Modern Family Hydra Mafia [GAME END]

[FalconKnows]

now who's tim?

[Julinook]

now who's tim?

Sorry actual tim, two and through

[TwoAndThrough]

Also, like, not answering questions you don't want to is not inherently scummy

I agree...but neither is asking the question. And yet here I am with the usual pack of "oh Tim doesn't pay our "gut reads and feelies" respect tax" gang all joining hands to sing kumbaya together. Super cool, just after I flip do town a favor and notice the aroma of wolf where you are sniffing.

panicking about flipping already... interesting

well, let's see...been the lead wagon literally all day and clearly think most of the town players are...not playing particularly well...so sure, I believe I could flip...but it would be more a relief than a cause for panic at this point.

Congratulations by the way...this single post catapulted you right up there into the ranks of the best town player displays in this game.

[FalconKnows]

[FalconKnows]

we're Cameron

[FalconKnows]

now who's tim?

Sorry actual tim, two and through

no worries

Also, like, not answering questions you don't want to is not inherently scummy

I agree...but neither is asking the question. And yet here I am with the usual pack of "oh Tim doesn't pay our "gut reads and feelies" respect tax" gang all joining hands to sing kumbaya together. Super cool, just after I flip do town a favor and notice the aroma of wolf where you are sniffing.

panicking about flipping already... interesting

well, let's see...been the lead wagon literally all day and clearly think most of the town players are...not playing particularly well...so sure, I believe I could flip...but it would be more a relief than a cause for panic at this point.

Congratulations by the way...this single post catapulted you right up there into the ranks of the best town player displays in this game.

epic

yeah but like it's early enough. Could just be frustrating boiling over cause I've been there. What are your reads?

[Toopy and Binoo]

i also think bottom text is a wolf ftr

I’d like to know how you could ever think that.

-Toopy

[Toopy and Binoo]

I still think tim is mafia and his railing against the status quo probably means there's another mafia taking heat cmv

GTH, it’s Poop.

[Toopy and Binoo]

Poop, Tony, T&T make sense as the team!

-Toopy

[Timsup2gettinserious]

I'm tagging back in for a bit. Hyena is here.

@Mana
Vote T&T yeah pussy cat!

-Toopy

Here I found you the post you were suppose to quote.
I’ll give ya a second chance, re-post using that one!

-Toopy

Hey, when you get the chance, can you respond to the posts I addressed to you? :P

Here they are again:

Me thinks BT and TR is TvTZ
Me see what Binoo thinksZ

I think I saw a couple people mention that there's one scum between BT and TR? What are your reads on those people? :P

Here's one hydra that said it, for example:

alright it's time for my branded early bad idea level1 dichotomy read that everyone should probably ignore

one in transrights/bottomtext

What do you think about Nutella+Alison's alignment? :3

Also,

@Toopy and Binoo
When you get back, can you read the interaction between Bottom Text and me and give me some thoughts on it?

Um I’ll take a look at your interaction with them later, I also just said my read on them like you quoted it and what you think I actually give a pickle about what others think about their interaction?
I think they are both town and anyone who thinks otherwise can easily be scum trying to set up an 2 ML’s there.

-Toopy

I wanted your opinion on Alison and Nutella. I already know your opinion on the interaction between Bottom Text and Trans Right. Do you think Alison and Nutella are scum based on thinking that there's one scum between Bottom Text and Trans Right? Have you read any other posts from Alison and Nutella?

[trans rights]

i also think bottom text is a wolf ftr

I’d like to know how you could ever think that.

-Toopy

i'd like to know why you think it's impossible

~mawile

[Timsup2gettinserious]

"Anybody wanna guess..." posts are some of my least favorites

Hi, Nanook. I think you're scum for the same reasons I thought you were scum the previous two times that you were actually scum. :P

[Toopy and Binoo]

I'm tagging back in for a bit. Hyena is here.

@Mana
Vote T&T yeah pussy cat!

