Shadow Corridors Mafia [GAME OVER]

[Poison]

Did someone say falcon is town? If so i concur falcon town

If nobody said that then i retract

I said it. I also said you're probably scum.
Thats a pickle eh

But your name starts with "stupid" should we listen to you?

[nutella]

It is not gross, and it was a silly/friendly thing to say

I do not have high hopes that my alignment, whatever that alignment may be, will win this game, after seeing the posts written in the thread so far...

wut

[Poison]

Accidental emoji

Why do they keep appearing on mobile

And why are they always so accurate

I like the general emoji predictor I go "hmmmm" and they have the thinking emoji. That's my most used and favourite emoji.

[Poison]

I am threadspewed town because everyone thinks im scum

It does not work that way or does it?

[Poison]

Whenever theres a big consensus on someone's alignment that person is >>>rand town, regardless of what that consensus is, from my experience

Intresting, how do you think this is gonna go for you exactly?

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Did someone say falcon is town? If so i concur falcon town

If nobody said that then i retract

I said it. I also said you're probably scum.
Thats a pickle eh

But your name starts with "stupid" should we listen to you?

Uhhhh, your name is "poison".

[Poison]

When a mob gathers up with the pitchforks and torches they can do two things:

1) praise celebrities and idolize them (correctly consensus townread a town)

2) unfairly hang someone on the spot after accusing them of witchcraft (the opposite)

The actual evil people (politicians) know how to avoid basic mob mentality

That's um a very organized thought. If you go by this thought, how do you think people are doing rn? Who are these evil people? And why are they doing 1 or 2?

[Poison]

Did someone say falcon is town? If so i concur falcon town

If nobody said that then i retract

I said it. I also said you're probably scum.
Thats a pickle eh

But your name starts with "stupid" should we listen to you?

Uhhhh, your name is "poison".

Yes. I'm a poisonous cookie in the woods that woods eat and die.

[Poison]

*woofs

[falcon45ca]

Yes u are. One page is 50 posts is it not? How hard would it be for u to just scroll down and read all 30 of my posts? I can check all of yours in 2 minutes

Would've been way easier if you'd just fucking tell me.

I'll read back in the morning. You're not really all that important rn.

"It would have been easier for me if u requoted ur posts in a 6 page game instead of me reading them"

It would also be easier for u if i wipe ur butt after u take a poo-poo. Would you like me to start wiping your butt after you take a poo poo mister flanders?

Who wouldn't? That kind of service ain't cheap

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Did someone say falcon is town? If so i concur falcon town

If nobody said that then i retract

I said it. I also said you're probably scum.
Thats a pickle eh

But your name starts with "stupid" should we listen to you?

Uhhhh, your name is "poison".

Yes. I'm a poisonous cookie in the woods that woods eat and die.

Sick. That's a rad superpower

[Poison]

I think that my last post was quite towny

Inb4 getting scumread for calling myself town because thats clearly a scumtell

I don't think I would be able to differentiate my posts as town cause when I'm town, all my posts would be towny from my perspective.

[Poison]

Did someone say falcon is town? If so i concur falcon town

If nobody said that then i retract

I said it. I also said you're probably scum.
Thats a pickle eh

But your name starts with "stupid" should we listen to you?

Uhhhh, your name is "poison".

Yes. I'm a poisonous cookie in the woods that woods eat and die.

Sick. That's a rad superpower

Do what type of cookie do you like

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Yes u are. One page is 50 posts is it not? How hard would it be for u to just scroll down and read all 30 of my posts? I can check all of yours in 2 minutes

Would've been way easier if you'd just fucking tell me.

I'll read back in the morning. You're not really all that important rn.

"It would have been easier for me if u requoted ur posts in a 6 page game instead of me reading them"

It would also be easier for u if i wipe ur butt after u take a poo-poo. Would you like me to start wiping your butt after you take a poo poo mister flanders?

Who wouldn't? That kind of service ain't cheap

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Did someone say falcon is town? If so i concur falcon town

If nobody said that then i retract

I said it. I also said you're probably scum.
Thats a pickle eh

But your name starts with "stupid" should we listen to you?

Uhhhh, your name is "poison".

Yes. I'm a poisonous cookie in the woods that woods eat and die.

