King of the Hill Mafia

[robyn]

[VOTE: Porscha] aubergine again

Alison has a dangerous amount of votes
no hammers, vote now @staypositivefriend

[Creature]

I'm between Falcon and Porscha ftr. Could also do Jack.

[MacDougall]

Without trying to sound like an egotist. I've noticed Lily and Neon have been repeatedly calling me lock town and saying they'll sheep me without ever actually doing it.

[Alison]

I don't think Seanzie or Falcon are the correct exes for today. Mac says he wants to shield Porscha, that she has a volume tell, whatever.

So we just turbo Jack or Rondo yeah? Because nobody else is remotely close to a good option.

[MacDougall]

I'm between Falcon and Porscha ftr. Could also do Jack.

Not Rondo?

[Alison]

Meh no. It's 18 minutes to EOD, I'm not flash wagoning and splitting votes like that.

[staypositivefriend]

[VOTE: Porscha] aubergine again

Alison has a dangerous amount of votes
no hammers, vote now @staypositivefriend

well i didnt want to play my hand this early but i actually think falcon always needs to die today

[VOTE: falcon] aubergine

[Jackofhearts2005]

I don't think Seanzie is it. He has had townie moments earlier and I genuinely believe he has the ability to self clear and catch mafia on later days. This makes him a far inferior exe to any of the other people I would like to vote. I would heavily prefer Porscha as the most likely slot to flip mafia. Rondo and Jack are my 2nd and 3rd choices.

These scumreads are pretty terrible tbh. Which is why I’m not unvoting you.

Like it reads flat most yeetable, not most sus.

[MacDougall]

I don't think Seanzie or Falcon are the correct exes for today. Mac says he wants to shield Porscha, that she has a volume tell, whatever.

So we just turbo Jack or Rondo yeah? Because nobody else is remotely close to a good option.

Why not Seanzie and Falcon? They both voted you for no apparent reason? I would expect you to be entirely fine with them dying?

[Creature]

I'm between Falcon and Porscha ftr. Could also do Jack.

Not Rondo?

Idk I feel like he enjoyed wolfing a lot more in Halvosen Ridge.

[Seanzie]

I don't think Seanzie or Falcon are the correct exes for today. Mac says he wants to shield Porscha, that she has a volume tell, whatever.

So we just turbo Jack or Rondo yeah? Because nobody else is remotely close to a good option.

Is this Alison advocating for a flash wagon? I know she's a big fan of them...

[Porscha]

I have NOT folded to pressure. I am standing up for myself and YOU are mischaracterizing me because I dont have time to sit at PC and make the exact argument you want me to make. You've played like 2 or 3 games with me ever. You think you're that good at finding me? I dont believe that you are being genuine in your push of me

You got POE'd and you immediately started ranting about how strong players are oppressing you with classism. You have furnished no solid town reasons to defend yourself, only bluster and anger. You have also still not given any reasons for me/SPF/Boq, which you claim are totally legitimate wagons that should be happening, other than "Alison is wrong on me and mischaracterizing me". No word on SPF and Boq at all.

It wasnt a rant and it is only by nature oppressive when it's bad for the gamestate. Which it is. I never touched SPF slot so that's made up in your mind. I gave reasons for boq and while they are surface level, who cares? I've made a point that I whole heartedly believe which is that, even if you are town, I believe this tunnel on me is a bad tunnel which you are obviously very capable of doing every game I see you play in. If you are unwilling to consider that you dont have a good meta read of me and that you are great at tunneling town, then keep doubling down and making those mistakes and not having remorse because "I wasnt towny enough" or whatever bullshit you always come up with. *show* me "folding" that isnt you just disliking the ate I have exhibited because I think that's literally all you have. And all of the people here who have seen me wolf know I do not ate under pressure. I doubt you'll even catch a wolf by any wagon association after my flip so maybe you'll get lucky catching someone who TMI'd me.

[robyn]

[VOTE: Porscha] aubergine again

Alison has a dangerous amount of votes
no hammers, vote now @staypositivefriend

well i didnt want to play my hand this early but i actually think falcon always needs to die today

[VOTE: falcon] aubergine

explain quickly

[Creature]

Alison says Falcon is town and Mac says Falcon is wolf.

