Firefly, The Game [GAME OVER]

[DharmaHelper]

Before I go into this further, I want each person to answer this:

Do you have any reason whatsoever to believe that INH is a liar?

Lemme explain my current perspective: I'm lying back, eating popcorn, and resting on my laurels. If y'all wanna lynch or NK me, feel free. Doesn't really matter to me. As long as I exist in this game, I'm gonna try and support the three people who made my win possible: DH, DDL, and Golden. Whoever the majority of them vote for, I'll vote for as well. I figure it's the least I can do.

Still genuinely think TH is bad, btw.

If next DP, me and/or Golden and/or DH ask you to back the fuck away from Epi and vote for the other guy, or at least stay neutral and not vote, would you do it? I'm afraid you could single-handedly give it to mafia next DP.

I mean there is a decent chance one of the people you are protecting is bad.

Then again there was an item in the shop that changed the vote power and we don't know who bought it. We might need your vote after all.

Scratch that, ignore my previous post INH. We will deal with you when the time comes.

Then again this post makes me, DDL, look super shitty and bad NVM dont do that lol just kidding whew, I'm a civ.

[DharmaHelper]

DH you realize there are only 2 scum right

I'm v. saucy.

[insertnamehere]

[mention]DharmaHelper[/mention]

[DharmaHelper]

[DharmaHelper]

I hacked the BTSC channel

"Hey should we try to save you, TH my partner and mafia buddy?"

"No its cool bus me and NK DH"

"OK Fine I guess."

[Turnip Head]

[Turnip Head]

Okay so DDL is definitely bad with Golden. His "review" of me is this post and that post is about Golden acting suspicious. DDL is not painting a picture of my behavior, he is painting a picture of Golden's behavior towards me. There is a distinct difference and it shows that DDL is at a loss to actually get in here and bring up specific points about my own posts, something that Golden has done too (he just keeps referring to my iso, not actually applying my iso to anything)

So yeah, these are our badders.

[Turnip Head]

But please lynch me anyways because this is probably how The Tragedy of the Yun Qui was always supposed to end

[Turnip Head]

The idea that I could be bad with Golden is the dankest shit I've ever heard

[DharmaHelper]

Hello and welcome to "TH Decides 8 hours before the end of the day is the perfect time to pretend to be a civ" I'm ur host Saucy Boi

100 Saucy Boi's surveyed, top five answers on the board

"Besides DDL, Name the last surviving mafia member."

1. TH
2. TH
3. TH
4. TH
5. TH

[DharmaHelper]

TFW UR A CIV AND U DEFINITELY R NOT BAD

@Turnip Head Why should I believe you are a civvie?

Idk dude it's up to you

[Turnip Head]

TFW UR A CIV AND U DEFINITELY R NOT BAD

@Turnip Head Why should I believe you are a civvie?

Idk dude it's up to you

[Turnip Head]

DH's face when we lose this game will be worth the egging

[Turnip Head]

Ddl has no reason to move his vote anyways

[Turnip Head]

Because he's bad

[DharmaHelper]

DH's face when we lose this game will be worth the egging

Like I said either you're bad in which case I gotcha, or you're good and you didn't care enough to win, so neither do I.

Ur bad tho.

[insertnamehere]

I'll be honest, posting references to Magnolia is a good way to get me to move my vote off of you.

[DharmaHelper]

The only way I would've moved my vote from TH would've been a serious and engaging answer to my question about his civvieness, which he didn't give because he's not a civ.

[Turnip Head]

I don't answer questions about my civvieness because that's a waste of time. Any piece of information can be interpreted the complete opposite way with an independent point of view. I hope that my iso speaks for itself and that my fellow civvies follow their mental notes and their gut because otherwise we're just wasting breath. Rehashing old events out of context won't convince anyone of anything. Time is a constant force. We will all perish. It's 2am on a Thursday.

[Turnip Head]

Wait wait wait wait wait it's 2 in the afternoon

[Turnip Head]

You're putting words in my mouth, ofc I want to win but my loyal crew has imploded and I'm staring down the darkest days. And my pal DH has never wanted to work with me, came in my ship and jizzed all over my chair, left in a huff, later I find out he's passed an LD test yet still he treats me like shit, and I'm like good god what did I do to deserve this fate, and then I eventually pull myself up by my bootstraps and continue on with my dai I guess

[Turnip Head]

I'ma go down Nutella-style in a hail of bullets

[DharmaHelper]

TFW ur bad and u wanna have fun after ur teammate bussed u

[DharmaHelper]

I don't answer questions about my civvieness because that's a waste of time. Any piece of information can be interpreted the complete opposite way with an independent point of view. I hope that my iso speaks for itself and that my fellow civvies follow their mental notes and their gut because otherwise we're just wasting breath. Rehashing old events out of context won't convince anyone of anything. Time is a constant force. We will all perish. It's 2am on a Thursday.

