Champions 2019 - Crisis on The Syndicate [GAME OVER]

[Jackofhearts2005]

I’m just gonna pretend I don’t vote Colin.

[Jackofhearts2005]

I’m gonna pretend that was autocorrect’s fault and not a typo.

[Jackofhearts2005]

I’m gonna pretend that a wolf gets arrowed tonight and everyone starts listening to me.

[Jackofhearts2005]

I’m gonna pretend wrestling is real and watch Asian Freddy Mercury fight an undead guy while I do laundry.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Master team is having an absolute ball right now

[Jackofhearts2005]

Master team is having an absolute ball right now

I'm happy for you. I really am.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Has the Undertaker really never fought Shinsuke Nakamura? Worst tragedy since today's lynch.

[TonyStarkPrime]

So the master team has an open doctor, if I’m reading this right.

[Jackofhearts2005]

So the master team has an open doctor, if I’m reading this right.

[TonyStarkPrime]

So the master team has an open doctor, if I’m reading this right.

well WIFOM doctor —
order anti-monitor to kill a teammate, AM doesn’t take order cause he’d lose his ability tomorrow or he does for a guaranteed hit

[TonyStarkPrime]

not sure if that works haven’t read that power in a few weeks

[Jackofhearts2005]

Only works on civvies.

[TonyStarkPrime]

Aww cool idea though

[Jackofhearts2005]

True true. I was kinda jealous I hadn’t thought of it.

That used to be my schtick but tbh, I’d rather be unlynchable.

[Michelle]

Jay, Sloonei, and probably Ted are still mafia. My reads are the same. Screw this game. Screw the unwillingness of anyone on this stupid forum to lynch Jay when he's pumping out worthless content because 'other players are posting less'.

And screw self-voting as well.

I honestly think it’s Juliets.

If she met with Dom, she should have enough mechanical knowledge to vote Jay.

I at mentioned her at least three times asking her to vote Jay. She said she trusted everyone on the Jay wagon and in the end? She blamed her vote on Tony.

Like Jay and Sloonei, she refused to even consider voting Mac.

Mac’s team has a safeclaim via the janitor. Telling Dom “her role” doesn’t clear her of being on the team she absolutely refuses to vote for.

Jay defended the fuck out of her as well.

The only thing stopping me from locking her as scum is that I haven’t paid enough attention to Michelle or Ted to stop suspecting them.

Pay attention tonight until Sod please. I am salty like a mountain f salt.
Ask me anything.

[Michelle]

I am too tired but I need to do this:

Michelle I am the only confirmed villa for myself

Sloonei and JJJ both as hard workers can be both villas with Jack who is peeked green except he is the mafia role who gives that peek.

Juliets was Ate-ing and not much more unfortunately.

Ted if I am alive next day maybe we can work more.

Epi doesn't feel like the lazy Epi who gave me towny vibes in the last game. He is not very active, he is not quite lazy, he wants to survive, to blend. I would lynch him.

Speed plays convinced. I like his posts. Can he post like this as scum?

GMan self voted

Tranq.. Where on Mafia Earth can someone who has this Iso be TR and the lynch can be on a player like JJJ??

Tony. idk.

I don't remember AtEing.

I do remember. I can search and highlight it.

[Michelle]

How many low hanging fruit lynches does Jay have to lead and how many wolves do I have to lynch before whoever among @Michelle @juliets @Sloonei @tedxtr is town starts listening to me?

I will listen now I think.

[Michelle]

This is so stupid.

I’m never going to convince Jay to admit he’s a wolf and he’s never going to convince me he’s town.

Which is again why the townies in @tedxtr and @Michelle and @juliets need to come around to my way of thinking on Jay.

Explain your thoughts better, what makes JJJ wolf?

[Jackofhearts2005]

@Epignosis @Jackofhearts2005 @TonyStarkPrime @Tranq @speedchuck

Could you tell me maybe the top 3 reasons Jay looks bad to you? My town reads are voting for him so I'm paying attention.

1) POE
2) Leading us in the wrong direction including opportunistic push on TH when the dream ended
3) Voting like Mac’s teammate
4) Sudden realization of hints about how Dom used his abilities taking someone out of the poe and leaving it with a logical wolfteam including Jay

This is only even a contest because Jay has teammates.

If GMan has teammates, they’re bussing. Yet there are five votes for town Jay?

No way that’s happening. Just look at the vote count and tell me Jay can even be town here.

All it takes is one or two vocal civilians promoting a case and the wolves can start circling.

Who are the wolves on Jay’s wagon?

From most to least suspicious:
Speedchuck
Epi
Tranq
Tony
You

That’s one wolf tops.

Who and why?

Tranq is the most obvious not tmiing and not having teammates player I’ve ever seen.

Tony was instrumental in Mac’s lynch and does not appear to be teamed with Sig/Radishes/Sabie and Tony is a good wolf boy who defends his teammates.

