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Sabiplz wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:47 pm I DON'T WANT JACK DEAD]
Why you shielding him so hard all of a sudden? Just cuz he dropped the act?
You're being an unacceptable level of stupid, with zero sexy, and no sense of humor.
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Lilypetal wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:54 pm
Sabiplz wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:53 pm I rather hk flip
give me a reason to swap to hk u have 2 minutes
His ate and his presence is making game thread health bad.

He's the giant hole we need to solve from d1

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Porscha wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:55 pm
Sabiplz wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:47 pm I DON'T WANT JACK DEAD]
Why you shielding him so hard all of a sudden? Just cuz he dropped the act?
He's been towny from what I read today.

He's solving
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If it's this close at :59 I'm swapping to avoid a tie
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HK just wants to die
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Porscha wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:54 pm Hey I was happy to vote jack earlier but I thought his frustration via breaking the roleplay sounded townie. Then he made real posts. I dunno. Maybe I should take my own advice and stop overthinking it
breaking roleplay is nai. i havent read everything so idk if ur completely right about frustrttion, but shrug

his content wasnt that good lol he just voted me on basis "mehhhhhh they look paired with mac i should selfpres"

i feel slightly bad he isnt here for eod in the small chance he's town but i mean i always should survive over him fmpov and theres a high chance he's wolf
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GET OFF JACK HE'S TOWN
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Re: Mafia Misplay Mafia

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TBH, I feel abit bad voting Jack because it seems he put in severe work to get tr'd.

BUT I've seen Jack do that as W before and I'll see it again, Jack is a good wolf. Effort should be NAI, arguments/actions should be AI.

Arguments for Jack I've read are > arguments for Snow.
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Re: Mafia Misplay Mafia

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Sabiplz wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:55 pm
Porscha wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:55 pm
Sabiplz wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:47 pm I DON'T WANT JACK DEAD]
Why you shielding him so hard all of a sudden? Just cuz he dropped the act?
He's been towny from what I read today.

He's solving
why wouldn't he do that as a wolf?
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Can confirm snows weird time zone. Just feel like I usually find town snow by now and I kept feeling like I hadn't gotten there... I dunno.

Jack felt pretty sincere in his frustration posts, but maybe I'm just a sucker.
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if jack flips wolf, i'm insta voting hk tomorrow and literally parking for the rest of the day

scratch that, if jack flips town i'm doing that too but i'm gonna have to reeval to find the deepwolf too
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Lilypetal wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:56 pm
Sabiplz wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:55 pm
Porscha wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:55 pm
Sabiplz wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:47 pm I DON'T WANT JACK DEAD]
Why you shielding him so hard all of a sudden? Just cuz he dropped the act?
He's been towny from what I read today.

He's solving
why wouldn't he do that as a wolf?
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Re: Mafia Misplay Mafia

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Oh, who am I kidding. Jack's a stinky Rat. We kill stinky rats.
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Re: Mafia Misplay Mafia

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Sabiplz wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:57 pm
Lilypetal wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:56 pm
Sabiplz wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:55 pm
Porscha wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:55 pm
Sabiplz wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:47 pm I DON'T WANT JACK DEAD]
Why you shielding him so hard all of a sudden? Just cuz he dropped the act?
He's been towny from what I read today.

He's solving
why wouldn't he do that as a wolf?
Just a vibe
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Re: Mafia Misplay Mafia

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Sabiplz wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:56 pm GET OFF JACK HE'S TOWN
This made me really want to stay on him just to see what he flips ngl
You're being an unacceptable level of stupid, with zero sexy, and no sense of humor.
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Re: Mafia Misplay Mafia

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also i dont really think jack's "solving posts" everyone liked were really towny?

like it was kinda, shallow

he went for a bunch of things and came to such a meager conclusion
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I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL TURBO SNOWY TOMORROW
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Re: Mafia Misplay Mafia

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Sabiplz wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:57 pm
Sabiplz wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:57 pm
Lilypetal wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:56 pm
Sabiplz wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:55 pm
Porscha wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:55 pm
Sabiplz wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:47 pm I DON'T WANT JACK DEAD]
Why you shielding him so hard all of a sudden? Just cuz he dropped the act?
He's been towny from what I read today.