Sick. That's a rad superpower

Do what type of cookie do you like

Never smashed a cookie I didn't like

[Poison]

It is not gross, and it was a silly/friendly thing to say

I do not have high hopes that my alignment, whatever that alignment may be, will win this game, after seeing the posts written in the thread so far...

Ohhhghh this is interesting if you are 3p don't die.

[Poison]

Man, I'm so excited about the 3p roles idk why.

[Poison]

I said it. I also said you're probably scum.
Thats a pickle eh

But your name starts with "stupid" should we listen to you?

Uhhhh, your name is "poison".

Yes. I'm a poisonous cookie in the woods that woods eat and die.

Sick. That's a rad superpower

Do what type of cookie do you like

Never smashed a cookie I didn't like

Oh oh you don't have to smash me, I melt in mouth easily.

Quick and effective poison cookies

[falcon45ca]

Jesus this is starting to have way too many sexual innuendos

[Poison]

I do slightly dislike how Poison seems static in her Tutuu read while others feel more fluid and considering more info (like Alison).

I see that, but I'm not sure Poison would be so static in the read with so many scum reading Tuutu if they're teammates. I doubt they're w/w

Um why can't we be teammates exactly?

[Poison]

Jesus this is starting to have way too many sexual innuendos

What? This is a normal food and death talk.

Perv mind.

[Poison]

Did someone say falcon is town? If so i concur falcon town

If nobody said that then i retract

I said it. I also said you're probably scum.
Thats a pickle eh

Maybe for u but not fot me!

Alrighty then.

Any reads so far? Other than falcon

I do have reads other than falcon and they are written in the thread!

Remind me please. I'm sure I've missed a bunch of posts from other players too.

I'm like a heart on my sleeve, seat of pants guy until morning.

I can relate to it tbh. Do you play fast paced games?

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

But your name starts with "stupid" should we listen to you?

Uhhhh, your name is "poison".

Yes. I'm a poisonous cookie in the woods that woods eat and die.

Sick. That's a rad superpower

Do what type of cookie do you like

Never smashed a cookie I didn't like

Oh oh you don't have to smash me, I melt in mouth easily.

Quick and effective poison cookies

Can't deny how turned on I am rn. I'm picturing you as Kim Jong Un's little sister.

Whats your take on Tuutu?

[falcon45ca]

When a mob gathers up with the pitchforks and torches they can do two things:

1) praise celebrities and idolize them (correctly consensus townread a town)

2) unfairly hang someone on the spot after accusing them of witchcraft (the opposite)

The actual evil people (politicians) know how to avoid basic mob mentality

Nice false dilemma fallacy ya got there.



Especially like the appeal to emotion in #2, very Salem of you

[nutella]

"MOMMY MOMMY DOES THE ZIPPER GO ON MY PEE PEE OR MY POO POO" screamed young ned flanders, bawling his eyes out

"On your front, sweetheart, on your front..." tiredly said tutuu, dressed in her maid outfut, her eyes exhausted and lifeless

"I WANT CANDY" screamed ned flanders off the top of his lungs, rupturing tutuu's ear drums

"Shh shh sweetheart, i'll get u candy, i'll get u candy..." tutuu tried to reason with him

"CANDYYYYYYYYY" yelled ned flanders as he escaped his baby cage and, rushing to the kitchen, leaving a poop trail behind him, like a snail.

"Sigh" sighed tutuu, resigned to her fate, as she bended over and pulled out a cloth and started going after ned flanders, wiping his poop trail

i hate this so much

[Poison]

everyone scum reading tutuuu. hmmm... what did she do wrong, I don't remember her getting scum read this early.

idk man haters with their unrealistic expectations

are you depressed because for so long you've been waiting to thrash us and show us how dangerous it was for us to always townclear you early and now when you finally rolled scum you get suspected immediately?

alison town.

whats your read here

That she is town. Cause that's an easy read to make mostly because as scum I wont try to get Alison in my wolf reads, tha would be bad.

I'm a good scum. I keep interesting things in mind. Right, Alison?

[falcon45ca]

Jesus this is starting to have way too many sexual innuendos

What? This is a normal food and death talk.

Perv mind.

Wait, you don't mix food, death & sex?





