Philosophers' Mafia [ENDGAME]

[nutella]

shiptoasting

Did you mean: cruiseloafing

[iaafr]

Kaz needs to go back to the avatar that made him famous.

i concur

indubitably my good sir

[tutuu]

There is only one serious philosophical problem, and that is why I don’t have a girlfriend.

thats an axiom. it doesnt need explanation but apart from that WTF ALISON

Well, I for one would appreciate an explanation

axiom - a statement or proposition which is regarded as being established, accepted, or self-evidently true

SORRY

[iaafr]

looking to break my record of most posts in a single game on this site in this game wish me luck friends

[tutuu]

even with the post cap?

[Alison]

well i wasnt like jumping up and down but i was lowkey pleasant sensation from seeing i rolled town and then i tried to talk to ppl but they were all friends in between themselves and they were talking to each other and i didnt know how to interject without being too awkward so i just said the stuff i said in case someone wanted to maybe start a conversation with me or something

Let's have a conversation, then. How did you feel when you got your scum role card from the host? Also what do you think about your teammates? Do you think you'll work well with them, or is bussing on your mind already?

[Benson]

didnt realize zack was a philosopher

i've always preferred the classics

anyways: hello and sorry and advance to those who don't know me. i help run mafia universe and i assure you it's not a position i attained through prowess at the game

there's like a 70% chance i'm legit just gonna fuck off until d1 glgl

As long as we have provided the answers Tony needs to advance the game to day one this seems like the legit best strat tbh.

how so? do you not believe in day 0 intros being readable?

They are on par with the early day one RVS and shiptoasting stage, which we will have plenty of time for day one.

I guess I was thinking more in terms of getting our answers in and moving on as opposed to stretching day zero looking for benefits...but you raise a valid point. If you want to stretch it out and have an extended meet and greet that can be fun and maybe productive. I'm in.

If anything, we will get that "shitposting" out of the way now and Day 1 will start with a more serious tone. But I see your point about wanting to move along. I don't think there would or will be any deliberate stretching it out.

[iaafr]

i have my ways

[tutuu]

well i wasnt like jumping up and down but i was lowkey pleasant sensation from seeing i rolled town and then i tried to talk to ppl but they were all friends in between themselves and they were talking to each other and i didnt know how to interject without being too awkward so i just said the stuff i said in case someone wanted to maybe start a conversation with me or something

Let's have a conversation, then. How did you feel when you got your scum role card from the host? Also what do you think about your teammates? Do you think you'll work well with them, or is bussing on your mind already?

SHUT UP ALISON

im about to watch this movie u recommended btw. kung fu hustle. u said its very funny

[KZA]

jesus kza wtf is that avatar

The work of an enemy stand user.

jesus kza wtf is that avatar

it's PURUPU HAZE

Correct.

Kaz needs to go back to the avatar that made him famous.

Hot springs are closed.

[iaafr]

didnt realize zack was a philosopher

i've always preferred the classics

anyways: hello and sorry and advance to those who don't know me. i help run mafia universe and i assure you it's not a position i attained through prowess at the game

there's like a 70% chance i'm legit just gonna fuck off until d1 glgl

As long as we have provided the answers Tony needs to advance the game to day one this seems like the legit best strat tbh.

how so? do you not believe in day 0 intros being readable?

They are on par with the early day one RVS and shiptoasting stage, which we will have plenty of time for day one.

I guess I was thinking more in terms of getting our answers in and moving on as opposed to stretching day zero looking for benefits...but you raise a valid point. If you want to stretch it out and have an extended meet and greet that can be fun and maybe productive. I'm in.

If anything, we will get that "shitposting" out of the way now and Day 1 will start with a more serious tone. But I see your point about wanting to move along. I don't think there would or will be any deliberate stretching it out.

these two posts are pretty nerdy im getting a nerdlean on benson and tim

[nutella]

i have my ways

this man about to change the definition of a number, watch out mathematicians

[Timsup2nothin]

There is only one serious philosophical problem, and that is why I don’t have a girlfriend.

thats an axiom. it doesnt need explanation but apart from that WTF ALISON

Well, I for one would appreciate an explanation

Wait...

