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Re: World Flags Mafia [Day1] UNheard of Accusations
I'm actually caught up, but I feel incredibly unenlightened by anything that's happened so far. I guess Jay and Epi seem pretty normal so far.
EBWOP: That's very common for Nutella. She's almost as blendy as I am, she's just more verbose about it.
EBWOP: That's very common for Nutella. She's almost as blendy as I am, she's just more verbose about it.
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I was referencing this post but dumbly didn't quote it.
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this is bullcrap. when i'm a mafioso, i care too muchJaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:39 pmNothing better than a mafioso role card to help you slide comfortably into those "I don't care" pants.dunya wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:37 pmwerd. let's lynch jay because he's trying to rile up our feathers and get us to react when all we wanna do is shoot peopleSloonei wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:35 pmYour answer does matter one way or the other to me. I know it’s gonna exist and I know essentially what it will say. I saw people talking about something and I had a position which countered theirs, so I stuck my pretty little nose in.JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:30 pm Sloonei's crime is defending me in the face of DDL's/Epi's observations that I'm doing nothing when I had indeed done nothing other than vote for Sloonei.
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What does "normal" mean regarding Epi and I? Do you view nutella as blendy in the present game, and likewise: what does that mean regarding her?
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It is not out of character for DDL to make an observation like that. I don’t object to him bringing it up, I just don’t think it indicates anything about your alignment in this game.JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:37 pmGimme reads on those people.Sloonei wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:35 pmYour answer does matter one way or the other to me. I know it’s gonna exist and I know essentially what it will say. I saw people talking about something and I had a position which countered theirs, so I stuck my pretty little nose in.JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:30 pm Sloonei's crime is defending me in the face of DDL's/Epi's observations that I'm doing nothing when I had indeed done nothing other than vote for Sloonei.
He interfered with the sacred act of allowing me to answer for myself and absolved me before I even needed to.
Leetic has only played a couple of games with you (to my knowledge), so I similarly don’t think it’s outrageous for him to take notice of your uninvolvement. But I suppose it could also just be an easy thing for bad leetic to do early on to engage himself.
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Re: World Flags Mafia [Day1] UNheard of Accusations
maybe that was nutella of a different era, but nutella today has strong opinions. like very strong. stronger than that cuban coffee strong. she's wishy washy as hell, but still opinionated.

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Those aren't reads. They are "I don't object" and "I don't think it's outrageous". Reads now.Sloonei wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:43 pm It is not out of character for DDL to make an observation like that. I don’t object to him bringing it up, I just don’t think it indicates anything about your alignment in this game.
Leetic has only played a couple of games with you (to my knowledge), so I similarly don’t think it’s outrageous for him to take notice of your uninvolvement. But I suppose it could also just be an easy thing for bad leetic to do early on to engage himself.
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Town x2JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:47 pmThose aren't reads. They are "I don't object" and "I don't think it's outrageous". Reads now.Sloonei wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 3:43 pm It is not out of character for DDL to make an observation like that. I don’t object to him bringing it up, I just don’t think it indicates anything about your alignment in this game.
Leetic has only played a couple of games with you (to my knowledge), so I similarly don’t think it’s outrageous for him to take notice of your uninvolvement. But I suppose it could also just be an easy thing for bad leetic to do early on to engage himself.
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Re: World Flags Mafia [Day1] UNheard of Accusations
nutella said “grunk” when I asked her to explain her town reads in epi and nova. It wasn’t the response I was looking for.
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Re: World Flags Mafia [Day1] UNheard of Accusations
I’ve been reading/trying to read William Blake all week and this reads like a reworking of one of his favorite parables.
We’re in english class now.
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Almost definitely.
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I returned my vote to nutella
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Is ts account a person or a mechanic?
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Re: World Flags Mafia [Day1] UNheard of Accusations
I was going to disagree with you, but then you said how she is wishy washy and I would agree there. I'm thinking of last game she was quick to change her vote depending on what other people were saying. I am also wishy washy at times though so I can't fault anyone for that.
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I also was just wondering that. I don't remember seeing that before.
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Re: World Flags Mafia [Day1] UNheard of Accusations
A person I invited from Smogon, I'll message him if he doesn't show up soon.
