Everyone's Insane! [ENDGAME]

[speedchuck]

jack is mafia for not only falsely implying that apples taste good but also implying that you can eat a bell pepper raw?

If I post a selfie of me eating a bell pepper raw, will you vote wherever I want you to?

I will lynch you. Ew.

Also did you know Cantaloupes are also called ROCK MELONS!?

[Turnip Head]

I eat sliced bell peppers on my submarine sandwiches and on some of my salads, definitely doesn't have to be cooked




but I also don't munch right into the thing

[Jackofhearts2005]

jack is mafia for not only falsely implying that apples taste good but also implying that you can eat a bell pepper raw?

If I post a selfie of me eating a bell pepper raw, will you vote wherever I want you to?

I will lynch you. Ew.

Also did you know Cantaloupes are also called ROCK MELONS!?

There's a sex joke in there somewhere but I'm tired.

[Kylemii]

jack is mafia for not only falsely implying that apples taste good but also implying that you can eat a bell pepper raw?

If I post a selfie of me eating a bell pepper raw, will you vote wherever I want you to?

if you post a video then sure. :0 photos are too easy to fake.

[Jackofhearts2005]

jack is mafia for not only falsely implying that apples taste good but also implying that you can eat a bell pepper raw?

If I post a selfie of me eating a bell pepper raw, will you vote wherever I want you to?

if you post a video then sure. :0 photos are too easy to fake.

Brb gotta go to the grocery store.

[Kylemii]

I eat sliced bell peppers on my submarine sandwiches and on some of my salads, definitely doesn't have to be cooked


but I also don't munch right into the thing

chopping something up and eating it as part of a different food item is a lot different from just eating the whole thing raw.

it's not about whether or not you can consume uncooked pepper flesh but if it is socially acceptable to eat an entire pepper as like a snack or something

[Kylemii]

though if you put some blue cheese dressing on it or something that might be pretty good

[Turnip Head]

I eat sliced bell peppers on my submarine sandwiches and on some of my salads, definitely doesn't have to be cooked


but I also don't munch right into the thing

chopping something up and eating it as part of a different food item is a lot different from just eating the whole thing raw.

it's not about whether or not you can consume uncooked pepper flesh but if it is socially acceptable to eat an entire pepper as like a snack or something

Oh ok. Well, I'm off to go make a socially acceptable wheatgrass smoothie and chug it while holding my nose closed

[Kylemii]

yeah that should be fine

[Epignosis]

eggplant is a fruit

Pretty sure something has to taste good raw to be a fruit. Like apples or bell peppers.

Cranberries aren't fruit.

[Epignosis]

I eat sliced bell peppers on my submarine sandwiches and on some of my salads, definitely doesn't have to be cooked


but I also don't munch right into the thing

chopping something up and eating it as part of a different food item is a lot different from just eating the whole thing raw.

it's not about whether or not you can consume uncooked pepper flesh but if it is socially acceptable to eat an entire pepper as like a snack or something

I didn't know what I eat in my own house has to be socially acceptable.

[Kylemii]

I didn't know what I eat in my own house has to be socially acceptable.

arent you worried your kids will grow up thinking it's okay to eat non-carrot root vegetables

[Epignosis]

I didn't know what I eat in my own house has to be socially acceptable.

arent you worried your kids will grow up thinking it's okay to eat non-carrot root vegetables

Are you seriously asking me if I worry that my children may one day eat sweet potatoes?

[Kylemii]

sweet potato's actually a fruit cus you can eat it raw

[Epignosis]

sweet potato's actually a fruit cus you can eat it raw

DESPERATE VEGETARIANS DECLARE COWS PLANTS

LAS VEGAS -- At its annual national conference Saturday, the American Association of Vegans and Vegetarians released results of a detailed in-house study determining that the common beef cow is actually a plant, 100 percent fit for vegetarian consumption.

