Champions 2019 - Crisis on The Syndicate [GAME OVER]

[nutella]

"im jack and ive never been wrong about nutella before so i have to put a maybe she's town in there to cover my ass"

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Sloonei and dizzy both have high mafia equity, but low teammate equity, thus killing one will tell us more about the other as they’re in a non-mechanical 1v1 dipole.

That’s my quota of Serious Mafia Terms for the day, you’re welcome.

This is horseshit.

We're not looking for teammates.

Congratulations you’ve identified the joke

That's not a joke.

[VOTE: NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME] aubergine

It’s called satire/parody

I’ve told everyone that tried to take it seriously not to

It was a joke. Idk how more obvious it could be that it isn’t serious unless I put neon letters on it that said “THIS IS A FUNNY, NOT A REAL READ, IM MOCKING YOU”

I guess you guys don’t have those around here

[nutella]

Specifically, Nutella is showing waffles, wim and opportunism.

[VOTE: Nutella] aubergine

are you like, reading from a clipboard? seriously what is this?

what have you done with jack??

would you actually be this obvious tho??

[VOTE: jack] aubergine

[nutella]

Sloonei and dizzy both have high mafia equity, but low teammate equity, thus killing one will tell us more about the other as they’re in a non-mechanical 1v1 dipole.

That’s my quota of Serious Mafia Terms for the day, you’re welcome.

This is horseshit.

We're not looking for teammates.

Congratulations you’ve identified the joke

That's not a joke.

[VOTE: NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME] aubergine

It’s called satire/parody

I’ve told everyone that tried to take it seriously not to

It was a joke. Idk how more obvious it could be that it isn’t serious unless I put neon letters on it that said “THIS IS A FUNNY, NOT A REAL READ, IM MOCKING YOU”

I guess you guys don’t have those around here

We have sarcastic orange!

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

[VOTE: nanook] aubergine

i like the guy so if he's town i may hate myself for making him hate me but w/e

Why everyone betray me

[MacDougall]

Specifically, Nutella is showing waffles, wim and opportunism.

[VOTE: Nutella] aubergine

Jackofhearts2005 just invaded Poland

[Jackofhearts2005]

Specifically, Nutella is showing waffles, wim and opportunism.

[VOTE: Nutella] aubergine

are you like, reading from a clipboard? seriously what is this?

what have you done with jack??

would you actually be this obvious tho??

[VOTE: jack] aubergine

Lol. Thanks for sticking to the script and confirming my read.

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Sloonei and dizzy both have high mafia equity, but low teammate equity, thus killing one will tell us more about the other as they’re in a non-mechanical 1v1 dipole.

That’s my quota of Serious Mafia Terms for the day, you’re welcome.

This is horseshit.

We're not looking for teammates.

Congratulations you’ve identified the joke

That's not a joke.

[VOTE: NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME] aubergine

It’s called satire/parody

I’ve told everyone that tried to take it seriously not to

It was a joke. Idk how more obvious it could be that it isn’t serious unless I put neon letters on it that said “THIS IS A FUNNY, NOT A REAL READ, IM MOCKING YOU”

I guess you guys don’t have those around here

We have sarcastic orange!

That’s such a pain tho

[nutella]

Specifically, Nutella is showing waffles, wim and opportunism.

[VOTE: Nutella] aubergine

are you like, reading from a clipboard? seriously what is this?

what have you done with jack??

would you actually be this obvious tho??

[VOTE: jack] aubergine

Lol. Thanks for sticking to the script and confirming my read.

which one?

[nutella]

I feel like Dom here

someone ping him that the game has started so I don't have to be him

[Jackofhearts2005]

Someone tell me they think Nutella really suspects me or Sig. Or even Nanook. She’s happy to lynch Nanook. Is she trying to read him? I don’t think so.

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

I hate multiball btw it’s such a pain trying to figure out if someone is town or scum that’s scum hunting.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Really though Mac, I draw zero inspiration from calling you an orange boy given that you've done nothing. Show me that I don't have to default.

In due time you sexy voiced man. If you can help me by giving me an outline of your current thoughts that might give me something to chew on. I am a very busy boy sadly so I'm probably gonna be less dog with a bone than most are acquainted with.

For Mac, horrible sound quality.

The meatiest stuff to dig into when time permits is probably sig vs. Nanook re: the Radish "slip". starts around here or so. Left to their own mortal kombat, they've both emerged looking less than bueno to me.

[MacDougall]

I'm interested to hear more hot takes from the masses. Gimme gimme gimme.

[nutella]

Someone tell me they think Nutella really suspects me or Sig. Or even Nanook. She’s happy to lynch Nanook. Is she trying to read him? I don’t think so.

I don't know whether I suspect sig tbh. The other two yes.

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Someone tell me they think Nutella really suspects me or Sig. Or even Nanook. She’s happy to lynch Nanook. Is she trying to read him? I don’t think so.

From the one game I played with her T/T I don’t remember her ever really outwardly looking likes she’s reading people.

