Hot Fuzz Mafia [GAME OVER]

[obscurity]

If I were to share reads right now they'd just be townreads. That's not useful to the thread at this point. As I said, when I have a scumread I'll discuss it. Its strategic, but I don't believe this tactic is anti-town.

[DrWilgy]

If I were to share reads right now they'd just be townreads. That's not useful to the thread at this point. As I said, when I have a scumread I'll discuss it. Its strategic, but I don't believe this tactic is anti-town.

What if I were to disagree with a town read or like to inquire where your read derives from?

[obscurity]

You disagreeing with a read would only matter right now if that person was a candidate to be eliminated. If someone I townread is a candidate to be eliminated near the day end, I'd speak up.

The second part is only relevant in you reading me. I will make myself readable in due time. I'm not going to withhold my thoughts forever.

[MacDougall]

penis

[Scotty]

If I were to share reads right now they'd just be townreads. That's not useful to the thread at this point. As I said, when I have a scumread I'll discuss it. Its strategic, but I don't believe this tactic is anti-town.

How do you read me atm?

[Scotty]

[VOTE: Rondo] aubergine

Talk more.

[obscurity]

penis

I feel empowered.

If I were to share reads right now they'd just be townreads. That's not useful to the thread at this point. As I said, when I have a scumread I'll discuss it. Its strategic, but I don't believe this tactic is anti-town.

How do you read me atm?

You should know I don't intend to answer that yet.

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Hot Fuzz is a movie about cops right?

I dunno. But I'm assuming it is and as such I've decided whoever tells me the best police story in the next 24 hours is town forever uwu <3

Bonus points if your story makes cops look silly.

About 10 years ago I was living with these 2 other women- I had just moved in during a snowy January in NYC. To cut to the chase, we got broken into. I was watching let’s plays in my room at 4am when I heard boots running in our living room. One of my roommates woke to a drugged up dude standing over her, and i chased this mf down our 4-floor walk up with just my underwear on. Didn’t get to him. But the guy had stolen about $600 of my roommate’s bedside table. So we called the cops to report it.

Fucking clown car of cops come barreling in. Probably 6 of them in our tiny ass ny apartment. Tracked black slush all over the walls and even flung some on the ceiling somehow. Broke our door hinges with a hammer for some fucking reason. One cop started smoking in the kitchen- we asked him not to, and he rudely threw the cig in our sink disposal. Had us all take statements and get our fingerprints, then asked my roommate to come to the station, but she was too traumatized, so I begrudgingly offered.

Went to the station, and they handed me a binder of “potential suspects” to see if I could identify the perp. Not gonna lie, there were probably 100 black men and I didn’t get the greatest look at this dude so I didn’t feel remotely comfortable playing Where’s Waldo for people’s lives, so I just said I couldn’t tell. But THEN this cop says to me, “are you sure? Look again.” So I did, and he kept pointing to some dude that didn’t even have the same build as the guy in our apt, and he keeps jabbing his sausage finger at this picture, looking at me expectantly. I said no again, and the cops in the room audibly *sighed*. Said ‘well, odds are we might not find him.” They then told me to hang out in the waiting room until they were done with paperwork or whatever. Spent another 2 HOURS in there, and fell asleep. Woke up to the front desk that just arrived for her morning shift, telling me to leave.

Had to repaint the hallway from the police tracks, had to repair our front door on our own dime. Useless ordeal. Would’ve saved more money by not calling the cops.


All that being said, I’m a cuntstable

Sounds about right based on my experience with cops lol

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

If I were to share reads right now they'd just be townreads. That's not useful to the thread at this point. As I said, when I have a scumread I'll discuss it. Its strategic, but I don't believe this tactic is anti-town.

I only make town reads... the entire game...

[MacDougall]

I only poop poop reads

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

I only poop poop reads

This is true.

