Would you rather - -

#701

I've lived with low standards for a long time. Principles mean something to me (even though I am not always honest to people about them...people get ugly around truly principled people).

Would you rather fight a giant snail or a small monkey?

#702

A giant snail sounds pretty awesome. Even if their underside is terrifying. I also am NOT a fan of monkeys.

Be correct and lose an argument, or be wrong and win an argument?

#703

Be right and lose. Losing doesn`t bother me its the knowing I am right that matters lol

Would you rather be a kept alive with only your head in a jar that talks or just your brain implanted into a computer that cannot speak?

#704

I like to talk, and i would give hell to the assholes that put my head in a jar

Dogs or cats?

#705

Cats.

Wombats or kangaroos?

#706

Wombats (great loaded question

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Have a severe physical disorder or a severe mental disorder?

#707

Physical disorder.

Would you rather teach journalism or American literature?

#708

Hmm. I would enjoy either. But I will pick journalism since I have a degree in that.

Would you rather teach Harmonica lessons or mouth harp lessons?

#709

Harmonica makes it sound grander, so i would opt for Mouth Harp

Wood floors or tile?

#710

I'd go with wood, especially if I can choose laminate. It's great if you have pets. Or a husband who leaves crumbs of destruction. Why do I find oreo crumbs in the bathroom? The world will never know.

Would you rather eat a sandwich cookie or an ice cream sandwich?

#711

Ice Cream sandwich.

Would you rather make $100,000 a year doing something you hate or $30,000 a year doing something you love?

#712

Getting paid for doing something I love? AWESOME!

Lose a best friend or never have one?

#713

Lose a best friend, I imagine I'd be worse off never having one.

Slightly too much to eat, or slightly too little to eat?

#714

Slightly too little~

Worry too much about what other people think, or not enough?

#715

Neither really bc idc what people think lol probs not enough.

Would you rather listen to Monkey Man by The Rolling Stones or Brass Monkey by The Beastie Boys?

#716

Brass Monkey, no contest

I am painting a buffet and hutch~ yellow or blue?

#717

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Hutch huh? Well personally I would paint the outside blue and paint the inside yellow for a pop of color. But this is would you rather so I pick blue lol

Would you rather listen to a horrible rock and roll singer or a mediocre country singer?

#718

I listen to mediocre country singers all the time!

Would you rather be a wide receiver for the NY Giants or a defensive lineman against the Denver Broncos?

#719

Epignosis wrote:I listen to mediocre country singers all the time!

Would you rather be a wide receiver for the NY Giants or a defensive lineman against the Denver Broncos?

I'm scared of horses, so the wide receiver?

Which would you rather listen to: "Alison" By Elvis Costello or "Allison" by the Pixies. Or heck, even "Allison Road" by the Gin Blossoms?

#720

The Pixies

Would you rather be the loved or the lover in your relationship?

#721

The loved

Would you rather keep a garden of flowers or vegetables?

#722

Vegetables~ I love flowers, but i also love cooking with something i grew myself

Would you rather cook or bake?

#723

I'm a terrible baker (except for bread in my bread maker), so definitely cook.

Would you rather chew the same piece of gum every day for the rest of your like (let's say 8 hours a day) or never brush/floss your teeth again?

#724

Oh Christ, yuk. Same gum, I guess.

Have a pet the poops on the carpet, or a pet that pees on the carpet? (since we are in the icky zone)

#725

Hmm. This is a hard one. Since I have a cat, I will say poop. Cat poop is usually hard enough to pick right up and doesn't smear (or schmear even) on the floor. Plus, what's more caustic and ascerbic than acrid cat pee? Not much.

#726

Would you rather live on Elm Street or bunk at Camp Crystal Lake?

#727

Mongoose wrote:Would you rather live on Elm Street or bunk at Camp Crystal Lake?

Crystal Lake- one can't defend against dreams (as we've learned!)

Would you rather have a guitar lesson from Peter Frampton or Lindsay Buckingham?

#728

Lindsay Buckingham!

Would you rather have a bass lesson from Kim Gordon or Geddy Lee?

#729

Oh Geddy Lee. Through I'd rather just have a beer with him and shoot the breeze.

Would you rather eat a vegetarian dish cooked by me or some cake cooked by Eloh?

#730

Ooo, tough one! I am a philistine when it comes to cake, they all taste similar to me, plus I would rather just look at her cakes, cutting one must be hard~ plus I love vegetarian food. So i am going with the vegetarian dish.

Cookies~ homemade chocolate chip or oatmeal?

#731

Homemade chocolate chip.

Early bird or late owl?

#732

It used to be late owl, but i am slowly headed the other way in my old age

Pretzels or Potato Chips?

#733

pretzels with BP or Chip dip or hummus for dipping

books on a tablet or books you can hold in your hand?

#734

Hard one, i do both. Really what I do is buy a book for my Kindle, then if i love it, I spend the $$ and get the hardcover. If not, just the Kindle. So i will say real books, since they are the ultimate for me.

Do you prefer to watch TV shows as they air, or do you DVR/Tivo?

#735

We just use Netflix. I remember the days when people's schedules revolved around what was on and when.

Would you rather ride a bike without a helmet or wear a helmet without riding a bike?

#736

Epignosis wrote:We just use Netflix. I remember the days when people's schedules revolved around what was on and when.

Would you rather ride a bike without a helmet or wear a helmet without riding a bike?

Ride a bike without a helmet, duh!

Would you rather make a speech or sing in front of an audience?

#737

A Speech, hands down.

Would you rather throw a big, formal party, or attend same?

#738

Attend the big formal party

Would you rather eat armadillo or iguana?

#739

armadillo bc they are adorable and walk funny!

Would you rather dance or tap your toes?

#740

Tap, for the most part. Comfort relies on the company.

Use an existing organization system, or devise your own system?

#741

Devise my own!

Would you rather own a chinchilla or a sugar glider as a pet?

#742

Chinchilla,they are so cute
how can you say no that face?

Would you rather live as a hermit in an island or in the mountains?

#743

Mountains!

Would you rather be a pirate or a loan shark?

#744

Pirate~ you can be a Robin Hood-esque pirate I don't see how a loan shark can accumulate good Karma in any way shape or form.

Pirates or Ninjas??

#745

Ninjas.

Would you rather have hair for teeth or teeth for hair?

#746

Teeth for hair. That's a natural helmet. Hair can't chew food.

Would you rather lose against Teenagers on the Jeopardy! High School Tournament of Champions or serve up three raw chicken breasts in a row on Hell's Kitchen?

#747

Lose to the Teenagers, Hells Kitchen is harsh.

Would you rather have a dwarf or a pink flamingo on your front lawn?

#748

A dwarf, a pink flamingo makes me think of a retirement mobile home in Florida....

Would you rather have Tourette's or Narcolepsy?

#749

Tourettes, it would be easier for me to cover up.

Starch: Potatoes or Rice?

#750

Is hard to pick I like both, probably rice

Would you rather listen to a band you dont like every day for the rest of your life or be deaf?