oh boo yourself.

#954

Golden wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:39 pm I knew the MP kill had to be epi. It was a hang up for me at first because I felt certain Daisy wouldn't do it. But I also thought it didn't make a lot of sense coming from colin/speed. When I thought about the specific circumstances, I thought Epi would do it - and that also meant Epi was probably choosing that kill when colin/speed likely would have if they were in the team.

You were the kill I wanted to make, but I wanted MP to have fun at the wedding, so

#955

Epignosis wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:46 pm
Golden wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:39 pm I knew the MP kill had to be epi. It was a hang up for me at first because I felt certain Daisy wouldn't do it. But I also thought it didn't make a lot of sense coming from colin/speed. When I thought about the specific circumstances, I thought Epi would do it - and that also meant Epi was probably choosing that kill when colin/speed likely would have if they were in the team.
You were the kill I wanted to make, but I wanted MP to have fun at the wedding, so

It was nice not having to worry about it.

#956

Again, it was shitty timing, and I've already apologized to the host. I had no time to participate.

#957

Epignosis wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:47 pm Again, it was shitty timing, and I've already apologized to the host. I had no time to participate.

Again, all the more reason we need a rematch.

#958

M Plus 7 wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:47 pm
Epignosis wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:46 pm
Golden wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:39 pm I knew the MP kill had to be epi. It was a hang up for me at first because I felt certain Daisy wouldn't do it. But I also thought it didn't make a lot of sense coming from colin/speed. When I thought about the specific circumstances, I thought Epi would do it - and that also meant Epi was probably choosing that kill when colin/speed likely would have if they were in the team.
You were the kill I wanted to make, but I wanted MP to have fun at the wedding, so
It was nice not having to worry about it.

I still have no idea what I said to you about preventing a hangover. I haven't had one in over ten years, so I don't know what I said to you. PM me please.

#959

Epignosis wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:48 pm
M Plus 7 wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:47 pm
Epignosis wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:46 pm
Golden wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:39 pm I knew the MP kill had to be epi. It was a hang up for me at first because I felt certain Daisy wouldn't do it. But I also thought it didn't make a lot of sense coming from colin/speed. When I thought about the specific circumstances, I thought Epi would do it - and that also meant Epi was probably choosing that kill when colin/speed likely would have if they were in the team.
You were the kill I wanted to make, but I wanted MP to have fun at the wedding, so
It was nice not having to worry about it.
I still have no idea what I said to you about preventing a hangover. I haven't had one in over ten years, so I don't know what I said to you. PM me please.

#960

Sorry I couldn't give my all - I was suddenly hit with a lot of work and a strong desire to play video games instead. It was fun regardless, id play again if I had more time.

Congrats 2 all

#961

#962

Today is Simon's birthday, and that was his cake.

#963

i feel vindicated in the fact that mine and quin's lynch was mafia led

#964

Quin wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:55 pmSorry I couldn't give my all - I was suddenly hit with a lot of work and a strong desire to play video games instead. It was fun regardless, id play again if I had more time

haha, shit dude, me too

#965

Epignosis wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 10:02 pm Today is Simon's birthday, and that was his cake.

Yer boy has baller taste

#966

Thanks for not smothering us with a towel once C&M flipped, Golden. I was flipping my crap. Sorry I got agitated. I was in control, and I wouldn't have posted my rage rant... but I thought showing how I felt would be more genuine, and would hopefully help us take a step back.

Everything from then on was just honesty, good reading from Dry Flood, and great support from ColinIsCool.

I'd love to do another Hydra mafia sometime... have a question, though. Would we need to use socks for it? You can always tell who is posting anyway, and the socks make it harder for some people.

Last note: [mention]Kylemii[/mention] Shame on you. Luna just told me what you were saying in deadchat. Shaaaaaaame. :P

#967

Fun facts:

Sloonei has been mislynched four times on The Syndicate. The hosts in those games were as follows:

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Sloonei’s results in those four games:

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#968

Sloonei was mislynched in Syndicate Mafia and lost. Host JaggedJimmyJay.

#969

Golden wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:45 pm Sloonei was mislynched in Syndicate Mafia and lost. Host JaggedJimmyJay.

Oh yeah.

No silver lining for Sloonei today.

#970

speedchuck wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:42 pmLast note: @Kylemii Shame on you. Luna just told me what you were saying in deadchat. Shaaaaaaame. :P

honestly???? I stand by it.

were I alive at lylo with you there would have been at least some internal pressure for me to vote you since no matter what the only way you gain an extra win against me is if you're mafia. if we're town and win or lose together nothing g happens so.... ya know?

im sure if i we're actually in the situation id probably think more critically and anxiously about things, but as a ghost my lizard-brain response was "why don't they just lynch speedchuck, just in case"

#971

also quin would have been part of me and he probably would have told me how stupid that would be

#972

you can't blame me dude that sweet sweet beautiful shared number 1 spot is just one victory away.

#973

He was also mislynched in Watchmen, hosted by Epignosis. In fact I might suggest that Sloonei is mislynched quite frequently.