Mac says Porscha is town and Alison says Porscha is wolf.

So what is it?

[MacDougall]

[VOTE: Porscha] aubergine again

Alison has a dangerous amount of votes
no hammers, vote now @staypositivefriend

well i didnt want to play my hand this early but i actually think falcon always needs to die today

[VOTE: falcon] aubergine

I've finally realised why I progress from townlocking to tinfoil you in every game. You play end of day with your cards face down and like an openwolf as either alignment. And I understand why.

[Alison]

I don't think Seanzie or Falcon are the correct exes for today. Mac says he wants to shield Porscha, that she has a volume tell, whatever.

So we just turbo Jack or Rondo yeah? Because nobody else is remotely close to a good option.

Why not Seanzie and Falcon? They both voted you for no apparent reason? I would expect you to be entirely fine with them dying?

I explained why earlier. The summary is that I think they are both likely to be very findable and productive if they are town. Rondo/Jack/even Porscha have committed the exact same sins as them but without the findable and productive part.

[Porscha]

[VOTE: Porscha] aubergine again

Alison has a dangerous amount of votes
no hammers, vote now @staypositivefriend

well i didnt want to play my hand this early but i actually think falcon always needs to die today

[VOTE: falcon] aubergine

15 minutes before eod is "this early"? Huh?????

[RondoDimBuckle]

I'm between Falcon and Porscha ftr. Could also do Jack.

Not Rondo?

Idk I feel like he enjoyed wolfing a lot more in Halvosen Ridge.

Or, and hear me out because this could sound crazy.

I subbed in late on a work night, couldnt be fucked reading 26 pages and phoned it in.

Mac should know this. Mac is suss for pushing me as obvious low hanging fruit

[Alison]

I don't think Seanzie or Falcon are the correct exes for today. Mac says he wants to shield Porscha, that she has a volume tell, whatever.

So we just turbo Jack or Rondo yeah? Because nobody else is remotely close to a good option.

Why not Seanzie and Falcon? They both voted you for no apparent reason? I would expect you to be entirely fine with them dying?

I explained why earlier. The summary is that I think they are both likely to be very findable and productive if they are town. Rondo/Jack/even Porscha have committed the exact same sins as them but without the findable and productive part.

And they have actually town pinged me earlier in the day.

[staypositivefriend]

[VOTE: Porscha] aubergine again

Alison has a dangerous amount of votes
no hammers, vote now @staypositivefriend

well i didnt want to play my hand this early but i actually think falcon always needs to die today

[VOTE: falcon] aubergine

I've finally realised why I progress from townlocking to tinfoil you in every game. You play end of day with your cards face down and like an openwolf as either alignment. And I understand why.

oh my end of days are extremely wolfy regardless of my alignment yeah

[Porscha]

I don't think Seanzie or Falcon are the correct exes for today. Mac says he wants to shield Porscha, that she has a volume tell, whatever.

So we just turbo Jack or Rondo yeah? Because nobody else is remotely close to a good option.

Why not Seanzie and Falcon? They both voted you for no apparent reason? I would expect you to be entirely fine with them dying?

I explained why earlier. The summary is that I think they are both likely to be very findable and productive if they are town. Rondo/Jack/even Porscha have committed the exact same sins as them but without the findable and productive part.

Yeah what reads has falcon given that I havent?

[MacDougall]

I don't think Seanzie or Falcon are the correct exes for today. Mac says he wants to shield Porscha, that she has a volume tell, whatever.

So we just turbo Jack or Rondo yeah? Because nobody else is remotely close to a good option.

Is this Alison advocating for a flash wagon? I know she's a big fan of them...

Ponderous.

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

I'm not killing porscha and will not allow porscha to die. That is all.

[Jackofhearts2005]

why do i feel like jack is openwolfing with every post he makes

Because you need to have more respect for my wolfgame.

the thing is that i have more respect for your towngame than whatever it is youre doing right now. no offense

None taken. I’m woken Jackofhearts because broken Jackofhearts is copywrited by another promotion.

