Funny or Die - Game Over

[Turnip Head]

Here's the drill, gang.

During the Day
You are trying to lynch The Smiter.
You're also trying to be funny, so that The Smiter won't smite you next.
You're also trying to be funny to impress the God of Funny.

At Night
You are trying not to get killed. Which generally means being funny.
There's also a chance that you will become the new Smiter.

A Person
Bea
Boogs
Epignosis
Fingersplints
Insertnamehere
Lizzy
Metalmarsh89
Russtifinko
Vompatti

[insertnamehere]

first lol yolo

[Boogs]

Hmmm I don't like surprises. The last time I told someone to surprise me, I woke up pregnant.

[insertnamehere]

Hmmm I don't like surprises. The last time I told someone to surprise me, I woke up pregnant.

Which was especially odd considering you're a male.

[Boogs]

Hmmm I don't like surprises. The last time I told someone to surprise me, I woke up pregnant.

Which was especially odd considering you're a male.

Mmmm tell me about it. That was a hard one to explain to BF.

[insertnamehere]

Hmmm I don't like surprises. The last time I told someone to surprise me, I woke up pregnant.

Which was especially odd considering you're a male.

Mmmm tell me about it. That was a hard one to explain to BF.

Hey, that's my nickname for my dildo too!

(I'm just seeing how far I can go here...)

[Turnip Head]

While we're waiting for people to check in, please vote in the poll to offer a tribute to your God of Funny.

[insertnamehere]

I don't have food, beer, women, or surprises, but if there's one thing I do have, it's dildos.

[Boogs]

I don't have food, beer, women, or surprises, but if there's one thing I do have, it's dildos.

Cats like me can't use dildos

[insertnamehere]

I don't have food, beer, women, or surprises, but if there's one thing I do have, it's dildos.

Cats like me can't use dildos

I know from experience that they can.

[insertnamehere]

By the way, I have a super secret special strategy for this game.

Every single day, I'll use a different kind of humor. So, each contestant is bound to at least like one style of comedy that I do, right?

If you didn't guess, today is perverted gross out humor day. For all of you sick bastards out there.

[Boogs]

I don't have food, beer, women, or surprises, but if there's one thing I do have, it's dildos.

Cats like me can't use dildos

I know from experience that they can.

Hmmm I need some tips then.

[insertnamehere]

I don't have food, beer, women, or surprises, but if there's one thing I do have, it's dildos.

Cats like me can't use dildos

I know from experience that they can.

Hmmm I need some tips then.

The trick is to apply the lube without messing up the fur. It can take years to master.

[Epignosis]

I don't have food, beer, women, or surprises, but if there's one thing I do have, it's dildos.

Cats like me can't use dildos

I know from experience that they can.

Hmmm I need some tips then.

The trick is to apply the lube without messing up the fur. It can take years to master.

Stop being a pussy.

[insertnamehere]

The trick is to apply the lube without messing up the fur. It can take years to master.

Stop being a pussy.

Come on, I may like to stick dildos up animal's assholes, but I try to be y'know, nice about it.

[Epignosis]

The trick is to apply the lube without messing up the fur. It can take years to master.

Stop being a pussy.

Come on, I may like to stick dildos up animal's assholes, but I try to be y'know, nice about it.

I think you missed the joke I made. I shan't make many of them, especially if you're going to channel Bob Saget.

[insertnamehere]

The trick is to apply the lube without messing up the fur. It can take years to master.

Stop being a pussy.

Come on, I may like to stick dildos up animal's assholes, but I try to be y'know, nice about it.

I think you missed the joke I made. I shan't make many of them, especially if you're going to channel Bob Saget.

Obviously, you missed the meta-joke I had made. You see, I only pretended to not understand what you meant, in order to create "humor"'

hu·mor
[hyoo-mer or, often, yoo-]
noun
1.
a comic, absurd, or incongruous quality causing amusement: the humor of a situation.
2.
the faculty of perceiving what is amusing or comical: He is completely without humor.
3.
an instance of being or attempting to be comical or amusing; something humorous: The humor in his joke eluded the audience.
4.
the faculty of expressing the amusing or comical: The author's humor came across better in the book than in the movie.
5.
comical writing or talk in general; comical books, skits, plays, etc.

