Mafia: A World Asunder - GAME THREAD [Day 13]

[DharmaHelper]

Quick poll:

If Sig is good, can we kill Jack before we kill Timmer? Y/N?

[nutella]

quick poll: if eggnog is good, can we decorate cookies before we exchange presents? y/n?

[sabie12]

Quick poll:

If Sig is good, can we kill Jack before we kill Timmer? Y/N?

I think i may know what you were getting at earlier now.

[Jackofhearts2005]

quick poll: if eggnog is good, can we decorate cookies before we exchange presents? y/n?

Irrelevant. Eggnog is gross.

Recommend Shiner Holiday Cheer or hot chocolate with Irish cream.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Ollie Ollie oxen free, mr or ms scaredy pants.

[DharmaHelper]

Listen all I'm saying is that if you think about it this Cataclysm is actually good. Before, the shadows were all up on our shit, but like, now that everything's so bright and on fire, there's no shadows.

[colonialbob]

quick poll: if eggnog is good, can we decorate cookies before we exchange presents? y/n?

Irrelevant. Eggnog is gross.

Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber...

Recommend Shiner Holiday Cheer

... you go and say something like this and totally redeem yourself

[Epignosis]

Listen all I'm saying is that if you think about it this Cataclysm is actually good. Before, the shadows were all up on our shit, but like, now that everything's so bright and on fire, there's no shadows.

You know, shadows can't exist unless there's light.

There's a bit of philosophy in there somewhere, but it eludes me.

[sprityo]

Listen all I'm saying is that if you think about it this Cataclysm is actually good. Before, the shadows were all up on our shit, but like, now that everything's so bright and on fire, there's no shadows.

false because i still see shadows according to Long Con

[DharmaHelper]

Guys its gonna get so much more buck wild than this. We bout to turn this bitch up to 11.

[DharmaHelper]

Yall ain't even seen the undermap yet.

[DharmaHelper]

Step one of my very cool plan: Bring hell to earth

Step two of my very cool plan: Bring earth to hell

[DharmaHelper]

Long Con: Wow there's no way "Cataclysm" will win the poll"


Me:

[sabie12]

Welcome to world asunder cataclysm where everything's made up and the points don't matter.

[DharmaHelper]

Welcome to world asunder cataclysm where everything's made up and the points don't matter.

ayyyyyyyyyyyyy

[LoRab]

Welcome to world asunder cataclysm where everything's made up and the points don't matter.

It's Jeremy Bearimy Mafia, basically. Which, huh, Good Place would be a great mafia theme.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Listen all I'm saying is that if you think about it this Cataclysm is actually good. Before, the shadows were all up on our shit, but like, now that everything's so bright and on fire, there's no shadows.

Can't argue with that.

[DharmaHelper]

Since all my shit got put on blast I've decided to play a new, fun game called "Follow DharmaHelper Into Total Fucking Chaos"

All you have to do to play is not give a shit, and then follow me on my fun journey. Cataclysm was like not even Round 1. That there was a prequel. Warm up, if you will.

The preamble to a prophecy of utter madness.

[LoRab]

Am I the only one who is starting to want to lynch DH?

[DharmaHelper]

Am I the only one who is starting to want to lynch DH?

That's not very nice. I'm just trying to make my own fun here.

[DharmaHelper]

All I'm saying is that lynching Sig is fine or w/e but the real fun, the important and good and cool shit, is lighting the whole world on fire and then flipping it upside down and shaking all the change out of its pockets and then breaking it into a billion whacky pieces and then thrusting reality itself into a vortex of untold madness.

[LoRab]

Am I the only one who is starting to want to lynch DH?

That's not very nice. I'm just trying to make my own fun here.

It's not personal. I just don't think you have anyone's best interest in mind, other than your own, and anyone who you may have recruited.

[DharmaHelper]

Am I the only one who is starting to want to lynch DH?

That's not very nice. I'm just trying to make my own fun here.

It's not personal. I just don't think you have anyone's best interest in mind, other than your own, and anyone who you may have recruited.

I haven't recruited anyone. I'm also not yet recruited so the first 2/3rds of your statement is correct.

[Turnip Head]

Since all my shit got put on blast I've decided to play a new, fun game called "Follow DharmaHelper Into Total Fucking Chaos"

All you have to do to play is not give a shit, and then follow me on my fun journey. Cataclysm was like not even Round 1. That there was a prequel. Warm up, if you will.

The preamble to a prophecy of utter madness.

/in

[Epignosis]

Welcome to world asunder cataclysm where everything's made up and the points don't matter.

It's Jeremy Bearimy Mafia, basically. Which, huh, Good Place would be a great mafia theme.

And I'm the dot over the i.

[Turnip Head]

Since all my shit got put on blast I've decided to play a new, fun game called "Follow DharmaHelper Into Total Fucking Chaos"

All you have to do to play is not give a shit, and then follow me on my fun journey. Cataclysm was like not even Round 1. That there was a prequel. Warm up, if you will.

The preamble to a prophecy of utter madness.

/in

By the way this is essentially what my WoW game is gonna be

Perhaps that's why I've only gotten like 3 signups

[DharmaHelper]

Since all my shit got put on blast I've decided to play a new, fun game called "Follow DharmaHelper Into Total Fucking Chaos"

All you have to do to play is not give a shit, and then follow me on my fun journey. Cataclysm was like not even Round 1. That there was a prequel. Warm up, if you will.

The preamble to a prophecy of utter madness.

/in

By the way this is essentially what my WoW game is gonna be

Perhaps that's why I've only gotten like 3 signups

I'd play bud but I'm basically trying my hardest to actually stay "retired" so to speak. Really my last game ought to be GOC 2018.