-Toopy

Here I found you the post you were suppose to quote.
I’ll give ya a second chance, re-post using that one!

-Toopy

Hey, when you get the chance, can you respond to the posts I addressed to you? :P

Here they are again:

Me thinks BT and TR is TvTZ
Me see what Binoo thinksZ

I think I saw a couple people mention that there's one scum between BT and TR? What are your reads on those people? :P

Here's one hydra that said it, for example:

alright it's time for my branded early bad idea level1 dichotomy read that everyone should probably ignore

one in transrights/bottomtext

What do you think about Nutella+Alison's alignment? :3

Also,

@Toopy and Binoo
When you get back, can you read the interaction between Bottom Text and me and give me some thoughts on it?

Um I’ll take a look at your interaction with them later, I also just said my read on them like you quoted it and what you think I actually give a pickle about what others think about their interaction?
I think they are both town and anyone who thinks otherwise can easily be scum trying to set up an 2 ML’s there.

-Toopy

I wanted your opinion on Alison and Nutella. I already know your opinion on the interaction between Bottom Text and Trans Right. Do you think Alison and Nutella are scum based on thinking that there's one scum between Bottom Text and Trans Right? Have you read any other posts from Alison and Nutella?

No I think they are wrong town that could hurt us if they don’t open their eyes more.
Plus if there is scum within them it’s Trans but I still believe they are TvT.

-Toopy

[Toopy and Binoo]

i also think bottom text is a wolf ftr

I’d like to know how you could ever think that.

-Toopy

i'd like to know why you think it's impossible

~mawile

I don’t think it’s impossible I just don’t think it’s anywhere near likely.
They have a 2.1% chance at being mafia.
Where as you have a 14.7% chance, which is still low considering that means your 85.3% town but my point is it’s more probable your the scum but I don’t think you are.

-Toopy

That’s pretty

[TwoAndThrough]

now who's tim?

Sorry actual tim, two and through

no worries

Also, like, not answering questions you don't want to is not inherently scummy

I agree...but neither is asking the question. And yet here I am with the usual pack of "oh Tim doesn't pay our "gut reads and feelies" respect tax" gang all joining hands to sing kumbaya together. Super cool, just after I flip do town a favor and notice the aroma of wolf where you are sniffing.

panicking about flipping already... interesting

well, let's see...been the lead wagon literally all day and clearly think most of the town players are...not playing particularly well...so sure, I believe I could flip...but it would be more a relief than a cause for panic at this point.

Congratulations by the way...this single post catapulted you right up there into the ranks of the best town player displays in this game.

epic

yeah but like it's early enough. Could just be frustrating boiling over cause I've been there. What are your reads?

The way the chainsaw is buzzing one of Trans Rights and Blooy and Flooey are almost certainly a wolf. Very likely not both because getting that tightly associated on an early town flip is something wolves know to avoid so they are a wolf and a pocket toy...I'd say 60% on Blooy and Flooey, 40% on Trans Rights.

I'd probably tilt that even further towards Blooy and Flooy because their chainsaw has been much more pockety towards TR than the other way, but TR has some really weird interactions with Mana also, and I could see a possible team there since Mana isn't particularly town either.

All my town reads at this point would probably start with "playing badly in a way that is fairly typical for them so..." and I'd rather not make that list.

Then there are nulls.

[Mana]

Julinook is prob just town

[Timsup2gettinserious]

No I think they are wrong town that could hurt us if they don’t open their eyes more.
Plus if there is scum within them it’s Trans but I still believe they are TvT.

-Toopy

Which one do you think is the wrong town? Bottom Text or the Alison+Nutella hydra?

[Toopy and Binoo]

T&T has a 96.8% chance to be Scum.

[Timsup2gettinserious]

Has Mac or C4 been around since I voted them? If so, why haven't they confronted me about it yet?