"Contrary to what was previously thought, the cow is not a higher form of animal life, capable of thinking and feeling pain," announced AAVV spokeswoman Denise Chalmers to the large crowd. "Rather, we have found it to be a harmless, non-sentient form of plant life, utterly incapable of experiencing the slightest pain or simplest thought."

Chalmers then passed around a large tray of dripping red meat, which the vegetarians in attendance ravenously devoured, feverishly licking the bloody juice from their fingers.

According to the AAVV researchers who conducted the study, cows feature many of the basic characteristics of plants. In addition to possessing roots, leaves and branches, cows produce pollen, which in the springtime is eagerly devoured by honey bees.

"The bees swarm feverishly around the cow, eager to get a taste of its delicious nectar," Chalmers said. "The cow, however, is usually too busy taking up water through its hooves, or 'roots,' to even notice."

Cows, say researchers, also practice photosynthesis, the process by which plants convert sunlight into chemical energy.

"When exposed to sunlight, the cow produces chlorophyll," researcher Darrick Holten explained. "The cow then uses the chlorophyll to produce chemical energy."

Added Holten: "A very similar process occurs in chickens."

According to Chalmers, the study's findings will not alter the AAVV's basic viewpoint. "Animals still should not be eaten, and meat is murder," she said.
The study results also shed new light on the reproductive process of cows, which had been shrouded in mystery since the animal was discovered 200 years ago.

"Cows reproduce much like the common pine tree," Holten said. "They develop a hard, bristly, fertilized cone, drop it on the ground and await the natural elements of wind, rain and animal life to carry it to open forest territory."

Overall reaction at the conference was muted at first, as many of the vegetarians expressed surprise, then glee, at the unexpected announcement. Some rushed madly to the trays of processed lunch meats lined up on buffet tables around the hall, knocking over bystanders and onlookers in a mad dash for freshly carved roast beef.

"It does not taste anything like meat," vegetarian Tina Mothersby said. "It's chewy like a boiled carrot or even like a nice chunk of sourdough bread."

Added Chalmers: "Cows are plants, and we feel pretty silly for avoiding them for as long as we have. Inside the stockyard warehouse near my Chicago home is not a meat locker, but a plant locker, and that fetid stench is not one of cow heads festering in a maggot-covered pile, but rather of ripe vegetables ready to be prepared in myriad delicious ways."

Due to the overwhelming acceptance on the part of the vegetarian crowd, the AAVV announced plans to move ahead with studies proving that the pig and duck are plants. Mutton, however, is still meat. -- Janury 23, 1996

[Kylemii]

I'm not reading or writing any posts that are longer than 2 sentences

this is my new meta

[karavalenge]

Does he have the curse of "Only able to talk in complete news articles"?

[Turnip Head]

We've been cursed to forget the OT tag

[Lunalee]

I eat sliced bell peppers on my submarine sandwiches and on some of my salads, definitely doesn't have to be cooked


but I also don't munch right into the thing

chopping something up and eating it as part of a different food item is a lot different from just eating the whole thing raw.

it's not about whether or not you can consume uncooked pepper flesh but if it is socially acceptable to eat an entire pepper as like a snack or something

Oh ok. Well, I'm off to go make a socially acceptable wheatgrass smoothie and chug it while holding my nose closed

That is the only acceptable way to consume wheatgrass.

[Quin]

This means "Vote for Speedchuck. He's bad again."
This means "I think there are players in the game not on the player list."
This means "I don't know what to do, let's lynch Eloh or Wilgy and hope for the best."

But is emoji use exempt from the curses?

NU

[Quin]

I vill be-a sendeeng zee-a furst betch ouff cuorses ouout nuo. Pleese-a be-a petient. Bork Bork Bork!

[nutella]

is it easy to keep so quiet?
everybody loves a quiet child

[Jackofhearts2005]

eggplant is a fruit

Pretty sure something has to taste good raw to be a fruit. Like apples or bell peppers.

Cranberries aren't fruit.

