The Polka Heist [GAME OVER]

[MacDougall]

I kind of feel like Wilgy would?

Let's flip Wilgy and see. If Wilgy is scum, I must be either scum or town.

[VOTE: Wilgy] aubergine

I've read nothing and I will not be lynching either of you on day 1.

[MacDougall]

I voted for LC because DDL's post is the first post I read and I think it's important that we work together even if DDL is scum because I don't know if he is or isn't so taking a punt on that is good.

[Dom]

dyslexicon left me on read.

what a thottie

[Dyslexicon]

*vomits*

*holds back hair*

So what about long cons post stood out to you, then?

I mean, I do it if I have a read on someone and question it. It just seemed like a random thing to bring up before the game had even developed. But then again, people say random shit all the time. LC's response was that that was what he was thinking about when thinking about Dom. Which is ...ok? I don't know. I really haven't seen much at all that I get a lot out of this game.

dyslexicon left me on read.

what a thottie

In Norwegian please?

[Dyslexicon]

I'm just going to vote Sloonmeister, cause he's voting me and that's rude. Also, I'm not getting town vibes from him. Also also, last time he voted me he was scum, and I think he likes to do that as scum. Logic flawless.

[VOTE: Sloonmeister] aubergine

[Dyslexicon]

Literally only read I have is that I have a feeling Timmer is town.

[Dragon D. Luffy]

I voted for LC because DDL's post is the first post I read and I think it's important that we work together even if DDL is scum because I don't know if he is or isn't so taking a punt on that is good.

That's the most underwhelming reasoning anyone has ever given to sheeping on my vote.

In a poll that includes votes without reasoning.

[Long Con]

I also have a hunch on LC

[VOTE: Long Con] aubergine

Feels like hes more self-contained than usual or something.

I'll vote you back for forgetting that apostrophe. [VOTE: DDL] aubergine

[TonyStarkPrime]

I voted for LC because DDL's post is the first post I read and I think it's important that we work together even if DDL is scum because I don't know if he is or isn't so taking a punt on that is good.

Good odds that this is intentional but this is also a bad post

[TonyStarkPrime]

Quote- Wilgy: I like this hot take. Can you think of any reasons for my line of questioning?



I will now take a moment to expound upon the “ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer” mafia philosophy. In short, Mafia doesn’t like giving stupid answers. Town doesn’t either, but they’re more likely to call out the question than do anything silly. So when Wilgy asks a question like “why did you do this specific thing” he might have a tell in mind, or he might have a vaguely acceptable range of answers and a specific one that scum would give, but more broadly the idea is that Mafia doesn’t give stupid answers. Why have I expounded on this? Two reasons. Which I will lay out in just a second because I am posting from my phone.

[TonyStarkPrime]

I voted for LC because DDL's post is the first post I read and I think it's important that we work together even if DDL is scum because I don't know if he is or isn't so taking a punt on that is good.

I also have a hunch on LC

[VOTE: Long Con] aubergine

Feels like hes more self-contained than usual or something.

I'll vote you back for forgetting that apostrophe. [VOTE: DDL] aubergine

Looking at these last two votes, LC’s is stupid and Mac’s is weird stupid. Weird stupid isn’t the most scum, but it gives off the tinglies.

Is this all a weird stupid reason to be voting Mac, thus rendering me scum by my own logic?
Simple. I am not bound by logic.

[Dyslexicon]

Looking at these last two votes, LC’s is stupid and Mac’s is weird stupid. Weird stupid isn’t the most scum, but it gives off the tinglies.

Is this all a weird stupid reason to be voting Mac, thus rendering me scum by my own logic?
Simple. I am not bound by logic.

And neither is Mac imo. I'm pretty sure Mac is well aware that his reason for voting is silly. Do you think the vote is AI? (alignment indicative, not Al, lol) Cause I don't get much from it personally.

[TonyStarkPrime]

@dizzy
It gave me tinglies

[Dyslexicon]

@dizzy
It gave me tinglies

I can only think sexy thoughts when I hear this.

And ok. Sloonmeister tingles me. I have no real reason for why.

[Dyslexicon]

Sig is viewing the thread!

Hi, Sig. Why are you always scum? We're dying to know.

[Dom]

...discourse!

like bruh.... what?