-Hyena

[Toopy and Binoo]

No I think they are wrong town that could hurt us if they don’t open their eyes more.
Plus if there is scum within them it’s Trans but I still believe they are TvT.

-Toopy

Which one do you think is the wrong town? Bottom Text or the Alison+Nutella hydra?

Do people not see where others are responding to?
Toopy thinks Trans and Bottom Text is TvT.
If Alison+Nutella no think like that they wrong.
Binoo think Alison+Nutella Towncore.
Me follow Binoo.

-Toopy

[Toopy and Binoo]

Has Mac or C4 been around since I voted them? If so, why haven't they confronted me about it yet?

-Hyena

What do you think about a Poop/Tony/T&T team?

-Toopy

[Timsup2gettinserious]

Yay game
I’ve only seen a little bit of Modern Family, but always meant to watch it all at some point. Maybe this game will be the incentive I need to start.

Talk to me, tell me your name
You blow me off like it's all the same
You lit a fuse, and now I'm ticking away
Like a bomb, yeah baby

...

WHERE'D YOU GO? D:< D:< D:<

I am The Walrus, ok
I don't blow I wriggle, yay
The walrus was Paul

So, like, Syn and I are a one-shot Vig, and I'm considering shooting you tonight. Are y'all cool with that?

[TwoAndThrough]

T&T has a 96.8% chance to be Scum.

Anyone else have a question, because I really can't be bothered with this if y'all are gonna take this kind of bullshit as "oh that's probably town."

Whether they are or not they are clearly committed to making it impossible to tell, so it's up to the rest of you how you wanna play it.

[Toopy and Binoo]

Also the fact H&V have over a 50% chance to be mafia also has me concerned but I’ll look into them later if I’m wrong on my current solve.

-Toopy

[Toopy and Binoo]

Yay game
I’ve only seen a little bit of Modern Family, but always meant to watch it all at some point. Maybe this game will be the incentive I need to start.

Talk to me, tell me your name
You blow me off like it's all the same
You lit a fuse, and now I'm ticking away
Like a bomb, yeah baby

...

WHERE'D YOU GO? D:< D:< D:<

I am The Walrus, ok
I don't blow I wriggle, yay
The walrus was Paul

So, like, Syn and I are a one-shot Vig, and I'm considering shooting you tonight. Are y'all cool with that?

Not a good shot tbh.

[Toopy and Binoo]

It’s a common shot that usually results in a town death.
Who cares if they slanker, they still town nonetheless.

-Toopy

[TonyStarkPlaysItCool]

i also think bottom text is a wolf ftr

I’d like to know how you could ever think that.

-Toopy

i'd like to know why you think it's impossible

~mawile

I don’t think it’s impossible I just don’t think it’s anywhere near likely.
They have a 2.1% chance at being mafia.
Where as you have a 14.7% chance, which is still low considering that means your 85.3% town but my point is it’s more probable your the scum but I don’t think you are.

-Toopy

That’s pretty

incredible

[Toopy and Binoo]

Not saying I TR them I’m just saying that they have above 50% chance to be Town.

[Toopy and Binoo]

i also think bottom text is a wolf ftr

I’d like to know how you could ever think that.

-Toopy

i'd like to know why you think it's impossible

~mawile

I don’t think it’s impossible I just don’t think it’s anywhere near likely.
They have a 2.1% chance at being mafia.
Where as you have a 14.7% chance, which is still low considering that means your 85.3% town but my point is it’s more probable your the scum but I don’t think you are.

-Toopy

That’s pretty

incredible

So what’s your read on me again?

-Toopy

[TonyStarkPlaysItCool]

Also the fact H&V have over a 50% chance to be mafia also has me concerned but I’ll look into them later if I’m wrong on my current solve.

-Toopy

your numbers... they don't add up

[TonyStarkPlaysItCool]

here's another clue for you all

[Timsup2gettinserious]

No I think they are wrong town that could hurt us if they don’t open their eyes more.
Plus if there is scum within them it’s Trans but I still believe they are TvT.