Fuxk, I joined the wrong club

[MacDougall]

7 fucken pages yewwww go kids

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Did someone say falcon is town? If so i concur falcon town

If nobody said that then i retract

I said it. I also said you're probably scum.
Thats a pickle eh

Maybe for u but not fot me!

Alrighty then.

Any reads so far? Other than falcon

I do have reads other than falcon and they are written in the thread!

Remind me please. I'm sure I've missed a bunch of posts from other players too.

I'm like a heart on my sleeve, seat of pants guy until morning.

I can relate to it tbh. Do you play fast paced games?

My home has a lot of balance. Theres not many of us (20 is a massive game with newbies and returning retirees), some play fast, some play slow.

I just go with the flow at night, read back and catch up during the work day

[Poison]

Uhhhh, your name is "poison".

Yes. I'm a poisonous cookie in the woods that woods eat and die.

Sick. That's a rad superpower

Do what type of cookie do you like

Never smashed a cookie I didn't like

Oh oh you don't have to smash me, I melt in mouth easily.

Quick and effective poison cookies

Can't deny how turned on I am rn. I'm picturing you as Kim Jong Un's little sister.

Whats your take on Tuutu?

WTF.

Tutuu is probably not town. I wanna read her 3p.

Im rather very excited about the 3ps.

[falcon45ca]

"MOMMY MOMMY DOES THE ZIPPER GO ON MY PEE PEE OR MY POO POO" screamed young ned flanders, bawling his eyes out

"On your front, sweetheart, on your front..." tiredly said tutuu, dressed in her maid outfut, her eyes exhausted and lifeless

"I WANT CANDY" screamed ned flanders off the top of his lungs, rupturing tutuu's ear drums

"Shh shh sweetheart, i'll get u candy, i'll get u candy..." tutuu tried to reason with him

"CANDYYYYYYYYY" yelled ned flanders as he escaped his baby cage and, rushing to the kitchen, leaving a poop trail behind him, like a snail.

"Sigh" sighed tutuu, resigned to her fate, as she bended over and pulled out a cloth and started going after ned flanders, wiping his poop trail

i hate this so much

Yeah it's not a good look

[tutuu]

Jesus christ 13 notifications

Im not reading shit

Just wanted to pop in and say i have a genius townread on nutella

I came up with an original name for it. I call it too wolfy to be a wolf

Basically i think nutella coming in and perma sheeping (TuTu oBv ScUm LoL) to (oh shit poison scum) reminds me of those games as town where she felt chill and just sheeped nay a care in the world

She can be assertive and high energy but every coin has two sides (which is what the ppl scumreading me due to my meta should realize!) and i think both sides are different from when shes scum. When shes scum shes kinda just ... easy to call as scum, i wanna say?

[Alison]

Whenever theres a big consensus on someone's alignment that person is >>>rand town, regardless of what that consensus is, from my experience

this is a massive lie

[Alison]

Whenever theres a big consensus on someone's alignment that person is >>>rand town, regardless of what that consensus is, from my experience

this is a massive lie

[Poison]

I said it. I also said you're probably scum.
Thats a pickle eh

Maybe for u but not fot me!

Alrighty then.

Any reads so far? Other than falcon

I do have reads other than falcon and they are written in the thread!

Remind me please. I'm sure I've missed a bunch of posts from other players too.

I'm like a heart on my sleeve, seat of pants guy until morning.

I can relate to it tbh. Do you play fast paced games?

My home has a lot of balance. Theres not many of us (20 is a massive game with newbies and returning retirees), some play fast, some play slow.

I just go with the flow at night, read back and catch up during the work day

My homesite has come down to 10-12 players. Time to kidnap some from here!!!!

[tutuu]

Tutuu
Thunal
Flanders
Alison
Nutella

Falcon

Rest

Poison

[MacDougall]

im gonna do a fun trick

im gonna townfirm myself by not giving enough of a fuck to be mafia

then you won't chop me

but the mafia will fearkill me n1 cuz they'll think i'm a pr

ez shit

[Alison]

When a mob gathers up with the pitchforks and torches they can do two things:

1) praise celebrities and idolize them (correctly consensus townread a town)

2) unfairly hang someone on the spot after accusing them of witchcraft (the opposite)

The actual evil people (politicians) know how to avoid basic mob mentality

@Alison i wasnt even thinking of u but look i did the thing u wanted to hear! Inb4 u say i faked it because u wanted me to do it and the fact that i display self-awareness over it and the desire for u to see it by pinging u means its not genuine and im mafia

i dunno it doesn't have the over the top sparkliness I'm looking for from town tutuu roleplay

[tutuu]

Whenever theres a big consensus on someone's alignment that person is >>>rand town, regardless of what that consensus is, from my experience

this is a massive lie

It could be false but i am not lying about my experience, because i am town

[Poison]

Jesus this is starting to have way too many sexual innuendos

What? This is a normal food and death talk.