What are you saying? LC's comment about not being able to read you right stood out to me. Maybe because I thought he didn't have a read on you yet anyway. Did anything I or Wilgy said stand out to you?

Why did you care? What about it stood out to you? Why?

[Dyslexicon]

Why did you care? What about it stood out to you? Why?

It just did when I read back. And I wanted to make conversation. Does it make me ....suspiiiiicious?

[Dom]

[VOTE: dys] aubergine

[timmer]

Looking at these last two votes, LC’s is stupid and Mac’s is weird stupid. Weird stupid isn’t the most scum, but it gives off the tinglies.

Is this all a weird stupid reason to be voting Mac, thus rendering me scum by my own logic?
Simple. I am not bound by logic.

And neither is Mac imo. I'm pretty sure Mac is well aware that his reason for voting is silly. Do you think the vote is AI? (alignment indicative, not Al, lol) Cause I don't get much from it personally.

Hmm, interesting tone shift... you voted me earlier, then specifically and I presumed half jokingly called out to Tony to provide you with a new vote target, but when Tony moved to Mac you've suddenly replied with a pretty firm def of Mac.

What is it? That is... tingly?

[Dyslexicon]

Hmm, interesting tone shift... you voted me earlier, then specifically and I presumed half jokingly called out to Tony to provide you with a new vote target, but when Tony moved to Mac you've suddenly replied with a pretty firm def of Mac.

What is it? That is... tingly?

A firm defense, do you mean? I literally have no reads on pretty much anyone in the game, Mac included. Afaic he's one of the many players who's basically not playing. I could go for a lynch on anyone but maybe you and Tony, and it would all be a crap shoot. If anyone is trying at least a little it would make me less inclined to vote them. I forgot about following Tony. I didn't realize I had until he pointed it out.

[sig]

Y'all should be ashamed tacky is much better than white and nerdy

Are you really always scum?

I'm literally never scum here, catch me on MU and I probably am. (Don't carry that meta over there with you I don't need any pro sig readers) but here? I've been mafia four maybe five times. (And I've won in all but one. )

[Dyslexicon]

[VOTE: dys] aubergine

Please call me Dizzy?

[sig]

Also i've read nothing yet sooooo I'll be back later today and be reading through everything.

[Dyslexicon]

I'm literally never scum here, catch me on MU and I probably am. (Don't carry that meta over there with you I don't need any pro sig readers) but here? I've been mafia four maybe five times. (And I've won in all but one. )

You were scum last time I played here, and lynched D1. =p No wait, you died N1, that's different. This game is packed with controversy and action. Would love to get your thoughts on it.

linki ...eventually...

[Sloonei]

I'm just going to vote Sloonmeister, cause he's voting me and that's rude. Also, I'm not getting town vibes from him. Also also, last time he voted me he was scum, and I think he likes to do that as scum. Logic flawless.

[VOTE: Sloonmeister] aubergine

Let’s talk about vibes, baby

[Dyslexicon]

Let’s talk about vibes, baby

Vibes is nice, cause it makes you feel like you have something to hold on to. Also, it's nice when I dream about someone flipping as something in a mafia game, cause I've literally never been wrong when that happens. =p

[sig]

I'm literally never scum here, catch me on MU and I probably am. (Don't carry that meta over there with you I don't need any pro sig readers) but here? I've been mafia four maybe five times. (And I've won in all but one. )

You were scum last time I played here, and lynched D1. =p No wait, you died N1, that's different. This game is packed with controversy and action. Would love to get your thoughts on it.

linki ...eventually...

I'mma lynch you just for that.

[Dyslexicon]

I'mma lynch you just for that.

Not if I NK you first!

[sig]

Alright let’s get this started. Who’s scum and why is it sig?

Yes



Doubt LC/Sloonie are both mafia based off early day 1 chatter.

linki:

[sig]

Unless any of the leading people, or Epi, have done an oopsie daisy and scum slipped I'm probably gonna be against lynching them today.

[Sloonei]

Let’s talk about vibes, baby

Vibes is nice, cause it makes you feel like you have something to hold on to. Also, it's nice when I dream about someone flipping as something in a mafia game, cause I've literally never been wrong when that happens. =p

No no no, I meant the vibes about little old me.

