Enrique wrote:How full of yourself do you need to be?
Well, if I were full of other people, then that would be disgusting. And uncomfortable.
Enrique wrote:If I had a penny for every time you shrugged me off.
You'd have nine cents.
Enrique wrote:Epignosis wrote:Enrique wrote:You turned out civvie, so clearly, the problem here is that our playstyles don't mesh.
The vilest word in Mafia is "clearly," which is both an evil adverb and one that assumes everyone agrees with you. I don't have a play style. People think I do. I don't. I do whatever amuses me at the time. You may have a play style, and I have no problem with yours. The problem is that you got a bad role, and that you didn't do a very good job on Day 1 concealing it.
... Epignosis, stop. You're allowed to be pretentious, but a little self-awareness doesn't hurt. Of course you have a playstyle, and it's one that will never let us play together without being at each other's throats.
I'm full of myself...I need a little self-awareness. Which is it?
Enrique wrote:Epignosis wrote:Enrique wrote:But you were still hella suspicious and honestly I don't think you've contributed anything to the civvie cause all game. So how's that?
Ah, I'm still suspicious and haven't contributed.
Well now, let's see.
I got one civilian lynched. You nailed three in a row- well done. I want to lynch you and have been wanting to since Day 1. You say things like "hella suspicious."

Since you've leveled this accusation against me, what have YOU contributed to the civilian cause? Besides reducing their numbers and making it easier for them to figure out who's bad, I mean.
Key difference: I'm trying. We're gonna see at endgame who came closer to the truth.
Your contribution to the civilian cause is that you're trying...to do what? Reduce the number of civilians?
Enrique wrote:Honestly I'll probably just have to vote for whoever isn't me this lynch. I started out with three guaranteed votes against me, and have only been getting more. The only person I can be 100% sure of in this game is myself, so yeah, in all likelihood I'm gonna be a bitch and vote to save myself. Didn't I vote for Snow Dog yesterday? Doesn't that go hand in hand with the post you're quoting?
Ep1 only said "I'm not a bitch" because he was a
dog. I thought it was amusing. The delayed lynch only weakened the punchline.
Enrique wrote:Epignosis wrote:Enrique wrote:If you get me lynched today, which is a strong possibility considering I'm pretty much starting the day with 3 votes, I'll find some comfort in knowing the thread will know how full of shit you are. Don't pretend you're an expert baddie hunter, Epignosis, you're embarrassing yourself.
Sorry. I choose to pretend I'm an Expert Baddie Hunter. It's fun. Bet you don't even know any real expert baddie hunters.
I'd like a look at your track record so far. A quick skim of the Hall of Fame tells me you've never won a game as a civvie, and I've never seen you lead the charge against a baddie. Can I take a look at your credentials?
No. I have never won a game in two years on two sites as a civilian. Do you want to know why? It's simple really. I'm a threat.

A serious fucking threat.

I have leveled Mafia teams with but a few keystrokes. Shit, I've leveled my OWN Mafia team after I turned rogue, got drunk, told my team I was now working for an independent, then made up a series of lies and fake PMs from the host to fool my team into keeping me around. And then I decimated them (and one of these days I'll make it up to you Snow Dog, Bullzeye, Hedgeowl, and DFaraday!

).
I don't take shit, but if I do, I take it twice.
I am a bad ass.
Most of the time.
Enrique wrote:Epignosis wrote:Enrique wrote:Epignosis wrote:To answer your question more directly, Dom, it looks to me like Enrique is still dancing and his partner Long Con is trying to suspect him while protecting him.
Oh, man, LC too? How many partners does that leave me at? I don't think there's a team with sufficient space for me, LC, Made, Dana and MP together. Never mind one that would be outed so quickly.
When you're gone, I'll work out your teammates. That's because I'm pretending to be an expert baddie hunter for the next couple of weeks. I even have a badge!

When I'm gone you lose all credibility, so don't get too excited
No I won't. Apparently one can lynch three civilians in a row and still have some.
Enrique wrote:That's a nice interpretation. How do you like this one: Full of shit means you're wrong, no idea means you're wrong, hate boner means you won't let go, and proving a point means you'll do the exact same thing you do with juliets and shrug it off as "he acted bad" while maintaining pride in the fact that you could get somebody lynched.
Listen, I don't question your sexual preferences, and I'd really prefer you didn't question mine. When I have a hate boner, I slap it all over the kitchen counters until its bruised and then spring for the meat tenderizer. But I do eventually
let it go.