Anyway, since JJJ showed up, it should be time to change my pressure vote. Dunya seems a bit reckless for scum right now. The one game I played with Jack, he was scum and he did a lot more then than he seems to be doing now. Anyway, I'll change my vote to myself as a placeholder while I think of someone better to vote.
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Re: World Flags Mafia [Day1] UNheard of Accusations
Is this person French?leetic wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 4:01 pmA person I invited from Smogon, I'll message him if he doesn't show up soon.
Anyway, since JJJ showed up, it should be time to change my pressure vote. Dunya seems a bit reckless for scum right now. The one game I played with Jack, he was scum and he did a lot more then than he seems to be doing now. Anyway, I'll change my vote to myself as a placeholder while I think of someone better to vote.
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Re: World Flags Mafia [Day1] UNheard of Accusations
There is a user called ts account, but the account was made anfew days before the start of the game. I want to see them on a scum team with insertnamehere and A Person.
[mention]ts account[/mention] come say hi, prove to us that you’re a real person/flag
[mention]ts account[/mention] come say hi, prove to us that you’re a real person/flag
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I thought their name was originally “syndicate account” but apparently it’s been changed to “ts account”. I can understand why. Let’s call them TSA.
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I'm going to call him The Sac Count.
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The hottest old Syndicate meme is voting Speedchuck and then pretending you caught scum regardless of Speed’s alignment or yours.
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Re: World Flags Mafia [Day1] UNheard of Accusations
AudreyJaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 4:19 pm nutella
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That’s a real player. Hilarious.
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Re: World Flags Mafia [Day1] UNheard of Accusations
Low key workin on that “make myself not w/w with everybody so I can never be lynched” strategy.
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Re: World Flags Mafia [Day1] UNheard of Accusations
Eng?Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 4:32 pmLow key workin on that “make myself not w/w with everybody so I can never be lynched” strategy.
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You have Sloonei's posts under Lunalee's name.JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 4:19 pm nutella
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Re: World Flags Mafia [Day1] UNheard of Accusations
“Jack can’t be wolves with tsaccount cause he didn’t know that was a real player.”Sloonei wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 4:38 pmEng?Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 4:32 pmLow key workin on that “make myself not w/w with everybody so I can never be lynched” strategy.
Now expand that to the entire player and pretend that’s a real strategy.
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Re: World Flags Mafia [Day1] UNheard of Accusations
Bustednovaselinenever wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 4:40 pmYou have Sloonei's posts under Lunalee's name.JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 4:19 pm nutella
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Re: World Flags Mafia [Day1] UNheard of Accusations
Am I supposed to observe you doing this?Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 4:40 pm“Jack can’t be wolves with tsaccount cause he didn’t know that was a real player.”Sloonei wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 4:38 pmEng?Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 4:32 pmLow key workin on that “make myself not w/w with everybody so I can never be lynched” strategy.
Now expand that to the entire player and pretend that’s a real strategy.
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Epi claiming

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No?Sloonei wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 4:50 pmAm I supposed to observe you doing this?Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 4:40 pm“Jack can’t be wolves with tsaccount cause he didn’t know that was a real player.”Sloonei wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 4:38 pmEng?Jackofhearts2005 wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 4:32 pmLow key workin on that “make myself not w/w with everybody so I can never be lynched” strategy.
Now expand that to the entire player and pretend that’s a real strategy.
I was jokingly saying I was going to do this. I’m not actually going to do this.
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Jack's second crime is piggy-backing "Jay is fake drunk" as if that's a thing anyone does in Mafia games for some unknown benefit
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Did you remind thems counselors are useless against bears?Epignosis wrote: ↑Sat Mar 16, 2019 10:37 pm Semi-on-topic:
We got a work email that said, "Use social media to tell our politicians that you do NOT want armed teachers!"
It was a big long thing about how none of us should support guns on campus. And that we should have more counselors and advisors.
When someone opens fire in the cafeteria, I don't want counselors and advisors.
I don't get why the county thinks they speak for us.
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Re: World Flags Mafia [Day1] UNheard of Accusations
JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Sun Mar 17, 2019 4:57 pm Jack's second crime is piggy-backing "Jay is fake drunk" as if that's a thing anyone does in Mafia games for some unknown benefit
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