Bonk Mafia (TOWN WINS)

[Scotty]

Rondo hella reactionary though. Can’t shake this feeling, hackles standing up.

But I suck at D1 so maybe I should just pull a Mac and sheep the consensus town

Have you met Lime yet? He doesn't like pressure when he's town btw, so tread softly

Well by that reasoning, we should be putting pressure on him so he’ll reveal the town underneath his trenchcoat

[falcon45ca]

When does the game start

In a quantum universe, the game has both started and finished

[Scotty]

I'm content to watch that (I assume) joke vote dangle like a free pantsless man watching a sunset. See, I like Tony so far too.

This joke is trying too hard

You’ve had 3 votes on you almost 24 hours. How do you feel about your voters as of now?

[Scotty]

Wait, we not even 24 hours in

[falcon45ca]

Rondo hella reactionary though. Can’t shake this feeling, hackles standing up.

But I suck at D1 so maybe I should just pull a Mac and sheep the consensus town

Have you met Lime yet? He doesn't like pressure when he's town btw, so tread softly

Well by that reasoning, we should be putting pressure on him so he’ll reveal the town underneath his trenchcoat

I like the cut of your jib


[VOTE: LimeCoke] aubergine

[Scotty]

Ok I’ll bite
[VOTE: Lime Coke] aubergine

[Master Radishes]

I always imagine your voice w/ a bright, nasally Cockney accent fwiw

Oy! That ain't me accent guv.

[falcon45ca]

I'm content to watch that (I assume) joke vote dangle like a free pantsless man watching a sunset. See, I like Tony so far too.

This joke is trying too hard

You’ve had 3 votes on you almost 24 hours. How do you feel about your voters as of now?

Well, LC is OMGUSing, I called him out eons ago, and NAA is just trying to pocket me.

[dunya]

the fact that mac doesnt find me funny really hurt me ngl.

[falcon45ca]

I always imagine your voice w/ a bright, nasally Cockney accent fwiw

Oy! That ain't me accent guv.

My own lil' Eliza Doolittle...I say lil', cuz' I'm fairly certain I'm taller than you

[dunya]

[VOTE: motel room] aubergine

[Master Radishes]

I always imagine your voice w/ a bright, nasally Cockney accent fwiw

Oy! That ain't me accent guv.

My own lil' Eliza Doolittle...I say lil', cuz' I'm fairly certain I'm taller than you

How tall are you

[Master Radishes]

the fact that mac doesnt find me funny really hurt me ngl.

I find you funny!

Spoiler: show

Funny looking hahahahahahahahahahaha

[dunya]

when the vote board isnt in alphabetical order smh

motel room said something really shady about how he doesn't know what bonking is and that maybe it's a discord thing?????????? how would someone come to that conclusion all on their own? to bonk is to hit or strike soemthing, so where did discord come into play for this bold assumption?

bonking is indeed a discord thing, @Justplayingitcool (who isn't in this game) is our resident discord bonker.

motel room has teammates who told him what's up and tmid it all over the thread.

[dunya]

Who took the bonk?

What's a bonk?


Are you maf?

No idea. Something to do with Discord?

Nope, town. What about you?

gottem

[dunya]

tutuu has not given a read on me. why?

[tutuu]

the fact that mac doesnt find me funny really hurt me ngl.

Oh if he didnt find you funny i dont think he would straight up tell u like that to hurt u, i think he made a joke that was aimed to tease u / make u laugh but maybe it didnt land well

@MacDougall

[falcon45ca]

'Hm, I should push a bit to look like I'm doing something/see if I can pressure a potential mischop a bit.'

Want to hear from dyson and lomo.

'Better make sure everyone knows I'm not *too* serious about this though.'

Dyson, what’s the best vaccuum to buy?

'Oh, but I shouldn't be *only* jokey or else people might use that against me too.'

Lomo, are you going to slank til you get vigged or are we going to have to lynch you early?

Are you implying that dyson and lomo are potential mischops?

