[END] Avant-Garde Mafia 2

#2151

S~V~S wrote:The Bar is hidden behind the 4th portal. See ya there

Alrighty. See you there Ms. Bzzz bzzzz.

#2152

Something is happening here, but I don't know what it is, do you? Mr. Dharmahelper.

#2153

Don't forget!

Because of the wacky day ending early, we have a new period ending time; Night 9 is scheduled to end at 6:02PM EST. However, I may give a little bit of a grace period as I just arrived home and need to eat dinner and such before the post. I still need any remaining night PMs though!

#2154

Night 9: Psychic Jugglers

Yet another portal had collapsed upon itself and the players were left with just one. AceofSpaces was impatient, anticipating another unfortunate incident, and decided to check it out for himself. He walked into the portal and fell onto a floor with nothing around him but black space. The floor tile was patterned with a giant Ace of Spades. "Weird..." he muttered. He wandered for about an hour until out of nowhere, a man wearing an eyeball mask (in actuality a hologram) walked up behind him and slit his throat.

A ghost appeared to reywaS at the stroke of midnight. The ghost was feminine, with short hair and a gracefully aged face. Her soprano voice seemed to gently vibrate the air around reywaS' room. "Who goes there?" reywaS asked. "I am Julie Andrews," she intoned. "Or I used to be. I cannot tell." "What do you want from me?" reywaS asked. "I have been search of my murderer, a demented hater of musicals," she said, "And having viewed these events these past nine nights, I believe you are connected with him." Then, without warning, Julie Andrews opened her pursed mouth and started to sing: "When Herman bites / When the Voice stings / When I'm feeling dead / I think of revenge and how good it would feel / To finally have your heads!" Then she vanished.

BoatsBoatsBoats was busy sleeping in his room when Herman the Hologram creaked open his door. "YES, HERMAN SMASH ONCE AGAIN!!!! FINALLY!!!!" It lifted both fists into the air and was about the smash the bed when BoatsBoatsBoats woke up. Herman, startled, aborted his kill and ran away.

Upon dawn, the other players stepped into Portal 3 and it closed behind them, and they immediately were overwhelmed. The atmosphere could only be described as bizarre -- with twisting colors of purple, blue, and black all around them, the ceilings, walls, and floors indistinguishable. Many of them felt very dizzy and could hardly stand. Nonetheless, the lynch of an infiltrator had to continue.

AceofSpaces has been killed by The Residents.
BoatsBoatsBoats survived a kill attempt by Herman the Planet Smasher.

There was 1 missing PM.

It is now Day 10. You have 48 hours to option someone.

#2155

RIP Aces. I genuinely see no point in me holding my vote unless someone has a particularly shocking revelation.

#2156

nice poll.

#2157

Oh dear. Mystery lynch?

#2158

I like Option 3

#2159

Holy hell.

Does anyone mind if I roll a die for THIS poll?

#2160

Oh wow

#2161

Well, I'm just going to go with option 9, option 9, option 9. RIPIWG Ace.

#2162

why'd you say it three times like that?

#2163

It's just a random Beatles reference.

#2164

#2165

oh cool

#2166

My lucky # is 13...1 + 3 = 4...I vote 4.

#2167

I prefer Number 8.

#2168

Well hold on, there's gotta be a system here, even if it's completely convoluted and avant-garde. It's probably not alphabetical, although that would be an excellent troll. Maybe each number is assigned to each player based on voting order or something?

#2169

Boomslang wrote:Well hold on, there's gotta be a system here, even if it's completely convoluted and avant-garde. It's probably not alphabetical, although that would be an excellent troll. Maybe each number is assigned to each player based on voting order or something?

I agree that there must be a system, but the idea about voting order...no one voted on Day 9.

#2170

I'll vote option 1 since that is where I would be if it were to be in alpha order. And if it is, then I will laugh.

#2171

Epignosis wrote:
Boomslang wrote:Well hold on, there's gotta be a system here, even if it's completely convoluted and avant-garde. It's probably not alphabetical, although that would be an excellent troll. Maybe each number is assigned to each player based on voting order or something?
I agree that there must be a system, but the idea about voting order...no one voted on Day 9.

