Secret Playerlist - ENDGAME

[Ranmilia]

Michelle/Ender/Dizzy contains at least one real mafia.

I love you all dearly. Let us continue to break bread together in peace.

[EnderWiggin]

I personally guarantee you that rule of 3 contains no mafia sister Ranmilia

[EnderWiggin]

My calendar says I was supposed to out an unexplained townread on Rondo by now too but Rondo didn't show up today as far as I've seen so he can suck it.

I'm breaking up with him.

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Beep boop

[VOTE: Guillo] aubergine

[EnderWiggin]

Hey Dizzy wanna hook up to make Rondo jealous?

[EnderWiggin]

Guillo could also be mafia I've given that one zero thought.

[EnderWiggin]

Which is actually less than I've given the other reads.

I gave the others exactly 1 thought.

[EnderWiggin]

OH SHIT I FORGOT I'M TUNNELLING RI.

EDIT SLASH ONE OF MY TOP 5 RI IS WOLF.

[Dyslexicon]

Hey Dizzy wanna hook up to make Rondo jealous?

I would love nothing more! @RondoDimBuckle me and Ender gonna kiss and tell

[katze]

true ran could be a wolf

rabbit moment

(im not strong on it i just think their radishes goosechase felt vaguely like how they wolfed in cov)

mafia don't read

Spoiler: show

Spoiler: show

Spoiler: show

if I was a wolf we would've shot a real player and not TSP

i believe u

[Inawordyes]

Hi hello it is me, we are now 3,060 posts in and I have absolutely no idea what has happened in this game

[katze]

I am at work so I will not answer at that wall in detail Iaafr, and it's not like i read it throughly but you are right and i didn't read more than 1% from the game

Maybe I didn't see you wolfing but certainly i saw you bouncing ideas in games and I don't care about any other opinion than mine so for me was important to vote you to understand where your head really is. And your tone is ok

[VOTE: unvote Iaafr] aubergine

On phone and unable to make the VC now, sorry about that

I will tell you how this idiotic wagon on me will go:
- nanook will pretend i low posted so i am a wolf for lol meta because that's the only thing he's doing as either alignment
- hk will sheep nanook as either alignment
- rabbit is stubnorn enough to tunnel me to death
- guillo will support this trend no matter his alignment
- Ranmilia, we don't know each other i don't care about their vote
- chelsea, we know each other, i don't care about her vote
- idk who else is voting me, but the reaosns above can be valid for everyone

I will be here after work, ama but ping me because i will not read all the thread

this post is prob out of michelles scumrange ngl

[katze]

idiotic is a villagery word

[katze]

Also do you gots any reads?

Yes, but I have no win-con so you'll have to bribe me if you want to hear them.

Path of the NPC.


And also my reads are probably garbage anyway because why would someone hardly reading the game and just using it as a coding + shitposting exercise have good reads here? Like, go ahead and bribe me if you want though

if u give reads ill call u mommy

[katze]

at least one wolf has posted today

so has one villager

[katze]

i miss sabi

[Vivax]

The village here has been touched by death. Turn back, while you still can.

Why, death is just a layer coming off
With one hoping that the next one is the final one
I'm cautiously optimistic I need two layers to find my true self

[katze]

thats a lie no i dont

[Inawordyes]

Hi Katze

[katze]

hello inyawordyes

[Ricochet]

The village here has been touched by death. Turn back, while you still can.

Why, death is just a layer coming off
With one hoping that the next one is the final one
I'm cautiously optimistic I need two layers to find my true self

Do you know what a poacher is, coz? They hunt us, smash us, and then take us away. This village is kept secret, so I think we're safe here. But you should be careful if you ever meet one of them, coz.

[Inawordyes]

hello inyawordyes

How are you today?

[Vivax]

The village here has been touched by death. Turn back, while you still can.

Why, death is just a layer coming off
With one hoping that the next one is the final one
I'm cautiously optimistic I need two layers to find my true self

Do you know what a poacher is, coz? They hunt us, smash us, and then take us away. This village is kept secret, so I think we're safe here. But you should be careful if you ever meet one of them, coz.

I met one when I wrote my first post. Wouldn't stand a chance if I couldn't keep it cool and respectful. Making amends of my own with whom it concerns, they took me in. It's wonderful.

