Everyone's JOATED: Guillo's Roles (Town Wins)

[Scotty]

Ok I think I hit my 10 post limit. Good thing there aren’t rules for having 10 game-relevant posts. It’s like going to to the bar with my friends to drink beers and keep the receipt because I mentioned how much I don’t like my job and I can write that off for taxes as a “business dinner”

[Scotty]

She was fighting pretty hard during Open World. I tried to save her and she got yeeted Day 1 as the cop. I was so pissed off.

Top this off I was trying to get a bandwagon on a 3P. It wasn't mafia, but it was still way fucking better than shanking the fucking cop.

Now I'm making myself bitter. Should stop remembering bad games.

even bad games can teach us valuable lessons though. Sometimes that lesson is this: forum mafia sucks and we're all masochists for playing it

Is it that we’re masochists for
-playing forum mafia from the comfort of our own bubble and don’t have to meet up somewhere, make boring small talk, do some live mafia game that pisses off the casuals, and anxiously try to excuse ourselves back to the comfort of our homes

Or

-Playing mafia

Playing forum mafia

or

Joining the mafia in real life.

Decisions, decisions.

Except if I join the mafia in real life and get caught or killed, I don’t get to start another game.

In the game of life, there are no second chances to fix your meta.

Well I've played about 6 games already. I'm becoming a pro with each passing attempt.

► Show Spoiler

Helps when you're immortal.

Wait wait wait hol up

Spoiler: show

youve only played 6 games??!

[Lime Coke]

Top this off I was trying to get a bandwagon on a 3P. It wasn't mafia, but it was still way fucking better than shanking the fucking cop.

Now I'm making myself bitter. Should stop remembering bad games.

even bad games can teach us valuable lessons though. Sometimes that lesson is this: forum mafia sucks and we're all masochists for playing it

Is it that we’re masochists for
-playing forum mafia from the comfort of our own bubble and don’t have to meet up somewhere, make boring small talk, do some live mafia game that pisses off the casuals, and anxiously try to excuse ourselves back to the comfort of our homes

Or

-Playing mafia

Playing forum mafia

or

Joining the mafia in real life.

Decisions, decisions.

Except if I join the mafia in real life and get caught or killed, I don’t get to start another game.

In the game of life, there are no second chances to fix your meta.

Well I've played about 6 games already. I'm becoming a pro with each passing attempt.

► Show Spoiler

Helps when you're immortal.

Wait wait wait hol up

Spoiler: show

youve only played 6 games??!

Spoiler: show

I'm a newbie. I'm trying, I swear.

Spoiler: show

I learned how to do the dark spoilers!

[hollowkatt]

wait how do you do the light spoilers?

[Lime Coke]

wait how do you do the light spoilers?

There's an eye with a line through it. Next to a lock symbol.

[hollowkatt]

► Show Spoiler

testing 1 2

[hollowkatt]

sweet thanks!

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Light spoilers are murder on my eyes

[hollowkatt]

Light spoilers are murder on my eyes

yeah I'm probably never using that again

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Light spoilers are murder on my eyes

yeah I'm probably never using that again

Yeah its real bad

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Anywho I'm gonna be at a marlins game tomorrow and it doesn't really matter cause we're all just twiddling our thumbs waiting for a flip anyways, but I double won't be here

[hollowkatt]

Anywho I'm gonna be at a marlins game tomorrow and it doesn't really matter cause we're all just twiddling our thumbs waiting for a flip anyways, but I double won't be here

who are they playing and how are they doing? Marlins aren't a team that usually make my radar.
Hopefully it's an awesome game and you have a great time!

[Scotty]

Anywho I'm gonna be at a marlins game tomorrow and it doesn't really matter cause we're all just twiddling our thumbs waiting for a flip anyways, but I double won't be here

Don’t worry, neither will the marlins

[Scotty]

even bad games can teach us valuable lessons though. Sometimes that lesson is this: forum mafia sucks and we're all masochists for playing it

Is it that we’re masochists for
-playing forum mafia from the comfort of our own bubble and don’t have to meet up somewhere, make boring small talk, do some live mafia game that pisses off the casuals, and anxiously try to excuse ourselves back to the comfort of our homes

Or

-Playing mafia

Playing forum mafia

or

Joining the mafia in real life.