[Porscha]

There is no way alison believes jack and falcon have given more reads or been more productive than me man theres just no way

Falcon maybe on par with me jack doubtful

[robyn]

Alison
4
19%
Voters: Porscha, NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME, falcon45ca, Jackofhearts2005
arogame123,
0
No votes
Voters: None
Boquise
0
No votes
Voters: None
Creature
0
No votes
Voters: None
Falcon45ca
3
14%
Voters: arogame123, MacDougall, staypositivefriend
Jackofhearts2005
0
No votes
Voters: None
Lilypetal
0
No votes
Voters: None
lucy
0
No votes
Voters: None
MacDougall
0
No votes
Voters: None
MissSparkles
0
No votes
Voters: None
NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME
0
No votes
Voters: None
Neon
0
No votes
Voters: None
Porscha
5
24%
Voters: Creature, Boquise, lucy, RondoDimBuckle, Alison
Seanzie
2
10%
Voters: Lilypetal, Neon
staypositivefriend
0
No votes
Voters: None
sleep (no elim)
1
5%
Voters: Seanzie
im just here for popcorn (spec)
6
29%
Voters: Sabiplz, MissSparkles, JaggedJimmyJay, Scotty, Quin, Marmot

[staypositivefriend]

[VOTE: Porscha] aubergine again

Alison has a dangerous amount of votes
no hammers, vote now @staypositivefriend

well i didnt want to play my hand this early but i actually think falcon always needs to die today

[VOTE: falcon] aubergine

explain quickly

all of the other viable counterwagons have either been towntelling mildly or are bad d1 eliminations, falcon has not towntold in any meaningful way, his reaction to mac pushing on him felt like howling to me, etc etc

[RondoDimBuckle]

I don't think Seanzie or Falcon are the correct exes for today. Mac says he wants to shield Porscha, that she has a volume tell, whatever.

So we just turbo Jack or Rondo yeah? Because nobody else is remotely close to a good option.

Is this Alison advocating for a flash wagon? I know she's a big fan of them...

you know I like this post

[Seanzie]

I was going to say something like "If I go over, sorry y'all, I was just too busy to put in adequate time into the game so I just farted around", but now I look like I'm not going to die.

[VOTE: Alison] aubergine to keep things spicy though.

See y'all tomorrow (this time for realzies)

[staypositivefriend]

[VOTE: Porscha] aubergine again

Alison has a dangerous amount of votes
no hammers, vote now @staypositivefriend

well i didnt want to play my hand this early but i actually think falcon always needs to die today

[VOTE: falcon] aubergine

15 minutes before eod is "this early"? Huh?????

anything earlier than 1 minute before the EOD is early

[Creature]

I'm between Falcon and Porscha ftr. Could also do Jack.

Not Rondo?

Idk I feel like he enjoyed wolfing a lot more in Halvosen Ridge.

Or, and hear me out because this could sound crazy.

I subbed in late on a work night, couldnt be fucked reading 26 pages and phoned it in.

Mac should know this. Mac is suss for pushing me as obvious low hanging fruit

I'm giving you the benefit of diubt because it looks like you're just fucking around. Though you're becoming a popular contender for a compromise lynch if we can't decide between Falcon and Porscha.

[Alison]

I have NOT folded to pressure. I am standing up for myself and YOU are mischaracterizing me because I dont have time to sit at PC and make the exact argument you want me to make. You've played like 2 or 3 games with me ever. You think you're that good at finding me? I dont believe that you are being genuine in your push of me

You got POE'd and you immediately started ranting about how strong players are oppressing you with classism. You have furnished no solid town reasons to defend yourself, only bluster and anger. You have also still not given any reasons for me/SPF/Boq, which you claim are totally legitimate wagons that should be happening, other than "Alison is wrong on me and mischaracterizing me". No word on SPF and Boq at all.