[katze]

hello inyawordyes

How are you today?

im chilling

im sad boquise isnt here

hbu

[nutella]

hi im following thread but cant really bring myself to care that much atm

michelle might be wolf

[☆Princess Abigail☆]

Go team go we got this!

[nutella]

oh yeah ender is wolfy too

[Jackofhearts2005]

i was going to vote guillo today as the only person i found scummy but now i think theyre not wolf and prob just npc lol..

Okay so like.....the two players I find scummiest are Jay and Guillo. Several people have said something like "they probably aren't playing so we shouldn't yeet them" to which I would say "We have a town deleter and they missed last night" and also "if we assume they remove NPC or wolf Guillo or Jay and nobody leaves the game, how do we know which one of them is in the game and just a wolf?"

Like....we kinda ought to only have one obvious target for the town deleter so that it's either obvious target gets removed or obvious target doesn't get removed, ergo wolf.

So we should yeet one of my suspects.

[Jackofhearts2005]

I am at work so I will not answer at that wall in detail Iaafr, and it's not like i read it throughly but you are right and i didn't read more than 1% from the game

Maybe I didn't see you wolfing but certainly i saw you bouncing ideas in games and I don't care about any other opinion than mine so for me was important to vote you to understand where your head really is. And your tone is ok

[VOTE: unvote Iaafr] aubergine

On phone and unable to make the VC now, sorry about that

I will tell you how this idiotic wagon on me will go:
- nanook will pretend i low posted so i am a wolf for lol meta because that's the only thing he's doing as either alignment
- hk will sheep nanook as either alignment
- rabbit is stubnorn enough to tunnel me to death
- guillo will support this trend no matter his alignment
- Ranmilia, we don't know each other i don't care about their vote
- chelsea, we know each other, i don't care about her vote
- idk who else is voting me, but the reaosns above can be valid for everyone

I will be here after work, ama but ping me because i will not read all the thread

this post is prob out of michelles scumrange ngl

I don't feel the need to yeet Michelle just yet (honestly haven't paid that much attention to her) but I disagree. Wolf Michelle could make that post. It's not about a single given post. It's about her ability or lack thereof to continue to provide meaningful townie content.

[Jackofhearts2005]

The whole "Votes only count if you copy the votecount or somebody does it for you" thing is lolrelatablelazyhost but also bad because like....it means the validity of any given vote not including the votecount is either up to interpretation or Mac has to go back and verify if given vote counts are valid or not, which is less lolrelatablelazyhost and more hostisinsanewhydidhedothistohimself.

With that in mind and given I have fuck all to do at work today (or rather, I have a single project that is super unimportant and I am not expected to finish before a big project that will take like +3 months drops and I interpret that to mean lol I'm not expected to finish at all), I will take it upon myself to update the vote count like a good townie/NPC.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Or maybe I'll actually read Lumi's code thing

[Michelle]

hi im following thread but cant really bring myself to care that much atm

michelle might be wolf

oh yeah ender is wolfy too

Explain

[Jackofhearts2005]

Code: Select all

// ==UserScript==
// @name         Secret Playerlist Vote Counter
// @namespace    mailto:luminouslag@gmail.com
// @version      1.0
// @description  Automatic Vote Counting for Secret Plyerlist Mafia game on The Syndicate
// @author       Lumi
// @match        https://mafiathesyndicate.com/viewtopic.php?*
// @icon         https://www.google.com/s2/favicons?sz=64&domain=mafiathesyndicate.com
// @grant        GM_setValue
// @grant        GM_getValue
// @grant        GM_setClipboard
// ==/UserScript==

console.log('Script Initialized');

async function getDocument(thread, start) {
  return await window.fetch(`https://mafiathesyndicate.com/viewtopic.php?t=${thread}&start=${start}`).then(r => r.text()).then(html => (new DOMParser()).parseFromString(html, 'text/html'));
}

function getDataFromPost(post) {
  let postNum = post.getElementsByClassName('post-number')[0].textContent.match(/[0-9]+/g)[0];
  let contentChildren = post.getElementsByClassName('content')[0].children;
  let author = post.getElementsByClassName('author')[1].getElementsByTagName('a')[1].textContent;
  let currentVoteTarget = null;
  for (const contentChild of contentChildren) {
    if (contentChild.classList.contains('mention')) {
      let voteTarget = contentChild.textContent.replaceAll('\n','').matchAll(/\[VOTE: ([^\]]*)\]/g).next().value;
      if (voteTarget) currentVoteTarget = voteTarget[1];
    }
  }
  return {
    number: postNum,
    target: currentVoteTarget,
    author: author,
  };
}

