Funny or Die - Game Over

#51

Lizzy wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
Lizzy wrote:
Vompatti wrote:buttt the serapshs or kerrubs are magnenrts because a batetery invovoles magnets
it was a manannna machine that ran on baterhea
the aliens told Moseus to make it into a batterery so that peopoele who wioudl touch it weoudl get an eellctritric shock
tire btut thep eeopeol wear hungary in the deserst ane they neefed a mnaann machinee k

i wouldndldtm iiund a huangnaery man machicnene if yo uikewn nwonkw kw kwnwemeanm ;()

#52

Vompatti wrote:
Lizzy wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
Lizzy wrote:
Vompatti wrote:buttt the serapshs or kerrubs are magnenrts because a batetery invovoles magnets
it was a manannna machine that ran on baterhea
the aliens told Moseus to make it into a batterery so that peopoele who wioudl touch it weoudl get an eellctritric shock
tire btut thep eeopeol wear hungary in the deserst ane they neefed a mnaann machinee k
i wouldndldtm iiund a huangnaery man machicnene if yo uikewn nwonkw kw kwnwemeanm ;()

hunagary maan manchinees are very expenisev in finasl ;90

#53

Lizzy wrote:hunagary maan manchinees are very expenisev in finasl ;90

tutrererere

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#54

Foodsoodsoods

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#58

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

#59

A Person wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

AHHHAHHAAHHAHHCVHEHV xD

you win i loooose!

/game

#60

Vompatti wrote:bump

Necrobump.

#61

Metalmarsh89 wrote:
Vompatti wrote:bump
Necrobump.

I wiklddnddädiotldndä't mind bumping a necro () if you knwonwowo wm wmemeeameamaememaean)

#62

Reported

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#65

Attention everybody:

Penis.... That is all.

#66

#67

^ jajajaja xD

#68

Jut tuff,undergirding,fuctuutfjfkuyckytfuktftufukyflyufuyffuufufuyfkdrtetweutsrxjykcutvhkggvhdrjyI if yuo kno wat eye meeeeeeeennnnn

#69

Wow, the contrasting styles are great.

Boogs wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
Boogs wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:I don't have food, beer, women, or surprises, but if there's one thing I do have, it's dildos.
Cats like me can't use dildos
I know from experience that they can.
Hmmm I need some tips then.

This has been the funniest thing (to me) said so far. Followed closely by this...

Vompatti wrote:
Metalmarsh89 wrote:
Vompatti wrote:bump
Necrobump.
I wiklddnddädiotldndä't mind bumping a necro () if you knwonwowo wm wmemeeameamaememaean)

A Person wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

No! To get away from Colonel Sanders!

Know why it crossed the road along the East Coast in 1770??

#70

Russtifinko wrote:
A Person wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

No! To get away from Colonel Sanders!

Know why it crossed the road along the East Coast in 1770??

To anally molest a feline?

#71

Poop.

#72

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Poop.

Fart.

#73

Vompatti wrote:
A Person wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

AHHHAHHAAHHAHHCVHEHV xD

you win i loooose!

/game

#74

insertnamehere wrote:
Russtifinko wrote:
A Person wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

No! To get away from Colonel Sanders!

Know why it crossed the road along the East Coast in 1770??
To anally molest a feline?

Nope! Good guess though. To get away from...Colonial Sanders!! :drums:

#75

Russtifinko wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
Russtifinko wrote:
A Person wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

No! To get away from Colonel Sanders!

Know why it crossed the road along the East Coast in 1770??
To anally molest a feline?
Nope! Good guess though. To get away from...Colonial Sanders!!

hahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahhahah

i don;t get it

#76

The last time someone molested me being a feline, I had fleas in my anus the week later...

#77

Boogs wrote:The last time someone molested me being a feline, I had fleas in my anus the week later...

I love that sensation too.

#78

Boogs wrote:The last time someone molested me being a feline, I had fleas in my anus the week later...

Just squirt some flee powder up there and everything will be fine....

Also - I voted beer. I'm drinking it - the god of funny should have some too.

#79

lol - figures epi and I are the two that vote beer.

#80

insertnamehere wrote:
Russtifinko wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
Russtifinko wrote:
A Person wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

No! To get away from Colonel Sanders!

Know why it crossed the road along the East Coast in 1770??
To anally molest a feline?
Nope! Good guess though. To get away from...Colonial Sanders!!
hahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahhahah

i don;t get it

Awwwww...

Oh right, voting for things is a thing! I vote surprises, our host has everything but you can never have too many surprises. Like fleas in your anus or a stripper cake. (Though that would fall into at least 2 of the other categories as well, I guess....)

#81

Never mind, I was late to the party :O

#82

fwitw - I got it rusti. It made me chuckle.

#83

A Person wrote:
Lizzy wrote:
Boogs wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:Food is eaten, beer is drank, women grow tired of you, and surprises end.

But dildos?

Dildos are forever.
Until the batteries die
Actually that is when they turn into dildos.
Now i'm curious about what you would call them, because some vibrators are dildos, but not all dildos are vibrators.