Is the reason you don't have a girlfriend the actual philosophical problem? Or are you saying that there is some mysterious philosophical problem and just because it exists it somehow is keeping you from having a girlfriend?

If it's the latter the solution is simple...just ignore the philosophical problem and get a girlfriend.

[iaafr]

i have my ways

this man about to change the definition of a number, watch out mathematicians

have you been introduced to our lord and savior, "surreal numbers"?

https://www.whitman.edu/documents/Acade ... /Grimm.pdf

[ColinIsCool]

There is only one serious philosophical problem, and that is why I don’t have a girlfriend.

thats an axiom. it doesnt need explanation but apart from that WTF ALISON

Well, I for one would appreciate an explanation

axiom - a statement or proposition which is regarded as being established, accepted, or self-evidently true

SORRY

Yeah I know what an axiom is, just making a joke

[iaafr]

alright gonna save some posts now i guess

[Alison]

well i wasnt like jumping up and down but i was lowkey pleasant sensation from seeing i rolled town and then i tried to talk to ppl but they were all friends in between themselves and they were talking to each other and i didnt know how to interject without being too awkward so i just said the stuff i said in case someone wanted to maybe start a conversation with me or something

Let's have a conversation, then. How did you feel when you got your scum role card from the host? Also what do you think about your teammates? Do you think you'll work well with them, or is bussing on your mind already?

SHUT UP ALISON

im about to watch this movie u recommended btw. kung fu hustle. u said its very funny

Kung Fu Hustle is pretty great. It's like three times as funny if you understand Cantonese though, since the dialogue is way funnier unsubtitled. But a lot of the comedy moments in the movie just speak for themselves.

[tutuu]

There is only one serious philosophical problem, and that is why I don’t have a girlfriend.

thats an axiom. it doesnt need explanation but apart from that WTF ALISON

Well, I for one would appreciate an explanation

axiom - a statement or proposition which is regarded as being established, accepted, or self-evidently true

SORRY

Yeah I know what an axiom is, just making a joke

yea i didnt think that u didnt i was also trying to continue onto my joke sorry

[Benson]

didnt realize zack was a philosopher

i've always preferred the classics

anyways: hello and sorry and advance to those who don't know me. i help run mafia universe and i assure you it's not a position i attained through prowess at the game

there's like a 70% chance i'm legit just gonna fuck off until d1 glgl

As long as we have provided the answers Tony needs to advance the game to day one this seems like the legit best strat tbh.

how so? do you not believe in day 0 intros being readable?

They are on par with the early day one RVS and shiptoasting stage, which we will have plenty of time for day one.

I guess I was thinking more in terms of getting our answers in and moving on as opposed to stretching day zero looking for benefits...but you raise a valid point. If you want to stretch it out and have an extended meet and greet that can be fun and maybe productive. I'm in.

If anything, we will get that "shitposting" out of the way now and Day 1 will start with a more serious tone. But I see your point about wanting to move along. I don't think there would or will be any deliberate stretching it out.

these two posts are pretty nerdy im getting a nerdlean on benson and tim

thank you kind sir

[tutuu]

well i wasnt like jumping up and down but i was lowkey pleasant sensation from seeing i rolled town and then i tried to talk to ppl but they were all friends in between themselves and they were talking to each other and i didnt know how to interject without being too awkward so i just said the stuff i said in case someone wanted to maybe start a conversation with me or something

Let's have a conversation, then. How did you feel when you got your scum role card from the host? Also what do you think about your teammates? Do you think you'll work well with them, or is bussing on your mind already?

