The Game of Champions 2018 [ENDGAME]

[sprityo]

A warm welcome to JJJ at Big Bait Fisheries, you’re the grand prize winner who gets to stand hand in hand with Colin to enjoy your fishy vacation. It comes with a free murder mystery dinner titled “I have my eye on you.” Written by esteemed playwright Epignosis.

[colonialbob]

What is right and what is practicable are two different things.

[speedchuck]

Remind me to me never invite y’all to a hot tub party.

*pats hood*

Look at this baby. You could fit so many mislynches in here.

[colonialbob]

Remind me to me never invite y’all to a hot tub party.

*pats hood*

Look at this baby. You could fit so many mislynches in here.

The true rule, in determining to embrace, or reject any thing, is not whether it have any evil in it; but whether it have more of evil, than of good.

[Epignosis]

Kylemii has replaced M Plus 7.

[colonialbob]

[mention]Kylemii[/mention] This is your country as well as anybody else's country.

[juliets]

Kylemii has replaced M Plus 7.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welcome

[Turnip Head]

You know what, Al? When you don't win, you lose.

[nutella]

Remind me to me never invite y’all to a hot tub party.

*pats hood*

Look at this baby. You could fit so many mislynches in here.

You say you got a real solution
Well, you know
We'd all love to see the plan
You ask me for a contribution
Well, you know
We're doing what we can

[nutella]

Kylemii has replaced M Plus 7.

Little darling, the smiles returning to the faces
Little darling, it seems like years since it's been here

[S~V~S]

A yummy dairy product is always welcome! A Yummy Frosty Nutella Milkshake to Nutella! (is that cannibalism?)

Spoiler: show

Remind me to me never invite y’all to a hot tub party.

*pats hood*

Look at this baby. You could fit so many mislynches in here.

You say you got a real solution
Well, you know
We'd all love to see the plan
You ask me for a contribution
Well, you know
We're doing what we can

[mention]Kylemii[/mention]

[colonialbob]

Θα ήμουν απόλυτα ικανοποιημένος με την εξάλειψη του Enrique. Δεν βλέπω τίποτα σε αυτόν.

I know only two tunes: one of them is 'Yankee Doodle', and the other one isn't.

[sig]

I reckon you gotta head over past the barn make two left turns then double back into the traffic circle.

[nutella]

Also, I recall Sloonei being different in the past, but the last game I played with him, and this one, he seems to be an EOD agent of Chaos. Is this his norm, and I just misrecall him being more precise?

Maybe I conflated him with Jay?

No. I’m just always trying to work out the best place to put my vote.

I was on colonialbob for a long time yesterday and never moved. I didn’t care for the case against Quin. The case against Luna had and still has some good points, but also some that I disagreed with and I didn’t like the way she was being steamrolled.

In what way did I aewm chaotic?

Idk if Luna flips bad I'm still looking at you hard

Okay. I still intend to look at luna tomorrow.

Got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see

[nutella]

He's a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
Doesn't have a point of view
Knows not where he's going to
Isn't he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere man please listen
You don't know what you're missing
Nowhere man, The world is at your command
He's as blind as he can be
Just sees what he wants to see
Nowhere man, can you see me at all
Nowhere man don't worry
Take your time, don't hurry
Leave it all till somebody else
Lends you a hand


[VOTE: sloonei] aubergine

[sig]

Confirmed Mafia team =

DharmaHelper, Quin, Juliets and Sloonei

This man knew where he was going, just needed to keep driving straight instead of taking that right turn into the rope.

[sig]

[VOTE: Sloonie] aubergine

[DharmaHelper]

He's a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
Doesn't have a point of view
Knows not where he's going to
Isn't he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere man please listen
You don't know what you're missing
Nowhere man, The world is at your command
He's as blind as he can be
Just sees what he wants to see
Nowhere man, can you see me at all
Nowhere man don't worry
Take your time, don't hurry
Leave it all till somebody else
Lends you a hand


[VOTE: sloonei] aubergine

[DharmaHelper]

Confirmed Mafia team =

DharmaHelper, Quin, Juliets and Sloonei

This man knew where he was going, just needed to keep driving straight instead of taking that right turn into the rope.

[S~V~S]

It's the Moment all have been waiting for! But first a word from our sponsor:

OK, back to our show, Sponsored by the DAIRY COUNCIL~

Tonights highlight, the NON DAIRY NON AWARD was a tight race between two Champions. First we had Lunalee; the reasons I had for suspecting her are still valid, role claim aside. Then we have Sloonei, who I felt came into the lynch with the purpose of derailing it and lynching a civ. I did not want to lynch someone cursed, but EVERYONE is cursed



So tonights NON AWARD goes to Sloonei, a Non Dairy, sugarfree powdered bag of Soy Nog goes to Sloonei. Shooting bears is shameful, Sloonei.