-Toopy

Which one do you think is the wrong town? Bottom Text or the Alison+Nutella hydra?

Do people not see where others are responding to?
Toopy thinks Trans and Bottom Text is TvT.
If Alison+Nutella no think like that they wrong.
Binoo think Alison+Nutella Towncore.
Me follow Binoo.

-Toopy

Yes, I followed that you thought Trans and Bottom text were TvT.
Who I had asked you about was Alison+Nutella because they thought that Trans and Bottom text were TvS.
You also said that whoever said that Trans and Bottom were NOT TvT could be scum trying to mischop two townspeople, which made me want your read on Alison+Nutella even more.
Your post answers my question about your read on Alison and Nutella at least. Is it correct for me to assume that Alison+Nutella were who you were talking about being the wrong town in the post before this one?

[Timsup2gettinserious]

It’s a common shot that usually results in a town death.
Who cares if they slanker, they still town nonetheless.

-Toopy

I don't care about town deaths. It resolves them early on rather than later in the game.

[Mana]

Syena, why is TT scum?

[Timsup2gettinserious]

Has Mac or C4 been around since I voted them? If so, why haven't they confronted me about it yet?

-Hyena

What do you think about a Poop/Tony/T&T team?

-Toopy

I haven't spoken to Tony or T&T yet (this is Hyena speaking, by the way), but Syn suspects T&T. Syn also suspects you, too. As for Poop, I'm waiting for them to respond to my vote on them.

[Timsup2gettinserious]

Syena, why is TT scum?

TT is Tim and HK, right? Syn hasn't explained to me yet why he think they are scum, but the push on them was genuine.

[Toopy and Binoo]

anyway mist the fact you don't see that im very firmly sitting in my townmeta is pretty wolfy

Spoiler: show

am i allowed to mock the "if i were a wolf you would townread me" line again

I think I speak for Binoo when I say your our Top Town.

-Toopy

I don't think Toopy's been reading my posts lol

Also,

@Toopy and Binoo
When you get back, can you read the interaction between Bottom Text and me and give me some thoughts on it?

Like, the interactions on page 14/15? It was mainly just you asking for reads and BT being like "nah fam, who reads anymore?". Which is anti-town, but at the same time a wolf's gotta be comfy to have the gonads to flat out refuse read requests like that. Honestly, I didn't think that was enough of an interaction to keep note of, unless I just forgot something that happened earlier in the game lol.

I am so supremely confident in my abilities, and so thunderously calm + relaxed, that I will make a single irrelevant post at SOD then peace out for hours on end. I won't do anything villagery, I won't make any reads, I'll make 49 shitposts over the next 35 hours, then once EOD rolls around I'll make an unspecified number of additional shitposts. No cogent thought will escape these handsome lips. I will be illogical, haphazard, superfluous, inessential, pointless, redundant, uncalled for, unwarranted, unjustified, and gratuitous. The effen theorem will catch me with my pants betwixt my ankles. I'll vote off-wagon, talk about random nonsense, and make inappropriate japes concerning my relation to wolfchat. I am preemptively declaring any responses to this post "fair enough". I'll complain about a lack of WIM, the cause of which is nebuluous, obscure, and entirely insufficient. I will fabricate excuses and pretend I am busy to avoid posting in this thread, when in fact I will be watching cartoons and eating cheeto puffs in my underwear. More specifically, black boxer-briefs. You can't stop me. You can't mislynch me. You're powerless. I laugh in your face. I'm a villager, therefore I can do whatever the fuck I want. Go cry in wolfchat, you big baby. While you're poring over the thread, searching for any clue at all to help you in the seer hunt, know that I am still watching those cartoons and eating those cheeto puffs, nary a care in the world. My armpits are bone dry. I'm a villager, what are you going to do about it? Nothing; you will do nothing about it, because that's all you can do. Ligma. What's ligma? Ligma balls.

