Fargo Mafia [Game Ends]

[Alison]

Okay, this is insane. Alison has four troopers at her disposal. Odd busdrives. LC tracks and watches and he's, what, also a 2-shot role cop? JPIC can maybe also track.
Masons. Esooa's tree stump that also has powers. A vig that's also a doctor. Everyone has multiple powers and they're all insane and unbelievable.

You guys wanna know what I can do? What fancy bullshit I have?

I can give someone a typewriter.

I can give.

Someone.

A typewriter.

A.

Fucking.

Spoiler: show

TYPEWRITER

the last person who had typing things based powers could literally kill people with the stories he wrote

[Alison]

what does the typewriter do

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Okay, this is insane. Alison has four troopers at her disposal. Odd busdrives. LC tracks and watches and he's, what, also a 2-shot role cop? JPIC can maybe also track.
Masons. Esooa's tree stump that also has powers. A vig that's also a doctor. Everyone has multiple powers and they're all insane and unbelievable.

You guys wanna know what I can do? What fancy bullshit I have?

I can give someone a typewriter.

I can give.

Someone.

A typewriter.

A.

Fucking.

Spoiler: show

TYPEWRITER

Did you give me a typewriter

[Strawhenge]

what does the typewriter do

The person I give it to can post a message through the host.

Yep. That's it. I don't also have busdriving alien trackerwatcher 2-shot bulletproof strongman vig powers like literally everyone else here.

@NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME, no. I gave it to someone else who didn't use it. God knows why. Or maybe God doesn't even know.

[KZA]

Okay, this is insane. Alison has four troopers at her disposal. Odd busdrives. LC tracks and watches and he's, what, also a 2-shot role cop? JPIC can maybe also track.
Masons. Esooa's tree stump that also has powers. A vig that's also a doctor. Everyone has multiple powers and they're all insane and unbelievable.

You guys wanna know what I can do? What fancy bullshit I have?

I can give someone a typewriter.

I can give.

Someone.

A typewriter.

A.

Fucking.

Spoiler: show

TYPEWRITER

LOL

so are you Rye or Skip

[Strawhenge]

If someone were to claim they were a 10-shot bulletproof cop, rolecop, tracker, watcher, mason, innocent child, vig, and doctor rolled into one, I would have no logical recourse other than to believe it outright.

[Strawhenge]

so are you Rye or Skip

Skip Sprang, at your service. Can I offer you a typewriter in these trying times?

[Strawhenge]

Warning: the typewriter might get roleblocked, redirected, bus driven, or abducted by fucking alien while out for delivery. Please sign this waiver.

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

I don't get why you seem upset about lc dying at night, that's a good thing

[Strawhenge]

I don't get why you seem upset about lc dying at night, that's a good thing

I get upset when townies die at night. I also get upset when someone I was so sure was scum turns out to be town.

Why is LC dying a good thing to you, Nanook?

[KZA]

Strawhenge is very creative if that's a fake claim

He's just town tho

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

I don't get why you seem upset about lc dying at night, that's a good thing

I get upset when townies die at night. I also get upset when someone I was so sure was scum turns out to be town.

Why is LC dying a good thing to you, Nanook?

It clears the poe, and he was the only death. Thats a good night!

[Strawhenge]

I’m on my phone right now, otherwise I would crawl the thread, but who the fuck claimed vanilla at the start of the game, and when are we going to call them out as a fucking liar.

[KZA]

Marmot is giving me good vibes.

Are you flavored town this game?

do you consider vanilla a flavour?

BK did. I'll let him respond.

[Strawhenge]

I don't get why you seem upset about lc dying at night, that's a good thing

I get upset when townies die at night. I also get upset when someone I was so sure was scum turns out to be town.

Why is LC dying a good thing to you, Nanook?

It clears the poe, and he was the only death. Thats a good night!

Oh I see what you’re saying. I thought you were glad a townie was dead and I was confused but what’s new.

[Hally]

straw obvious villager

[Hally]

why is spf a villager

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Strawhenge is very creative if that's a fake claim

He's just town tho

Don't think its a clearing claim

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

why is spf a villager

She sent me a gift i think she's unlikely to send me as mafia

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

I’m on my phone right now, otherwise I would crawl the thread, but who the fuck claimed vanilla at the start of the game, and when are we going to call them out as a fucking liar.

