The Iron Man Experiment: A Defense of the Doghood of JaggedJimmyJay
Thesis proposed toward the requirements for the conferral of the degree Master of Arts, Experimental and Theoretical Mafia
JaggedJimmyJay
The Syndicate University Department of Mafia
19 October, 2019
Thesis committee: Dom, Dragomir, Epignosis, Fayt, Long Con, MacDougall, Michelle, novaselinenever, and nutella
Seriously, I'm not going to drag this out into another endless wall post. I will be as concise as I can in attempting to convey this to you.
Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Fri Oct 18, 2019 4:13 pm
American Shorthair (speedchuck) and Wire Fox Terrier (TonyStarkPrime) were killed.
Figure 1: The host's end of Night 2 post indicates the deaths of speedchuck, a cat, and TonyStarkPrime, a dog.
Consider Figure 1. The dog who was killed was TSP, a man who ended the game with three posts and no reads or stances among them. The cat team specifically elected to kill a player with this profile, who would otherwise be a mainstay by default in POE lists across the game. So let's examine why this may have happened:
My first Day 2 rainbow, Tony is green.
JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Wed Oct 16, 2019 5:02 pm
speedchuck wrote: ↑Wed Oct 16, 2019 4:57 pm
I'll look over the details later, just hitting the summary right now due to work and other mafia.
Looks reasonable, but TSP should be lower in the rainbow at the end.
I don't blame you for thinking so. I don't see any universe where TSP is a mafioso and only makes two posts Day 1.
JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Wed Oct 16, 2019 11:56 pm
TonyStarkPrime is a big civilian read of mine. After Persona 5, the difference cannot be greater. Almost literally. TonyStarkPrime, I very much look forward to your input when you have the time. No worries, I understand life and stuff.
JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 12:02 am
Epignosis wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 12:00 am
Glad to see you spiraling out of control.
None of that means anything to me. TSP is a civilian read.
JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 12:33 am
novaselinenever wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 12:32 am
JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 12:16 am
I suspect sprityo. What do you guys think of that?
I got nothing there, what you got? TSP is my non-poster suspicion.
I suspect sprityo infinitely more than TSP.
JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 2:01 am
MacDougall wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 1:57 amWhy are you ruling out TSP?
Night and day difference from Persona 5. This isn't the same guy. I don't think he killed TH because I don't think he is a cat.
JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:06 am
My reads are pretty in flux at this point. I feel quite good about Epignosis, Dom, Long Con, and TSP. I think Mac and nova generally look fine. I think Dragomir looks good, but he also feels like a potential blind spot. I think Fayt looks bad, but she also feels like a potential blind spot. Michelle, nutella, and speedchuck are swing reads. sprityo is nothing and thus bad.
If I were to draw up a POE of 4 (I think we're allowed more at this stage) right this moment, it'd be the last four names there.
JaggedJimmyJay wrote: ↑Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:43 am
I need to get some sleep. I have a feeling y'all might actually lynch me this time, so I suppose I'll assemble some legacy stuff as much as I can in the afternoon. I will not be available at the deadline or the 1-2 hours prior; I have an appointment. Just make sure you don't lynch from my good pile please: Epignosis, Long Con, TSP, Dom.
Here are some examples of me completely making up a b/s dog read on TSP and sticking to it through all of Day 2. It's nonsense. I had no reason to read him as a dog; he had nothing. Hence the Iron Man Experiment.
In recent memory, I have had one consistent method for dealing with the lowest-posting players in a game -- stick them in my POE and shrug. That means, to me, they are often lynches I will support (or at least that I am more willing than most others who fear low-hanging fruit or the like). It is a rational approach, but it can also be cold. sprityo was just a victim of this at least to some extent. While I had some suspicion of him based upon Rej's content, sprityo's own content left nothing at all to exonerate him with. So he was in the POE, and I lynch people in the POE. In sprityo's case, it was errant. So it goes.
With TSP, another guy who would generally be tossed into a POE bin, I tried something new. I pretended he was the doggiest dog in the world based upon essentially nothing, like a meta comparison to Persona 5. I was surprised when few people seemed to care.
speedchuck did. I left the cat team to interpret that nonsense, and interpret it they did. They shot him in the face. It was one of a few possibilities:
1) I get shot in the face. Fine, I was a suspect anyway in the wake of the Long Con wagon.
2) Tony gets shot in the face. Great, the cats do our work for us.
3) Neither of these happens and the game goes on. Okay.
The early experiment results are quite promising!
So then when faced with the question: "Is JJJ a cat?", another question exists by extension: "Did JJJ kill TSP?"
That is to ask: "Did JJJ do all this stuff for the sole purpose of WIFOM, so that he could come here today and talk about it?" If one is to say yes to this, then that means the following must hold:
~ Cat JJJ shot a guy with three posts who could have otherwise been mislynch bait.
~ Cat JJJ thinks that losing this mislynch bait is a worthy sacrifice for the sake of pursuing a WIFOM defense.
~ Cat JJJ expects civilians to care about a WIFOM defense.
It's exactly this kind of stuff that brings me to often talk about "coulds" versus "probables".
Could JJJ have done that as a cat? Yes, I
could have from the perspectives of any other dog. That question is not very meaningful though, because
anything could be anything. We can talk in circles about any theory in this way. The question that matters is this one:
Did JJJ do that as a cat, or is he just a dog?
One of these worlds makes much more sense, and I can only hope folks will see that. I'm a dog. This should be strong evidence that I'm a dog. The third tilde up there in the cat hypotheticals applies to my dog form as well: I realize some people will just never care about something like this no matter how much sense it makes. Oh well. I have to try to speak to anyone who will pay attention.
There you have it. Take it or leave it. Sorry, this post still ended up bigger than I hoped.