##Vote No Lynch

I feel like I just witnessed a panic attack in text form

ha ba ba da ga da

[Timsup2gettinserious]

Syena, why is TT scum?

TT is Tim and HK, right? Syn hasn't explained to me yet why he think they are scum, but the push on them was genuine.

Or rather, I haven't asked for an explanation yet. I've got my own process, and I haven't gotten to T&T yet.

[Julinook]

"Anybody wanna guess..." posts are some of my least favorites

Hi, Nanook. I think you're scum for the same reasons I thought you were scum the previous two times that you were actually scum. :P

You say that like I'm supposed to know what they are

Ok

[Timsup2gettinserious]

"Anybody wanna guess..." posts are some of my least favorites

Hi, Nanook. I think you're scum for the same reasons I thought you were scum the previous two times that you were actually scum. :P

You say that like I'm supposed to know what they are

Ok

It doesn't matter what they are. <3

[trans rights]

i also think bottom text is a wolf ftr

I’d like to know how you could ever think that.

-Toopy

i'd like to know why you think it's impossible

~mawile

I don’t think it’s impossible I just don’t think it’s anywhere near likely.
They have a 2.1% chance at being mafia.
Where as you have a 14.7% chance, which is still low considering that means your 85.3% town but my point is it’s more probable your the scum but I don’t think you are.

-Toopy

That’s pretty

what

~mawile

[Julinook]

"Anybody wanna guess..." posts are some of my least favorites

Hi, Nanook. I think you're scum for the same reasons I thought you were scum the previous two times that you were actually scum. :P

You say that like I'm supposed to know what they are

Ok

It doesn't matter what they are. <3

Ok

What was the point of this

[Julinook]

i also think bottom text is a wolf ftr

I’d like to know how you could ever think that.

-Toopy

i'd like to know why you think it's impossible

~mawile

I don’t think it’s impossible I just don’t think it’s anywhere near likely.
They have a 2.1% chance at being mafia.
Where as you have a 14.7% chance, which is still low considering that means your 85.3% town but my point is it’s more probable your the scum but I don’t think you are.

-Toopy

That’s pretty

what

~mawile

Hes not good with the math letters

[Timsup2gettinserious]

"Anybody wanna guess..." posts are some of my least favorites

Hi, Nanook. I think you're scum for the same reasons I thought you were scum the previous two times that you were actually scum. :P

You say that like I'm supposed to know what they are

Ok

It doesn't matter what they are. <3

Ok

What was the point of this

Does there have to be a point?

[Julinook]

"Anybody wanna guess..." posts are some of my least favorites

Hi, Nanook. I think you're scum for the same reasons I thought you were scum the previous two times that you were actually scum. :P

You say that like I'm supposed to know what they are

Ok

It doesn't matter what they are. <3

Ok

What was the point of this

Does there have to be a point?

I mean

If you're gonna wound me like that I'd hope there's a point

[Timsup2gettinserious]

@TonyStarkPlaysItCool

Why haven't you talked to or about the Nutella+Alison hydra yet? Are they your scumbuddies?

[Timsup2gettinserious]

"Anybody wanna guess..." posts are some of my least favorites

Hi, Nanook. I think you're scum for the same reasons I thought you were scum the previous two times that you were actually scum. :P

You say that like I'm supposed to know what they are

Ok

It doesn't matter what they are. <3

Ok

What was the point of this

Does there have to be a point?

I mean

If you're gonna wound me like that I'd hope there's a point

I dunno.

[Julinook]

So you just want to make me sad

Got it

[Timsup2gettinserious]

@TonyStarkPlaysItCool

Why haven't you talked to or about the Nutella+Alison hydra yet? Are they your scumbuddies?

Seems like I've forgotten how to mention/ping people on here. ;-;

[Timsup2gettinserious]

So you just want to make me sad

Got it

I don't think it makes you sad, friendo. :P I think you like the attention.