function isCorrectThread(targetNum) {
  let topicNum = document.getElementsByClassName("topic-title")[0].children[0].href.matchAll(/\?t=([0-9]+)&/g).next().value[1];
  return topicNum == targetNum;
};

function getNumPosts() {
  return parseInt(document.getElementsByClassName('pagination')[0].textContent.matchAll(/([0-9]*) posts/g).next().value[1]);
};

function getFirstPostNumOfThisPage() {
  return parseInt(document.getElementsByClassName('post')[0].getElementsByClassName('post-number')[0].textContent.match(/[0-9]+/g)[0]);
}

function tallyPage(voteHistory, page) {
  let posts = page.getElementsByClassName('post');
  for (const post of posts) {
    let postData = getDataFromPost(post);
    if (parseInt(postData.number) == voteHistory.length + 1) {
      voteHistory.push(postData);
    }
  }
  return voteHistory;
}

function handleKeyUp(e) {
    let isNum = (e.keyCode >= 48 && e.keyCode <= 57);
    let isV = (e.keyCode == 86);
    let isR = (e.keyCode == 82);
    let isX = (e.keyCode == 88);
    if (isV && e.altKey) {
      let currentDay = 1;
      for(let i=1; i<=10; i++) {
        if (GM_getValue(`EoD${i}`, 0) != 0) currentDay++;
      }
      let voteCount = calcVoteCount(currentDay);
      GM_setClipboard(voteCount);
    } else if (isR && e.altKey) {
      let day = parseInt(prompt('Enter Day Number'));
      let voteCount = calcVoteCount(day);
      GM_setClipboard(voteCount);
    } else if ( isNum && e.altKey) {
      let num = parseInt(e.key);
      if (num == 0) num = 10;
      let postNum = prompt(`Enter Post Number for EoD ${num}`)
      GM_setValue(`EoD${num}`, parseInt(postNum));
    } else if ( isX && e.altKey) {
      window.location.href = 'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ';
    }
};

function calcVoteCount(day) {
  let SoD = GM_getValue(`EoD${day-1}`, 0);
  let EoD = GM_getValue(`EoD${day}`, 0);
  voteHistory = JSON.parse(GM_getValue(`voteHistory`), '[]');

  let voteTargets = {};
  let postCounts = {};

  for (const vote of voteHistory) {
    if ((vote.number >= SoD || SoD == 0) && (vote.number <= EoD || EoD == 0)) {
      if (!(vote.author in voteTargets)) {
        voteTargets[vote.author] = null;
        postCounts[vote.author] = 1;
      } else {
        postCounts[vote.author] += 1;
      }
      if (vote.target != null) voteTargets[vote.author] = [vote.target, vote.number];
    }
  }

  let voteCount = {};

  for (const [key, value] of Object.entries(voteTargets) ) {
    if (value != null) {
      let target = value[0].toLowerCase().trim();
      if (target in voteCount) {
        voteCount[target].push([key, value[1], postCounts[key]]);
      } else {
        voteCount[target] = [[key, value[1], postCounts[key]]];
      }
    } else {
      if ('Not Voting' in voteCount) {
        voteCount['Not Voting'].push([key, null, postCounts[key]]);
      } else {
        voteCount['Not Voting'] = [[key, null, postCounts[key]]];
      }
    }
  }

  return voteCountToString(voteCount);
}

function voteToString(vote) {
  if (vote[1] == null) return `${vote[0]} (${vote[2]})`
  return `[url=https://mafiathesyndicate.com/viewtopic.php?t=2451&start=${vote[1]-1}]${vote[0]}[/url] (${vote[2]})`
}

function voteCountToString(voteCount) {
  let output = '';
  for (const [key, value] of Object.entries(voteCount)) {
    let valueStrings = [];
    for (const vote of value) {
      valueStrings.push(voteToString(vote));
    }
    output += `${key} (${value.length}): ${valueStrings.join(', ')}\n`
  }
  return output;
}

if (isCorrectThread(2451)) {
  let voteHistory = JSON.parse(GM_getValue(`voteHistory`, '[]'));
  let numPosts = getNumPosts();
  let curVoteHistoryLength = voteHistory.length;
  while (voteHistory.length < numPosts) {
    let page = await getDocument(2451, voteHistory.length);
    voteHistory = tallyPage(voteHistory, page);
    if (voteHistory.length == curVoteHistoryLength) break;
  }
  GM_setValue(`voteHistory`, JSON.stringify(voteHistory));

  document.addEventListener('keyup', handleKeyUp, false);
};

It's a Tampermonkey script. Probably works on Greasemonkey too.