[Sloonei]

Alright let’s get this started. Who’s scum and why is it sig?

Yes



Doubt LC/Sloonie are both mafia based off early day 1 chatter.

linki:

sig is still in baltimore

[Dyslexicon]

I'm going to go out on a limb and call Sig town. Also I need more reads.
Town: Timmer, Sig, Tony

[sig]

Oh hi

[Dyslexicon]

No no no, I meant the vibes about little old me.

Nothing strong tbh. I'm more interested to hear what you think about any part of this game? I know you can post and write stuff. Please do?

[Sloonei]

I'm going to go out on a limb and call Sig town. Also I need more reads.
Town: Timmer, Sig, Tony

I’ll guess that timmer is your partner

[Dyslexicon]

I’ll guess that timmer is your partner

That's a really weak guess, and I'm town. Obv.

[Sloonei]

No no no, I meant the vibes about little old me.

Nothing strong tbh. I'm more interested to hear what you think about any part of this game? I know you can post and write stuff. Please do?

[sig]

Sig is viewing the thread!

Hi, Sig. Why are you always scum? We're dying to know.

Hey Diz

Are Heists usually simpler games? Is it likely one mafia team or can you not resist throwing in all kinds of 3p and nonsense here?

Usually but this is a G-man game so I'd expect some crazyness.

[sig]

Okay so
1. I've watched Rick and Morty Pluto was a planet but evil Pluto people mined its core until it wasn't a planet anymore
2. The new decade started yesterday
3. Nothing of value has really been discussed yet, like at all.

[Sloonei]

Okay so
1. I've watched Rick and Morty Pluto was a planet but evil Pluto people mined its core until it wasn't a planet anymore
2. The new decade started yesterday
3. Nothing of value has really been discussed yet, like at all.

What’s your favorite Weird Al song?

[Dyslexicon]

Sloonmeister is actually the second highest poster. I was not prepared for that.

Where I started mafia, this game would be 20 pages already, big, chunky posts, with lots of gifs. Not to be all naggy, but also, to be all naggy, are we playing a game or not?

[Dyslexicon]

Plus didn't really feel much of anything when reading back on Sloon's ISO, and not the same vibes as last time when he actually was scum (mind you, that was a game where more happened).

[VOTE: Dom] aubergine

Literally just for voting me without much else.

[Dyslexicon]

To qualify my Sig read. Last game I played, he was scum, and he started early with accusing people left and right, and was more serious in general I feel. He seems different from that now. Yeah, that's it, I guess.

[sig]

To qualify my Sig read. Last game I played, he was scum, and he started early with accusing people left and right, and was more serious in general I feel. He seems different from that now. Yeah, that's it, I guess.

Damn time to change my scum meta.......or maybe I already did bumbumbum.

[Dyslexicon]

To qualify my Sig read. Last game I played, he was scum, and he started early with accusing people left and right, and was more serious in general I feel. He seems different from that now. Yeah, that's it, I guess.

Damn time to change my scum meta.......or maybe I already did bumbumbum.

>_>

I'm right though, right?

[sig]

I think we should readjust and go after the people who are present, but weren't part of the Off topic chat earlier. But, there's probably at least one mafia member among the people arguing about the nonsense.\


We also have like four subs for this game so no reason to lynch inactive players.

linki: Yea kinda, I go through waves of how serious I am, but generally I'm the least serious as a civ and more chaotic as 3P.

[Dyslexicon]

I think we should readjust and go after the people who are present, but weren't part of the Off topic chat earlier. But, there's probably at least one mafia member among the people arguing about the nonsense.\

Can you be more concrete about who and what and why?

[Epignosis]

I think we should readjust and go after the people who are present, but weren't part of the Off topic chat earlier. But, there's probably at least one mafia member among the people arguing about the nonsense.\


We also have like four subs for this game so no reason to lynch inactive players.

linki: Yea kinda, I go through waves of how serious I am, but generally I'm the least serious as a civ and more chaotic as 3P.

This is a strange thing to say.

Are your teammates among the inactive?

[timmer]

Agreed... bringing up voting inactives early is a classic ping but bringing up NOT voting inactives when literally no one was suggesting it is kind of odd... and this after Sig has had vey little time to chew on the game.