Shockheaded Peter Mafia [ENDGAME]

[novaselinenever]

@novaselinenever, you should say more in response to @leetic's suspicions.

I'm not sure what to say. Not only do I not think that I've been defensive (I was the one pushing Sabie, not the other way around), I'm not sure what is suspicious about being "defensive". I also don't care much about the argument "a bit defensive compared to previous users" 'cause that doesn't say much, and it puts an arbitrary benchmark on defensiveness lol.

[novaselinenever]

27 minutes since the last post

[JaggedJimmyJay]

27 minutes since the last post

Horrendous.

[nutella]

@novaselinenever, you should say more in response to @leetic's suspicions.

I'm not sure what to say. Not only do I not think that I've been defensive (I was the one pushing Sabie, not the other way around), I'm not sure what is suspicious about being "defensive". I also don't care much about the argument "a bit defensive compared to previous users" 'cause that doesn't say much, and it puts an arbitrary benchmark on defensiveness lol.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

[mention]nutella[/mention], whaddya think of leetic?

[Jackofhearts2005]

Neither omgus not anger.


Have you played with me before leetic?

This is the only post in Nutella’s iso that looks scummy. I don’t see anything that looks particularly townie, though.

I don’t remember Nutella ever getting mislynched and she’s got some votes on her. Maybe I just see how she handles the pressure

[JaggedJimmyJay]

It's not my favorite nutella post. "Have you played with me before" is bleh

[nutella]

nutella, whaddya think of leetic?

I think he's town.

And his not having played with me is very relevant, when he is commenting on my tone.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

nutella, whaddya think of leetic?

I think he's town.

And his not having played with me is very relevant, when he is commenting on my tone.

Why do you hate Jack?

[Sloonei]

bob is town.

Seriously tho why?

The Grand Unified Theory of Mafia, attributed to JaggedJimmyJay in his seminal 2019 paper "A Unification of Mafia Theory: Connections Across Alignments and Behavioral Trends" posits that a mafioso is less likely to voice interest in accusations that will strike many observers as silly (and my rey/nova switcharoo qualifies in that category). Civilians have no idea what to do with Day 0 crap though and will explore anything available with enthusiasm.

This thesis is whacke.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

This thesis is whacke.

What is your read on colonialbob?

[Sloonei]

Yep.

Filler post. And you said REY was trying too hard? Bugger off with that.

The fuck is a filler post? Do you not want me to generate content? I don't believe you really suspect me for that post. You just thought it would be an easy thing to appear suspicious of.

Yes, I want you to generate content. That post said nothing, had no content.

I am accusing you of pretending to generate content. Was that unclear?

Well they're my thoughts so far, take them or leave them. I'm accusing you of fabricating a suspicion.

What content would you say is present in your post? What should I take away from that post that helps me get a feeling either on you or from you on others?

nutella

That I was eager to hear more from you and Sloonei, and that in sloonei's case I was putting him on the spot/warming that I would end up suspecting him if he didn't start producing content, and he still hasn't so he is still on notice whereas you have provided civilian-indicating data.

I am doing well, thanks.

[Sloonei]

This thesis is whacke.

What is your read on colonialbob?

Processing data, 37%.

[Sloonei]

What should I do for dinner?

Greek

No, Thai.

Mexican, btw

[JaggedJimmyJay]

This thesis is whacke.

What is your read on colonialbob?

Processing data, 37%.

Keep at it, I will be right here. I'm actually calculating your alignment presently.

[Sloonei]

Why is nova voting me? With no explanation no less. Uncool man.
Sloonei isn't acting like his usual self. Typically he has mile long posts.

I’ve gone metric.

[Sloonei]

Why is nova voting me? With no explanation no less. Uncool man.
Sloonei isn't acting like his usual self. Typically he has mile long posts.

You're putting me on the spot here.

It stroke me as weirdly succinct on first read, and I compared it to some of her entry posts in previous games. I have no data on baddie Sabie, however her Civilian self usually starts the game with some chatter. She feels comfortable, and appears easy going.

She comes offcold here, or timid I'd say. Right to the point. I don't care much as well for the general compliment, and the addition of an emoji. Probably an attempt at appearing more friendly.

Him and nova are lovers apparently or teammates

Can't we be just two townies trying to solve the game?

I mean we don't even share the same read on you, I don't know why you keep throwing shade our way and grouping us together as an evil plotting duo.

Haha you guys trying to accuse me because I said hi its gonna be a good group? I didn't have any chatter because no one was on to chat with when I was here. My accusation is nova and Jay must be teammates trying to stir the pot together and get all the suspicions off of them.

I'd like to come back to this. When, and what did Jay accuse you of? He simply asked me to expand my thoughts on you. He has you as green in his rainbow list.

Also, what do you mean by "get all the suspicions off of them"? Has there been any suspicion on any of us to begin with at that time?

Do you actually believe that we are scum teammates?

