Modern Family Hydra Mafia [GAME END]

[TwoAndThrough]

Wait...me and HK making a wolfy post? That never happens.

[Mana]

does anyone want to hear something kind of funny and also really sad

yes

people creating dichotomies between me and transrights when half of my read on them was exaggerated to kickstart the game out of RVS and i think theyre solidly above null right now

in that case, who would you like to bully instead?

i dont know i havent gotten that far ahead and esooa would rather call me cute than call people wolves

i remember the tim/hk slot writing a post that made me physically cringe though so i'm fine bullying them (they smell)

but given the obvious implication of this asking who i want to vote

idk but im not moving it off of transrights just to make a statement tbh

I'm totally down to bully Tim without voting him immediately.

I'll vote them for now tho, see if things go anywhere organically. If we play our cards right, maybe we can get HK to join us

@TwoAndThrough thoughts on bullying Tim?

[TwoAndThrough]

does anyone want to hear something kind of funny and also really sad

yes

people creating dichotomies between me and transrights when half of my read on them was exaggerated to kickstart the game out of RVS and i think theyre solidly above null right now

in that case, who would you like to bully instead?

i dont know i havent gotten that far ahead and esooa would rather call me cute than call people wolves

i remember the tim/hk slot writing a post that made me physically cringe though so i'm fine bullying them (they smell)

but given the obvious implication of this asking who i want to vote

idk but im not moving it off of transrights just to make a statement tbh

I'm totally down to bully Tim without voting him immediately.

I'll vote them for now tho, see if things go anywhere organically. If we play our cards right, maybe we can get HK to join us

@TwoAndThrough thoughts on bullying Tim?

You ain't big enough.

Other than that, I also think it's silly. This whole uproar comes from me taking Nanook's first post read as a joke. If it wasn't a joke it certainly should have been, so how else was I gonna take it? Ever???

Y'all are daft, but do what you do.

[TwoAndThrough]

Okay...I know that feelie reads and meta and all that are the rage here, and actual looking at vote movements and other...y'know...objective stuff...is generally dismissed...but it is really weird that Trans Rights is voting for Poop Explosions and Poop Explosions is voting for Bottom Text and Bottom Text is voting for Trans Rights. I dunno if it means anything or what it might mean, but a cozy little triangle like that is a pretty unusual vote pattern so remind me later when we get some flips to see if there was anything to it.

[Timsup2gettinserious]

Okay...I know that feelie reads and meta and all that are the rage here, and actual looking at vote movements and other...y'know...objective stuff...is generally dismissed...but it is really weird that Trans Rights is voting for Poop Explosions and Poop Explosions is voting for Bottom Text and Bottom Text is voting for Trans Rights. I dunno if it means anything or what it might mean, but a cozy little triangle like that is a pretty unusual vote pattern so remind me later when we get some flips to see if there was anything to it.

[Bottom Text]

I'm gay

[Mana]

does anyone want to hear something kind of funny and also really sad

yes

people creating dichotomies between me and transrights when half of my read on them was exaggerated to kickstart the game out of RVS and i think theyre solidly above null right now

in that case, who would you like to bully instead?

i dont know i havent gotten that far ahead and esooa would rather call me cute than call people wolves

i remember the tim/hk slot writing a post that made me physically cringe though so i'm fine bullying them (they smell)

but given the obvious implication of this asking who i want to vote

idk but im not moving it off of transrights just to make a statement tbh

I'm totally down to bully Tim without voting him immediately.

I'll vote them for now tho, see if things go anywhere organically. If we play our cards right, maybe we can get HK to join us

@TwoAndThrough thoughts on bullying Tim?

You ain't big enough.

Other than that, I also think it's silly. This whole uproar comes from me taking Nanook's first post read as a joke. If it wasn't a joke it certainly should have been, so how else was I gonna take it? Ever???

Y'all are daft, but do what you do.

bold of you to assume my bullying is well reasoned

nerd

[Bottom Text]

Okay...I know that feelie reads and meta and all that are the rage here, and actual looking at vote movements and other...y'know...objective stuff...is generally dismissed...but it is really weird that Trans Rights is voting for Poop Explosions and Poop Explosions is voting for Bottom Text and Bottom Text is voting for Trans Rights. I dunno if it means anything or what it might mean, but a cozy little triangle like that is a pretty unusual vote pattern so remind me later when we get some flips to see if there was anything to it.

but we're not?