Perv mind.

Wait, you don't mix food, death & sex?





Fuxk, I joined the wrong club

Nooo ew.

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Jesus this is starting to have way too many sexual innuendos

Better kiss that Bible tonight falc.

Mine were all intentional. Not sure if poison is town or not, but I think she's hot.

[Alison]

It is not gross, and it was a silly/friendly thing to say

I do not have high hopes that my alignment, whatever that alignment may be, will win this game, after seeing the posts written in the thread so far...

if you're town, what makes you think town will lose just because they wrongly suspect you?

[falcon45ca]

Maybe for u but not fot me!

Alrighty then.

Any reads so far? Other than falcon

I do have reads other than falcon and they are written in the thread!

Remind me please. I'm sure I've missed a bunch of posts from other players too.

I'm like a heart on my sleeve, seat of pants guy until morning.

I can relate to it tbh. Do you play fast paced games?

My home has a lot of balance. Theres not many of us (20 is a massive game with newbies and returning retirees), some play fast, some play slow.

I just go with the flow at night, read back and catch up during the work day

My homesite has come down to 10-12 players. Time to kidnap some from here!!!!

Where's your home site?

[tutuu]

When a mob gathers up with the pitchforks and torches they can do two things:

1) praise celebrities and idolize them (correctly consensus townread a town)

2) unfairly hang someone on the spot after accusing them of witchcraft (the opposite)

The actual evil people (politicians) know how to avoid basic mob mentality

@Alison i wasnt even thinking of u but look i did the thing u wanted to hear! Inb4 u say i faked it because u wanted me to do it and the fact that i display self-awareness over it and the desire for u to see it by pinging u means its not genuine and im mafia

i dunno it doesn't have the over the top sparkliness I'm looking for from town tutuu roleplay

Wait until u read what i wrote about flanders then. I like thst one a lot, made myself laugh

[Alison]

I think it's a lot more likely that mafia thinks they're boned if they get sniped off D1, than town genuinely thinks the game is loss off a single misexe D1.

[Poison]

Jesus this is starting to have way too many sexual innuendos

Better kiss that Bible tonight falc.

Mine were all intentional. Not sure if poison is town or not, but I think she's hot.

??????

What the hell did I say wrong?

[Poison]

Tutuu
Thunal
Flanders
Alison
Nutella

Falcon

Rest

Poison

Nice

[tutuu]

It is not gross, and it was a silly/friendly thing to say

I do not have high hopes that my alignment, whatever that alignment may be, will win this game, after seeing the posts written in the thread so far...

if you're town, what makes you think town will lose just because they wrongly suspect you?

I perceive the majority of reasons given to suspect me as nonsensical and ridiculous

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Maybe for u but not fot me!

Alrighty then.

Any reads so far? Other than falcon

I do have reads other than falcon and they are written in the thread!

Remind me please. I'm sure I've missed a bunch of posts from other players too.

I'm like a heart on my sleeve, seat of pants guy until morning.

I can relate to it tbh. Do you play fast paced games?

My home has a lot of balance. Theres not many of us (20 is a massive game with newbies and returning retirees), some play fast, some play slow.

I just go with the flow at night, read back and catch up during the work day

My homesite has come down to 10-12 players. Time to kidnap some from here!!!!

We have about the same, consistently. It's why a bunch of us have come to this site.

Not that we don't love eachother and all that, just that, you know. You're here too

[falcon45ca]

Jesus this is starting to have way too many sexual innuendos

Better kiss that Bible tonight falc.

Mine were all intentional. Not sure if poison is town or not, but I think she's hot.

I know yours were intentional, cuz there's only 1 way a guy smashes a cookie, unless he's making a delicious cookie crumble crust cheesecake (alliteration baby), and you ain't no baker.