[bea]

Hmmm I don't like surprises. The last time I told someone to surprise me, I woke up pregnant.

Which was especially odd considering you're a male.

Mmmm tell me about it. That was a hard one to explain to BF.

Well, since you are still engaged, I'm guessing you didn't scare him straight so everything worked out in the end...

[insertnamehere]

Hmmm I don't like surprises. The last time I told someone to surprise me, I woke up pregnant.

Which was especially odd considering you're a male.

Mmmm tell me about it. That was a hard one to explain to BF.

Well, since you are still engaged, I'm guessing you didn't scare him straight so everything worked out in the end...

Oddly enough, he was into it.

[bea]

The trick is to apply the lube without messing up the fur. It can take years to master.

Stop being a pussy.

Come on, I may like to stick dildos up animal's assholes, but I try to be y'know, nice about it.

I tend to prefer my dildos on the nice side too.

[Boogs]

The trick is to apply the lube without messing up the fur. It can take years to master.

Stop being a pussy.

Come on, I may like to stick dildos up animal's assholes, but I try to be y'know, nice about it.

I tend to prefer my dildos on the nice side too.

A fellow kitty to show me how to use it. Should we use the catnip infused one Bea, or the Anus 'n Bits one I bought us?

[insertnamehere]

The trick is to apply the lube without messing up the fur. It can take years to master.

Stop being a pussy.

Come on, I may like to stick dildos up animal's assholes, but I try to be y'know, nice about it.

I tend to prefer my dildos on the nice side too.

A fellow kitty to show me how to use it. Should we use the catnip infused one Bea, or the Anus 'n Bits one I bought us?

Horse size or stop wasting our time.

[bea]

The trick is to apply the lube without messing up the fur. It can take years to master.

Stop being a pussy.

Come on, I may like to stick dildos up animal's assholes, but I try to be y'know, nice about it.

I tend to prefer my dildos on the nice side too.

A fellow kitty to show me how to use it. Should we use the catnip infused one Bea, or the Anus 'n Bits one I bought us?

Kitty Krak flavored plzktkz!

[Lizzy]

BEA!

I'll go with Edwina's horse sized strap-on. 'Tis dispensable.

[Vompatti]

frozen pizza k

[fingersplints]

I voted A SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!11111
It seemed the most exciting... plus I like the random ones at the end

[insertnamehere]

Food is eaten, beer is drank, women grow tired of you, and surprises end.

But dildos?

Dildos are forever.

[Boogs]

Food is eaten, beer is drank, women grow tired of you, and surprises end.

But dildos?

Dildos are forever.

Until the batteries die

[Vompatti]

Did you know that Moses' Ark was a huge magnet?

[A Person]

Did you know that Moses' Ark was a huge magnet?

I'm not having that conversatoin again

[Lizzy]

Food is eaten, beer is drank, women grow tired of you, and surprises end.

But dildos?

Dildos are forever.

Until the batteries die

Actually that is when they turn into dildos.

[Vompatti]

Did you know that Moses' Ark was a huge magnet?

I'm not having that conversatoin again

I mean. Battery. I only said magnet because I ¨'m durnk.

[A Person]

Did you know that Moses' Ark was a huge magnet?

I'm not having that conversatoin again

I mean. Battery. I only said magnet because I ¨'m durnk.

Oh, that makes marginally more sense.

[Lizzy]

Did you know that Moses' Ark was a huge magnet?

I'm not having that conversatoin again

I woddlele mined having that convesoon again.

[Vompatti]

Did you know that Moses' Ark was a huge magnet?

