Funny or Die - Game Over

#101

Metal the rules said you can't change your vote

GodofFunny is a pizza face? I never though I'd be able to say this, but... Mmmm... Look at them big pepperonis!

#102

Who reads rules around here anyway?

#103

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Who reads rules around here anyway?

SUCKERS, that's who!

#104

Don't vote for me. I'm not the smiter and I'm funny. Get it?

#105

insertnamehere wrote:
Dom wrote:Hello all! I will be your lovely mod this game. If you have any issues about anything at all, please let me know! You wouldn't want to....

test....

me....

Glee is an overrated shitshow with insipid music, paper thin characters, and also Ryan Murphy is a talentless hack.

Dom may not be able to vote you for this but I can!

#106

fingersplints wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:
Dom wrote:Hello all! I will be your lovely mod this game. If you have any issues about anything at all, please let me know! You wouldn't want to....

test....

me....

Glee is an overrated shitshow with insipid music, paper thin characters, and also Ryan Murphy is a talentless hack.

Dom may not be able to vote you for this but I can!

Ok, ok, umm, the third season of American Horror Story was obviously the best one! The songs on Glee certainly don't sound like Kidz Bop to me! Nip and Tuck is a master- I can't do this anymore.

#107

bea wrote:fwitw - I got it rusti. It made me chuckle.

Thanks bea!

Does Pizza the Hut have bell peppers and olives too? I knew about the pepperoni, but I never figured him for a supreme.

#108

I'm tempted to vote for Russti.

#109

Lizzy wrote:I'm tempted to vote for Russti.

Why exactly? I thought he seemed more like a different character to me. I kind of have an idea of who I want to vote for

#110

Boogs wrote:
Lizzy wrote:I'm tempted to vote for Russti.
Why exactly? I thought he seemed more like a different character to me. I kind of have an idea of who I want to vote for

Oh! I just need to practice. See, I have never ever (as far as I can remember) voted for him although he was mostly bad. He's always so friendly and nice and charming, that the mere thought of voting him makes me cry myself to sleep at night. Well, not anymore, son! It's time for some applied behaviour analysis.

#111

insertnamehere wrote:
Dom wrote:Hello all! I will be your lovely mod this game. If you have any issues about anything at all, please let me know! You wouldn't want to....

test....

me....

Glee is an overrated shitshow with insipid music, paper thin characters, and also Ryan Murphy is a talentless hack.

Season one of Glee isn't bad. Seasons two and three are mediocre and stray away from what made the show good. I haven't watched since season three. Anyway, Ryan Murphy writes well in short bursts. Season two of AHS was fantastic, and I haven't seen season three yet.
Have fun, everyone!

#112

Did I miss Vomp and A Person explaining their votes?

#113

I'm curious if anyone got anything from Day 0.

Also,

Turnip Head wrote:Day 0 is over. THE SMITER has deemed no one unfunny enough to be killed.

It is now Day 1. You have 48 hours to figure out who The First Smiter is.

The poll lasts 48 hours, but it will end as soon as a majority is reached. You cannot change votes. Not everyone's vote is equal. Your vote's weight is based on the tribute you offered to the GoF.

I wonder if this means the smiter had the option of killing Day 0 and chose not to. Not sure if that is what it even means, but if so who would we think would choose not to kill? Maybe a new person? I have no idea who Boogs is (so maybe will vote that way to introduce myself

) and have limited experience with the majority of the rest of the players.

Anyways just something to think about. Should be interesting how we balance the funny and try to mafia at the same time. I think I am generally only funny on accident so I doubt I will be around long :P

#114

I think they accidentally voted for themselves. And Fingersplints not knowing me isn't a good reason to throw a vote on me lol.

But anyway, I feel like I'm going to vote for Vompattii because he was making no sense when posting last night lol I think he's a drunk smiter.

#115

Boogs wrote:I think they accidentally voted for themselves. And Fingersplints not knowing me isn't a good reason to throw a vote on me lol.

But anyway, I feel like I'm going to vote for Vompattii because he was making no sense when posting last night lol I think he's a drunk smiter.