#974

I feel like I've got my civilian groove back.

#975

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:43 pm Fun facts:

Sloonei has been mislynched four times on The Syndicate. The hosts in those games were as follows:

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JaggedJimmyJay

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JaggedJimmyJay

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JaggedJimmyJay and Spacedaisy

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JaggedJimmyJay

Sloonei’s results in those four games:

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Win.

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Win.

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Win.

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Win.

So what you're saying is that Sloonei needs you to defend his sorry butt from being mislynched?

#976

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:43 pm Fun facts:

Sloonei has been mislynched four times on The Syndicate. The hosts in those games were as follows:

Spoiler: show
JaggedJimmyJay

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JaggedJimmyJay

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JaggedJimmyJay and Spacedaisy

Spoiler: show
JaggedJimmyJay

Sloonei’s results in those four games:

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Win.

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Win.

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Win.

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Win.

What that says is that you build and host inherently civ favouring games ergo this entire thing was rigged from the start, we couldn't win and you townies deserve nothing but criticism.

#977

Golden wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:45 pm Sloonei was mislynched in Syndicate Mafia and lost. Host JaggedJimmyJay.

Puh-lease. 1 in 5. Good work Jay. You built a single non civ favouring game. Bravo. Clap clap. You should win the Nobel frickin' peace prize for mafia game construction.

#978

Golden wrote: ↑Fri Jul 20, 2018 12:15 am I feel like I've got my civilian groove back.

The only groove you've got is the groove between you and the empty seat beside you on public transport when people prefer to stand in the aisles than sit down beside you because you stink Golden.

#979

MacDougall wrote: ↑Fri Jul 20, 2018 1:37 am
Golden wrote: ↑Fri Jul 20, 2018 12:15 am I feel like I've got my civilian groove back.
The only groove you've got is the groove between you and the empty seat beside you on public transport when people prefer to stand in the aisles than sit down beside you because you stink Golden.

To be fair, that's the plan. I like the seat to myself.

#980

Marmot wrote: ↑Fri Jul 20, 2018 1:11 am
JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:43 pm Fun facts:

Sloonei has been mislynched four times on The Syndicate. The hosts in those games were as follows:

Spoiler: show
JaggedJimmyJay

Spoiler: show
JaggedJimmyJay

Spoiler: show
JaggedJimmyJay and Spacedaisy

Spoiler: show
JaggedJimmyJay

Sloonei’s results in those four games:

Spoiler: show
Win.

Spoiler: show
Win.

Spoiler: show
Win.

Spoiler: show
Win.

So what you're saying is that Sloonei needs you to defend his sorry butt from being mislynched?

Sloonei's entire Mafia reputation is based on being a third rate version of JaggedJimmyJay, winning games because of Jay (as host or co-player). He's basically a fraud and should be locked in prison for misleading each and every one of you.

#981

Golden wrote: ↑Fri Jul 20, 2018 1:37 am
MacDougall wrote: ↑Fri Jul 20, 2018 1:37 am
Golden wrote: ↑Fri Jul 20, 2018 12:15 am I feel like I've got my civilian groove back.
The only groove you've got is the groove between you and the empty seat beside you on public transport when people prefer to stand in the aisles than sit down beside you because you stink Golden.
To be fair, that's the plan. I like the seat to myself.

Probably because you wouldn't be able to not make awkward small talk and further upset the innocent bystander that has the misfortune of having to speak to the likes of you.

#982

Kylemii wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:57 pm
speedchuck wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:42 pmLast note: @Kylemii Shame on you. Luna just told me what you were saying in deadchat. Shaaaaaaame. :P
honestly???? I stand by it.

were I alive at lylo with you there would have been at least some internal pressure for me to vote you since no matter what the only way you gain an extra win against me is if you're mafia. if we're town and win or lose together nothing g happens so.... ya know?

im sure if i we're actually in the situation id probably think more critically and anxiously about things, but as a ghost my lizard-brain response was "why don't they just lynch speedchuck, just in case"

You would rather risk your teammates winning a game they put several days if not weeks of their lives into to win some imaginary ladder game with one other player. People like you make me sick Kyle.

#983

MacDougall wrote: ↑Fri Jul 20, 2018 1:40 am
Golden wrote: ↑Fri Jul 20, 2018 1:37 am
MacDougall wrote: ↑Fri Jul 20, 2018 1:37 am
Golden wrote: ↑Fri Jul 20, 2018 12:15 am I feel like I've got my civilian groove back.
The only groove you've got is the groove between you and the empty seat beside you on public transport when people prefer to stand in the aisles than sit down beside you because you stink Golden.
To be fair, that's the plan. I like the seat to myself.
Probably because you wouldn't be able to not make awkward small talk and further upset the innocent bystander that has the misfortune of having to speak to the likes of you.

I wouldn't know. I'm too busy looking at my phone.