[MacDougall]

you think ur so hot, Fuzz

[anne]

Remember: Only YOU can protect your townreads

[MacDougall]

obscurity is obvious town

[MacDougall]

Remember: Only YOU can protect your poopreads

ebwop

[DrWilgy]

@Jackofhearts2005 which of your voters is wolf if any?

[Lilypetal]

penis

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

you think ur so hot, Fuzz

Correction

I know I'm so hot

[Scotty]

obscurity is obvious town

Well, naw. But apparently it’ll be glaringly obvious by D3

[obscurity]

I don't believe I'm obvious anything, but if you guess I'm town you have over a 70% chance of being correct.

[Scotty]

I like jack’s entrance. Full of energy and gumption.

But, that is what I’d expect of someone trying to dig their way out of a 5-vote wagon. So he is distinctly neutral, maybe town lean.

[anne]

mac did you roll wolf? you can be honest with me

[DrWilgy]

obscurity is obvious town

Well, naw. But apparently it’ll be glaringly obvious by D3

Vibe.

Idk when this started pooping as much, but all this "I'll AI" eventually I keep seeing just always feels so counter to what I'd expect out of town. I've barked up the Lucy tree for this and I'm feeling the same off of obscurities.

[Scotty]

I don't believe I'm obvious anything, but if you guess I'm town you have over a 70% chance of being correct.

There’s a 240% chance you just made that statistic up

[anne]

I like jack’s entrance. Full of energy and gumption.

But, that is what I’d expect of someone trying to dig their way out of a 5-vote wagon. So he is distinctly neutral, maybe town lean.

Lol, so what would someone who is town do here? From your assessment nothing he could have done would have ever been townie

[anne]

Okay shut up wilgy, we get it ur town

[Lilypetal]

i flipped a coin to determine jack's alignment and it said town

[obscurity]

I think my posts have been the only ones to get clearly AI reactions from people. Therefore I'd argue they're very pro-town.

[Scotty]

obscurity is obvious town

Well, naw. But apparently it’ll be glaringly obvious by D3

Vibe.

Idk when this started pooping as much, but all this "I'll AI" eventually I keep seeing just always feels so counter to what I'd expect out of town. I've barked up the Lucy tree for this and I'm feeling the same off of obscurities.

I’m calling the kettle black *slightly* here because when I’m on the hotseat on D1- which is usually- I appeal to the idea that I will also be catchable as wolf later on. This is mostly true, as it is mafia skill ineptitude.

I will say this as both alignments, but I also change up playstyle so that I’m hopefully *not* catchable with little tells. I don’t wear it as a badge of honor.

That’s like applying for a job in IT and when they ask what kind of education I have on the topic, instead of just saying “I Google shit”, I say, “you just gotta trust me, and if you don’t like my performance after my second paycheck clears, you can let me go”

[obscurity]

but yes I've obviously been putting on a facade. just thought it'd be fun as an experiment and Scotty/Wilgy made themselves obvious town in the process. Mac I'm not sure how to feel because I feel like I was very obviously being performative and talking like I was from the 19th century: will let it simmer. I used to be an English teacher and wanted to have fun

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

I don't believe I'm obvious anything, but if you guess I'm town you have over a 70% chance of being correct.

[obscurity]

Oh Anne is town too.

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

i flipped a coin to determine jack's alignment and it said town

Statistically this means they are indeed town

[Scotty]

but yes I've obviously been putting on a facade. just thought it'd be fun as an experiment and Scotty/Wilgy made themselves obvious town in the process. Mac I'm not sure how to feel because I feel like I was very obviously being performative and talking like I was from the 19th century: will let it simmer. I used to be an English teacher and wanted to have fun

[obscurity]

19th century scholar being other peoples power wolf meta is amusing

[Scotty]

hot damn, obscurity is the SK isn’t he

[anne]

If he's SK then he's killing me softly with his touch

[obscurity]

[DrWilgy]

Okay shut up wilgy, we get it ur town

Rude.

Why am I a TR?

[obscurity]

Because a wolf would probably see someone make a weird post and assume they're just weird without trying to read into it. Or you know, shade them, but not actually care.