Epi probably had btsc with Dom and Dom townread him and Juliets, who also had btsc with Dom from what I can tell, turned her read on Epi in a way that makes me think they both met with Dom. Dom has a good record of finding town Epi. He was certain Epi was town in inception. Plus, for Epi to be a wolf, he’d have had to get btsc with Dom, fake claim and then leave Dom alive for several kills. Plus, he seemed really unaligned with Sig and Mac. Jay disagrees with that take and Jay is a wolf.

My role card says I’m town.

Speed, I gut read town. It’s not a strong gutread. He could be bussing Jay. Idk.

Like I said, one wolf tops.

In what world does a civilian vote for himself when the game hangs in the balance as it does right now?

You don’t believe this.

In what world does a wolf do this?

Self voting is NAI because it’s against any wincon 99% of the time and we’re not in that 1% corner case.

G-Man's final Day 2 vote was for Sloonei, not Mac.

Which is, frankly, gross.

[VOTE: G-Man] aubergine

Jay: We can’t afford a mislynch.
Also Jay: Here is the weakest excuse ever to vote my counterwagon.

It doesn’t matter what GMan’s alignment is.

This is NOT town Jay

[Michelle]

Epi doesn't feel like the lazy Epi who gave me towny vibes in the last game. He is not very active, he is not quite lazy, he wants to survive, to blend. I would lynch him.

"Lazy."

inactive sir, please excuse me.

[Jackofhearts2005]

A part of me thinks Sloonei is town because it's so blatant if he's not and he fought me on TH the same way and it was frustrating the same way.

It's Jay. I know it's Jay. I don't know who else it is.

[Michelle]

Ok. So Jay is wolf based on behaviour and you suspect Sloonei as his team mate.
These were exactly my town reads and now I have to change them to trust you.

Talk to me about everyone please. I have to read few pages and I should return to reread, I dropped that because I worked yesterday and I am sorry.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Ok. So Jay is wolf based on behaviour and you suspect Sloonei as his team mate.
These were exactly my town reads and now I have to change them to trust you.

Talk to me about everyone please. I have to read few pages and I should return to reread, I dropped that because I worked yesterday and I am sorry.

Forget Sloonei.

Why do you trust Jay?

[Jackofhearts2005]

A part of me thinks Sloonei is town because it's so blatant if he's not and he fought me on TH the same way and it was frustrating the same way.

It's Jay. I know it's Jay. I don't know who else it is.

Juliets and Sloonei wouldn't follow me on Mac or Jay.

Ted and Michelle followed on Mac but not Jay.

Would I be entirely stupid for thinking it's Jay and Juliets only of that group?

I'd have to be. I've had GMan down as probably mafia. Someone I've been thinking is town is scum.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Eureka!

I've been thinking Juliets is town.

Spoiler: show

This is counteracted if I assume Sloonei is town. Fuck I don't know what to do with this guy.

[tedxtr]

Honestly why the fuck are we even playing anymore?

The only role that can still hunt anti-monitor decides to fuck everything because he hasn’t played and is pissed because I give him crap for it.

And then he’s the one talking about egos, well thanks for teaching me “a lesson” I guess even if it’s at the expense of the entirety of the town, it’s not even just me.

I’m fuming.

[tedxtr]

How many low hanging fruit lynches does Jay have to lead and how many wolves do I have to lynch before whoever among @Michelle @juliets @Sloonei @tedxtr is town starts listening to me?

I mean I was the one that lead it but you are being heard.

[tedxtr]

Jay never ever ever survives the day without teammates. There’s no way that wasn’t super obvious.

Upon G-Man’s flip, this is highly probable, but does that mean he was bussed from the get-go???

That makes me want to think the initial votes on me were his scum buds

Was it Juliets and Sloonei?

[Tranq]

I'll repeat myself:

Mafia:
JaggedJimmyJay
Sloonei
speedchuck
tedxtr

These are my best guesses. Would be ok with lynching any of them.

Is there anyone except JJJ and Sloonei that does not plan on voting JJJ tomorrow?

[juliets]

How many low hanging fruit lynches does Jay have to lead and how many wolves do I have to lynch before whoever among @Michelle @juliets @Sloonei @tedxtr is town starts listening to me?

Ok Jack, you win.

I swear if the scumteam is exactly Jay, Sloonei, Juliets I will be so mad at myself.

It's not.

I’m honestly pretty pissed GMan self voted. Like not self voting is below the bare minimum of what you can do as a townie to help your team win.

In my book it was unsportsmanlike and I'm still pissed off this morning.

Jay, Sloonei, and probably Ted are still mafia. My reads are the same. Screw this game. Screw the unwillingness of anyone on this stupid forum to lynch Jay when he's pumping out worthless content because 'other players are posting less'.

And screw self-voting as well.

I honestly think it’s Juliets.

If she met with Dom, she should have enough mechanical knowledge to vote Jay.

I at mentioned her at least three times asking her to vote Jay. She said she trusted everyone on the Jay wagon and in the end? She blamed her vote on Tony.

Like Jay and Sloonei, she refused to even consider voting Mac.

Mac’s team has a safeclaim via the janitor. Telling Dom “her role” doesn’t clear her of being on the team she absolutely refuses to vote for.

Jay defended the fuck out of her as well.