*****

[speedchuck]

[VOTE: Sloonie] aubergine

We have some of the latest and best models, and they get a lot more mileage than what you're used to... at least, if you follow the right roads. This one will take you all the way to Albuquerque on a single tank... A lot better than that other model we were looking at.

Now whether you want to go to Albuquerque or not is your business, but it's better than going to Detroit.

Off track. Where am I going? Well, I'm heading home to my turnip fields. Can't help where your home is. You can't come.

[colonialbob]

Who wants to tell me how we CFD'd onto a friendly Indy?

(Pretend it wasn't me and I'm just some rando who replaced in)

It was my fault, and it was JJJ's fault. We both did the same thing at the same time, basically. I was able to get back online and into Mafia with not much time left in the lynch also Asunder hosting and it was tied between you and Quin.

I looked over both ISOs with the time I had, and Quin was active, pleading for his life, and invoking "GenuQuin", and you were nowhere to be seen. Your posts didn't do anything to save you from being the choice.

Occasionally the boys who play the female partners in the dances exercise their ingenuity in dressing to look as girlish as possible. In the absence of lady duds they use leaves, and the leaf-clad beauties often look very pretty and always odd enough.

[Quin]

Γράμματα από μπροστά, Φάση 2D, Δέλτα προς τα εμπρός, Μπαμπά # 1

Γειά σου μπαμπά,

Ξέρω ότι είναι λίγο παράλογο να γράψω αυτό. Δεν θα μπορείτε ποτέ να το διαβάσετε και δεν μπορείτε να καταλάβετε ελληνικά ούτως ή άλλως. Κάπως όμως είναι θεραπευτικό για μένα να το κάνω κάτω από αυτές τις συνθήκες. Εάν βρίσκεστε κάπου "πάνω εκεί" κοιτάζοντας προς τα κάτω σε μένα και την οικογένεια, τότε γνωρίζετε ήδη ότι είμαι σε εχθρικό έδαφος για την πολεμική προσπάθεια. Ήταν μια δύσκολη περίοδος, αλλά εδώ έχουμε εδώ και λίγο καιρό. Πολλά πρέπει να γίνουν. Εύχομαι κάποιες άλλες συμπατριώτες μου να λένε τι σκέφτονται για το ninja. Κάποια ασθένεια του νου έχει σώσει τη βάση, οπότε δεν είναι εύκολο να μιλήσει κανείς το μυαλό του, αλλά ίσως είναι πιθανό ένα μήνυμα κάποιου είδους μέσα στους περιορισμούς τους;
Ίσως κατευθυνθήκαμε για την απομάκρυνση του Lunalee. Αυτή είναι η επικρατούσα κατεύθυνση προς το παρόν και η ορμή είναι λιγότερο πιθανό να κυριαρχήσει χωρίς ευανάγνωστη επικοινωνία. Έχει μια αμήχανη πρώτη φάση εδώ και υπάρχουν αιτίες ανησυχίας. Σκέφτηκα ότι η δήλωση της αποστολής της φαινόταν αρκετά αυθεντική, μολονότι παραχωρώ ότι δεν χρειάζεται να αντανακλά απαραίτητα ότι είναι ευθυγραμμισμένη με τη λειτουργία μας. Η εσφαλμένη κατεύθυνση μπορεί να προέλθει από οποιαδήποτε οργάνωση. Δεν είμαι εμπνευσμένος να αντισταθώ σε αυτό το τραίνο αν αφήσει τον σταθμό.

Θα ήμουν απόλυτα ικανοποιημένος με την εξάλειψη του Enrique. Δεν βλέπω τίποτα σε αυτόν.

Ξέρω ότι αν ήσασταν εδώ θα είσαι σε θέση να μου παράσχει μερικούς πυρήνες παλιάς σοφίας που θα έριχαν την υπόθεση ανοιχτή. Είχατε πάντα την ικανότητα να βλέπετε την αλήθεια στους ανθρώπους. Ελπίζω να σας δώσουν ένα ήσυχο δωμάτιο για να δείτε τα παιχνίδια εκεί. Θα σας γράψω αργότερα.

Ο γιος σας,

Κίσσα

Starter Sample Platter - $13.00

[Turnip Head]

Boom, boom, foom, poom! He just ran right at 'em!