Like, we’re not chopping like lomo today even if he doesn’t post any more, but I always prefer content over no content. Don’t you?

Are you implying they are not potential mischops?

[tutuu]

tutuu has not given a read on me. why?

Im not finding stuff to read u off of

[dunya]

falcon been a while since u played ur last game or naw?

No, I've been in games pretty steady for the last while

mm

i thought is been a while since u played so ur so excited to play so thats why u throwing jabs everywhere

those jabs bein a bit extra (feelin to me personally) (extra as in maybe scummy)

i wonder if u answering no here means iss correct for me to reverse my read on u now. i wish i could fast forward time and get the answer and go back in time, jus so i know if this tool i can use for is it correct

I'm town.

It's my day off and I've got the house to myself right now.

And I always throw jabs

That's not very nice to jabs tbh. You should give him a break

lmfao

the fact this flew right over falcon's head makes it that much funnier.

i am dying. dead. deceased.

@Sockys2021 pls this is gold i dont wanna forget

[falcon45ca]

I always imagine your voice w/ a bright, nasally Cockney accent fwiw

Oy! That ain't me accent guv.

My own lil' Eliza Doolittle...I say lil', cuz' I'm fairly certain I'm taller than you

How tall are you

6"2



Don't make me feel short, I haven't finished my morning coffee

[falcon45ca]

falcon been a while since u played ur last game or naw?

No, I've been in games pretty steady for the last while

mm

i thought is been a while since u played so ur so excited to play so thats why u throwing jabs everywhere

those jabs bein a bit extra (feelin to me personally) (extra as in maybe scummy)

i wonder if u answering no here means iss correct for me to reverse my read on u now. i wish i could fast forward time and get the answer and go back in time, jus so i know if this tool i can use for is it correct

I'm town.

It's my day off and I've got the house to myself right now.

And I always throw jabs

That's not very nice to jabs tbh. You should give him a break

lmfao

the fact this flew right over falcon's head makes it that much funnier.

i am dying. dead. deceased.

@Sockys2021 pls this is gold i dont wanna forget

It totally did, complete flyby. Didn't even muss my hair

[dunya]

the fact that mac doesnt find me funny really hurt me ngl.

Oh if he didnt find you funny i dont think he would straight up tell u like that to hurt u, i think he made a joke that was aimed to tease u / make u laugh but maybe it didnt land well

@MacDougall

i'm just teasing him like he's teasing me, dw. me and mac are cool. i know for a fact he loves me. or else >:(

[lost monkey]

I’m pretty sure there’s actually good mech stuff to do in this setup but I haven’t thought enough

I skimmed the OP, looks like it's got moving parts that don't involve me (yet), so I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.


TSP, long time no see (rhymes are fun)

damnnnnnn this is lock wolf

Why?

[dunya]

tutuu has not given a read on me. why?

Im not finding stuff to read u off of

the ease you were able to read others whose names are not dunya, however, is noted.

[dunya]

I’m pretty sure there’s actually good mech stuff to do in this setup but I haven’t thought enough

I skimmed the OP, looks like it's got moving parts that don't involve me (yet), so I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.


TSP, long time no see (rhymes are fun)

damnnnnnn this is lock wolf

Why?

i replied to tutuu, that post and another directed at MR felt overly friendly "rubbing shoulders with my fellow townies" kinda fake.

im a bit behind to today's progressions though, so don't actually lock it in for today, that was locked in for yesterday ok?

[tutuu]

Its been a long time since ive played with dodo and her tone is very different from what i recall. She did say that she wont tryhard in the sign ups. I think the lost monkey discord thing was towny off of content. Off of her general tone i find her scumny. We'll see

[Lime Coke]

Okay I'm on and I missed a lot, gonna backread but I gotta get ready for work soon so any TL:DR?

[falcon45ca]

Okay I'm on and I missed a lot, gonna backread but I gotta get ready for work soon so any TL:DR?