I'm not having that conversatoin again

I woddlele mined having that convesoon again.

woueldul oyoyuloublieemiveivie ifiuyf ilfdl iyutiyiotil uiltyuio yoiyuio uo i woudldnd'tm imdinnid ia hhauivnvinig aoncocnninirnierivaitraisiaionit iifwitih oy ui ifi fy oif mkwno nwkwn hwhahti m eman. m,q.,q.mq.

[Lizzy]

Did you know that Moses' Ark was a huge magnet?

I'm not having that conversatoin again

I woddlele mined having that convesoon again.

woueldul oyoyuloublieemiveivie ifiuyf ilfdl iyutiyiotil uiltyuio yoiyuio uo i woudldnd'tm imdinnid ia hhauivnvinig aoncocnninirnierivaitraisiaionit iifwitih oy ui ifi fy oif mkwno nwkwn hwhahti m eman. m,q.,q.mq.

i would k

[A Person]

Food is eaten, beer is drank, women grow tired of you, and surprises end.

But dildos?

Dildos are forever.

Until the batteries die

Actually that is when they turn into dildos.

Now i'm curious about what you would call them, because some vibrators are dildos, but not all dildos are vibrators.

[Vompatti]

Did you know that Moses' Ark was a huge magnet?

I'm not having that conversatoin again

I woddlele mined having that convesoon again.

woueldul oyoyuloublieemiveivie ifiuyf ilfdl iyutiyiotil uiltyuio yoiyuio uo i woudldnd'tm imdinnid ia hhauivnvinig aoncocnninirnierivaitraisiaionit iifwitih oy ui ifi fy oif mkwno nwkwn hwhahti m eman. m,q.,q.mq.

i would k

omg k

[A Person]

Did you know that Moses' Ark was a huge magnet?

I'm not having that conversatoin again

I woddlele mined having that convesoon again.

Yesterday vomps said the ark was a magnet and that was how it could shock people

[Lizzy]

Food is eaten, beer is drank, women grow tired of you, and surprises end.

But dildos?

Dildos are forever.

Until the batteries die

Actually that is when they turn into dildos.

Now i'm curious about what you would call them, because some vibrators are dildos, but not all dildos are vibrators.

ture

[Vompatti]

Did you know that Moses' Ark was a huge magnet?

I'm not having that conversatoin again

I woddlele mined having that convesoon again.

Yesterday vomps said the ark was a magnet and that was how it could shock people

i emant a batery yesterday too ,

[Lizzy]

Did you know that Moses' Ark was a huge magnet?

I'm not having that conversatoin again

I woddlele mined having that convesoon again.

Yesterday vomps said the ark was a magnet and that was how it could shock people

tuer butt meose didn't aveh an akrk

[Vompatti]

buttt the serapshs or kerrubs are magnenrts because a batetery invovoles magnets

[Lizzy]

phy ou mean the akrr of the conevemanemt q.m.

[Vompatti]

i dodok kkk :OOoo

[Lizzy]

buttt the serapshs or kerrubs are magnenrts because a batetery invovoles magnets

it was a manannna machine that ran on baterhea

[Vompatti]

buttt the serapshs or kerrubs are magnenrts because a batetery invovoles magnets

it was a manannna machine that ran on baterhea

the aliens told Moseus to make it into a batterery so that peopoele who wioudl touch it weoudl get an eellctritric shock

[A Person]

buttt the serapshs or kerrubs are magnenrts because a batetery invovoles magnets

i'm pretty sure even early batteries were chemical

[Lizzy]

buttt the serapshs or kerrubs are magnenrts because a batetery invovoles magnets

it was a manannna machine that ran on baterhea

the aliens told Moseus to make it into a batterery so that peopoele who wioudl touch it weoudl get an eellctritric shock

tire btut thep eeopeol wear hungary in the deserst ane they neefed a mnaann machinee k

[Vompatti]

buttt the serapshs or kerrubs are magnenrts because a batetery invovoles magnets

i'm pretty sure even early batteries were chemical

i'm not sure butt i think it had some kind of liquid in it possibily merrcurry k