Stanley Parable Mafia {CYCLE SIX; DAY ONE}

#301

i dunno twin pekas

#302

I wodldndltm ind twin peaks if iyuf kk noe eme wa neam mean

#303

hee hee you mean boobies

#304

haha ture xD

#305

Vompatti wrote:I wodldndltm ind twin peaks if iyuf kk noe eme wa neam mean

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#306

I have no idea what you mean. Ever.

#307

Mongoose wrote:I have no idea what you mean. Ever.

I find that hard to believe.

#308

Vompatti wrote:
Mongoose wrote:I have no idea what you mean. Ever.
I find that hard to believe.

Whoa! Look who is feisty today! Well that's me put in my place!

#309

Mongoose wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
Mongoose wrote:I have no idea what you mean. Ever.
I find that hard to believe.
Whoa! Look who is feisty today! Well that's me put in my place!

1896, Amer.Eng. from feist "small dog," from fice, fist (Amer.Eng., 1805) "small dog;" short for fysting curre "stinking cur," attested from 1520s, from M.E. fysten, fisten "break wind" (mid-15c.); related to O.E. fisting "stink." The 1811 slang dictionary defines fice as "a small windy escape backwards,

#310

Well I'm going right, so hmph. :/

#311

I did not mean to insinuate that you are pooty.

#312

Mongoose wrote:I have no idea what you mean. Ever.

I almost never know what Vompatti is talking about, but I pretend I do so I don't seem like an idiot.

#313

i generally know what vomps is talking about but i'm not sure it'ssomething to be proud of

#314

Mongoose wrote:I did not mean to insinuate that you are pooty.

Is that a good thing or a bad thign?

#315

Yet there was not a single person here either. Feeling a wave of disbelief, Stanley decided to go up to his boss's office, hoping he might find an answer there.

Coming to a staircase, Stanley walked upstairs to his boss's office.

Stepping into his manager's office, Stanley was once again stunned to discover not an indication of any human life.
Shocked, unraveled, Stanley wondered in disbelief who orchestrated this. What dark secret was being held from him?
What he could not have known was that the keypad behind the boss's desk guarded the terrible truth that his boss had been keeping from him.
And so the boss had assigned it an extra secret pin number: 2845.
But of course, Stanley couldn't possibly have known this.

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Yet incredibly, by simply pushing random buttons on the keypad, Stanley happened to input the correct code by sheer luck. Amazing.
He stepped into the newly opened passageway.

Descending deeper into the building, Stanley realized he felt a bit peculiar.
It was a stirring of emotion in his chest, as though he felt more free to think for himself, to question the nature of his job.
Why did he feel this now, when for years it had never occurred to him?
This question would not go unanswered for long.

Stanley walked straight ahead through the large door that read Mind Control Facility.
You have 24 hours to make a decision.

#316

Vompatti wrote:
Mongoose wrote:I did not mean to insinuate that you are pooty.
Is that a good thing or a bad thign?

Being pooty? I guess it's an eye of the beholder issue.

Or maybe, more apropos, the nose of the beholder. I am sure that while you are feisty, you are not all that pooty unless frozen pizza gives you the toots. Does it?

I enjoy everyone here so much.

Let's go left. I think going straight would be doing what the Mind Control people want us to do. I'd rather not have my mind controlled, thanks.

#317

Mongoose wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
Mongoose wrote:I did not mean to insinuate that you are pooty.
Is that a good thing or a bad thign?
Being pooty? I guess it's an eye of the beholder issue. Or maybe, more apropos, the nose of the beholder. I am sure that while you are feisty, you are not all that pooty unless frozen pizza gives you the toots. Does it?

I enjoy everyone here so much.

Let's go left. I think going straight would be doing what the Mind Control people want us to do. I'd rather not have my mind controlled, thanks.

Toots is a slang term for "babe" or "sweetie" or "honey," or, more-negatively, "tart" or "prostitute."

I woudlnd't mind going left.

#318

Vompatti wrote: Toots is a slang term for "babe" or "sweetie" or "honey," or, more-negatively, "tart" or "prostitute."

Logan, have you been calling me a "prostitute"?

#319

Mongoose wrote:
Vompatti wrote: Toots is a slang term for "babe" or "sweetie" or "honey," or, more-negatively, "tart" or "prostitute."

Logan, have you been calling me a "prostitute"?

Of course not, Toots. Now let's 23 skidoo.

#320

thellama73 wrote:
Mongoose wrote:
Vompatti wrote: Toots is a slang term for "babe" or "sweetie" or "honey," or, more-negatively, "tart" or "prostitute."

Logan, have you been calling me a "prostitute"?
Of course not, Toots. Now let's 23 skidoo.

What kind of sick depraved sexual act is that supposed to be a reference to, Llama?

#321

That should have been in dead red. My apologies.

#322

Still need three votes.

#323

T-MINUS ONE MINUTE

#324

When the majority of players have not voted in a poll, the poll will be changed to one with no time limit until at least the majority of people have voted.

#325

#326

THROW AWAY DO NOT EAT

#327

Although this passageway had the word "Escape" written on it, the truth was that at the end of this hall, Stanley would meet his violent death.

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#328

Continue down the hallway

#329

The door behind him was not shut. Stanley still had every opportunity to turn around and get back on track.

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#330

Turn around and get back on track.

#331

Mongoose wrote:Turn around and get back on track.

>: REQUEST DENIED

#332

Shut the door.

#333

Mongoose wrote:Shut the door.

>:REQUEST DENIED

#334

CONTINUE DOWN THE HALLWAY?

#335

At this point, Stanley was making a conscious and concerted effort to walk forward, and willingly confront his death.

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#336

CONTINUE DOWN THE HALLWAY

#337

And so he entered the chamber and stepped into the machine.

As the machine whirred into motion and Stanley was inched closer and closer to his demise, he reflected that his life had been of no consequence whatsoever.

Stanley can't see the bigger picture. He doesn't know the real story. Trapped forever in his narrow vision of what this world is.

Perhaps his death was of no great loss, like plucking the eyeballs from a blind man.

And so he resigned and willingly accepted this violent end to his brief and shallow life.

Farewell, Stanley.

You have 24 hours to lynch someone.

#338

Go Go Robot Vompatti

#339

#340

coredd for movmt boecause i think it owull make him aoutomtaically win the game

#341

A Person wrote:coredd for movmt boecause i think it owull make him aoutomtaically win the game

Translate please ^

Coredd for movmt = ?

#342

Mongoose wrote:
A Person wrote:coredd for movmt boecause i think it owull make him aoutomtaically win the game
Translate please ^

Coredd for movmt = ?

I believe it means "no" in Yiddish.

#343

Mongoose wrote:
A Person wrote:coredd for movmt boecause i think it owull make him aoutomtaically win the game
Translate please ^

Coredd for movmt = ?

voted for vomps

#344

insertnamehere wrote:
Mongoose wrote:
A Person wrote:coredd for movmt boecause i think it owull make him aoutomtaically win the game
Translate please ^

Coredd for movmt = ?
I believe it means "no" in Yiddish.

That would have made more sense than what he actually said, haha.

Well, all right, Matty. Thanks for getting on board.

#345

I really don't want to have to extend the poll for another 24 hours.

#346

well vomps is asleep so he's definitely not voting
i dunno about the others

#347

Guys, you have to remember to vote or I may get very angry!

Seriously, I may use all caps to shout at you!

It won't be pretty.

#348

Please for the love of {insert religious figure here} vote.

#349

I think Vomps is probably abstaining inadvertently as I am betting he is already asleep for the night.

#350

He apparently didn't feel like voting when he was logged in earlier.