I was thinking the order we voted today, like a self-referential thing. But that's just spitballing.

#2172

Boomslang wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
Boomslang wrote:Well hold on, there's gotta be a system here, even if it's completely convoluted and avant-garde. It's probably not alphabetical, although that would be an excellent troll. Maybe each number is assigned to each player based on voting order or something?
I agree that there must be a system, but the idea about voting order...no one voted on Day 9.
I was thinking the order we voted today, like a self-referential thing. But that's just spitballing.

Nah, that wouldn't work either. Say some people didn't vote- then they don't get placed in the poll, which means they are (technically) exempt from the lynch.

But who the hell knows in this exercise?

#2173

I see I've missed quite a bit?

This portal seems... fun?

#2174

Well bugger. I agree there is possibly a plan but fuck if I can figure it out.

#2175

I went with option 3.

#2176

I went with 8

#2177

I'm going to go with 4. Don't think my initial proposal was right, and I don't have enough clues to piece something more meaningful together.

#2178

#2179

Totally option 6.

#2180

Who are you now, and why are you voting?

#2181

The options have been optioned.

#2182

Also, Fedora with Hat (Man with Hat)'s vote will not be counted.

#2183

#2184

Ooo! So patience is a virtue then!

#2185

Excellent vote Boats.

Also, I don't like my vote anymore.

#2186

oh neat.

#2187

Still unconvinced Dharma? What a pity.

#2188

Epignosis wrote:Still unconvinced Dharma? What a pity.

what would have unconvinced him?

#2189

reywaS wrote:
Epignosis wrote:Still unconvinced Dharma? What a pity.
what would have unconvinced him?

When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east, then I will be unconvinced.

#2190

DharmaHelper wrote:
reywaS wrote:
Epignosis wrote:Still unconvinced Dharma? What a pity.
what would have unconvinced him?

When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east, then I will be unconvinced.

Many "suns" rise in the west and set in the east.

#2191

#2192

My point is never.

#2193

The hubris of stubbornness strikes!

If I were lynched, and I were not what you expected, would you believe yourself still?

#2194

Would I believe myself? Yes.

#2195

As a side note, The Truth and rabbit were on the same team, Ziltoids. They were also grouped together in a voting group produced by my research.

How's that for "useless mumbo jumbo"

#2196

DharmaHelper wrote:As a side note, The Truth and rabbit were on the same team, Ziltoids. They were also grouped together in a voting group produced by my research.

How's that for "useless mumbo jumbo"

Statistically speaking, if you randomized voting, you could show similar results.

I find it amusingly ironic that you put so much stock in your circumstantial data, yet you are categorically convinced that I am someone I am not, despite my demonstrations of who can and cannot be Herman based on the criteria of the game set forth from the beginning.

It almost makes me consider you desperate.

#2197

Show me the data that says you can't be Herman and I'll show you false data.

#2198

DharmaHelper wrote:Show me the data that says you can't be Herman and I'll show you false data.

There are other possible Herman candidates, yet you set upon me, and have been set upon me, again on nothing more than circumstantial evidence.

And yet, even if I were lynched and shown not to be Herman, you admit you would still believe I was Herman. Incredible!

#2199

Epignosis wrote:
DharmaHelper wrote:Show me the data that says you can't be Herman and I'll show you false data.
There are other possible Herman candidates, yet you set upon me, and have been set upon me, again on nothing more than circumstantial evidence.

And yet, even if I were lynched and shown not to be Herman, you admit you would still believe I was Herman. Incredible!

If you were lynched and shown not to be Herman, it'd be a trick.

#2200

DharmaHelper wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
DharmaHelper wrote:Show me the data that says you can't be Herman and I'll show you false data.
There are other possible Herman candidates, yet you set upon me, and have been set upon me, again on nothing more than circumstantial evidence.

And yet, even if I were lynched and shown not to be Herman, you admit you would still believe I was Herman. Incredible!

If you were lynched and shown not to be Herman, it'd be a trick.

Alas, then nothing I can say- nay, nothing that would ever happen!- can persuade you. Fortunately for me, it appears you have already spent what little power you had in destroying me.

Who killed Boomslang?