The only thing stopping me from locking her as scum is that I haven’t paid enough attention to Michelle or Ted to stop suspecting them.

I voted sig because I was positive he was scum. I was not as positive about Mac. I wasn't refusing to vote him I just knew sig was bad.

I did not blame my vote on Tony. There was a plan being worked in the thread - you weren't even here to be a part of it. To make sure I was compliant with the plan I asked "should I stay?" where I was. Tony said stay. Then you come in, you don't know what's going on and at 10:59:34 you finally posted for me to change to Jay. The Lynch ended at 11:00:03.That's about 30 seconds. I did not even see your post until it was too late.

I did not have to tell Dom who I was, he knew who I was.

I am not refusing to vote for the Masters team but think what you will.

I'll repeat myself:

Mafia:
JaggedJimmyJay
Sloonei
speedchuck
tedxtr

These are my best guesses. Would be ok with lynching any of them.

Is there anyone except JJJ and Sloonei that does not plan on voting JJJ tomorrow?

I plan on voting for him.

[Jackofhearts2005]

It’s morning and I’m still mad GMannself voted.

The Realms banned self voting from the getgo for exactly this reason.

[juliets]

It’s morning and I’m still mad GMannself voted.

The Realms banned self voting from the getgo for exactly this reason.

We should ban it too. I mean this is the GOC for God's sake.

[Jackofhearts2005]

My avatar is still top notch though so I’ve got that going for me, which is nice. Sometimes I just look at it for a while. The Fifth Holy Grail Grand Prix is so damn funny. Idk what they were thinking having death matches. Should have been car races all along.

[speedchuck]

Honestly why the fuck are we even playing anymore?

The only role that can still hunt anti-monitor decides to fuck everything because he hasn’t played and is pissed because I give him crap for it.

And then he’s the one talking about egos, well thanks for teaching me “a lesson” I guess even if it’s at the expense of the entirety of the town, it’s not even just me.

I’m fuming.

Man, do I still think you're mafia.

[Jackofhearts2005]

-some lion, probably

[juliets]

Ok, we should channel our anger into something productive. What is the best use of our time today?

[speedchuck]

Ok, we should channel our anger into something productive. What is the best use of our time today?

Tonight, you mean?

Complaining about the lynch.

[juliets]

Ok, we should channel our anger into something productive. What is the best use of our time today?

Tonight, you mean?

Complaining about the lynch.

Yes I meant tonight - today as in Tuesday.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Ok, we should channel our anger into something productive. What is the best use of our time today?

Posting sarcastic anime gifs.

[juliets]

ok, I give up. Maybe it is best for us to take a break. I will probably clean house and try not to use all the Clorox wipes we have left.

[Jackofhearts2005]

When your teammate self votes and you’re just like

[juliets]

lol, you weren't kidding

[JaggedJimmyJay]

My favorite Girl Genius character is the Elongated Man

[JaggedJimmyJay]

If a civilian dies tonight, then lynching the anti-monitor loses the game

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I genuinely appreciate the obscurity of the Master team. You folks have lived up to your name.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

Are you a Master???

Epignosis - Definitely could be. People defending you are clueless. That's to your advantage though, so hats off sir.
Jackofhearts2005 - This would surprise me. Jack's got a Socky for this sort of thing so it's not impossible. But it would surprise me.
juliets - She technically could be. I don't really see it, but yanno she's a quality player and shouldn't be underestimated.
Michelle - At this point she's odds on, I think. There aren't many alternatives!
Sloonei - Very good chance. The stars are aligned.
speedchuck - After last night's meltdown, I suspect not? He hates appeal to emotion, and that would have been the worst kind.
tedxtr - Sure, could be. There aren't any good reasons to say otherwise.
TonyStarkPrime - At this point Tony would surprise me the most. I hope it happens.
Tranq - lol sure why not

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I kind of wish the Master team could dip me in an FEV vat

[Jackofhearts2005]

Are you a Master???

Epignosis - Definitely could be. People defending you are clueless. That's to your advantage though, so hats off sir.
Jackofhearts2005 - This would surprise me. Jack's got a Socky for this sort of thing so it's not impossible. But it would surprise me.
juliets - She technically could be. I don't really see it, but yanno she's a quality player and shouldn't be underestimated.
Michelle - At this point she's odds on, I think. There aren't many alternatives!
Sloonei - Very good chance. The stars are aligned.
speedchuck - After last night's meltdown, I suspect not? He hates appeal to emotion, and that would have been the worst kind.
tedxtr - Sure, could be. There aren't any good reasons to say otherwise.
TonyStarkPrime - At this point Tony would surprise me the most. I hope it happens.
Tranq - lol sure why not

What changed your reads on Sloonei and Tranq?

[Jackofhearts2005]

Jay: Pushes three bad lynches in a row.
Also Jay: People who townread Epi are clueless.


That's not a townie mindset.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

What changed your reads on Sloonei and Tranq?

To say they "changed" is a bit of a miscue, but I understand why you'd ask. Tranq is a shrug regardless of anything. I don't see many ways to build a Master team without Sloonei in it. The converging evidence leads me there.