Hotkeys:
Alt + V - Copy current vote count to your clipboard
Alt + X - Automatically win the game
Alt + 1 - Set EoD post number for day 1
Alt + 2 - Set EoD post number for day 2
...
Alt + 0 - Set EoD post number for day 10

In setting EoD numbers the current day is calculated by which days don't have an EoD set, if you accidentally set an EoD value, you can reset it by setting it to 0.

Alt + R - Copy vote count for a previous day to your clipboard - this feature can also be used to get retrospective vote counts of any post number with a little bit of creativity (hint: set the EoD post number to the post you want to have the retrospective vote count on)

After pressing these hotkeys you have to Ctrl + V to post the vote count.



I'm sure there are lots of bugs! If wolves have mercy on me and let me live the night I can help fix them


How to set up a Tampermonkey Script:
1) Get the tampermonkey extension (https://www.tampermonkey.net/)
2) While on this page click the tampermonkey extension and click "Create New Script"
3) Copy the code I sent, select all the code in the new script, paste my code
4) Hit Ctrl+S to save
5) Reload the page, the hotkeys should work for you.

This is adorable and super protown imo. Like yeah, wolves like busywork but that's because they want to appear to be contributing without actually having to put in the work to fake real contribution. So they fake useless contribution. This is not that. Maybe Lumi is a wolf that just likes to code but probably this is always town.

That said, I'm not gonna teach myself to use a buggy script when I could just count lol

[Michelle]

I told ya Jack is a good guy!

[iaafr]

i miss sabi

mommy which crush of mine should I confess to

[Jackofhearts2005]

Lol maybe I'm just old but do ya'll remember when we had to manually count votes for every game? HCRealms nostalgia.

[iaafr]

nutellas actually kind of a secret scumread but ive kinda been writing her off as more likely npc

will talk more about this later

[Jackofhearts2005]

If people could just use the script themselves,

It's not hard, I can even provide help if you get stuck


Not Voting (14): MacDougall (4), katze (21), c4e5g3d5 (2), nutella (1), Vivax (7), Sloonei (1), Jackofhearts2005 (12), JaggedJimmyJay (4), Lumi (18), G-Man (2), risiinq- (3), Ricochet (1), Hally (3), Porscha (10)
marmot (1): Marmot (8)
~prince j~ (1): iaafr (65)
iaafr (1): Lilypetal (13)
santygrass (2): Guillotine (26), pyxxy (7)
guillotine (2): Seanzie (5), santygrass (18)
manny (1): Manny (15)
michelle (4): NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME (7), hollowkatt (6), Ranmilia (24), Chelsea (4)
drwilgy (1): SilverKeith (18)
katze (1): Neon (6)
unvote iaafr (1): Michelle (10)
scotty (1): EnderWiggin (10)
dr. wilgy (1): ilario (5)

[VOTE: santygrass] aubergine

Betwixt the stirrup and the ground, Mercy I asked, mercy I found

[VOTE: Scotty] aubergine

I repeat Michelle is town.

I am slowly turning into Brad.

[VOTE: Scotty] aubergine

How can I, a drop of dew, vanish away in the air leaving you alone?

Stay here with us

In democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism it's your count that votes

[VOTE: Santygrass] aubergine

[VOTE: Scotty] aubergine

I repeat Michelle is town.

I am slowly turning into Brad.

