🅱️olosseum Mafia

[Lime Coke]

r u mafia, LC?

No, it's a chill joke game and I'm playing it as that.

k, but why you sweating back there? huh? huhhhh?

I don't sweat, even in the most stressful of times.

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I just give up but let's not talk about that.

same tbh

im SO STRESSED im giving up in 3............2.....................1

Ah yes, good to see both of us are quieters...

This smells like a teammate interaction. Nice try folkers.

NAI honestly, we're just happy to see each other in a game.

[Marmot]

So here's the thing. Dunya is cute, we can all agree on that. So cute that she often skates by with her charming demeanor, and excellent knack at deflecting attention in all the right places. This is what scum dunya looks like. Town dunya is also fantastic, directing attention in all the right places, at the scummies, away from the townies. She's probably the best mafia player in the world, and a run in the Championship Tourney would reveal that pretty quickly. And she's cute, she's a cute mafia player.

What I'm seeing here is that particular cuteness that seeks to direct a very specific kind of attention onto Lime Coke. One that calls him out, but also gives him the chance to talk himself beyond the thing she called him out for. It's banter, but of the assisting variety. I see right through it though. Dunya may be acute mafia player, but she's exactly that, just a little under 90°. If she was a little more obtuse, her behavior would be a little less suspect, but the way things stand, something just isn't right, a few degrees shy of right, if you will.

That's my angleshoot read of the game

[Sloonei]

Marmot is jealous of dunya's hair confirmed.

[Marmot]

Dunya is jealous of my hair th.

[Urist]

Marmot getting mad brownie points with the type guard wow

[Urist]

Too bad he's gonna get banned for angleshooting
Alas

[Marmot]

[Urist]

@NotAnAxehole new avatar for you

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[NotAnAxehole]

@NotAnAxehole new avatar for you

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Hot n ready

[Lime Coke]

So here's the thing. Dunya is cute, we can all agree on that. So cute that she often skates by with her charming demeanor, and excellent knack at deflecting attention in all the right places. This is what scum dunya looks like. Town dunya is also fantastic, directing attention in all the right places, at the scummies, away from the townies. She's probably the best mafia player in the world, and a run in the Championship Tourney would reveal that pretty quickly. And she's cute, she's a cute mafia player.

What I'm seeing here is that particular cuteness that seeks to direct a very specific kind of attention onto Lime Coke. One that calls him out, but also gives him the chance to talk himself beyond the thing she called him out for. It's banter, but of the assisting variety. I see right through it though. Dunya may be acute mafia player, but she's exactly that, just a little under 90°. If she was a little more obtuse, her behavior would be a little less suspect, but the way things stand, something just isn't right, a few degrees shy of right, if you will.

That's my angleshoot read of the game

You know what? This is an impressive tinfoil coming from you, and I wish to keep you in the game.

[VOTE: Marmot] aubergine

[Marmot]

Is voting a good thing? Do I want your vote?

[Lime Coke]

Is voting a good thing? Do I want your vote?

It's the most valuable thing in the game. Be honored.

[ignoramus]

Oh that emoji is Ugly
Mods don't ban me please

not the ban hammer!!

lincolnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn good morning <3 how are you today?

Hi Dunya!! I'm just about to go to bed
Kinda tired from schoolwork
How about you?

working on my day off so also peeved

what is your strategy this game?

O o f
Working on a day off sucks
Wait what strategy?
I just wanna make/be friends with everybody!

Hi!! I just finished class
What did I miss?

Your phone. You missed your phone.

Joke's on you, I keep my phone with me at all times!! >:]

I fought an army once....

It was the Salvation Army...

You don't want to mess with me...

Speak not at me with words, speak with blade! A mark upon my flesh shall speak far more words than could come out of your mouth. Perhaps you shall remain mute.

You are the coolest person here atm. Ain't killing you disguised as chucky.

you're the coolest person here! Dunya is too but she's more on the cute side, like what Marmot said
I don't really get how her conversation with Lime is a partnered on though
Also I like lime candy does anyone know where to get some

I fought an army once....

It was the Salvation Army...

You don't want to mess with me...

Speak not at me with words, speak with blade! A mark upon my flesh shall speak far more words than could come out of your mouth. Perhaps you shall remain mute.

Aye, glad you know your way with a knife. I hope to see you live long enough in the Colosseum to impress our Caesar, if lucky we may even be able to draw each other's blood in GLORIOUS COMBAT.

Hype!! I hope you live long enough to impress our Caesar too! But I don't want to draw your blood in combat :hiding:

[ignoramus]

Uh oh I forgot the spoiler tag
I'm so sorry

[Seanzie]

I don't have any reads.

*Points gladius* develop some.

You're too late. I already updated my status that I had a read.

Aye and your smart mouth would look good with a dagger in it. Mind filling anyone in?

I wasn't planning on sharing it, but since you asked... I'm still not going to share.

[Lime Coke]

@ignoramus

If you're talking about Lime Coke typically they're in Coke Freestyle machines. Which is why I like Five Guys and Wendys because both have them.

Every time I go to either of them and get a Lime Coke I usually announce in the discord that I got a lime coke from there.

