Let's Write a Novel

#151

He shot it with a machine gun.

#152

It died.

#153

THE END

*insert Monty Python Intermission music here*

#154

However, it then got up and bit INH. Now INH sparkels

#155

INH shoots himself.

#156

i would so buy this.

#157

His sparkly blood sparkles in the street.

#158

The cockroaches held a funeral.

#159

Then there was a Raid.

#160

Cockroaches were falling left and right, but one survived; his name was Ramboroach

#161

"ADRIAAAAANNNNNROACH"

#162

Dante woke up, "What a fucked up dream."

#163

I like the random tirades, but can we go back to a somewhat sane narrative?

#164

Nadine rolled over, took his hand and said, "You really should write a book"

#165

"We can't keep doing this." Dante replied, "What if Peter finds out?"

#166

Ramboroach passed out from the Raid and woke up on a strange island.

#167

Martha stepped on and killed Ramboroach as she knocked on Dante's door.

#168

Dante was furious.

#169

"Quick, hide in the closet!" Dante said frantically.

#170

Martha agreed and quickly got in the closet, her life was giving her a headache and she would do anything right now to avoid anymore squashing problems.

#171

She felt something tickle her back in the darkness.

#172

She slowly turned around, feeling terrified.

#173

She had turned too fast and waited for her eyes to focus to the darkness of the closet.

#174

she screamed at her sister staring back at her!

#175

"JANE! How long have you been there?" Nadine exclaimed.

#176

FOREVER!

#177

There was much rejoicing in that closet.

#178

Dante pulled out his secret bottle of vodka.

#179

He studied the label.

#180

Mwahahaha...He thought to himself.

#181

He took a quick swig and gasped at the burning sensation the vodka left in his mouth.

#182

He loved it and hated it, simultaneously.

#183

He wiped his mouth on his sleeve and offered the bottle to Martha.

#184

"Why don't we leave the closet before we continue this party," she suggested.

#185

"You mean, come out of the closet?" he replied

#186

"Ha Ha Ha," she said, snarkily.

#187

An awkward silence followed.

#188

Then they walked out.

#189

The weather had become restless and unwelcoming.

#190

And so had Martha.

#191

"What do you want me to say, Martha?"

#192

"Is there anything left unsaid?"she sighed.

#193

Dante said, "I know this must be hard for you."

#194

She snickered.

#195

"Now what's so damn funny?" Dante asked.

#196

"Hard for me,Dante?" She snapped at him.

#197

Dante weighed what he was about to say carefully, and said, "Martha, I've always been hard for you."

#198

"My my brother, hard in all the right places too."

#199

Nadine screamed and shot herself in the foot.

#200

"You missed your head by about 5 feet, stupid." Said Peter with disdain.