SHUT UP ALISON

im about to watch this movie u recommended btw. kung fu hustle. u said its very funny

Kung Fu Hustle is pretty great. It's like three times as funny if you understand Cantonese though, since the dialogue is way funnier unsubtitled. But a lot of the comedy moments in the movie just speak for themselves.

now that i have taken you away from your mood of trying to pressure me to see how i'd react and i made u remember the pleasant sensation u got from laughing at ur favorite movie u should associate these pleasant feelings with me and townread me

[Timsup2nothin]

i have my ways

this man about to change the definition of a number, watch out mathematicians

have you been introduced to our lord and savior, "surreal numbers"?

https://www.whitman.edu/documents/Acade ... /Grimm.pdf

It would be a good philosophy to ignore this bait and NOT investigate surreal numbers.

[Alison]

now that i have taken you away from your mood of trying to pressure me to see how i'd react and i made u remember the pleasant sensation u got from laughing at ur favorite movie u should associate these pleasant feelings with me and townread me

But I associate pleasant feelings with catching scum. And being scum. So when I see you, I have pleasant feelings, and the first thing I think is "scum".

Also my scumread on you was serious, it wasn't a reaction test. You actually are a wolf.

[tutuu]

ok let me check to make sure

[tutuu]

ok i just checked to make sure; still town

[iaafr]

alison / tutuu is a civ on civ conflict

i can tell by the pixels

[ColinIsCool]

There is only one serious philosophical problem, and that is why I don’t have a girlfriend.

thats an axiom. it doesnt need explanation but apart from that WTF ALISON

Well, I for one would appreciate an explanation

Wait...

Is the reason you don't have a girlfriend the actual philosophical problem? Or are you saying that there is some mysterious philosophical problem and just because it exists it somehow is keeping you from having a girlfriend?

If it's the latter the solution is simple...just ignore the philosophical problem and get a girlfriend.

Ooh, interesting. Is my face considered a metaphysical problem?

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There is only one serious philosophical problem, and that is why I don’t have a girlfriend.

thats an axiom. it doesnt need explanation but apart from that WTF ALISON
[/quote]

Well, I for one would appreciate an explanation
[/quote]

axiom - a statement or proposition which is regarded as being established, accepted, or self-evidently true

SORRY
[/quote]

Yeah I know what an axiom is, just making a joke
[/quote]

yea i didnt think that u didnt i was also trying to continue onto my joke sorry
[/quote]

Oh no worries, I should have thought of something more clever to say in response then, but (despite knowing what an axiom is) I am often what you might call a dumb person.

[ColinIsCool]

Wow, that is the worst quoting hack job I have ever seen. Exhibit A!

[iaafr]

PRAXIS

[Timsup2nothin]

Wow, that is the worst quoting hack job I have ever seen. Exhibit A!

If you are going to be a quote butcher, do it the very best that you can.

[Timsup2nothin]

ok i just checked to make sure; still town

Based on my trademarked instantaneous avatar read system I believe this to be true.

[iaafr]

i just reread the entire thread and wow im actually pretty scummy wonder how many people are scumreading me

[Alison]

i just reread the entire thread and wow im actually pretty scummy wonder how many people are scumreading me

I know I am.

[iaafr]

i just reread the entire thread and wow im actually pretty scummy wonder how many people are scumreading me

I know I am.

0 / 2 you got a third?

[Alison]

i just reread the entire thread and wow im actually pretty scummy wonder how many people are scumreading me

I know I am.

0 / 2 you got a third?

Why is tutuu town?

[iaafr]

i just reread the entire thread and wow im actually pretty scummy wonder how many people are scumreading me

I know I am.

0 / 2 you got a third?

Why is tutuu town?

esoteric reasoning that i care not to spell out at this point in time

apologies

you may continue to tunnel tutuu and i will no longer intefere though, if that's what you'd like

[Alison]

"Tunnel" is an interesting choice of words, given that I've made one post calling tutuu scum, one post explaining the read, and then another post explaining that the read is serious.