Your entire Maf team outted you and are about to concede the game. Anything you'd like to add?

[Master Radishes]

How tall are you

6"2



Don't make me feel short, I haven't finished my morning coffee

Same.

High five - way up top so that shorties like (I'm assuming) dunya and tutuu can't reach.

[Lime Coke]

I'm content to watch that (I assume) joke vote dangle like a free pantsless man watching a sunset. See, I like Tony so far too.

This joke is trying too hard

You’ve had 3 votes on you almost 24 hours. How do you feel about your voters as of now?

Well, LC is OMGUSing, I called him out eons ago, and NAA is just trying to pocket me.

Yes I'm OMGUS'ing you because your read sucks ass.

[tutuu]

How tall are you

6"2



Don't make me feel short, I haven't finished my morning coffee

Same.

High five - way up top so that shorties like (I'm assuming) dunya and tutuu can't reach.

Im also 6'2 bow before me dwarves

Dodo is a smolllll babyyyyyy thooooo

[falcon45ca]

How tall are you

6"2



Don't make me feel short, I haven't finished my morning coffee

Same.

High five - way up top so that shorties like (I'm assuming) dunya and tutuu can't reach.

Fuxk yeah dude! Tho Jazz still makes us look teensy, I think he's 6"5

[lost monkey]

I'm content to watch that (I assume) joke vote dangle like a free pantsless man watching a sunset. See, I like Tony so far too.

This joke is trying too hard

You’ve had 3 votes on you almost 24 hours. How do you feel about your voters as of now?

Well, LC is OMGUSing, I called him out eons ago, and NAA is just trying to pocket me.

Yes I'm OMGUS'ing you because your read sucks ass.

falcon having bad reads means he has a higher chance of being town than scum. But how do you reach that conclusion without anyone dying or any result from an investigation coming out?

[falcon45ca]

I'm content to watch that (I assume) joke vote dangle like a free pantsless man watching a sunset. See, I like Tony so far too.

This joke is trying too hard

You’ve had 3 votes on you almost 24 hours. How do you feel about your voters as of now?

Well, LC is OMGUSing, I called him out eons ago, and NAA is just trying to pocket me.

Yes I'm OMGUS'ing you because your read sucks ass.

Which one?



Also, the lady doth protest too much?



That's Dean Koontz btw

[Lime Coke]

@MacDougall

Okay fucker, so I get that me instant townreading Dunya is indeed what I do as maf, but I do that as town too so notice that.

Second of all, what the fuck was I supposed to do when I literally had this game up on a tab on my lap top, and no one fucking posts for next to 6 hours? Do you want me to read thin air? There was fuck all to read upon because the game was so slow.

[falcon45ca]

I'm content to watch that (I assume) joke vote dangle like a free pantsless man watching a sunset. See, I like Tony so far too.

This joke is trying too hard

You’ve had 3 votes on you almost 24 hours. How do you feel about your voters as of now?

Well, LC is OMGUSing, I called him out eons ago, and NAA is just trying to pocket me.

Yes I'm OMGUS'ing you because your read sucks ass.

falcon having bad reads means he has a higher chance of being town than scum. But how do you reach that conclusion without anyone dying or any result from an investigation coming out?

LoMo gets it.


My reads suck until they're awesome.

[dunya]

Its been a long time since ive played with dodo and her tone is very different from what i recall. She did say that she wont tryhard in the sign ups. I think the lost monkey discord thing was towny off of content. Off of her general tone i find her scumny. We'll see

what lost monkey discord thing?

who's general tome in scummy?

i find it hard to follow this post.

[Lime Coke]

I'm content to watch that (I assume) joke vote dangle like a free pantsless man watching a sunset. See, I like Tony so far too.

This joke is trying too hard

You’ve had 3 votes on you almost 24 hours. How do you feel about your voters as of now?

Well, LC is OMGUSing, I called him out eons ago, and NAA is just trying to pocket me.