[VOTE: TwoAndThrough] aubergine

[Bottom Text]

sup my teammates told me i was under heat

well I'm in heat

[Bottom Text]

BT's tr push is wolfy
Wolfier if it's Esooa speaking

it absolutely is esooa based off of what she said

~galarian weezing

lmao none of it was me I just joined thread for the first time since SoD

[Julinook]

sup my teammates told me i was under heat

Townie popin

[Bottom Text]

you guys aren't ready for when I start role playing my character flavor

[Julinook]

One of the nice things about not calling your vote is nobody can prove you voted for the wrong tim

[Mana]

you guys aren't ready for when I start role playing my character flavor

[Timsup2gettinserious]

One of the nice things about not calling your vote is nobody can prove you voted for the wrong tim

we are all the wrong tim on this blessed day

[Timsup2gettinserious]

I'm gay

i town-read this

[Julinook]

I'm gay

Hi gay I'm dad

[Bottom Text]

I'm gay

Hi gay I'm dad

FUCM,IGN STOP i ALREADY HEAR THIS ENOGUH FROM KATYZE IN OUR DM'S PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE NO MORE

[Timsup2gettinserious]

I'm gay

Hi gay I'm dad

FUCM,IGN STOP i ALREADY HEAR THIS ENOGUH FROM KATYZE IN OUR DM'S PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE NO MORE

daddy issues ngl

[Akemi Hazelnut]

syn please my brain is still adjusting

[Timsup2gettinserious]

syn please my brain is still adjusting

we live in a society

[Julinook]

I'm gay

Hi gay I'm dad

FUCM,IGN STOP i ALREADY HEAR THIS ENOGUH FROM KATYZE IN OUR DM'S PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE NO MORE

Sorry I didn't come equipped with brakes

[Bottom Text]

I'm gay

Hi gay I'm dad

FUCM,IGN STOP i ALREADY HEAR THIS ENOGUH FROM KATYZE IN OUR DM'S PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE NO MORE

Sorry I didn't come equipped with brakes

this is a good phil post tbh I'm proud of you

I've been watching through modern family recently, actually

[Akemi Hazelnut]

the peepee jorts van is hurtling nonstop down an icy hill toward you what do you do

[Timsup2gettinserious]

i've seen two episodes of modern family and hated them both

ama

[Timsup2gettinserious]

the peepee jorts van is hurtling nonstop down an icy hill toward you what do you do

rat shirt

[Akemi Hazelnut]

rat shirt

bottom text

[Toopy and Binoo]

Akemi, Favourite shirt brand go!

- Toopy

[Julinook]

I'm gay

Hi gay I'm dad

FUCM,IGN STOP i ALREADY HEAR THIS ENOGUH FROM KATYZE IN OUR DM'S PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE NO MORE

Sorry I didn't come equipped with brakes

this is a good phil post tbh I'm proud of you

I've been watching through modern family recently, actually

Tyty

It has its moments for sure

[Akemi Hazelnut]

sup gav sorry for the rand

[TonyStarkPlaysItCool]

I am Iron Man

[Bottom Text]

I'm gay

Hi gay I'm dad

FUCM,IGN STOP i ALREADY HEAR THIS ENOGUH FROM KATYZE IN OUR DM'S PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE NO MORE

Sorry I didn't come equipped with brakes

this is a good phil post tbh I'm proud of you

I've been watching through modern family recently, actually

Tyty

It has its moments for sure

I find it funny how it's like a "progressive" show for 2008 but it still has EXTREMELY cringe lines lmao

[Toopy and Binoo]

sup gav sorry for the rand

Yeah man, I even told the mod I was disappointed.

-Toopy

[Julinook]

the peepee jorts van is hurtling nonstop down an icy hill toward you what do you do

First off, the entire premise of the question is wrong, because I'm the driver

Second off, obviously you slam the rest of your half full red bull, smash the now empty can like a badass (then responsibly place it in the recycling bin you keep in the center console of the van cause you're an environmentally aware badass #oneearth), crank that window down fast as you can, propel your fat ass out and onto the roof, and surf down that hill like the lizard loving G you are

[Julinook]

I'm gay

Hi gay I'm dad

FUCM,IGN STOP i ALREADY HEAR THIS ENOGUH FROM KATYZE IN OUR DM'S PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE NO MORE

Sorry I didn't come equipped with brakes

this is a good phil post tbh I'm proud of you

I've been watching through modern family recently, actually

Tyty

It has its moments for sure

I find it funny how it's like a "progressive" show for 2008 but it still has EXTREMELY cringe lines lmao

Yeah the whole Jay and mitch (and cam) relationship is super shitty and poorly handled, there's a lot of Jay has growth and learns to accept his son and its emotional....and two episodes later he's being homophobic again...until the season finale where he has growth and learns to accept his son...and two episodes into the next season hes being homophobic again

Exhausting and annoying

[Julinook]

Mild spoilers

[Spoilers]when Jay hosts mitch and cam's wedding at his lodge and says "fuck it i don't care if my friends judge me, that's on them" was legitimately a good episode...and Jay going back to making gay jokes and being kind of homophobic the next season was super tilting and a significant part of why I stopped watching[/spoiler]