[VOTE: iaafr] aubergine

[tutuu]

i just reread the entire thread and wow im actually pretty scummy wonder how many people are scumreading me

actually i disagree? i thought u were kinda towny

why did u scumread yourself? i wanna argue your read on yourself

[Benson]

"Tunnel" is an interesting choice of words, given that I've made one post calling tutuu scum, one post explaining the read, and then another post explaining that the read is serious.

[VOTE: iaafr] aubergine

Yes, but have you used the Socratic method on this read?

[Alison]

Now to decide if "esoteric reasoning" is short for "I want to defend my scum buddy" or "I know tutuu is town because I have TMI". It's probably the latter and calling us V/V is just a pocket attempt.

[Benson]

i just reread the entire thread and wow im actually pretty scummy wonder how many people are scumreading me

actually i disagree? i thought u were kinda towny

why did u scumread yourself? i wanna argue your read on yourself

WAIT

OK, this might be wolfy.

[iaafr]

"Tunnel" is an interesting choice of words, given that I've made one post calling tutuu scum, one post explaining the read, and then another post explaining that the read is serious.

[VOTE: iaafr] aubergine

my word choice is a bit imprecise sometimes and i use connotations that dont quite work

but i got a vibe of "tunnel" from my perceived strength of the scumread there. didn't mean to imply it was persisting a long time. how's bad word choice ai though?

i just reread the entire thread and wow im actually pretty scummy wonder how many people are scumreading me

actually i disagree? i thought u were kinda towny

why did u scumread yourself? i wanna argue your read on yourself

my rhythms too even, the "nerdlean" post was a bit scummy in itself (kinda forced joke feel adjacent to actual read but not actual read), responding to too many people and therefore exuding nervous energy

[iaafr]

Now to decide if "esoteric reasoning" is short for "I want to defend my scum buddy" or "I know tutuu is town because I have TMI". It's probably the latter and calling us V/V is just a pocket attempt.

b r u h

[Alison]

i just reread the entire thread and wow im actually pretty scummy wonder how many people are scumreading me

actually i disagree? i thought u were kinda towny

why did u scumread yourself? i wanna argue your read on yourself

WAIT

OK, this might be wolfy.

I'm interested. Why is it wolfy?

[Timsup2nothin]

Not to mention just TORCHING the post count.

[iaafr]

pretty sure for actual day 1 im gonna have to restrict my own posting to like the last quarter of day or else im gonna blow all my posts stupidly and not be able to post my good reads when they actually come

so its good this night 0 phase reminded me of that

[tutuu]

my head is already spinning. i disagree with so much posts made posted itt already i dont even know where to begin lol

[Alison]

"Tunnel" is an interesting choice of words, given that I've made one post calling tutuu scum, one post explaining the read, and then another post explaining that the read is serious.

[VOTE: iaafr] aubergine

my word choice is a bit imprecise sometimes and i use connotations that dont quite work

but i got a vibe of "tunnel" from my perceived strength of the scumread there. didn't mean to imply it was persisting a long time. how's bad word choice ai though?

my rhythms too even, the "nerdlean" post was a bit scummy in itself (kinda forced joke feel adjacent to actual read but not actual read), responding to too many people and therefore exuding nervous energy

1) Calling someone's read a tunnel without explaining your reasoning is a lazy way of discrediting it.

2) The second bit, about your rhythms, sounds like you have TMI on yourself. Nobody thought it was scummy, but you're scum so you feel guilty/paranoid about all your posts and want to pre-emptively head off attacks.

[Alison]

my head is already spinning. i disagree with so much posts made posted itt already i dont even know where to begin lol

Start by explaining why you disagree with them, then.

[iaafr]

i only wanted to call civ/civ for the postgame cred tbqh

and i actually know how to post towny as scum i just sandbag as town and post stupid shit because i always become obvtown anyway

we'll see if i live up to that next phase i suppose

[iaafr]

i only wanted to call civ/civ for the postgame cred tbqh

and i actually know how to post towny as scum i just sandbag as town and post stupid shit because i always become obvtown anyway

we'll see if i live up to that next phase i suppose

is this a scumslip