[SIGNUPS]: Film Noir Mafia.

#1

How do two friends celebrate 10 years of friendship? By creating a Film Noir Game, of course! A joint venture brought to you by trench-coated Llama & Mongoose, the makers of many fine surveillance devices.

1. A Person
2. Roxy
3. Hedgeowl
4. Vompatti
5. Flyin' High
6. timmer
7. Metalmarsh89
8. S~V~S
9. Lizzy
10. Epignosis
11. Dom
12. Kate
13. Turnip Head
14. SpaceDaisy

15. agleaminranks
16. Enygma Eve
17. Kneel4justice
18. boo

Replacements
1. Bea
2. Mister Rearranger

#2

Good job, toots. Let's hope people get wise and sign up before it's too late.

#3

Hey, listen, Mac. If they aren't sharp enough to sign up, there's nothing we can do fer 'em. It'll be curtains, ya see.

#4

Dammit, I really want to play this one, but I am already playing a couple of games and hosting another one. If my schedule clears up, I'll definitely join.

#5

Mongoose wrote:Hey, listen, Mac. If they aren't sharp enough to sign up, there's nothing we can do fer 'em. It'll be curtains, ya see.

Myah!

#6

insertnamehere wrote:Dammit, I really want to play this one, but I am already playing a couple of games and hosting another one. If my schedule clears up, I'll definitely join.

Hope you can make it! It's gonna be a doozy.

#7

Alright, already, I am here ya see? You can stop the calls, emails, and flowers begging me to play.

#8

Why did it have to start now?

#9

#10

Well, you knew I would join

#11

#12

Sure, I'll play.

#13

Great to see so many familiar faces!

#14

Mongoose wrote:Great to see so many familiar faces!

How'd you recognize my face? I lost half of it in a tangle with two blokes from the Rue Morgue and the other half to the cleaning lady.

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#17

The juggernauts have signed up, wooot!

#18

Eh, why not? If you haven't played 3 games and hosted 1 all at the same time you haven't lived. Uhm... #YOLO?

#19

Yay, Lizzy! We couldn't be missing the L of Val Pack.

#20

We are now half full! Pester your friends into playing. We aren't in a rush to begin, with so many other games in full-force, so we will start as soon as we are full, whenever that is.

But still pester your friends

#21

Knock it off with this commie bunk, or it'll be ring-a-ding-ding for you bozos.

#22

Epignosis wrote:Knock it off with this commie bunk, or it'll be ring-a-ding-ding for you bozos.

Why I ought ta! Sha la boom, deg a doom. Welcome!

#23

ugh
I'll play, in way too many game. :3

#24

Dom wrote:ugh
I'll play, in way too many game. :3

Exactly, a teeny-tiny lil speed game never hurt anyone.

#25

Put me on the lost you silly rodent!!!

#26

Kate wrote:Put me on the lost you silly rodent!!!

You got it, ma'am!

#27

Mongoose wrote:
Kate wrote:Put me on the lost you silly rodent!!!

You got it, ma'am!

Oh...I just realized I didn't vote on the poll

#28

Haha no worries, Kate.

Also, everyone has to read the telegram. It took me like 3 hours okay. I started it when Logan left for a party and I finished it just as he was getting home!

#29

Would you like to join an exciting new game where each player will get his/her own vidcast? And each player can make money off the advertisement revenue? Where you can get paid to play mafia? If so...

go somewhere else.

But if you would like a fun, evocative and straightforward game from 2 of A.S.S.'s zanier members, you are in luck!

The next 5 players that sign up will receive a monster truck.*

*Offer void everywhere.

#30

As I've told you before, I adore you.

I've asked Eloh about this, but she can't handle more than one game, even though she's been in three simultaneously. Her schedule is a beast.

#31

Epignosis wrote:As I've told you before, I adore you.

I've asked Eloh about this, but she can't handle more than one game, even though she's been in three simultaneously. Her schedule is a beast.

Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed. I almost wrote "Bump" but then heartily decided against it.

Thanks for trying! She does seem awfully busy, so I totally understand.

#32

I'm in like 3 games right now - here and elsewhere. Imma sign up as replacement for now. If my schedule clears more, I may move.

#33

I'm here because I saw on the Internet that I get a free monster truck for signing up, and everything on the Internet is true.

#34

I am totally in!

#35

Sweet!

#36

Turnip Head wrote:I'm here because I saw on the Internet that I get a free monster truck for signing up, and everything on the Internet is true.

#37

Turnip Head wrote:I'm here because I saw on the Internet that I get a free monster truck for signing up, and everything on the Internet is true.

#38

That was supposed to say:

#39

I'll sit on the replacements list for now. It's gonna be a busy few weeks coming up.

#40

I have changed my avatar for this game. Is it fitting? I tried to make it look noir....

#41

Saucy.

#42

Sweet sassy molassey!

#43

Can Speed Mafia Games lower blood pressure?
Answers from Sheldon G. Sheps, M.D.

Speed mafia is a substance that's available online, and is plentiful at The Syndicate. Some people play speed games because it can widen your arteries, and because it takes less time. It's thought that perhaps this widening might help lower your blood pressure. However, there's no evidence this is true.

The Syndicate usually makes all the mafia games it needs, and leaving the site is rarely necessary.

Mafia supplements can interact with some medications, including nitroglycerin and high blood pressure medications such as angiotensin-converting enzyme (ACE) inhibitors. People who have had cold sores or are easily startled also shouldn't play Speed Mafia, because having too much agro in your system can trigger the virus that causes those conditions.

If you want to reduce your blood pressure, talk to your doctor about treatment options, including healthy lifestyle changes, including the addition of speed mafia games. If you have high blood pressure, talk to your doctor before starting any new mafia games.

Sheldon G. Sheps, M.D.

#44

Lets say you coerce the replacements into playing (this IS Film Noir~ a little coercion is par for the course, yes?)~ could 2 roles be cut, or could we just spam the crap out of everyone to play this game?

#45

S~V~S wrote:Lets say you coerce the replacements into playing (this IS Film Noir~ a little coercion is par for the course, yes?)~ could 2 roles be cut, or could we just spam the crap out of everyone to play this game?

I feel I've not been very good with recruitment because I am loathe to bother anyone. I'll talk to Logan about the others. Everyone can feel free to pester others about it though

#46

People love YOU. You should recruit. No one will be mad

#47

People do love you mongoose. I did right away and I hate most everybody.

#48

Mongoose, you really should ask people. I have been coaxed into many games with a pm from a host who says they really need me. With that said, I'm going on hiatus as soon as Champions ends (sorry

).

#49

Kate wrote:People do love you mongoose. I did right away and I hate most everybody.

OK, this made me spit my drink

#50

Okay, I'll hit some people up

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