It wasnt a rant and it is only by nature oppressive when it's bad for the gamestate. Which it is. I never touched SPF slot so that's made up in your mind. I gave reasons for boq and while they are surface level, who cares? I've made a point that I whole heartedly believe which is that, even if you are town, I believe this tunnel on me is a bad tunnel which you are obviously very capable of doing every game I see you play in. If you are unwilling to consider that you dont have a good meta read of me and that you are great at tunneling town, then keep doubling down and making those mistakes and not having remorse because "I wasnt towny enough" or whatever bullshit you always come up with. *show* me "folding" that isnt you just disliking the ate I have exhibited because I think that's literally all you have. And all of the people here who have seen me wolf know I do not ate under pressure. I doubt you'll even catch a wolf by any wagon association after my flip so maybe you'll get lucky catching someone who TMI'd me.

"Show me folding under pressure except for the part I folded under pressure". Nah I am just gonna vote you out here.

You are banging the "Alison is a nooby town who always votes out other town" drum way too hard for someone who has seen me completely slay mafia in the games I am in as well as for someone who supposedly thinks I am a wolf. You are writing this post from the perspective of someone who thinks I am town not from the perspective of someone who thinks I am wolf.

[Jackofhearts2005]

There is no way alison believes jack and falcon have given more reads or been more productive than me man theres just no way

Falcon maybe on par with me jack doubtful

Yeah, I’ve given like 5 reads total.

[MacDougall]

Productive end of day and day 1. Happy with this giving good information to those willing to back analyse it.

Chance of flipping a wolf exists but if we do they will probably be one that spews the other two townie.

Wolves are very active in this eod.

[MacDougall]

If Alison is a wolf, where are the other two wolves right now?

[robyn]

[VOTE: Porscha] aubergine again

Alison has a dangerous amount of votes
no hammers, vote now @staypositivefriend

well i didnt want to play my hand this early but i actually think falcon always needs to die today

[VOTE: falcon] aubergine

explain quickly

all of the other viable counterwagons have either been towntelling mildly or are bad d1 eliminations, falcon has not towntold in any meaningful way, his reaction to mac pushing on him felt like howling to me, etc etc

voted

[Alison]

Nah I'm staying on Porscha. I will self pres on Falcon if needed but I prefer Porscha for sure. She is either wolf or working for wolves and there's no in between at this point.

[Creature]

I was going to say something like "If I go over, sorry y'all, I was just too busy to put in adequate time into the game so I just farted around", but now I look like I'm not going to die.

[VOTE: Alison] aubergine to keep things spicy though.

See y'all tomorrow (this time for realzies)

Do you have a strong read on Alison or are you just doing it for the spice?

[Jackofhearts2005]

Mac town. Not that anybody needs my legacy.

[Creature]

I'll prob stay around to vote the counterwagon to Alison. I'm just not feeling her today.

[robyn]

@Creature are you gonna vote falcon

[MacDougall]

Alison hasn't been such an obvious mafia that her teammates wouldn't be able to shield her with obvious reasoning. And she knows if she dies that the town will largely clear her pushers/voters and clear Falcon. If she is a wolf they're already voting her imo.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Nah I'm staying on Porscha. I will self pres on Falcon if needed but I prefer Porscha for sure. She is either wolf or working for wolves and there's no in between at this point.

Rude tbh

[robyn]

I'll prob stay around to vote the counterwagon to Alison. I'm just not feeling her today.

vote now bc no hammers

[staypositivefriend]

if alison gets miseliminated today because people didnt like her vibe then you can expect me to barely play the game if im alive tomorrow

[Lilypetal]

Without trying to sound like an egotist. I've noticed Lily and Neon have been repeatedly calling me lock town and saying they'll sheep me without ever actually doing it.

I was sheeping you on falcon and moved off to vote with spf. Do you still feel confident on falcon?

[RondoDimBuckle]

note the Alison self pres

[Creature]

@Creature are you gonna vote falcon

Perhaps. I'm just staying on Porscha incase we decide to go for her over falcon.

[staypositivefriend]

if alison gets miseliminated today because people didnt like her vibe then you can expect me to barely play the game if im alive tomorrow

actually in fairness it's possible most of the ppl voting her are wolves lol

[Alison]

[VOTE: Falcon] aubergine

10 minutes to EOD, whatever.

Mafia probably hard power wolfed this EOD.

If I go over policy Porscha and Jack without thinking twice. Terrible wagons have been set up to save them and they have both wolfsided like crazy while also being scummy like crazy.