[VOTE: Scotty] aubergine

[VOTE: Scotty] aubergine

Beep boop

[VOTE: Guillo] aubergine

[VOTE: Guillo] aubergine


Updated votcount:
michelle (4): NANOOKTHEGREATANDFEARSOME (7), hollowkatt (6), Ranmilia (24), Chelsea (4)
guillotine (4): Seanzie (5), santygrass (18), Neon, Jack
santygrass (3): Guillotine (26), pyxxy (7), DeeZees
scotty (3): EnderWiggin (10), Michelle, Dizzy
drwilgy (2): SilverKeith (18), ilario (5)
marmot (1): Marmot (8)
~prince j~ (1): iaafr (65)
iaafr (1): Lilypetal (13)
manny (1): Manny (15)
katze (1): Neon (6)

[Jackofhearts2005]

Rand town -> Act like town/mafia because you can't help it
Rand mafia -> Act like town to be townread/NPC to be ignored/mafia because you can't help it
Rand NPC -> Act like town/mafia because lol when you get nightkilled/yeeted

Power roles aside, I do not understand the theory Rand NPC -> Act like NPC.

Like....you can be a goof who doesn't solve anywhere. What is unique and fun in this game is when NPCs get yeeted or nightkilled. Why would someone choose to be an NPC and then not try to make the funny thing happen? You might as well hang out on Discord.

Tutuu is maybe the one player who gets a pass on this because the idea of Tutuu showing up here is funny/exciting in and of itself so it isn't necessary for Tutuu to pretend to actually be playing.

[Ranmilia]

I was bored so here's some cliffs.

arogame123 - posted some d1, wanted to find players which is prowolf yet i soul townread
c4e5g3d5 - no content, kinda wolfy
Chelsea - somewhat contentious, posting content, anti michelle
Creature - posted a fair bit of content
DeeZees - NUTS no real content, wolfy
DrWilgy - almost no real content, pro michelle
Dyslexicon - little real content, pro michelle
EnderWiggin - a lot of reads and activity but could not provide any reasons, pro michelle, actively raise eyebrow tbh tbh
falcon - minposting. anti jjj.
Fext - minposting.
G-Man - made the ISO list, barely posted otherwise.
Guillotine - trying to sudoku
Hally - sorta posting sorta not
hollowkat - kinda wolfy not really justifying reads. anti michelle.
iaafr - not a wolf.
ilario - posting some content
Inawordyes - minposting
Jackofhearts - actively playing, anti jjj and guillo
JaggedJimmyJay - minposting
katze - posting occasional content. not a wolf imo.
Lilypetal - lowposting, claimed wolf voted rabbit, could be actual wolf imo
Lucy - 0 content kinda sus
Lumi - 0 content but made a script
Manny - posting a lot but not much content, hardclaimed NPC
Marmot - cohosting duties, integrity violation if somehow a player
Michelle - iso full of nothing and refusing to help town, is getting defended anyway for mysterious reasons
Nanook - lowposting, anti michelle
Neon - no content, pro michelle
nutella - posting, similar reads to me
Porscha - posting but 0 content
pyxxy - minposting, voted sloonei
Ranmilia - your kawaii internet angel :3
Ricochet - iso is literally nothing but voted sloonei
risiinq- - wolfy posts
Rondo - jon snow
santygrass - don't hate their posts
Schiavetto - not rly posting, kinda wolfy
Scotty - blatantly forcing posts but also is rabbitsiding
Seanzie - minposted and voted guillo
SilverKeith - vibing, ransiding
Sloonei - voted radishes therefore locktown question mark
sprityo - voted radishes therefore locktown question mark second question mark
tutuu - claimed 3p
Vivax - 420posting, no content though
WindwardAway - daenerys targaryen

would vote today ig:
c4
deezees
drwilgy
dizzy
possibly ender
lilypetal
possibly lucy
michelle
neon
porscha
schiavetto
seanzie
vivax
other minposters or subjects of contention like guillo if enough reason surfaces

[katze]

Ranmilia - your kawaii internet angel :3

ranmilinya is cute :3

(why am i not a wolf)(why are you making a full read list in this game)(why are we here just to suffer)

[DrWilgy]

I was bored so here's some cliffs.