Marmot and uh

They're pretty well dead

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Oh I thought it was Marmot that did, lolme

[Hally]

why is spf a villager

She sent me a gift i think she's unlikely to send me as mafia

why not if she can clear herself with it

[Hally]

[VOTE: spf] aubergine

[staypositivefriend]

sup hally

[staypositivefriend]

i'll post my full claim in a few minutes

i'm still just town. don't get wrapped in tinfoil please

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

why is spf a villager

She sent me a gift i think she's unlikely to send me as mafia

why not if she can clear herself with it

She sent me a vest lol

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

I don't think @staypositivefriend sends me a vest if she's mafia, do you?

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

It was probably optimal to let mafia pop it, but I want to cut off spf tinfoil

[Oddmerta]

Alison ordered me to swap herself and Long Con and I accepted


I have also reccieved a pill from BoKnows

[staypositivefriend]

alright, i'm karl weathers

i have a couple of abilities, and they are abilities that are the most effective when i don't have to claim them, but for the sake of clarifying the mechanics and (hopefully) taking myself out of the POE, i'll give the full description

my first ability allows me to pick a player and shield them against all actions on the same night

my second ability allows me to take the name of any player* and remove them from the poll the following day, once per game

my third ability is that i am given an estate by every dead town player*, and i am able to "gift" those estates to any player in the game, which gives them a certain type of ability that i do not know the details of

*my fourth ability (if you can call it that) is that anyone who votes me at any time during the game will be removed as one of my "clients" for the next two nights, and i'm unable to gift them stuff or take their name out of the poll

now, here the actions i've done throughout this game:

i protected jaggedjimmyjay from night actions on night one

on n2, i sent JJJ's estate to sloonei

i protected hally from night actions on night two

i sent macdougall's estate to michelle on n2

last night i protected michelle from night actions

last night i sent TSP's (?) estate to nanook

i believe there might be a gap/error missing in that timeline because this has been a long game, but that more or less sums up my actions. i did not receive sloonei's estate because he voted me on d1

[Strawhenge]

Of course you have all those abilities. Are you sure you didn't leave out one or five?

[Strawhenge]

Alright, show of hands, who here has the ability to protect someone? Even if it's x-shot.

[KZA]

KARL WEATHERS

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

I guess its less clearing since spf didn't know id be getting a vest but

I'm still willing to f3 clear her for how townsiding she's been with her role

[Hally]

Alison ordered me to swap herself and Long Con and I accepted


I have also reccieved a pill from BoKnows

@BoKnows what does the pill do?

[staypositivefriend]

im gay.

[Hally]

who are the wolves

[staypositivefriend]

who are the wolves

fingersplints/KZA probably has one

[KZA]

flip JPIC and then stop putting me in your POE when he's mafia

[KZA]

It would be really funny if Michelle is actually a faulty cop, Al Sama and Ted were both Mafia, and JPIC/Splints is a serial killer and this was never even multiball

[Hally]

why does jpic have to be a wolf?

it seems not impossible for another villager with a track to exist?

but we should have him claim results for every night

[BoKnows]

Marmot is giving me good vibes.

Are you flavored town this game?

do you consider vanilla a flavour?

BK did. I'll let him respond.

hello

[BoKnows]

Alison ordered me to swap herself and Long Con and I accepted


I have also reccieved a pill from BoKnows

@BoKnows what does the pill do?

No idea, "Each pill comes with an ability affect that it may grant to its recipient 50% of the time."

[Hally]

full claim please bo. targets and everything

[KZA]

why does jpic have to be a wolf?

it seems not impossible for another villager with a track to exist?

but we should have him claim results for every night

Are we not just killing the PoE

[BoKnows]

Wait. I do know the ability of pill... idk if Odd wants me to reveal it or not.

I'm Betsy Solverson I can gift someone a pill every night. There are placebo pills so it only works 50% of the time.

N1 Target: JJJ
N2 Target: Hally
N4 Target: Oddmert

[Hally]

jpic
kza
splints
bo

how many wolves in here?

[Hally]

i never got a pill

and yes please say what it does

[BoKnows]

jpic
kza
splints
bo

how many wolves in here?

why me?

[KZA]

Lol marmots fake claim was so lame compared to these