[ColinIsCool]

He's a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
Doesn't have a point of view
Knows not where he's going to
Isn't he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere man please listen
You don't know what you're missing
Nowhere man, The world is at your command
He's as blind as he can be
Just sees what he wants to see
Nowhere man, can you see me at all
Nowhere man don't worry
Take your time, don't hurry
Leave it all till somebody else
Lends you a hand


[VOTE: sloonei] aubergine

A man sold all his possessions and left his family to travel the world, because he wanted to know the meaning of life. After many years of seeking, and near despair, his last hope was a guru who lived high up on a very dangerous mountain. Up the mountain our seeker went, through a thunderstorm, tired and desperate and hungry–his food was all gone, he injured one foot but struggled on with a cane out of a tree branch. Finally, on top of the mountain, there sat the guru, surrounded by tame animals, with bright sunlight breaking through a hole in the clouds to shine all around him.

The seeker staggered forward. “O holy guru, I have given up everything to seek the truth, but it will all be worthwhile if you can answer my question: What is the meaning of life?”

The guru smiled and said, “My son, here is the answer you seek: Life is a fountain.”

After a long pause, the seeker shook his head. “A fountain? I have come thousands of miles to hear your words–my possessions are all gone, I’m starving, I’ll probably die on this mountain–and all you have to say is, life is a fountain?”

The guru trembled. “You mean…it’s not a fountain?”

[Quin]

Spicy Beef Chow Mein - $26.40

[Quin]

Remind me to me never invite y’all to a hot tub party.

Chicken and Sweet Corn Soup - $10.20

Braised Chicken Chop Seuy - $14.90

[Quin]

Yo, if you people lynch me today, I'm not going to redirect any baddie attacks tonight. But up to you.

Braised Beef and Almond - $18.40

[Quin]

[VOTE: lunalee] aubergine

[colonialbob]

Yo, if you people lynch me today, I'm not going to redirect any baddie attacks tonight. But up to you.

Braised Beef and Almond - $18.40

Assassination can be no more guarded against than death by lightning; it is best not to worry about either.

[colonialbob]

[mention]Kylemii[/mention]
[mention]Long Con[/mention]

Where you stand depends where you sit.

[sig]

Y'all are over here taking a left when you should be going right, so turn around and take a right turn instead of a left got it guys?

[mention]nijuukyugou[/mention],
[mention]DharmaHelper[/mention]
[mention]colonialbob[/mention]
[mention]Quin[/mention]
[mention] novaselinenever,[/mention]

[colonialbob]

Y'all are over here taking a left when you should be going right, so turn around and take a right turn instead of a left got it guys?

nijuukyugou,
DharmaHelper
colonialbob
Quin
novaselinenever,

I know that I am honest and sincere in my desire to do well; but the question is whether I know enough to accomplish what I desire.

[sig]

[mention]JaggedJimmyJay[/mention] [mention]ColinIsCool[/mention] [mention] sprityo[/mention] [mention] Elohcin[/mention] [mention]juliets[/mention] [mention]speedchuck[/mention]

Y'all are lost on the road to lynchbadistan, see you seem to be driving backwards to the city of waaaaatidom. Y'all wanna do a 180 very fast and take a right.

[sig]

Some players are lost in the traffic circle curse those darn traffic circles.

[Lunalee]

Y'all are over here taking a left when you should be going right, so turn around and take a right turn instead of a left got it guys?

@nijuukyugou,
@DharmaHelper
@colonialbob
@Quin
@ novaselinenever,

[nutella]

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

---

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
We're sorry but it's time to go

[colonialbob]

Some players are lost in the traffic circle curse those darn traffic circles.

This generation should courageously face these grave questions, and not leave them as a heritage of woe to the next. The consultation should proceed with candor, calmness, and great patience, upon the lines of justice and humanity, not of prejudice and cruelty. No question in our country can be at rest except upon the firm base of justice and of the law.

[nutella]

Some players are lost in the traffic circle curse those darn traffic circles.

This generation should courageously face these grave questions, and not leave them as a heritage of woe to the next. The consultation should proceed with candor, calmness, and great patience, upon the lines of justice and humanity, not of prejudice and cruelty. No question in our country can be at rest except upon the firm base of justice and of the law.

Dear Prudence, won't you open up your eyes?

[colonialbob]

I know that I am honest and sincere in my desire to do well; but the question is whether I know enough to accomplish what I desire.