Decisions, decisions.

Except if I join the mafia in real life and get caught or killed, I don’t get to start another game.

In the game of life, there are no second chances to fix your meta.

Well I've played about 6 games already. I'm becoming a pro with each passing attempt.

► Show Spoiler

Helps when you're immortal.

Wait wait wait hol up

Spoiler: show

youve only played 6 games??!

Spoiler: show

I'm a newbie. I'm trying, I swear.

Spoiler: show

I learned how to do the dark spoilers!

No way! That’s awesome! How are you adjusting? Haven’t burned out yet I hope!

Apparently ive played 44 games on this site, but it still feels like 10. And simultaneously 200.

You know like when you’re driving in one direction for a while and you space out thinking about something else and the next thing you know you’ve been driving for an hour and you don’t remember seeing the road in the time in-between? That ever happen to you? That’s me in mafia. I don’t even remember the last time I was mafia. I don’t remember what it’s like. Have I ever been mafia? If a bear poops in the woods and all that, you know what I’m saying?

Sigh

This must be what it’s like to talk to a therapist. You’re all a real good captive audience if you’re still reading this. It’s helping me heal or some shit

[Lime Coke]

Is it that we’re masochists for
-playing forum mafia from the comfort of our own bubble and don’t have to meet up somewhere, make boring small talk, do some live mafia game that pisses off the casuals, and anxiously try to excuse ourselves back to the comfort of our homes

Or

-Playing mafia

Playing forum mafia

or

Joining the mafia in real life.

Decisions, decisions.

Except if I join the mafia in real life and get caught or killed, I don’t get to start another game.

In the game of life, there are no second chances to fix your meta.

Well I've played about 6 games already. I'm becoming a pro with each passing attempt.

► Show Spoiler

Helps when you're immortal.

Wait wait wait hol up

Spoiler: show

youve only played 6 games??!

Spoiler: show

I'm a newbie. I'm trying, I swear.

Spoiler: show

I learned how to do the dark spoilers!

No way! That’s awesome! How are you adjusting? Haven’t burned out yet I hope!

Apparently ive played 44 games on this site, but it still feels like 10. And simultaneously 200.

You know like when you’re driving in one direction for a while and you space out thinking about something else and the next thing you know you’ve been driving for an hour and you don’t remember seeing the road in the time in-between? That ever happen to you? That’s me in mafia. I don’t even remember the last time I was mafia. I don’t remember what it’s like. Have I ever been mafia? If a bear poops in the woods and all that, you know what I’m saying?

Sigh

This must be what it’s like to talk to a therapist. You’re all a real good captive audience if you’re still reading this. It’s helping me heal or some shit

Wait is this legit or a copy pasta?

[Scotty]

Playing forum mafia

or

Joining the mafia in real life.

Decisions, decisions.

Except if I join the mafia in real life and get caught or killed, I don’t get to start another game.

In the game of life, there are no second chances to fix your meta.

Well I've played about 6 games already. I'm becoming a pro with each passing attempt.

► Show Spoiler

Helps when you're immortal.

Wait wait wait hol up

Spoiler: show

youve only played 6 games??!

Spoiler: show

I'm a newbie. I'm trying, I swear.

Spoiler: show

I learned how to do the dark spoilers!

No way! That’s awesome! How are you adjusting? Haven’t burned out yet I hope!

Apparently ive played 44 games on this site, but it still feels like 10. And simultaneously 200.

You know like when you’re driving in one direction for a while and you space out thinking about something else and the next thing you know you’ve been driving for an hour and you don’t remember seeing the road in the time in-between? That ever happen to you? That’s me in mafia. I don’t even remember the last time I was mafia. I don’t remember what it’s like. Have I ever been mafia? If a bear poops in the woods and all that, you know what I’m saying?

Sigh

This must be what it’s like to talk to a therapist. You’re all a real good captive audience if you’re still reading this. It’s helping me heal or some shit

Wait is this legit or a copy pasta?

I don’t copypasta
I am the pasta

[Lime Coke]

Except if I join the mafia in real life and get caught or killed, I don’t get to start another game.

In the game of life, there are no second chances to fix your meta.

Well I've played about 6 games already. I'm becoming a pro with each passing attempt.

► Show Spoiler

Helps when you're immortal.