[Quin]

Too many independents. [VOTE: dharmahelper] aubergine

[LoRab]

To be clear, I have no problem with a Sig vote, as evidence has been brought to the thread. And just voted there. But DH is not making this game any easier.

[DharmaHelper]

I don't understand

[LoRab]

Your understanding is not, at all, my priority.

[DharmaHelper]

To be clear, I have no problem with a Sig vote, as evidence has been brought to the thread. And just voted there. But DH is not making this game any easier.

How am I making the game harder? How am I in any way an obstacle for you to hunt and lynch mafia when all I want to do is what I want to do.

Thank you for at least not voting me though.

[DharmaHelper]

Too many independents. [VOTE: dharmahelper] aubergine

Yo what if the Cataclysm blew up one of your spots of interest. lmao oops.

[LoRab]

To be clear, I have no problem with a Sig vote, as evidence has been brought to the thread. And just voted there. But DH is not making this game any easier.

How am I making the game harder? How am I in any way an obstacle for you to hunt and lynch mafia when all I want to do is what I want to do.

Thank you for at least not voting me though.

You are, at best, a distraction. And, really, enough of us have ADHD that we really don't need distractions. So, I'm henceforth going to do my best to ignore you.

[DharmaHelper]

But I like you

[DharmaHelper]

This is the cost of my deeds, and because I have faith in the grand plan I accept that cost.

[sprityo]

[mention]Jackofhearts2005[/mention]

[sprityo]

Listen all I'm saying is that if you think about it this Cataclysm is actually good. Before, the shadows were all up on our shit, but like, now that everything's so bright and on fire, there's no shadows.

Can't argue with that.

I can disagree but whatever

[LoRab]

But I like you

Personally, as do I. But in game, you suck right now.

[timmer]

Why did you all vote for something called cataclysm, lol. I'm unsure where to do in this game anymore.

[DharmaHelper]

Why did you all vote for something called cataclysm, lol. I'm unsure where to do in this game anymore.

Wild, am I right?

[DharmaHelper]

I will vote for sig now just so I can spend the majority of the rest of the day chillin

[sabie12]

To be clear, I have no problem with a Sig vote, as evidence has been brought to the thread. And just voted there. But DH is not making this game any easier.

How am I making the game harder? How am I in any way an obstacle for you to hunt and lynch mafia when all I want to do is what I want to do.

Thank you for at least not voting me though.

You are, at best, a distraction. And, really, enough of us have ADHD that we really don't need distractions. So, I'm henceforth going to do my best to ignore you.

Welcome to world asunder cataclysm where everything's made up and the points don't matter.

It's Jeremy Bearimy Mafia, basically. Which, huh, Good Place would be a great mafia theme.

good place game would be awesome like try not to get recruited into the bad place or something could be a lot of fun
and league of extraordinary gentlemen reference Do I distract you? Even if unintentional that makes me happy


Also DH I'm sure you still have some fun things you're hiding and we dont know everything.

Also just throwing it out there for whatever it's worth Jack did not exactly deny that he could have tried to kill someone not saying he did but he also didnt say he didnt

Why this game so confusing?

[Quin]

Too many independents. [VOTE: dharmahelper] aubergine

Yo what if the Cataclysm blew up one of your spots of interest. lmao oops.

i reckon i'd be super curious to check that spot out

[S~V~S]

To be clear, I have no problem with a Sig vote, as evidence has been brought to the thread. And just voted there. But DH is not making this game any easier.

How am I making the game harder? How am I in any way an obstacle for you to hunt and lynch mafia when all I want to do is what I want to do.

Thank you for at least not voting me though.

I think you're having fun with a bad situation re your accidental outing. The cataclysm made the game a bit more difficult. But who signs up for an LC/BR game expecting it to be an easy game? The more challenging the better.

Perhaps some of us got blown off course and it may take us longer to get where we are going and may have to do a re calibration on our route

The thing that puts me at sea is that every day except day one, we have had supposedly concrete alleged information based suspicions, and other than this sig suspish, which seems least concrete to me, we drop them after a day, and have lynched no one but civs, and think this is A OK.

I honestly don't understand why the town is behaving this way unless there is some overt manipulation going on here, and people are trusting the wrong people.

[Dragon D. Luffy]

[VOTE: SVS] aubergine

Good luck with that.

This doesn't feel like a civ response to Sloonei's vote. I think a civ would be more like "why?"

[colonialbob]

To be clear, I have no problem with a Sig vote, as evidence has been brought to the thread. And just voted there. But DH is not making this game any easier.

How to Not Let Eschatological Statuary Fuck Your Shit Up: Your Guide to a World Gone Mad
By colonialbob

Step 1: don't listen to anything DH says

That's it. That's all the steps.

[colonialbob]

The thing that puts me at sea is that every day except day one, we have had supposedly concrete alleged information based suspicions, and other than this sig suspish, which seems least concrete to me, we drop them after a day, and have lynched no one but civs, and think this is A OK.

I honestly don't understand why the town is behaving this way unless there is some overt manipulation going on here, and people are trusting the wrong people.

What's more concrete than the sig evidence?

[colonialbob]

EBWOP

The thing that puts me at sea is that every day except day one, we have had supposedly concrete alleged information based suspicions, and other than this sig suspish, which seems least concrete to me, we drop them after a day, and have lynched no one but civs, and think this is A OK.

I honestly don't understand why the town is behaving this way unless there is some overt manipulation going on here, and people are trusting the wrong people.

What's more concrete than the sig evidence?

[colonialbob]

[VOTE: SVS] aubergine

Good luck with that.

This doesn't feel like a civ response to Sloonei's vote. I think a civ would be more like "why?"

Counterpoint: do it bitch