He's solving
why wouldn't he do that as a wolf?
Just a vibe
Oh. Well if that's the reason then who cares?
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Re: Mafia Misplay Mafia

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risiinq- wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:21 pm
Neon wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:20 pm I'm here I just don't have the capacity to care right now.
neon, because i'm going to die and i dont care about what i say anymore, please try to be more cooperative next time

it's REALLY hard to work with you and you're just causing another ML rn cuz ur being stubborn

if u hate me for this, sorry, but i had to say this esp when u commented like this

it's just really frustrating for the townie who's getting buried, while u just say my worldview is "messy"
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Re: Mafia Misplay Mafia

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Sabiplz wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:58 pm I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL TURBO SNOWY TOMORROW
Nah
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Sabiplz wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:58 pm I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL TURBO SNOWY TOMORROW
And you will do this regardless of Jack's alignment?
You're being an unacceptable level of stupid, with zero sexy, and no sense of humor.
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Porscha wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:57 pm Can confirm snows weird time zone. Just feel like I usually find town snow by now and I kept feeling like I hadn't gotten there... I dunno.

Jack felt pretty sincere in his frustration posts, but maybe I'm just a sucker.
give me some time lol?

if u really want to compare frustration posts, i mean, i had some wheni just came back but yea i odnt want those to affect ur read, just look at objective stuff
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I'm so pissed right now
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Re: Mafia Misplay Mafia

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Lilypetal wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:56 pm
Sabiplz wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:55 pm
Porscha wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:55 pm
Sabiplz wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:47 pm I DON'T WANT JACK DEAD]
Why you shielding him so hard all of a sudden? Just cuz he dropped the act?
He's been towny from what I read today.

He's solving
why wouldn't he do that as a wolf?
wolves don't solve
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I never expected to survive the night. I was very confused about the char flip and I was on my way to a very hot date. We stayed overnight to celebrate my girl bday and vday weekend. Last thing in my mind was the game... I never submitted an action last night. :doh:
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i really hope jack flips wolf. so sorry if wrong.
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Esooa wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:58 pm
risiinq- wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:21 pm
Neon wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:20 pm I'm here I just don't have the capacity to care right now.
neon, because i'm going to die and i dont care about what i say anymore, please try to be more cooperative next time

it's REALLY hard to work with you and you're just causing another ML rn cuz ur being stubborn

if u hate me for this, sorry, but i had to say this esp when u commented like this

it's just really frustrating for the townie who's getting buried, while u just say my worldview is "messy"
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Yeah I saw it and I think its worthless. Anyone can be degrading...
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Snow is a wolf ffs.
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Swapping to Jack to avoid a tie
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Esooa wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:58 pm
Lilypetal wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:56 pm
Sabiplz wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:55 pm
Porscha wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:55 pm
Sabiplz wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:47 pm I DON'T WANT JACK DEAD]
Why you shielding him so hard all of a sudden? Just cuz he dropped the act?
He's been towny from what I read today.

He's solving
why wouldn't he do that as a wolf?
wolves don't solve
wolves dont fake solving when theyre abt to die?
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Sabiplz wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:58 pm I'm so pissed right now
don't be pissed. if jack flips town im so sorry, wil understand what u do tmr
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Esooa wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:58 pm
Lilypetal wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:56 pm
Sabiplz wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:55 pm
Porscha wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:55 pm
Sabiplz wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:47 pm I DON'T WANT JACK DEAD]
Why you shielding him so hard all of a sudden? Just cuz he dropped the act?
He's been towny from what I read today.

He's solving
why wouldn't he do that as a wolf?
wolves don't solve
Well by that measure the game winning w/w is nook/hk.
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Re: Mafia Misplay Mafia

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Sabiplz wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:59 pm Snow is a wolf ffs.
okay.
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You can't "turbo" anyone lol, there's no hammer
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gl,
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risiinq- wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:59 pm i really hope jack flips wolf. so sorry if wrong.
Why would you specifically be sorry here?

Like you were the wagon
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Porscha wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:59 pm
Esooa wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:58 pm
Lilypetal wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:56 pm
Sabiplz wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:55 pm
Porscha wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:55 pm
Sabiplz wrote: Fri Sep 16, 2022 7:47 pm I DON'T WANT JACK DEAD]
Why you shielding him so hard all of a sudden? Just cuz he dropped the act?
He's been towny from what I read today.