arogame123 - posted some d1, wanted to find players which is prowolf yet i soul townread
c4e5g3d5 - no content, kinda wolfy
Chelsea - somewhat contentious, posting content, anti michelle
Creature - posted a fair bit of content
DeeZees - NUTS no real content, wolfy
DrWilgy - almost no real content, pro michelle
Dyslexicon - little real content, pro michelle
EnderWiggin - a lot of reads and activity but could not provide any reasons, pro michelle, actively raise eyebrow tbh tbh
falcon - minposting. anti jjj.
Fext - minposting.
G-Man - made the ISO list, barely posted otherwise.
Guillotine - trying to sudoku
Hally - sorta posting sorta not
hollowkat - kinda wolfy not really justifying reads. anti michelle.
iaafr - not a wolf.
ilario - posting some content
Inawordyes - minposting
Jackofhearts - actively playing, anti jjj and guillo
JaggedJimmyJay - minposting
katze - posting occasional content. not a wolf imo.
Lilypetal - lowposting, claimed wolf voted rabbit, could be actual wolf imo
Lucy - 0 content kinda sus
Lumi - 0 content but made a script
Manny - posting a lot but not much content, hardclaimed NPC
Marmot - cohosting duties, integrity violation if somehow a player
Michelle - iso full of nothing and refusing to help town, is getting defended anyway for mysterious reasons
Nanook - lowposting, anti michelle
Neon - no content, pro michelle
nutella - posting, similar reads to me
Porscha - posting but 0 content
pyxxy - minposting, voted sloonei
Ranmilia - your kawaii internet angel :3
Ricochet - iso is literally nothing but voted sloonei
risiinq- - wolfy posts
Rondo - jon snow
santygrass - don't hate their posts
Schiavetto - not rly posting, kinda wolfy
Scotty - blatantly forcing posts but also is rabbitsiding
Seanzie - minposted and voted guillo
SilverKeith - vibing, ransiding
Sloonei - voted radishes therefore locktown question mark
sprityo - voted radishes therefore locktown question mark second question mark
tutuu - claimed 3p
Vivax - 420posting, no content though
WindwardAway - daenerys targaryen

would vote today ig:
c4
deezees
drwilgy
dizzy
possibly ender
lilypetal
possibly lucy
michelle
neon
porscha
schiavetto
seanzie
vivax
other minposters or subjects of contention like guillo if enough reason surfaces

Mmm... This is nice.

Ranmilla is also town.
Also if your correct, then Dizzy and I are the same animal and I approve.

[DrWilgy]

So what I find interesting is the amount of opinions on Michelle.

Seems to be a pivotal player. After Anniversary game 1, I think I have the soul read on that slot. This is town Michelle this game.

Nook and Chelsea I don't have context on but will oppose.

Ran has a W read on Michelle, but will spare on the fact that I like the above and seems town sided.

[Sloonei]

[VOTE: Sloonei] aubergine

Golden (5): DeeZees, Creature, Dyslexicon, G-Man
Master Radishes (2): Ranmilla, Sloonei
JaggedJimmyJay (2): Jackofhearts2005, hollowkatt
EnderWiggin (1): Golden
Guillotine (2) : Santygrass, Sabiplz
Sloonei (2): Scotty, pyxxy
Inawordyes (1): EnderWiggin
WindwardAway (1): RondoDimBuckle
Chelsea (2): nutella, iaafr

@pyxxy
Why you vote Sloonei here?

gotta vote for the sloon dog when you have the chance, from what I've heard he rarely plays these days

Math checks out.

[Ricochet]

Please, help me. I'm of noble blood.
If those hideous mongrels eat me, I'll be forever marred...

[Ranmilia]

Ranmilia - your kawaii internet angel :3

ranmilinya is cute :3

(why am i not a wolf)(why are you making a full read list in this game)(why are we here just to suffer)

(CW horror game memes)

Spoiler: show

[Ranmilia]

but seriously katze is town because she voiced suspicion on me whereas 99% of the rest of the game seems content to not poke the catgirl and just go "oh ranmilia is town even if i'm also repping her to be wrong on everything and she scumreads me :P uwu we love ranmilia so much"

i feel extremely buttered up, in the way that implies i'm going to get toasted

[katze]

i just got traumatized and then pocketed

hmph

nya

[DrWilgy]

Mmm... Toast

[Ranmilia]

not that this is a bad thing mind you, I enjoy the mostly chill nature of this game and if anything love it being even more chill

but chill =/= randomly townreading people, katze rabbit nutella are the only ones i've seen put forth any actual analysis of me and then like 10 more people are just going "ran is town", i assume on volume

which isn't wrong, but may be wolfy