[Lime Coke]

Actually I went to Wendys last night and I tried to order a large Lime Coke but they were only serving regular coke. ☹

[dunya]

So here's the thing. Dunya is cute, we can all agree on that. So cute that she often skates by with her charming demeanor, and excellent knack at deflecting attention in all the right places. This is what scum dunya looks like. Town dunya is also fantastic, directing attention in all the right places, at the scummies, away from the townies. She's probably the best mafia player in the world, and a run in the Championship Tourney would reveal that pretty quickly. And she's cute, she's a cute mafia player.

What I'm seeing here is that particular cuteness that seeks to direct a very specific kind of attention onto Lime Coke. One that calls him out, but also gives him the chance to talk himself beyond the thing she called him out for. It's banter, but of the assisting variety. I see right through it though. Dunya may be acute mafia player, but she's exactly that, just a little under 90°. If she was a little more obtuse, her behavior would be a little less suspect, but the way things stand, something just isn't right, a few degrees shy of right, if you will.

That's my angleshoot read of the game

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i fucking love you marmot

[dunya]

Dunya is jealous of my hair th.

tru

but did you see urists baby hairs?

i have a new idol

[dunya]

I have some very high confidence tone reads early on.

lock town. never rescinding

An easy way to become another corpse.

i like to live dangerously...

[Lime Coke]

Hey Dunya, are you mafa?

[dunya]

hot take

joh is town because he's just so silent and lurky.

[dunya]

Hey Dunya, are you mafa?

i am not mafa, pinky promise

[dunya]

i think mac is town and sloonei is mafia.

[Lime Coke]

Hey Dunya, are you mafa?

i am not mafa, pinky promise

No mafa.

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Doing this so that Marmot tinfoils us again being W/W but roles are reversed and he calls me cute giving you an opportunity to towntell with a softball question.

[Jackofhearts2005]

I hate Wilgy's avatar so much.

Your god king will not even know your name by the time I've pulped your corpse with my maul.

[Jackofhearts2005]

@NotAnAxehole new avatar for you

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By the comet!

[dunya]

Hey Dunya, are you mafa?

i am not mafa, pinky promise

No mafa.

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Doing this so that Marmot tinfoils us again being W/W but roles are reversed and he calls me cute giving you an opportunity to towntell with a softball question.

marmot is cute, let's recruit him and make this a nice thruple

[Lime Coke]

Hey Dunya, are you mafa?

i am not mafa, pinky promise

No mafa.

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Doing this so that Marmot tinfoils us again being W/W but roles are reversed and he calls me cute giving you an opportunity to towntell with a softball question.

marmot is cute, let's recruit him and make this a nice thruple

I agree.

You're going to have to talk him into it though, you're persuasive.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Is that Dunya cute thing a copypasta?

[Lime Coke]

Am I actually supposed to be outing reads? I feel comfortable free flowing this.

[dunya]

Is that Dunya cute thing a copypasta?

semi

it's a semi

[dunya]

Am I actually supposed to be outing reads? I feel comfortable free flowing this.

not really, we can just yeet sloonei, seanzie, falcon and urist.

wait a minute

urist is on the poll

maybe the solve of the game is we're all gladiators trying to win our freedom and the game ends if we all unanimously vote urist

[Lime Coke]

Am I actually supposed to be outing reads? I feel comfortable free flowing this.

not really, we can just yeet sloonei, seanzie, falcon and urist.

wait a minute

urist is on the poll

maybe the solve of the game is we're all gladiators trying to win our freedom and the game ends if we all unanimously vote urist

[VOTE: Urist] aubergine

[Quin]

Actually, playing in a Urist game can't really be considered fun, so maybe it is work. Were the mods required to play in this?

yes, dunya said if i didnt play she'd tell everyone about that time i tried to make shortbread

[Lime Coke]

Inb4 that's actually a trap.

[Quin]

i dont know which post is supposed to be angleshooting therefore axe has tmi

[dunya]

Actually, playing in a Urist game can't really be considered fun, so maybe it is work. Were the mods required to play in this?

yes, dunya said if i didnt play she'd tell everyone about that time i tried to make shortbread

[dunya]

seriously guys, it's the fork stabs for me....

[Lime Coke]

I actually have a tinfoil but keeping it to myself.

[Quin]

I don't have any reads.

wrong

[Quin]

seriously guys, it's the fork stabs for me....

[dunya]

then the flattened out with a rolling pin attempt is my second fav:

[dunya]

quin likes to use a lot of violence in his baking hence he must be a baddddddd gladiator.

[Quin]

Oh yeah my vote on Quin is an I’ve missed you vote

i didnt miss you at all

i love you

[dunya]

i dont know which post is supposed to be angleshooting therefore axe has tmi

oooohhhh i like the angleshooty of angleshooting read of anti angleshoot.

[Quin]

i think mac is town and sloonei is mafia.

i agree but why arent you already [VOTE: sloonei] aubergine

[Quin]

i dont know which post is supposed to be angleshooting therefore axe has tmi

oooohhhh i like the angleshooty of angleshooting read of anti angleshoot.

what

[dunya]

i dont know which post is supposed to be angleshooting therefore axe has tmi

oooohhhh i like the angleshooty of angleshooting read of anti angleshoot.

what

idk tbh

[TonyStarkPrime]

Tbh didn’t notice the angle shooting before NAA mentioned it and I’m tempted to call it NAI and also reasonably completely accidental but yes etc etc

Define angleshooting. Your quip tries my patience.

I’d prefer not to in this situation and also I don’t believe in definitions I’m not a Platonist smh