#984

Kylemii wrote: ↑Fri Jul 20, 2018 12:01 am you can't blame me dude that sweet sweet beautiful shared number 1 spot is just one victory away.

can you both let me win a few time so i can join you

#985

MacDougall wrote: ↑Fri Jul 20, 2018 1:36 am
Golden wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:45 pm Sloonei was mislynched in Syndicate Mafia and lost. Host JaggedJimmyJay.
Puh-lease. 1 in 5. Good work Jay. You built a single non civ favouring game. Bravo. Clap clap. You should win the Nobel frickin' peace prize for mafia game construction.

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#986

MacDougall wrote: ↑Fri Jul 20, 2018 1:41 amYou would rather risk your teammates winning a game they put several days if not weeks of their lives into to win some imaginary ladder game with one other player. People like you make me sick Kyle.

we're adults on the internet playing a slightly complicated children's game, MacDougall. I'm using the ladder positioning to keep this things interesting for myself in the long term and to motivate myself to get better as a player. every aspect of this is imaginary and unimportant, grow up and calm down.

#987

MacDougall wrote: ↑Fri Jul 20, 2018 1:41 am
Kylemii wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:57 pm
speedchuck wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:42 pmLast note: @Kylemii Shame on you. Luna just told me what you were saying in deadchat. Shaaaaaaame. :P
honestly???? I stand by it.

were I alive at lylo with you there would have been at least some internal pressure for me to vote you since no matter what the only way you gain an extra win against me is if you're mafia. if we're town and win or lose together nothing g happens so.... ya know?

im sure if i we're actually in the situation id probably think more critically and anxiously about things, but as a ghost my lizard-brain response was "why don't they just lynch speedchuck, just in case"
You would rather risk your teammates winning a game they put several days if not weeks of their lives into to win some imaginary ladder game with one other player. People like you make me sick Kyle.

you didn't even read the whole fucking post

#988

all respect i don't mean any of this personally and i love and respect you etc. just... chill.

#989

I think Mac is exaggerating his insults for the glamour and amusement of it. You didn't do or say anything wrong Kyle and he must know that.

#990

Kylemii wrote: ↑Fri Jul 20, 2018 4:39 am
MacDougall wrote: ↑Fri Jul 20, 2018 1:41 am
Kylemii wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:57 pm
speedchuck wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:42 pmLast note: @Kylemii Shame on you. Luna just told me what you were saying in deadchat. Shaaaaaaame. :P
honestly???? I stand by it.

were I alive at lylo with you there would have been at least some internal pressure for me to vote you since no matter what the only way you gain an extra win against me is if you're mafia. if we're town and win or lose together nothing g happens so.... ya know?

im sure if i we're actually in the situation id probably think more critically and anxiously about things, but as a ghost my lizard-brain response was "why don't they just lynch speedchuck, just in case"
You would rather risk your teammates winning a game they put several days if not weeks of their lives into to win some imaginary ladder game with one other player. People like you make me sick Kyle.
you didn't even read the whole fucking post

Typical elite American flaunting your precious high levels of literacy in my poor Australiasian face.

#991

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Fri Jul 20, 2018 5:02 am I think Mac is exaggerating his insults for the glamour and amusement of it. You didn't do or say anything wrong Kyle and he must know that.

Typical elite American freedom loving democrat always assuming the best in people. I spit on the flag of America.

#992

you're all fucking nerds and i hate myself

#993

Kylemii wrote: ↑Fri Jul 20, 2018 4:38 am
MacDougall wrote: ↑Fri Jul 20, 2018 1:41 amYou would rather risk your teammates winning a game they put several days if not weeks of their lives into to win some imaginary ladder game with one other player. People like you make me sick Kyle.
we're adults on the internet playing a slightly complicated children's game, MacDougall. I'm using the ladder positioning to keep this things interesting for myself in the long term and to motivate myself to get better as a player. every aspect of this is imaginary and unimportant, grow up and calm down.

Typical American too busy focused on precious competition instead of trying to solve your overwhelming social problems, out of control government and high levels of gun crime. I spit on the flag of America.

#994

Quin wrote: ↑Fri Jul 20, 2018 5:30 am you're all fucking nerds and i hate myself

Typical self hating millennial. Too preoccupied with finding purpose and meaning. When I was a young man we worked for days in the slime mines just to gather tokens to use in our local gaming arcade which only had one small television with a PS1 and a copy of Tekken with scratches all over it that kept freezing all the time mid game.

#995

(I'm just trying to be a pro wrestling heel you guys)

#996

JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Fri Jul 20, 2018 3:31 am
MacDougall wrote: ↑Fri Jul 20, 2018 1:36 am
Golden wrote: ↑Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:45 pm Sloonei was mislynched in Syndicate Mafia and lost. Host JaggedJimmyJay.
Puh-lease. 1 in 5. Good work Jay. You built a single non civ favouring game. Bravo. Clap clap. You should win the Nobel frickin' peace prize for mafia game construction.
8 posts on Day 3

Typical American scum. You probably have guns for hands, a gun for a penis and guns for eyes with guns that shoot guns out of their guns.

#997

Gg, that reveal indeed scared me.

#998

Wow, I wish I haven’t had a hangover in 10 years

#999

I'll kick your face in with love [mention]MacDougall[/mention].

#1000

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