That is though.

|||| (sigh No one here will understand that. The host might from our chat for FCMM :P lol )

MetalMarsh seemed to vote under the assumption he was allowed to change his vote. Kind of a weird mistake to make since IMO you are more often not allowed to change your vote then are, but I will give him the benefit of the doubt that that was truly the case as I have not played much lately and just played on a site where you are ALWAYS allowed to change your vote. But I didn't ask about him :P

Vomps did not vote himself, but I can see his being a joke thing since he and Lizzy seem to be buddies. A Person self voted. Either way, drive by votes are very sketchy to me.

#116

I don't know what happened there

I should probably start previewing my posts more often.

#117

i'm a very sketchy person

#118

VMOPS WTF

#119

Lizzy wrote:
Boogs wrote:
Lizzy wrote:I'm tempted to vote for Russti.
Why exactly? I thought he seemed more like a different character to me. I kind of have an idea of who I want to vote for
Oh! I just need to practice. See, I have never ever (as far as I can remember) voted for him although he was mostly bad. He's always so friendly and nice and charming, that the mere thought of voting him makes me cry myself to sleep at night. Well, not anymore, son! It's time for some applied behaviour analysis.

Awwww!

I was not evil! But I am surprised I'm not dead. I forgot how hard it is to be funny without my voice and goofy face.

I think bea seems nice enough to not want to kill anyone.

#120

Russtifinko wrote:
Lizzy wrote:
Boogs wrote:
Lizzy wrote:I'm tempted to vote for Russti.
Why exactly? I thought he seemed more like a different character to me. I kind of have an idea of who I want to vote for
Oh! I just need to practice. See, I have never ever (as far as I can remember) voted for him although he was mostly bad. He's always so friendly and nice and charming, that the mere thought of voting him makes me cry myself to sleep at night. Well, not anymore, son! It's time for some applied behaviour analysis.
Awwww!

I was not evil! But I am surprised I'm not dead. I forgot how hard it is to be funny without my voice and goofy face.

I think bea seems nice enough to not want to kill anyone.

I still have to vote for you, even though I might have to overdose on Prozac later.

It's hard to be funny when you're pressured to be funny. Besides, I'm mostly mean and sarcastic which does not necessarily equate with being funny (also a gril).

#121

... unless you make me an offer I can't refuse. A non-aggression pact, for instance.

#122

Lizzy wrote:

VMOPS WTF

i dunno lol xD

#123

Does anyone want to make a pact with me?

No?

okay...

*cries*

#124

fingersplints wrote:
Boogs wrote:I think they accidentally voted for themselves. And Fingersplints not knowing me isn't a good reason to throw a vote on me lol.

But anyway, I feel like I'm going to vote for Vompattii because he was making no sense when posting last night lol I think he's a drunk smiter.
That is though. |||| (sigh No one here will understand that. The host might from our chat for FCMM :P lol )

MetalMarsh seemed to vote under the assumption he was allowed to change his vote. Kind of a weird mistake to make since IMO you are more often not allowed to change your vote then are, but I will give him the benefit of the doubt that that was truly the case as I have not played much lately and just played on a site where you are ALWAYS allowed to change your vote. But I didn't ask about him :P

Vomps did not vote himself, but I can see his being a joke thing since he and Lizzy seem to be buddies. A Person self voted. Either way, drive by votes are very sketchy to me.

I answered the immediate question of "Who killed no one?" Then I realized that this might actually be a lynch and that self-voting would be silly. So while I didn't realize we couldn't change votes, I also should not have been so rash.

Enough of the serious biznesseses, let's party.

Ben Linus · #125

Bonus Points: Limerick Challenge

Optional: Send me a limerick by 9pm EST tonight (copy the host on the post as well). The limerick needs to be funny, but remember that lurid and raunchy do not automatically equal hilarious.

Go for clever or go for broke.

#126

These are not the droids you are looking for.

#127

God Of Funny wrote:(copy the host on the post as well)

What's this?

Ben Linus · #128

Metalmarsh89 wrote:
God Of Funny wrote:(copy the host on the post as well)
What's this?