Wait wait wait hol up

Spoiler: show

youve only played 6 games??!

Spoiler: show

I'm a newbie. I'm trying, I swear.

Spoiler: show

I learned how to do the dark spoilers!

No way! That’s awesome! How are you adjusting? Haven’t burned out yet I hope!

Apparently ive played 44 games on this site, but it still feels like 10. And simultaneously 200.

You know like when you’re driving in one direction for a while and you space out thinking about something else and the next thing you know you’ve been driving for an hour and you don’t remember seeing the road in the time in-between? That ever happen to you? That’s me in mafia. I don’t even remember the last time I was mafia. I don’t remember what it’s like. Have I ever been mafia? If a bear poops in the woods and all that, you know what I’m saying?

Sigh

This must be what it’s like to talk to a therapist. You’re all a real good captive audience if you’re still reading this. It’s helping me heal or some shit

Wait is this legit or a copy pasta?

I don’t copypasta
I am the pasta

.....righto

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Anywho I'm gonna be at a marlins game tomorrow and it doesn't really matter cause we're all just twiddling our thumbs waiting for a flip anyways, but I double won't be here

who are they playing and how are they doing? Marlins aren't a team that usually make my radar.
Hopefully it's an awesome game and you have a great time!

Padres! Hopefully we'll get to see tatis, and darvish is pitching for them so should be a good game.

[Guillotine]

I've tried to get into Attack! and Full Metal Alchemist but stopped watching after a few episodes of both. I actually preferred FMA though if I was forced to watch one.

I keep hearing good things about FMA. Think you’re the 4th person to mention that one. Will add it to my list of things to watch.

But see, I pose options of new things to watch to my wife, and she always hesitates, so we end up watching Harry Potter instead for the 56th time

If you have Netflix I recommend Elite.

I started watching because I thought Dunya was town during Bank Robbery Mafia and said I'd bingewatch a show of her choosing if she was mafia. She chose that.

I'm still progressing through but the show is awesome.

Elite is an awesome show. Watch it in Spanish with English subs, the dubbing is mediocre and dont represent the true drama thatis intended.

[listo95]

I don’t actually know how many games I’ve played lol.

Way to many for how bad I am tbh.

[Alison]

I don't either.

[Lime Coke]

I've tried to get into Attack! and Full Metal Alchemist but stopped watching after a few episodes of both. I actually preferred FMA though if I was forced to watch one.

I keep hearing good things about FMA. Think you’re the 4th person to mention that one. Will add it to my list of things to watch.

But see, I pose options of new things to watch to my wife, and she always hesitates, so we end up watching Harry Potter instead for the 56th time

If you have Netflix I recommend Elite.

I started watching because I thought Dunya was town during Bank Robbery Mafia and said I'd bingewatch a show of her choosing if she was mafia. She chose that.

I'm still progressing through but the show is awesome.

Elite is an awesome show. Watch it in Spanish with English subs, the dubbing is mediocre and dont represent the true drama thatis intended.

I've watched it dubbed. I've seen way worse (Alice in Borderlands) dub wise and Elite's dub doesn't really ruin it for me.

[c4e5g3d5]

I'm mostly checking out too but for unique reasons
Appreciate me

[c4e5g3d5]

Someone sent me some wack ass picture that I seriously hope isn't relevant enough to this game to seeing results because making a read into what it means and why I of all people got it sounds like a huge PITA and might get someone souped in some dumb way

[c4e5g3d5]

Multitabling too
It's probably a terrible idea for me to multitable right before a certain thing happens, but AoPS games are like, the lightest of light games
You can squeeze those in anywhere you want

[c4e5g3d5]

Gameplan looks like

Sleepwalk through TH
Continue to bury LC
Get dunked by Mac but people actually read my legacy for once
Congratulations to the Mafia team (EnderWiggin, listo95, MartinGG99, Michelle, NANOOKTHECONQUEROR)

[c4e5g3d5]

I used his MU username god damnit

[Dolby]

I kinda just vibes through today

I don’t know what day it is lol

[Dolby]

I am kinda concerned that the silence on Mac might be fake but receiving the D2 gun was pretty towny

Probably just paranoid

[Dolby]

Gameplan looks like

Sleepwalk through TH
Continue to bury LC
Get dunked by Mac but people actually read my legacy for once
Congratulations to the Mafia team (EnderWiggin, listo95, MartinGG99, Michelle, NANOOKTHECONQUEROR)

Why is TH not on the scum team list?