I personally just mislynched Sabie for doing this.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I have precise calculations of Sloonei's alignment. Stand by.

[Sloonei]

Haha you guys trying to accuse me because I said hi its gonna be a good group? I didn't have any chatter because no one was on to chat with when I was here. My accusation is nova and Jay must be teammates trying to stir the pot together and get all the suspicions off of them.

Nevermind Jay and Nova. Seems like they are strong-arming everyone at the door with their check-in posts. It's simply a power show.

What does this "power show" indicate to you about rey and I?

I didn't mention rey. It just makes you and Nova look like you're excited for the game, and don't mind punching reads out of people's check-in posts. I like the enthusiasm, but your methods look a bit harsh.

This... is actually interesting. Rey for Nova slip. I'm intrigued.

The Grand Unified Theory of Mafia (GUT M) is whacke because a mafia member will tout any suspicion that might remotely smell viable in an early game situation when finding themself in an environment which is already otherwise filled with kooky postulations. One must look the part.

Bob from the colonies over here is not producing an original idea, but he is running with an independent suspicion of the player most invulnerable to suspicion. No harm can come of it and he appears bold and open-minded for floating it. I will maintain a healthy skepticism.

[Sloonei]

[VOTE: Jack O’Farts] aubergine

In solidarity with my brother Bob from the colonies.

[nutella]

nutella, whaddya think of leetic?

I think he's town.

And his not having played with me is very relevant, when he is commenting on my tone.

Why do you hate Jack?

I believe there was a comment related to sabie that set me off and I haven't liked anything he's said since (or before, probably).

[JaggedJimmyJay]

If anyone takes this seriously, it's their own fault. I'm in the lab at 1:00 AM, help me.

Spoiler: show

[nutella]

Hmmm developments from the sloot front hmmmm

[JaggedJimmyJay]

nutella, whaddya think of leetic?

I think he's town.

And his not having played with me is very relevant, when he is commenting on my tone.

Why do you hate Jack?

I believe there was a comment related to sabie that set me off and I haven't liked anything he's said since (or before, probably).

Maybe you could find it for me?

[nutella]

Jay what the Hell is that

[Sloonei]

Jay what the Hell is that

Early campaign for 2019’s post of the year.

[Sloonei]

(I do believe you meant to say Heck though)

[JaggedJimmyJay]

The Grand Unified Theory of Mafia (GUT M) is whacke because a mafia member will tout any suspicion that might remotely smell viable in an early game situation when finding themself in an environment which is already otherwise filled with kooky postulations. One must look the part.

Bob from the colonies over here is not producing an original idea, but he is running with an independent suspicion of the player most invulnerable to suspicion. No harm can come of it and he appears bold and open-minded for floating it. I will maintain a healthy skepticism.

Bleh. Whaddya mean "no harm can come of it"?

[nutella]

Ahh I was thinking of his assertion that Nova's first post about sabie was a joke.

Why is Nova up high?

His first post looked authentic. His expansion on that post looked authentic. He looks authentic.

His first post which was a joke looked authentic?

Please teach me to joke authentically cause my jokes always come across too jokey.

[nutella]

Jay what the Hell is that

Early campaign for 2019’s post of the year.

Actually his math is quite impressive

[nutella]

The Grand Unified Theory of Mafia (GUT M) is whacke because a mafia member will tout any suspicion that might remotely smell viable in an early game situation when finding themself in an environment which is already otherwise filled with kooky postulations. One must look the part.

Bob from the colonies over here is not producing an original idea, but he is running with an independent suspicion of the player most invulnerable to suspicion. No harm can come of it and he appears bold and open-minded for floating it. I will maintain a healthy skepticism.

Bleh. Whaddya mean "no harm can come of it"?

I believe he means that Bob is "playing it safe" while looking daring at the same time by declaring a bold suspicion on the player who is least likely to get (mis)lynched

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Ahh I was thinking of his assertion that Nova's first post about sabie was a joke.

I see. Yes that's a goofy moment for the Jack o' lantern. Given that nova explained the suspicion (and rendered it clearly a serious one) and Jack apparently missed that or interpreted it as an expansion of the joke (eh?) it implies Jack was only hardly reading the entry material -- not ideal.

[Sloonei]

The Grand Unified Theory of Mafia (GUT M) is whacke because a mafia member will tout any suspicion that might remotely smell viable in an early game situation when finding themself in an environment which is already otherwise filled with kooky postulations. One must look the part.

Bob from the colonies over here is not producing an original idea, but he is running with an independent suspicion of the player most invulnerable to suspicion. No harm can come of it and he appears bold and open-minded for floating it. I will maintain a healthy skepticism.

Bleh. Whaddya mean "no harm can come of it"?

A whacke Day 1 theory does not need to be probed hard if one does not want to. By publicly entertaining the idea of suspecting our lord and savior Jagged Heist, colonialbob can look the part of an open-minded civilian on Day 1, but if he faces any real backlash from it, he can always retreat. He looks good for saying it, but doesn’t need to take it any further. He is truly doing as the Romans would.

