Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE SIX; DAY ONE}
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Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE ONE; DAY FOUR}
I'm voting AP for this one.

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Dragon D. Luffy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 16, 2020 7:33 pm Just how many days of "let's yeet them tomorrow" can a mafioso survive?
The answer: all of them, if you are a marmot.
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Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE ONE; DAY FOUR}
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It is, but who knows? I'm just excited to see something happen.Metalmarsh89 wrote:It's kinda early for that isn't it? At least for a win anyway.A Person wrote:I figure whoever we choose dies or wins, so lets see what happens.
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*laughs* Gotcha.
Oh, come on. Did you actually think you had a loving wife? Who'd want to commit their life to you?
I'm trying to make a point here, Stanley. I'm trying to get you to see something.
Come inside. Let me show you what's really going on here.
This is a very sad story about the death of a man named Stanley.
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Zinsertnamehere wrote:*laughs* Gotcha.
Oh, come on. Did you actually think you had a loving wife? Who'd want to commit their life to you?
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Epignosis wrote:If llama is good, it means we exist in a universe in which multitasking llama can call out the first of two mafia while simultaneously calling out two civilians.
I don't want to live in that universe.
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Well, I botched that.
Epignosis wrote:If llama is good, it means we exist in a universe in which multitasking llama can call out the first of two mafia while simultaneously calling out two civilians.
I don't want to live in that universe.
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Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE ONE; DAY FOUR}
Stanley is quite a boring fellow. He has a job that demands nothing of him, and every button that he pushes is a reminder of the inconsequential nature of his existence.
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Look at him there, pushing buttons. Doing exactly what he's told to do. Now he's pushing a button. Now he's eating lunch. Now he's going home. Now he's coming back to work.
One might even feel sorry for him, except that he's chosen this life.
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One might even feel sorry for him, except that he's chosen this life.
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But in his mind, ahhhh. In his mind, he can go on fantastic adventures.
From behind his desk, Stanley dreamed of wild expeditions into the unknown. Fantastic discoveries of new lands. It was wonderful.
And each day that he returned to work was a reminder that none of it would ever happen to him.
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From behind his desk, Stanley dreamed of wild expeditions into the unknown. Fantastic discoveries of new lands. It was wonderful.
And each day that he returned to work was a reminder that none of it would ever happen to him.
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And so he began to fantasize about his own job. First he imagined that one day while at work, he stepped out from his desk to realize that all of his coworkers, his boss,
everyone in the building had suddenly vanished off the face of the earth. The thought excited him terribly.
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everyone in the building had suddenly vanished off the face of the earth. The thought excited him terribly.
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Epignosis wrote:If llama is good, it means we exist in a universe in which multitasking llama can call out the first of two mafia while simultaneously calling out two civilians.
I don't want to live in that universe.
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So he went further. He imagined that he came to two open doors and that he could go through either. At last, choice.
It barely even mattered what lay behind each door. The mere thought that his decisions would mean something was almost too wonderful to behold.
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It barely even mattered what lay behind each door. The mere thought that his decisions would mean something was almost too wonderful to behold.
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No.
I don't want to prepare dinner.
I don't want to prepare dinner.
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As he wandered through this fantasy world, he began to fill it with many possible paths and destinations.
Down one path lay an enormous round room, with monitors and mind controls. And down another was a yellow line that weaved in many directions, and down another was a game with a baby. And he called it...
The Stanley Parable.
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Down one path lay an enormous round room, with monitors and mind controls. And down another was a yellow line that weaved in many directions, and down another was a game with a baby. And he called it...
The Stanley Parable.
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Epignosis wrote:If llama is good, it means we exist in a universe in which multitasking llama can call out the first of two mafia while simultaneously calling out two civilians.
I don't want to live in that universe.
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Do we have a choice?
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Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE ONE; DAY FOUR}
It was such a wonderful fantasy, and so in his head he relived it again and then again and again, over and over, wishing beyond hope that it would never end, that he might always feel this free.
Surely there's an answer down some new path, mustn't there be? Perhaps if he played just one more time.
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Surely there's an answer down some new path, mustn't there be? Perhaps if he played just one more time.
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Epignosis wrote:If llama is good, it means we exist in a universe in which multitasking llama can call out the first of two mafia while simultaneously calling out two civilians.
I don't want to live in that universe.
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Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE ONE; DAY FOUR}
But there is no answer. How could there possibly be?
In reality, all he's doing is pushing the same buttons he always has. Nothing has changed. The longer he spends here, the more invested he gets, the more he forgets which life is the real one.
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In reality, all he's doing is pushing the same buttons he always has. Nothing has changed. The longer he spends here, the more invested he gets, the more he forgets which life is the real one.
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Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE ONE; DAY FOUR}
NO!
Epignosis wrote:If llama is good, it means we exist in a universe in which multitasking llama can call out the first of two mafia while simultaneously calling out two civilians.
I don't want to live in that universe.
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Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE ONE; DAY FOUR}
WAKE UP!
Epignosis wrote:If llama is good, it means we exist in a universe in which multitasking llama can call out the first of two mafia while simultaneously calling out two civilians.
I don't want to live in that universe.
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Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE ONE; DAY FOUR}
Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley!
Epignosis wrote:If llama is good, it means we exist in a universe in which multitasking llama can call out the first of two mafia while simultaneously calling out two civilians.
I don't want to live in that universe.
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I'm not tired.
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You are always tired.Turnip Head wrote:I'm not tired.
Epignosis wrote:If llama is good, it means we exist in a universe in which multitasking llama can call out the first of two mafia while simultaneously calling out two civilians.
I don't want to live in that universe.
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Okay. I'm tired now.
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Re: Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE ONE; DAY FOUR}
And I'm trying to tell him this, that in this world he can never be anything but an observer, that as long as he remains here he's slowly killing himself. But he won't listen to me. He won't stop.
Here, watch this. Stanley, the next time the screen asks you to push a button, DO NOT DO IT.
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Here, watch this. Stanley, the next time the screen asks you to push a button, DO NOT DO IT.
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You guys wanna play cards or something?
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I will play Texas Hold 'Em or Hearts. Or Gin Rummy.
Epignosis wrote:If llama is good, it means we exist in a universe in which multitasking llama can call out the first of two mafia while simultaneously calling out two civilians.
I don't want to live in that universe.
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i'd be up for some euchre
i've not played in ages
i've not played in ages
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I don't really like cards, but I do appreciate a good game of
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You see? Can he just not hear me? How can I tell him in a way that he'll understand, that every second he remains here, he's electing to kill himself?
How can I get him to see what I see? How can I make him look at himself?
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How can I get him to see what I see? How can I make him look at himself?
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One!
Epignosis wrote:If llama is good, it means we exist in a universe in which multitasking llama can call out the first of two mafia while simultaneously calling out two civilians.
I don't want to live in that universe.
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I suppose I can't. Not in the way I want him to.
But I don't make the rules. I simply play to my intended purpose, the same as Stanley. We're not so different, I suppose. I'll try once more to convey all this to him. I'm compelled to. I must.
Perhaps, well, maybe this time he'll see. Maybe this time.
And I tried again.
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But I don't make the rules. I simply play to my intended purpose, the same as Stanley. We're not so different, I suppose. I'll try once more to convey all this to him. I'm compelled to. I must.
Perhaps, well, maybe this time he'll see. Maybe this time.
And I tried again.
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That's rude.
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I can't, I'm too busy cruising down Mulholland Drive.
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silencioMongoose wrote:I can't, I'm too busy cruising down Mulholland Drive.
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