Also, I think that the Michelle flip is accurate but this is more due to personal level reads on how Osie and Ender (the later in particular) want to interact with teammate Michelle than anything

I doubt that’s particularly relevant but yeah

[Dolby]

I’m town
HK is town

Alison, Mac, and LC are soup members but I’m worried that it’s fake still.

Still, we haven’t seen a soup attempt since so probably real assuming that LC is town? I think I don’t harbor paranoia towards Alison and just want to say that the solution is that it’s simply real

Scotty… honestly I need to read back on him, particularly wrt his D1 and D2 interactions with Ender. Pretty much up until Enders flip I assumed that Ender placed the man vote on Scotty D2 then decided he was town, but he changed his tune on D2 when he could have gunned that maj up. Still, he did create Scotty as a counter wagon to himself and HK, who was never getting yeeted, at a critical point on D1. That in and of itself is a good look and Scotty has had good WIM throughout the game

Tbh I’m working from memory and want to pass out.

Will try to put on solving hat tomorrow but I just want to coast

I want to re-ex LC particularly to make sure that I’m fine clearing them for soup

[listo95]

I kinda just vibes through today

I don’t know what day it is lol

The answer is all around you.

Or time is just a construct so it doesn't exist.

[Dolby]

I kinda just vibes through today

I don’t know what day it is lol

The answer is all around you.

Or time is just a construct so it doesn't exist.

Hey Listo.

I’ll read through your ISO I guess

[listo95]

I kinda just vibes through today

I don’t know what day it is lol

The answer is all around you.

Or time is just a construct so it doesn't exist.

Hey Listo.

I’ll read through your ISO I guess

Go right ahead. :P

I'm passing out though.

[Dolby]

Flavor swap information:

Honey flavorswapped Nanook N1

Nanook flavorswapped me N3

Idk if it’s a good or bad move lol

[Dolby]

I’m just gonna pass out at this point tbh

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Flavor swap information:

Honey flavorswapped Nanook N1

Nanook flavorswapped me N3

Idk if it’s a good or bad move lol

This is incorrect

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Or im like 95% sure its wrong anyways

[Dolby]

Or im like 95% sure its wrong anyways

Give me a reason why I have Honey’s flavoecard then

They died with yours N2

[MacDougall]

hard claim pooping

[MacDougall]

pooping again

[MacDougall]

its a good one

[MacDougall]

pooping out all the good times

[MacDougall]

pooping for america

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

Or im like 95% sure its wrong anyways

Give me a reason why I have Honey’s flavoecard then

They died with yours N2

I never got honey's flavor card and I never sent you a flavor card

[NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME]

pooping for america

A true patriot

[Scotty]

Oh shoot for some reason I was convinced the day ended in an hour. Damn.

Well, this is the only game I’m in. I don’t understand why mafia isn’t conceding at this point. If TH were the last remaining mafia, I feel like they would have, which tells me there’s a deep wolf somewhere.

Even still, we’re gonna get to the bottom of this and figure it out. But damn. Time keeps on slippin slippin slippin

[Scotty]

I know the day is all but determined, but mac is right- what next? @Alison I know you’re checked out, but you mentioned having a last slot read that you’re saving for some reason. Let’s bring Christmas in early and open that bow-covered read: why wait?

[Scotty]

TH/Creature/Osi is where I am right now for scum.

Maybe Scotty replaces one of them.

GG could theoretically be in there but it'd have to be on a team without Creature. I honestly don't see her as scum rn.

I mean 2/3 wolves in his last post is pretty mindfucky. There’s no way creature is also wolf, right? I really want to eliminate Creature/c4 from the cutting board just based on this post alone

[Scotty]

No realistic way Dolby is bad. Shot TSP, ok. Hell, TSP could have actually been bad and flipped faketown. (Which probably ends the game with TH flipping bad).
Then killing Ender? Ender looked like he still had fight in him. That would be a pretty coordinated bus/kill shot for town cred. PLUS the soup kill? That’s just overboard to sell Dolby as town. Dolby is town af