Berries are in the same genus as fruits, teach. I would think you of all people would know that.

[Quin]

Ell cuorses hefe-a bee-a geefee-a ouout. Dey 1 begeens nuo. Bork Bork Bork!

[Epignosis]

You Won't Believe What Happens on Day 1!

[Lunalee]

It is I.

[Lunalee]

Do not be afraid.

[speedchuck]

Egg Roll ........ 1.00

[Quin]

[nutella]

eggplant is a fruit

Pretty sure something has to taste good raw to be a fruit. Like apples or bell peppers.

Cranberries aren't fruit.

Berries are in the same genus as fruits, teach. I would think you of all people would know that.

Y’all put on yer reading glasses and try again

[Quin]

(i give permission for someone to break character in order to give me ISO links)

[Epignosis]

eggplant is a fruit

Pretty sure something has to taste good raw to be a fruit. Like apples or bell peppers.

Cranberries aren't fruit.

Berries are in the same genus as fruits, teach. I would think you of all people would know that.

Cranberries Taste Good Raw, Which Make Them Fruit! Check Out This YouTube Troll!

[Kylemii]

the game has begun! it's time to begin!
as sure as the sun, we are going to win!

[Dragon D. Luffy]

[Turnip Head]

[ColinIsCool]

Been cursed, I have. But it’s okay. Feel the force! I will survive.

[Jackofhearts2005]

I’m not even cursed.

I hope everyone remembers the secret codes we discussed earlier.

[ColinIsCool]

I’m not even cursed.

I hope everyone remembers the secret codes we discussed earlier.

This, what tomfoolery is?

[Dragon D. Luffy]

(i give permission for someone to break character in order to give me ISO links)

ColinisCool
Dragon D. Luffy
DrWilgy
Epignosis
G-Man
Jackofhearts2005
karavalenge
Kylemii
Lunalee
Marmot
nijuukyugou
nutella
speedchuck
Tsaiah
Turnip Head

JaggedJimmyJay
Quin

[Quin]

Nute-a frum zee-a hust: Zeere-a is nu suoch zeeng is a 'nut ictuoelly cuorsed' cuorse-a. Bork Bork Bork!

[Epignosis]

Been cursed, I have. But it’s okay. Feel the force! I will survive.

Watch this White Man Survive This!

[Dragon D. Luffy]

Nute-a frum zee-a hust: Zeere-a is nu suoch zeeng is a 'nut ictuoelly cuorsed' cuorse-a. Bork Bork Bork!

[VOTE: Jackofhearts2005] aubergine

[Dragon D. Luffy]

I’m not even cursed.

[ColinIsCool]

Nute-a frum zee-a hust: Zeere-a is nu suoch zeeng is a 'nut ictuoelly cuorsed' cuorse-a. Bork Bork Bork!

[VOTE: Jackofhearts2005] aubergine

Is cursed to lie, perhaps Jack? Not impossible, it is, I think.

[Jackofhearts2005]

I’m not even cursed.

Bad kitty.

[Lunalee]

I’m not even cursed.

I hope everyone remembers the secret codes we discussed earlier.

Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves.

[Dragon D. Luffy]

Nute-a frum zee-a hust: Zeere-a is nu suoch zeeng is a 'nut ictuoelly cuorsed' cuorse-a. Bork Bork Bork!

[VOTE: Jackofhearts2005] aubergine

Is cursed to lie, perhaps Jack? Not impossible, it is, I think.

[nutella]

the game has begun! it's time to begin!
as sure as the sun, we are going to win!

Guys I'm starting to think in rhyme talk, this game has ruined my brain stalk, I can't help but make verse like a word doc, I kinda don't want the day end clock cause I feel like a talented word jock. My meter's so on point it's a cake walk and I think that I really do rock. Don't like NAUGHTY

[Dragon D. Luffy]

I’m not even cursed.

I hope everyone remembers the secret codes we discussed earlier.

Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves.

[Jackofhearts2005]