A civ for sure would 100% definitely make this post

[ColinIsCool]

TFW UR A CIV AND U DEFINITELY R NOT BAD

@Turnip Head Why should I believe you are a civvie?

Idk dude it's up to you

Yo I LOVE PTA AND THIS MOVIE

[insertnamehere]

TFW UR A CIV AND U DEFINITELY R NOT BAD

@Turnip Head Why should I believe you are a civvie?

Idk dude it's up to you

Yo I LOVE PTA AND THIS MOVIE

Magnolia totally has enough characters for a game of mafia. The teams would be a little odd, tho.

[Dragon D. Luffy]

[mention]Spacedaisy[/mention] could you please answer my question about the grenade? ,

[juliets]

tfw only dead people are here

[nutella]

tfw only dead people are here

zombie bar!

[nutella]

and I forgot to red that I'm a bad zombie

[SokothQultuq]

I have to admit, this has been really fun to watch play out. All the chaos. So many lives lost. It's been a thrilling on the edge of the seat kind of read. Please continue! 8-)

[DharmaHelper]

Yall trippin

[Epignosis]

A few points in response to Golden's novellas.

I do not care about your post count precisely because, if you are bad with TH and this is all theatrics, as I suspect, then your post count is inflated and irrelevant, a point you acknowledge. That's why I specifically said I don't care about your post count, not that I don't care about "meta" (whatever that is anyway) as you suggest.

DDL was not in trouble in Guess Who? I deliberately threw him under the bus out of sheer novelty because it was something I had never done before, and so I wanted to try it on. Yes, it worked out for us in that particular instance, but from a game theory perspective, it's usually a short-term gain, long-term loss. This recognition is not "meta" (again, whatever that is); it is strategy: Having more teammates alive in the late game makes it easier to win, just like having more money and assets in Monopoly makes it easier to win. Nobody in Monopoly says their "meta" is to have a lot of money and assets.

Just as I don't care about your post count, I equally don't care when MacDougall waltzes in claiming to have information. He does it all the time. I would not have sacrificed a teammate because of something MacDougall said.

That you cared so much about being a captain and that you extrapolated so much from the vote amuses me and almost makes me wish I were bad so that I could have had fun toying with you. Alas.

So your first and second points do nothing to move me. The third and fourth points are more germane. Three, however, is only relevant if you are teammates with TH and not DDL. As for four, .

[Epignosis]

DDL & TH:

What do I have to believe if I believe that you are bad?

[Epignosis]

I very much like epis points.

So yes, I find it plausible that Epi could have done this and be bad.

[Golden]

Epi, I don’t acknowledge that point - I think it’s a load of crap. It hasn’t inflated my post count in the slightest and to think it does means you do not care to look at my iso in the least. It’s an utterly false narrative.

[Golden]

As for your point about why you don’t bus. I agree entirely. That’s why I only do it when the value I get outweighs the value I lose. My approach to bussing is well overstated.

[Epignosis]

Epi, I don’t acknowledge that point - I think it’s a load of crap. It hasn’t inflated my post count in the slightest and to think it does means you do not care to look at my iso in the least. It’s an utterly false narrative.

I wasn't commenting on what you thought of it. You literally acknowledged it:

And btw, you excuse this by just saying I'm making up shit about a teammate and that accounts for all the posts. This couldn't be further from the truth and it's incredibly reductive to the effort I've put in all game.

[Golden]

Ok understood

[Epignosis]

Ok understood

I am going to move my vote to DDL for now.

[Epignosis]

And now I'm going to grill some steak, make some salads, and have a drink.

[Golden]

The thing with my point is you talk yourself about how you see the game as a battle of resources but you dismiss that I see it the same way.

[Golden]

Sorry point number 2.

I just don’t hard bus. It’s stupid

[Spacedaisy]

@Spacedaisy could you please answer my question about the grenade? ,

GJ Flashkill Pod Grenades - 1 time use on another crew, (1) Random kill, (2-3) Random skill set
block, (4-5) Random vote block, (6) All items destroyed

[Turnip Head]

[mention]DharmaHelper[/mention] [mention]Golden[/mention] [mention]insertnamehere[/mention] any of you gents feel like switching to DDL?

[DharmaHelper]

@DharmaHelper @Golden @insertnamehere any of you gents feel like switching to DDL?

[Turnip Head]

What if I pout and beg

[DharmaHelper]

The time to get me to move my vote was yesterday when I asked if you would like to convince me you were a civ and you said nah.

[Turnip Head]

I thought I had more time to convince you tbqh

[DharmaHelper]

I thought I had more time to convince you tbqh

You could always tell me who your teammate is