[nutella]

I know that I am honest and sincere in my desire to do well; but the question is whether I know enough to accomplish what I desire.

And looking up I noticed I was late
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat

[Lunalee]

I know that I am honest and sincere in my desire to do well; but the question is whether I know enough to accomplish what I desire.

And looking up I noticed I was late
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat

Spoiler: show

Assuming Sprit keeps his word and kills a non-voter, and assuming Mac doesn’t show up at the 11th Hour, this lynch is a done deal. I think the cases against Luna and DDL are interesting but still fairly weak. I’m poking around based on gut and seeing what happens, basically. Developing a possible list of suspects and feeling people out.

...you should start poking people around a bit earlier if you want to feel people out. You barely poked anyone

I’LL POKE WHO I WANT HOW I WANT,

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Spoiler: show

In your own words, what’s the difference between your civilian and scum game?

[Epignosis]

The thread is locked while I do things.

[Epignosis]

Who stopped Mac from howling?

Poll ended at Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:56 pmPlease note that if you vote, your vote will be visible.

ColinIsCool
1
5%


Voters: sprityo

colonialbob
0
No votes


Voters: None

DharmaHelper
0
No votes


Voters: None

Elohcin
0
No votes


Voters: None

Enrique
0
No votes


Voters: None

JaggedJimmyJay
0
No votes


Voters: None

juliets
0
No votes


Voters: None

Long Con
0
No votes


Voters: None

Lunalee
5
25%


Voters: nijuukyugou, Quin, Sloonei, novaselinenever, DharmaHelper

M Plus 7
0
No votes


Voters: None

nijuukyugou
2
10%


Voters: JaggedJimmyJay, ColinIsCool

novaselinenever
0
No votes


Voters: None

nutella
1
5%


Voters: Elohcin

S~V~S
0
No votes


Voters: None

sig
0
No votes


Voters: None

Sloonei
6
30%


Voters: Lunalee, sig, S~V~S, colonialbob, nutella, Turnip Head

speedchuck
0
No votes


Voters: None

sprityo
0
No votes


Voters: None

Turnip Head
2
10%


Voters: juliets, speedchuck

The damn neighbors. We're trying to get some sleep! (The Host, the Non, the Dead)
3
15%


Voters: MacDougall, Epignosis, Kylemii

[Epignosis]

Day 2: Frontier Psychiatrist

On the frontier, a psychiatrist found someone fleeing from all the chaos. He called him over and into the safety of his practice.

“Slow down! What ails you?”

The doctor looked like Santa Claus, with a big white beard, but with a coat of white instead of red. His eyes were kind.

The runner asked, “Am I a man or a boy?”

“Meg!” the psychiatrist called. A young woman appeared in the doorway. “Take this fellow’s name down.”

“What’s your name?”

“Rock,” he said.

“Rock?” the old man chuckled. “No wonder you are running! Just lay there and let me get you something.”

The old doctor filled a syringe and gave it to the young fellow. After administration, the visitor flashed blue and convulsed. He writhed on the couch for several minutes while the doctor tried to figure out what was going on. Eventually there was stillness.

Someone new came in. “I figured the fugitive might run here. We made sure to swap your drugs with Roboenza.”

“Why would you do that?”

“To stop you from helping the enemy. The whole town back there had that boy pegged for a villain responsible for death and destruction. And bad calendars.”

The old doctor looked at the body and saw for the first time blue, innocent metal.

“He wasn’t a boy. He was Rock.”

Sloonei has been lynched.

Spoiler: show

He was Mega Man, a Civilian.



Mega Man
As the Blue Bomber, you will absorb an essence of the power of the most recently lynched person, which you can use that same Night.

Spoiler: show

Eddie has come with a message:

If you have a targeting ability (not an item), you may use that power twice tonight. Send one PM specifying both targets. Kills are not eligible for this effect.

It is now Night 2. You have until 9pm EST to submit your PMs

[Long Con]

RIP Sloonei, and RIP another very cool role that deserved a chance to shine. I just hope this means that all the roles are as cool as these two. It's the greatest tragedy of a Mafia game when the coolest roles go first.

Sorry I missed the vote. I don't know who I would have voted for. Luna, Sloonei...one of them I think, is where I would have gone.

[Long Con]

Also, one of my all-time favourite songs.

[Epignosis]

Also, one of my all-time favourite songs.

Textbook how to sample right there.

[nutella]

sorry dude.

also yes I loooove that song and video, great choice

is Eddie a role? where dat buff come from?

[DharmaHelper]

Bold strategy for the mafia to out themselves D2.