But I don’t believe that’s important tbh and she was also pretty accurate, so.

Idk maybe she’s scum but I had town vibes I’m gonna pretend I still have for the sake of playing devil’s advocate/my own sanity

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Like Nutella is playing what I would expect from her if she tried really hard to mimic her town game.

Or she’s just town.

Like she’s hitting her scumtell a and her towntells.

How do you distinguish between a nutella who wants to look like her town self and a nutella who is her town self?

[Sloonei]

Sloonei and dizzy both have high mafia equity, but low teammate equity, thus killing one will tell us more about the other as they’re in a non-mechanical 1v1 dipole.

That’s my quota of Serious Mafia Terms for the day, you’re welcome.

This is horseshit.

We're not looking for teammates.

Congratulations you’ve identified the joke

That's not a joke.

[VOTE: NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME] aubergine

It’s called satire/parody

I’ve told everyone that tried to take it seriously not to

It was a joke. Idk how more obvious it could be that it isn’t serious unless I put neon letters on it that said “THIS IS A FUNNY, NOT A REAL READ, IM MOCKING YOU”

I guess you guys don’t have those around here

I don’t suspect you, but also idgi

[nutella]

I hate multiball btw it’s such a pain trying to figure out if someone is town or scum that’s scum hunting.

It used to be the norm for me where I've played but in the last couple years I've gotten way more used to normal/only one mafia team and now it is really annoying yeah

[Jackofhearts2005]

Like Nutella is playing what I would expect from her if she tried really hard to mimic her town game.

Or she’s just town.

Like she’s hitting her scumtell a and her towntells.

How do you distinguish between a nutella who wants to look like her town self and a nutella who is her town self?

One waffles and doesn’t show opportunism.

The other shows opportunism and says she’s waffling.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Specifically, Nutella is showing waffles, wim and opportunism.

[VOTE: Nutella] aubergine

It'd be super awesome if you could grab a coupla posts that point you to this perspective and shed further light, brother.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Also, if my read changes, I’ll pretend I was just trying to provoke a reaction all along.

But I really do think she’s a baddie.

[nutella]

Like Nutella is playing what I would expect from her if she tried really hard to mimic her town game.

Or she’s just town.

Like she’s hitting her scumtell a and her towntells.

How do you distinguish between a nutella who wants to look like her town self and a nutella who is her town self?

One waffles and doesn’t show opportunism.

The other shows opportunism and says she’s waffling.

And how do you determine what is "opportunism"

[JaggedJimmyJay]

One waffles and doesn’t show opportunism.

The other shows opportunism and says she’s waffling.

I genuinely don't know which is which in your theory. Them coupla posts should help.

[MacDougall]

Also, if my read changes, I’ll pretend I was just trying to provoke a reaction all along.

But I really do think she’s a baddie.

I do think this man is lying

[Epignosis]

Sloonei and dizzy both have high mafia equity, but low teammate equity, thus killing one will tell us more about the other as they’re in a non-mechanical 1v1 dipole.

That’s my quota of Serious Mafia Terms for the day, you’re welcome.

This is horseshit.

We're not looking for teammates.

Congratulations you’ve identified the joke

That's not a joke.

[VOTE: NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME] aubergine

It’s called satire/parody

I’ve told everyone that tried to take it seriously not to

It was a joke. Idk how more obvious it could be that it isn’t serious unless I put neon letters on it that said “THIS IS A FUNNY, NOT A REAL READ, IM MOCKING YOU”

I guess you guys don’t have those around here

Can anyone besides me talk about this?

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Sloonei and dizzy both have high mafia equity, but low teammate equity, thus killing one will tell us more about the other as they’re in a non-mechanical 1v1 dipole.

That’s my quota of Serious Mafia Terms for the day, you’re welcome.

This is horseshit.

We're not looking for teammates.

Congratulations you’ve identified the joke

That's not a joke.

[VOTE: NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME] aubergine

It’s called satire/parody

I’ve told everyone that tried to take it seriously not to

It was a joke. Idk how more obvious it could be that it isn’t serious unless I put neon letters on it that said “THIS IS A FUNNY, NOT A REAL READ, IM MOCKING YOU”

I guess you guys don’t have those around here

I don’t suspect you, but also idgi

I think Fancy Mafia Terms are pretty silly for the most part, and I tend to poke fun at people that use them. I also thought the read being put out that sloonei and dizzy were unaligned/not partners was silly. So I made fun of it using Big Fancy Mafia Terms.

In other words, it’s a fucking joke, obviously not a real read, because for it to be a real read I’d have to be stupid and/or completely unaware of the setup.

[Sloonei]

I’m not feeling a nutella vote.

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

I hate multiball btw it’s such a pain trying to figure out if someone is town or scum that’s scum hunting.