If you submit a limerick to me via PM, please CC the host (TurnipHead) on your submission.

#129

Thank you. Who wants some funny business?

#130

insertnamehere wrote:Does anyone want to make a pact with me?

Sure

#131

fingersplints wrote:
insertnamehere wrote:Does anyone want to make a pact with me?
Sure

Awesome!

#132

anyone wanna hear a joke?

My life! hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

#133

A Person wrote:anyone wanna hear a joke?

My life! hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!!1

#134

Lizzy wrote:... unless you make me an offer I can't refuse. A non-aggression pact, for instance.

Oooh!

I, Russti the Plaid, the Lizard of Hammock, (hereafter: "Rsusit"), do hereby and foresowith extend to the illustrious Lizzy, Lady of the Big Red Rump and Cloven Feet, (hereafter: "Lzizy") a pact and truce in the spirit of cooperation between our two nations. This treatise in effect under the terms of the Nantes Agreement of 1862, pursuant to the stipulations laid out in the earliest code of Mafia Law, The Book of Sock, under the ever-lecherous eye of the Garrulous God of Funny, He of Three Cheesiness. The conditions of the Rsusit and Lzizy pact (revised for brevity and plainness of speech (read: we skipped to the important stuff)):
*****************************************************************************************************************************************************
Article I.
Section 6.
Paragraph 61 and Three-Quarters.
Item Kremazoo
Clause ßƒ.
Subparagraph G
1) Lzizy shall not, under any circumstances, vote for Rsusit ever. Unless he is being really, really bad.
2) Ditto for Rsusit regarding Lzizy.
*****************************************************************************************************************************************************
This agreement to enter into effect immediately, and supercedes all other bodies of law, natural of unnatural, including but not limited to the Kyoto Protocol, the Geneva convention, and the Constitution of the United States of America, so help me God of Funny, for one and for all, peace and blessings, The End.

(fin)

PS - Conflabbed Javatext spacing thingy made my document look less official. Boooooo!

#135

Metalmarsh89 wrote:Thank you. Who wants some funny business?

I do!

Also, this:

#136

Russtifinko wrote:
Metalmarsh89 wrote:Thank you. Who wants some funny business?
I do!

Also, this:

Shouldn't you be saving people more on car insurance?

#137

Russtifinko wrote:
Metalmarsh89 wrote:Thank you. Who wants some funny business?
I do!

You may now kiss the bride (who is actually a guy).

#138

A Person wrote:anyone wanna hear a joke?

My life! hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

This made me smile

#139

I have no idea where to vote.

I also was not the smiter. If I were I would have smote someone good and hard.

I'm not quite as nice as my reputation makes me out to be.

#140

I went with epi - didn't seem right he shouldn't be in on the fun.

if boogs and inh each get a vote we'll have an everyway tie!!!!

#141

bea wrote:I went with epi - didn't seem right he shouldn't be in on the fun.

if boogs and inh each get a vote we'll have an everyway tie!!!!

votes inh

#142

You know what's funny? Letting me decide who dies.

#143

You all have one hour to make me laugh or I will kill you.

#144

Epignosis wrote:You all have one hour to make me laugh or I will kill you.

(Tap dances with a cane to kitty cha cha)

#145

Boogs wrote:
Epignosis wrote:You all have one hour to make me laugh or I will kill you.
(Tap dances with a cane to kitty cha cha)

#146

You know what's funny?

There's 5 minutes to the end of this poll, and Turnip Head has no idea who is getting lynched. He has to write posts, make sure there's no mistakes, and all that nonsense, and I'm holding him up.

And I get to choose.

#147

Also

#148

Sorry about the size of that pic folks. Won't happen again.

#149

Fingersplints has been lynched. She was a civilian

You're not out of this yet splintsy! You may still post on topic in dead red. You cannot vote, but you can still win as long as you're funny

It is now Night 1. A new Smiter has been chosen.

#150

fingersplints wrote:
bea wrote:I went with epi - didn't seem right he shouldn't be in on the fun.

if boogs and inh each get a vote we'll have an everyway tie!!!!
votes inh

i thought we had a deal...

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