This is all purely hypothetical of course. My office is merely to dispute the GUT M proposal. My stance on Bob is that I do not hold the same town read as you.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

This is all purely hypothetical of course. My office is merely to dispute the GUT M proposal.

I'll see you at the next North American Conference of Mafia Theory, buddy.

[Sloonei]

This is all purely hypothetical of course. My office is merely to dispute the GUT M proposal.

I'll see you at the next North American Conference of Mafia Theory, buddy.

If you can stand the HEAT!

It’s supposed to be in Phoenix this year.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

we got grad school jokes

[JaggedJimmyJay]

[VOTE: Jack O’Farts] aubergine

In solidarity with my brother Bob from the colonies.

Why?

[Sloonei]

[VOTE: Jack O’Farts] aubergine

In solidarity with my brother Bob from the colonies.

Why?

I’m not sure.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

[VOTE: Jack O’Farts] aubergine

In solidarity with my brother Bob from the colonies.

Why?

I’m not sure.

Is that the "I guess I'll place a vote wherever" kind of not sure, or the "I find Jack suspicious but would struggle to articulate why" kind of not sure?

[Sloonei]

[VOTE: Jack O’Farts] aubergine

In solidarity with my brother Bob from the colonies.

Why?

I’m not sure.

Is that the "I guess I'll place a vote wherever" kind of not sure, or the "I find Jack suspicious but would struggle to articulate why" kind of not sure?

B

[JaggedJimmyJay]

B

Dig in!

[Sloonei]

B

Dig in!

I already did. Something smelled fishy when I was catching up. I sensed a lot of energy moving in one direction coming from a lot of folks, but then Jack’s posts did not seem to be in sync with that energy. He seemed to be moving against it.

[Sloonei]

Like that time Epi did that thing in the game where we were all ice cream and no one believed me no matter how much I screamed.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

B

Dig in!

I already did. Something smelled fishy when I was catching up. I sensed a lot of energy moving in one direction coming from a lot of folks, but then Jack’s posts did not seem to be in sync with that energy. He seemed to be moving against it.

Is this what the crystals and incense tell you?

(I don't disagree. It's a vague description, but it resonates with me anyway. Something feels off there. I get a similar impression to a greater degree from speedchuck.)

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Like that time Epi did that thing in the game where we were all ice cream and no one believed me no matter how much I screamed.

I wanted to lynch him Sloonei! I did, I did! But then they killed me.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

[VOTE: speedchuck] aubergine

[Sloonei]

These posts serve as examples:

Spoiler: show

You're putting me on the spot here.

It stroke me as weirdly succinct on first read, and I compared it to some of her entry posts in previous games. I have no data on baddie Sabie, however her Civilian self usually starts the game with some chatter. She feels comfortable, and appears easy going.

She comes offcold here, or timid I'd say. Right to the point. I don't care much as well for the general compliment, and the addition of an emoji. Probably an attempt at appearing more friendly.

Jackofhearts2005, please talk to me about this.

Well it’s not very funny, isit? No offense, Nova.

JackofHearts2005 - Posted a lot, but very little was game related. For that reason, slight scum lean.

Welcome to my town and scum meta for early game. One upon a time, a guy named Rokk Krinn told me that my meta was to act like I was messing around and then suddenly the trap swings shut and I lynch the mafia or setup a key mislynch. You never see it coming.

Now, I think that was a bit generous of him but it's true that I tend to joke around early and turn serious later, when I have a better feel for things.

Anyway.

Townread - Jay for the effort.

Scumread - Speed for buddying Jay and the bleh push on Nutella.

It's like 5 posts into D1. I'm me. I don't have 2 townreads and 2 scumreads yet.

[Sloonei]

I get more of an absentee vibe from speedchuck’s posts than a foot-dragging vibe, but I myself was absent for most of the day so I might be missing the immediacy of his contributions.

[nutella]

B

Dig in!

I already did. Something smelled fishy when I was catching up. I sensed a lot of energy moving in one direction coming from a lot of folks, but then Jack’s posts did not seem to be in sync with that energy. He seemed to be moving against it.

Is this what the crystals and incense tell you?

(I don't disagree. It's a vague description, but it resonates with me anyway. Something feels off there. I get a similar impression to a greater degree from speedchuck.)

[VOTE: speedchuck] aubergine

Tell me more about this chucker of speed.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Tell me more about this chucker of speed.

On my phone now so I’ll drop some bullets:

~ When he involved himself in the busy thread I wasn’t left feeling any impression (and neutrality is a negative for him to me).

~ His suspicion of you reads kinda fake right now.

~ His initial response to my suspicion was less than weak.

~ He isn’t holding up the standard we’ve set for the game pace, and slackchuck isn’t getting a break.