[anne]

Okay shut up wilgy, we get it ur town

Rude.

Why am I a TR?

Look you're just a smexy solving king who has outed like sixty more reads than the rest of the game. Don't think about it too hard. My only gripe with you is that your sus on obscurity was essentially a parrot of Scotty's, but my bar is so on the floor that "makes reads" is enough for a town lean at this point.

[Sabiplz]

If I were to share reads right now they'd just be townreads. That's not useful to the thread at this point. As I said, when I have a scumread I'll discuss it. Its strategic, but I don't believe this tactic is anti-town.

Oh Anne is town too.

@obscurity why did you say that saying townreads are useless rn but then say a townread like a couple of post later when not much has changed in the game state?

obscurity is obvious town

Wanna enlighten the class on this one? Any other reads you got?

[Scotty]

Vibe list:

Townreads
Cape
Wilgy

Town Leans
Jack
Neon
Creature
Anne
lucy

Scum Leans
Seanzie
Ruri
sabi
Nook
Lily
Porscha
Mac
pyxxy
falcon
Rondo


SK:
obscurity
Schiavetto



“But Scotty, you haven’t even talked about or interacted with multiple of these players! Explain!”

-no, not right now

[MacDougall]

If I were to share reads right now they'd just be townreads. That's not useful to the thread at this point. As I said, when I have a scumread I'll discuss it. Its strategic, but I don't believe this tactic is anti-town.

Oh Anne is town too.

@obscurity why did you say that saying townreads are useless rn but then say a townread like a couple of post later when not much has changed in the game state?

obscurity is obvious town

Wanna enlighten the class on this one? Any other reads you got?

yeh sabi woof

[obscurity]

If I were to share reads right now they'd just be townreads. That's not useful to the thread at this point. As I said, when I have a scumread I'll discuss it. Its strategic, but I don't believe this tactic is anti-town.

Oh Anne is town too.

@obscurity why did you say that saying townreads are useless rn but then say a townread like a couple of post later when not much has changed in the game state?

obscurity is obvious town

Wanna enlighten the class on this one? Any other reads you got?

Saw boring role PM, saw list of players contained no one from my games on other sites/no one who knew me, and figured I could get away with doing a dumb performative gimmick for reactions as well as my own amusement. But I felt like I got as much as I would out of it and if I continued it was going to derail the thread and actually become anti town so I stopped.

[MacDougall]

obscurity is obvious town

Well, naw. But apparently it’ll be glaringly obvious by D3

it already is

[MacDougall]

obscurity being all weird and verbose and the entire game gathered around them like vultures

a town was towny and every hates it

like society

[anne]

Vibe list:

Townreads
Cape
Wilgy

Town Leans
Jack
Neon
Creature
Anne
lucy

Scum Leans
Seanzie
Ruri
sabi
Nook
Lily
Porscha
Mac
pyxxy
falcon
Rondo


SK:
obscurity
Schiavetto



“But Scotty, you haven’t even talked about or interacted with multiple of these players! Explain!”

-no, not right now

How on Earth is Neon a town lean here? Explain that one at least.

[Scotty]

Because a wolf would probably see someone make a weird post and assume they're just weird without trying to read into it. Or you know, shade them, but not actually care.

I know it sounded jokey, but I’m actually serious.

You play neutral, keeping your cards close to your chest and treading the line between town and mafia. Propose that you need time to reveal you alignment…I blow up your spot with seemingly baseless accusations. Wilgy jumps on it too. You eventually get too much attention- you take off the mask to reveal you were my fun-loving dad ALL ALONG HAHAHA REMEMBER THE FUN TIMES WE USED TO HAVE BEFORE I LEFT HOME WHEN YOU WERE FOUR?

So now you’ve switched gears to be a likeable town leader so hopefully the town will spare you. Though now you have to contend with mafia NKing you.

[anne]

I agree that Sabi has been slightly wolfy, the delivery seems a bit robotic to me from them eh