[Julinook]

Whoops

[Bottom Text]

Hi gay I'm dad

FUCM,IGN STOP i ALREADY HEAR THIS ENOGUH FROM KATYZE IN OUR DM'S PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE NO MORE

Sorry I didn't come equipped with brakes

this is a good phil post tbh I'm proud of you

I've been watching through modern family recently, actually

Tyty

It has its moments for sure

I find it funny how it's like a "progressive" show for 2008 but it still has EXTREMELY cringe lines lmao

Yeah the whole Jay and mitch (and cam) relationship is super shitty and poorly handled, there's a lot of Jay has growth and learns to accept his son and its emotional....and two episodes later he's being homophobic again...until the season finale where he has growth and learns to accept his son...and two episodes into the next season hes being homophobic again

Exhausting and annoying

that's true (in regards to Jay) but it's kinda of his character and I think lack of real character development is more of a, episode-by-episode TV with lots of seasons problem more than a like homophobic writing problem

I find it much more annoying when Mitch/Cam are homophobic to each other etc played for jokes

[Julinook]

FUCM,IGN STOP i ALREADY HEAR THIS ENOGUH FROM KATYZE IN OUR DM'S PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE NO MORE

Sorry I didn't come equipped with brakes

this is a good phil post tbh I'm proud of you

I've been watching through modern family recently, actually

Tyty

It has its moments for sure

I find it funny how it's like a "progressive" show for 2008 but it still has EXTREMELY cringe lines lmao

Yeah the whole Jay and mitch (and cam) relationship is super shitty and poorly handled, there's a lot of Jay has growth and learns to accept his son and its emotional....and two episodes later he's being homophobic again...until the season finale where he has growth and learns to accept his son...and two episodes into the next season hes being homophobic again

Exhausting and annoying

that's true (in regards to Jay) but it's kinda of his character and I think lack of real character development is more of a, episode-by-episode TV with lots of seasons problem more than a like homophobic writing problem

I find it much more annoying when Mitch/Cam are homophobic to each other etc played for jokes

Eh, if they didn't try to develop him and give him growth, I wouldn't really mind as much. Its that they give him development and growth...and then reset him. Its lazy and bad.

And yeah, using mitch and cam as mouthpieces for homophobic jokes is pretty crappy for sure

[Mana]

I'm watching community right now. I feel like a lot of shows from that time period were trying to have their cake and eat it too. "we know this is bad, but we're self aware, so we can joke about it dw!!!"

[Julinook]

Yeah that's pretty accurate. Office fits into that category too

[Akemi Hazelnut]

I'm watching community right now. I feel like a lot of shows from that time period were trying to have their cake and eat it too. "we know this is bad, but we're self aware, so we can joke about it dw!!!"

yeah i find a lot of that kind of thing just tooooooooo cringey

[Bottom Text]

I haven't read most of the thread btw cause Katze obviously has a great grasp on it and is doing better work than I ever could

[Akemi Hazelnut]

thread is boring rn, alison is off and im prob going to sleep soonish so lemme get some first impressions down


Akemi Hazelnut - two smart cookeis, should prolly sheep
Bottom Text - bad vibes
FalconKnows - town
Honey & Vinegar - no fkin clue i will sheep nook's read on this slot
Julinook - town
Mana - ok entrance, null-to-townlean
Poop Explosions - seem eager to solve, town
The Walrus - nothing, null
Timsup2gettinserious - mixed feelings tbh, have liked hyena a little more but generally find his style NAI
TonyStarkPlaysItCool - null/need to post more
trans rights - townlean ig
TwoAndThrough - not really feeling town tim, share alison's bad vibes

[Bottom Text]

thread is boring rn, alison is off and im prob going to sleep soonish so lemme get some first impressions down


Akemi Hazelnut - should prolly sleep

[Akemi Hazelnut]

[Bottom Text]

sleep well

[trans rights]

ok well i’m tired as hell because i thought it was a good idea to do an overnight shift while being awake the rest of the day

two and through’s posts have been nothing but fluff. the one meaningful thing i’ve seen the slot post was the inconsequential point regarding the vote triangle between our slot/poop explosions/bottom text. if that was the most meaningful thing the slot could produce we’re gonna have problems.

i’ve seen people talking about our slot being wolfy but i feel like that’s being played up a lot

nutella/alison slot is probably a villager for their slot’s contributions i think. don’t have time to explain rn

[VOTE: two and through] aubergine

i have no idea when i’ll be back. i’ll probably have dropped dead by the time i get back home

~sylveon

[Bottom Text]

towny post above

[TonyStarkPlaysItCool]

Sup bitches i'm the jester and i'm here to troll the shit outta this game
[VOTE: h&v] aubergine

this can die

I believe it's a copypasta