He's solving
why wouldn't he do that as a wolf?
wolves don't solve
Well by that measure the game winning w/w is nook/hk.
Oi i have a complete solve
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Jackofhearts has died. He was Bad Mech Assumptions, a Gamethrower (town).
There's nothing that says a fake can't surpass the real thing.
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TonyStarkPrime has replaced DrWilgy.
There's nothing that says a fake can't surpass the real thing.
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Flavor for the Achromatic execution is up.
There's nothing that says a fake can't surpass the real thing.
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The two women were greeted at dawn by the call of countless birds, taking to the air to begin their day as they squawked and screeched. And... something more. There was a single note amongst them that was discordant, that felt eerily human and yet inhuman, like the mad laugh of a clown twisted into a horrid echo by the vocal cords of a monster. Polly looked puzzled, but Liz's eyes widened.

"What's wrong?" asked Polly. "Do you know what that sound could be?"

"It's... oh, right, you always focused on the scientific end of explorer's research, didn't you?" said Liz. "This is... more of a myth. A legend. Something that was always claimed to be a hoax..."

"Well, whatever it is, it's clearly no myth," said Polly. "You'd better tell me about it, and quick, before we get attacked again."

"Remember when we found Macdougall's corpse, back in the valley?" said Liz. "Well, a few hundred years ago, the famed explorer Jimmy 'Jagged' Jay made a very similar discovery - the body of a dead explorer, with a book of notes documenting everything they'd encountered. He was the president of MOD at the time, so there was a lot of interest in the corpse."

MOD, or Monitoring Overseas Domiciles, was an organization set up to keep an eye on strange and exotic lands, like the one that Polly and Liz were lost in, and had evolved into the world's largest explorer's organization. As the president of the MOD - not to mention his own reputation for exploring the most treacherous of places - Jimmy Jay would have his discoveries taken very seriously indeed.

"So why haven't I heard about this?" asked Polly.

"Because it was largely dismissed as a hoax," said Liz. "The book of notes wasn't a proper notebook like a real explorer would use. It was supposed to be recording their observations, but the very first page just had notes about a chess opening. c4 e5 c3 d5, if I remember the story correctly."

"Ha!" said Polly. "So it was an amateur who repurposed a chess book into a makeshift notebook. Still, that doesn't mean their eyes don't work. Why weren't their observations taken seriously?"

"Well, for another," said Liz, "The book was written in a cryptic cipher, which doesn't really make sense for an amateur to do. Then there's the stuff they claimed to see - and the creature making that mating call, like a jester's giggle, is one of them. The cipher was only partially broken, so it still isn't clear what this unnamed explorer meant to call the creature - it was either Jack-off Arts or Jack of Hearts, although most people agree to call it the latter, just for decency's sake."

"That all sounds very strange," said Polly. "I see why people never really took this seriously. It sounds too odd to be true, even for these lands. Jimmy Jay would never lie about a discovery, but perhaps someone planted a fake body in the plains as a prank of some sort."

"And one other thing," said Liz. "The notebook claimed that the Jack of Hearts was completely immune to being cut - that it was unchoppable."

Just as Liz finished her story, something the two explorers had never seen before and would never see again burst out of a thicket of trees to their left. It looked like a grinning clown, with a perpetual sneer on its face, bouncing on a single, coiled tail. The two women tensed, preparing to defend themselves. Before anyone could react, the earth shook like thunder, and loud hoofbeats filled the air.

The Jack of Hearts squealed, turning to flee, but a flash of steel came down, and the strange little creature was cleaved from shoulder to knee, the two halves of its body simply falling apart onto the unforgiving sands. "I guess it was a hoax after all," gasped Liz. "Looks like the Jack of Hearts wasn't unchoppable."

"We have bigger things to worry about right now, Liz..." mumbled Polly. "Like the beast that just killed it."

The ground rumbled, and a stark black shadow fell over the world.
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NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME has been killed. He was Excessive Appeal to Emotion, a Gamethrower (town).
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Well I'm still pissed.

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hello
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@santygrass opinion
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i hate this game and im vote parking on hk
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bye
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lol snow
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i misplayed in misplay mafia

at least that's ironic
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the first person to accuse me of TMI on jack gets a nice big boot vote up their arse

also it's just risiinq lets 'dome wolf
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