Nervous Horse

#1

Ummmmm, in case you dind't already nkow I have a magazine and it's called Nervous Horse and you can write for it. This is a spam thread and I probably shouldn't have made it. I apologizine in advance.

#2

You want to publish all of us, because we are brilliant authors waiting to be discovered?

That's amazing! Everyone should send you submissions.

#3

This is not spam, you weirdo. I will probably send something else in if you allow authors to send in more than one submission.

#4

Hedgeowl wrote:You want publish all of us, because we are brilliant authors waiting to be discovered?

That's amazing! Everyone should send you submissions.

Ture!

Mongoose wrote:This is not spam, you weirdo. I will probably send something else in if you allow authors to send in more than one submission.

Send as many as you want k

#5

bumping this because this site is awesome k?

#6

I'm working on some submissions now. It's been a bit of a bummer of a summer for me and this project has rejuvenated me a good bit today. Thanks, vompers!

#7

ogmmogmogmogmogmogmomog k :O

#8

When do you think the next edition will be published, Vompers?

#9

It doesn't need many more texts but I think there were a few people who were going to send something but haven't so I might have to ask if they're still going to k

#10

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#13

People should send interesting things they wrote to Vomps!! That is all.

Bump.

#14

Send them where!

I wrote a non-fiction account of a haunted house and this other thing.

#15

Ture

I'm still waiting for a few people who were going to send something to send something k

#16

i wish i felt confident enough to write and send something in k

#17

#18

I was composing something in my head this morning but then I forgot it. It was very poignant.

#19

Issue #2 is finally out k

#20

issue #3 k

#21

omg vmops congratz on the tridh issue butt howwo comey ou have'nyt sumibbut ass tory yourself q.m. :OoOoo

#22

Lizzy wrote:omg vmops congratz on the tridh issue butt howwo comey ou have'nyt sumibbut ass tory yourself q.m. :OoOoo

omg lol i dunno k

Incididentally the fourht issue is aobut 2/3 or 5/7 or 3/4 finnished so if anyononoen here wouldn't mind submitting for it she should do it within the next few weeks. (the email is on the page.)

#23

Oops this is aimed at me so I will get on it.

#24

ogmk

#25

Ooh, this is so great. I'll be following some of you guys.

#26

Decided to give reading it a try, opened up a random story, and I get this: http://nervoushorse.com/2013-3/long.htm

On second thought, I'm just going to close the window now. 'Tis a silly place.

#27

"It can't all be like that, can it?"

"Try another story, maybe...this one!"

"'A Day When Things Happened?' Doesn't sound that bad."

ಠ_ಠ

#28

it's cookie monster k

not just her vagina k

around your light brown penis

#29

wtf

i just

raped a boy

i almost died there k

#30

what we hear now

HE'S INSERTING THEM IC

OMG eeeeeeewwww

I really hope this isn't a reference to me.

#31

^_____^

#32

When are we publishing, Vompers?

#33

Problabbly tomorrow because I'm tried.

Actually today.

It's published now k

#34

Issue #5 out now: http://nervoushorse.com/2014-2/

#35

¡¡¡¡GWAAAAOOOOOOR!!!

#36

Holy mother of pearl my Nervous HOrse submissions are 5000% less depressing than they were a year ago.

God Bless Trazadone.

#37

I read a couple of pieces today. I enjoyed both.

#38

Are most of these from you guys?

I browsed a couple but I always like to read fellow mafia peoples work so will look for more

#39

It seems most of them are from myself.

The next issue is open for any submissions if you want to make it more diverse.

#40

omg you used my haiku <3

#41

ture :#4

#42

Submit this please:

To My Dad on His 54th Birthday

Dear Dad,

I'm here. Barely, sometimes. One day I'll tell you all the things you've been wondering, all the things you want to know. But that day is not today.

Sometimes I go walk at Lake Ella, like you used to do with me when I was a baby and my mom had just left us. I feel so close to you then, knowing my footfalls cover the same tread yours did. Our hearts both heavy, weighing us down.

I want you to know I am okay. I'm going to be okay.

You can't blame yourself any longer for me not having a mother in my life. MawMaw has been more Mother than anyone really needs in her life - she's been wonderful. Over the years, I found myself bonding so quickly with older women in my life: my aunts, my partners' mothers, women at work. I looked for in them what I perceived I was always missing by not having mother.

But then I realized that what I was looking for inside of these women all of these years was inside of me all along. And I'm strong, Dad, I am. And that's because of you. Thanks for being my dad.

I'll tell you what's going on one day. But not right now. Because now I need to call you and tell you happy birthday.

Happy Birthday, Dad.

#43

k

does your dad read nervoushhrose ,q.m.

#44

Vompatti wrote:k

does your dad read nervoushhrose ,q.m.

I hope not!

#45

Can I submit something? I have a poem I wrote that I really like. How do I submit it?

#46

sabie12 wrote:Can I submit something? I have a poem I wrote that I really like. How do I submit it?

you can private message Vompatti with your submission, which is what I usually do. He literally accepts anything, and will be very glad to hear from someone new!

#47

Mongoose wrote:
sabie12 wrote:Can I submit something? I have a poem I wrote that I really like. How do I submit it?
you can private message Vompatti with your submission, which is what I usually do. He literally accepts anything, and will be very glad to hear from someone new!

ture

#48

Alright sounds good. So is this an online thing only or is it a publication?

#49

sabie12 wrote:Alright sounds good. So is this an online thing only or is it a publication?

It is printed on 100 signed and numbered vellum copies and distributed to a select few members of secret societies across Finland and Scandinavia.

#50

Okay poem was sent. Hope you like it!

Humanity-
Filled with evil-
It hides behind its lies
A mask for Everyone

Good, Bad choices we make
Changing who we are
Every smile is Fake
Nothing is Real

Cruelty-Innocence
The line is hidden-
Right-Wrong
No difference

No one is exempt-
It lies within us all
No matter how bright the Day
Night will always fall

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