Yes I'm OMGUS'ing you because your read sucks ass.

falcon having bad reads means he has a higher chance of being town than scum. But how do you reach that conclusion without anyone dying or any result from an investigation coming out?

What conclusion? That Falcon is mafia or that I'm town? Because I'm pretty sure I know what I am.

[dunya]

@MacDougall

Okay fucker, so I get that me instant townreading Dunya is indeed what I do as maf, but I do that as town too so notice that.

if you were mafia, why would you instantly townread me?

[dunya]

i'm 5'6"

i think

about 165.5cm

so not tiny, just...smaller than yall giants

[tutuu]

Its been a long time since ive played with dodo and her tone is very different from what i recall. She did say that she wont tryhard in the sign ups. I think the lost monkey discord thing was towny off of content. Off of her general tone i find her scumny. We'll see

what lost monkey discord thing?

who's general tome in scummy?

i find it hard to follow this post.

Motel im mixing them up with monkey. Ur scumread on motel discord thing im finding towny

I find ur general tone scummy which clashes with the first thing

[lost monkey]

I'm content to watch that (I assume) joke vote dangle like a free pantsless man watching a sunset. See, I like Tony so far too.

This joke is trying too hard

You’ve had 3 votes on you almost 24 hours. How do you feel about your voters as of now?

Well, LC is OMGUSing, I called him out eons ago, and NAA is just trying to pocket me.

Yes I'm OMGUS'ing you because your read sucks ass.

falcon having bad reads means he has a higher chance of being town than scum. But how do you reach that conclusion without anyone dying or any result from an investigation coming out?

LoMo gets it.


My reads suck until they're awesome.

I learnt that the hard way.

[Lime Coke]

@MacDougall

Okay fucker, so I get that me instant townreading Dunya is indeed what I do as maf, but I do that as town too so notice that.

if you were mafia, why would you instantly townread me?

Pocket. He's right that I did it with Honey and Alexa in both Buckets and JOATED.

But I'm actually town this game. I might've pre-emptively townread you, but again, I got excited to be in another game with you.

[dunya]

why is my general tone scummy?

[tutuu]

@MacDougall

Okay fucker, so I get that me instant townreading Dunya is indeed what I do as maf, but I do that as town too so notice that.

if you were mafia, why would you instantly townread me?

Pocket. He's right that I did it with Honey and Alexa in both Buckets and JOATED.

But I'm actually town this game. I might've pre-emptively townread you, but again, I got excited to be in another game with you.

I believe this

[lost monkey]

I'm content to watch that (I assume) joke vote dangle like a free pantsless man watching a sunset. See, I like Tony so far too.

This joke is trying too hard

You’ve had 3 votes on you almost 24 hours. How do you feel about your voters as of now?

Well, LC is OMGUSing, I called him out eons ago, and NAA is just trying to pocket me.

Yes I'm OMGUS'ing you because your read sucks ass.

falcon having bad reads means he has a higher chance of being town than scum. But how do you reach that conclusion without anyone dying or any result from an investigation coming out?

What conclusion? That Falcon is mafia or that I'm town? Because I'm pretty sure I know what I am.

lol that he is having wrong reads, are you saying it based on the read on you? Why are you getting defensive?

[tutuu]

why is my general tone scummy?

Im just finding it that way

[dunya]

@MacDougall

Okay fucker, so I get that me instant townreading Dunya is indeed what I do as maf, but I do that as town too so notice that.

if you were mafia, why would you instantly townread me?

Pocket. He's right that I did it with Honey and Alexa in both Buckets and JOATED.

But I'm actually town this game. I might've pre-emptively townread you, but again, I got excited to be in another game with you.

dont worry about mac, i'm in your pocket and will shield you till death. if you're town, i'll look amazing. if you're maf, then you just got revenge for the MU game and we're even so both cases it's a win for me cos i don't like unpaid debts

[Lime Coke]

I feel like if I backread I'm going to get pissed off and my reads are going to be based on everyone's bullshit read on me.