It used to be the norm for me where I've played but in the last couple years I've gotten way more used to normal/only one mafia team and now it is really annoying yeah

It’s functionally pointless until you have two flips

[MacDougall]

Nutella is town

[Sloonei]

Sloonei and dizzy both have high mafia equity, but low teammate equity, thus killing one will tell us more about the other as they’re in a non-mechanical 1v1 dipole.

That’s my quota of Serious Mafia Terms for the day, you’re welcome.

This is horseshit.

We're not looking for teammates.

Congratulations you’ve identified the joke

That's not a joke.

[VOTE: NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME] aubergine

It’s called satire/parody

I’ve told everyone that tried to take it seriously not to

It was a joke. Idk how more obvious it could be that it isn’t serious unless I put neon letters on it that said “THIS IS A FUNNY, NOT A REAL READ, IM MOCKING YOU”

I guess you guys don’t have those around here

I don’t suspect you, but also idgi

I think Fancy Mafia Terms are pretty silly for the most part, and I tend to poke fun at people that use them. I also thought the read being put out that sloonei and dizzy were unaligned/not partners was silly. So I made fun of it using Big Fancy Mafia Terms.

In other words, it’s a fucking joke, obviously not a real read, because for it to be a real read I’d have to be stupid and/or completely unaware of the setup.

I don’t remember anyone expressing that read before you.

But I get it now, thank you

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Can anyone besides me talk about this?

I'd overlooked the "joke" dialogue. Doesn't look like a joke. Valid gripe.

[MacDougall]

In fact Nutella should be our leader.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Well that's a nice mark, Sloonei.

Yeah I have to say I mindmeld there too. Sig claiming "people" are forming a town core is hella sketch. Like he knows who's town (k technically it's multiball but still) and is scurred of any perceived town coalescing.

As like a third or fourth person saying they suspect Nanook:

[VOTE: nanook] aubergine

i like the guy so if he's town i may hate myself for making him hate me but w/e

Like Nutella is playing what I would expect from her if she tried really hard to mimic her town game.

Or she’s just town.

Like she’s hitting her scumtell a and her towntells.

lol what is this garbage. u bad bro?

^Suspicions I don’t buy from Nutella.

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

People besides you have talked about it Epi, you’re late to the party

I’m telling you the same thing I told them, it’s not a real read, it’s a joke, I’m poking fun, don’t take it seriously.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I think Fancy Mafia Terms are pretty silly for the most part, and I tend to poke fun at people that use them. I also thought the read being put out that sloonei and dizzy were unaligned/not partners was silly. So I made fun of it using Big Fancy Mafia Terms.

In other words, it’s a fucking joke, obviously not a real read, because for it to be a real read I’d have to be stupid and/or completely unaware of the setup.

You went to the trouble of calling it your One Serious Contribution of the day. Not even that was serious?

[Jackofhearts2005]

Also, if my read changes, I’ll pretend I was just trying to provoke a reaction all along.

But I really do think she’s a baddie.

I do think this man is lying

So try and lynch me.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Oh, "terms". I see with your follow-up posts Nanook.

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Do you guys really take yourselves so seriously that you can’t recognize the difference between a real read and a fairly unsubtle satirical read

Like it obviously wasn’t real, I said so immediately

What even is the benefit of doing that as scum, why not just ride it out

You can say it wasn’t funny, sure, but it was very clearly not serious

[JaggedJimmyJay]

So try and lynch me.

Tell me about Michelle.

[Epignosis]

Remember when we were young
We shined like the sun

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Most/many places, using Capitalization Like This is a clear indicator of sarcasm or at least less than seriousness

[Jackofhearts2005]

Do you guys really take yourselves so seriously that you can’t recognize the difference between a real read and a fairly unsubtle satirical read

[Epignosis]

Oh, "terms". I see with your follow-up posts Nanook.

I don't. Can you link?

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Do you guys really take yourselves so seriously that you can’t recognize the difference between a real read and a fairly unsubtle satirical read

Like it obviously wasn’t real, I said so immediately

What even is the benefit of doing that as scum, why not just ride it out

You can say it wasn’t funny, sure, but it was very clearly not serious

I don't care about this tee bee aych. Them juicy reads of your own would help satiate this thirsty cowboy. How do we not have a cowboy emoji?

[MacDougall]

Also, if my read changes, I’ll pretend I was just trying to provoke a reaction all along.

But I really do think she’s a baddie.

I do think this man is lying

So try and lynch me.

Is that command F6?

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Do you guys really take yourselves so seriously that you can’t recognize the difference between a real read and a fairly unsubtle satirical read

[Epignosis]

Do you guys really take yourselves so seriously that you can’t recognize the difference between a real read and a fairly unsubtle satirical read

Like it obviously wasn’t real, I said so immediately

What even is the benefit of doing that as scum, why not just ride it out

You can say it wasn’t funny, sure, but it was very clearly not serious

I will murder you for breathing the wrong way.

CHAMPIONS

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Argh why do you hate me php

[MacDougall]

Jack is exhibiting his "I am scum" tell. I bet he keeps doing it too.