This now takes a turn for the even more funny or the completely not funny.

But - there are vibrators that are many shapes and sizes. Some of them are small and round and egg shaped. Some of them are hooked to underwear with a remote control that someone else holds. Some of them have horrifying animal shapes attached to them. Vibrators are basically anything electronic. As per my understanding.

Some dildos can be vibrators. Because they have batteries and work like vibrators, but even when the batteries die, the dildo is still a dildo. It's still penis shaped and gets the job done. With or without technology.

#84

Day 0 is over. THE SMITER has deemed no one unfunny enough to be killed.

It is now Day 1. You have 48 hours to figure out who The First Smiter is.

The poll lasts 48 hours, but it will end as soon as a majority is reached. You cannot change votes. Not everyone's vote is equal. Your vote's weight is based on the tribute you offered to the GoF.

#85

Who killed no one?

This group of "comedians."

#86

Ha ha, I have an alibi! I was killing my neighbor at the time of the non-murder.

#87

bea wrote:
A Person wrote:
Lizzy wrote:
Boogs wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:Food is eaten, beer is drank, women grow tired of you, and surprises end.

But dildos?

Dildos are forever.
Until the batteries die
Actually that is when they turn into dildos.
Now i'm curious about what you would call them, because some vibrators are dildos, but not all dildos are vibrators.
This now takes a turn for the even more funny or the completely not funny.

But - there are vibrators that are many shapes and sizes. Some of them are small and round and egg shaped. Some of them are hooked to underwear with a remote control that someone else holds. Some of them have horrifying animal shapes attached to them. Vibrators are basically anything electronic. As per my understanding.

Some dildos can be vibrators. Because they have batteries and work like vibrators, but even when the batteries die, the dildo is still a dildo. It's still penis shaped and gets the job done. With or without technology.

I was going to make a Venn diagram but I really couldn't be bothered.

Ben Linus · #88

Well, hello you lot of scoundrels. I wish I had some rotten tomatoes to throw your way.

Seriously, has anyone here ever said anything funny? You are so funny that the ICC is currently investigating you for crimes against humanity.

You may have noticed that I'm a god. The God of Funny. Give me candor and respect and I'm sure we will all just get along sunshiney.

Please let me know if you have any questions to I can be sure to ignore them.

Ben Linus · #89

@ Host: There's something wrong with the poll: there's no "Select All" option.

#90

God Of Funny wrote:Well, hello you lot of scoundrels. I wish I had some rotten tomatoes to throw your way.

Seriously, has anyone here ever said anything funny? You are so funny that the ICC is currently investigating you for crimes against humanity.

You may have noticed that I'm a god. The God of Funny. Give me candor and respect and I'm sure we will all just get along sunshiney.

Please let me know if you have any questions to I can be sure to ignore them.

I don't have any questions k

Ben Linus · #91

A Person wrote:
God Of Funny wrote:Well, hello you lot of scoundrels. I wish I had some rotten tomatoes to throw your way.

Seriously, has anyone here ever said anything funny? You are so funny that the ICC is currently investigating you for crimes against humanity.

You may have noticed that I'm a god. The God of Funny. Give me candor and respect and I'm sure we will all just get along sunshiney.

Please let me know if you have any questions to I can be sure to ignore them.
I don't have any questions k

I'm liking you already, lady.

#92

I edited the poll to include a non-player option. This had the unintended consequence of extending the poll by about an hour and a half. I hope you all give as little of a shit as I do.

#93

Erm, nope, the time didn't change. Carry on!

#94

Turnip Head wrote:I edited the poll to include a non-player option. This had the unintended consequence of extending the poll by about an hour and a half. I hope you all give as little of a shit as I do.

I will take my store moto here...."XXXX all out of fucks to give."

#95

god of funny being pizza the hut... I can't even...

I mean...I'm trying... and I'm failing...so hard.

In return, I shall seek out tribute for the god of funny.

#96

#97

Hello all! I will be your lovely mod this game. If you have any issues about anything at all, please let me know! You wouldn't want to....

test....

me....

#98

Dom wrote:Hello all! I will be your lovely mod this game. If you have any issues about anything at all, please let me know! You wouldn't want to....

test....

me....

Glee is an overrated shitshow with insipid music, paper thin characters, and also Ryan Murphy is a talentless hack.

#99

I did it.

#100

My vote's stuck.

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Special Games	Civilian: Independent:

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Heists	Civilian: MVP: RED vs BLUE
Burglaries	Independent: The Theme Is Literally a Burglary
Special Games	Civilian: Independent:

Full Games	Civilian: Mafia: Independent:
Speed Games	Civilian: Fiddler on the Roof Mafia:
Heists	Civilian: MVP: RED vs BLUE
Burglaries	Independent: The Theme Is Literally a Burglary
Special Games	Civilian: Independent:

Full Games	Civilian: Mafia: Independent:
Speed Games	Civilian: Fiddler on the Roof Mafia:
Heists	Civilian: MVP: RED vs BLUE
Burglaries	Independent: The Theme Is Literally a Burglary
Special Games	Civilian: Independent:

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