U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over

[colonialbob]

It was also posited that tostadas (Mexican type toppings on a fried tortilla) are pizzas.

I think for me a pizza must be baked with its ingredients, as well as potentially gabbing a sauce of some kind. But the definition is under construction.

YES. also a pizza dough is not a fucking slice of bread.

who comes up with these ridiculous ideas? lynch them.

Define pizza dough for me

no he's australian. quin is kiwi tho. mac too.

Oh right. How about that Dave Dobbyn, quin?

SUP DUNYA............................'s cat

Ignore the cat. It couldn't tell a hot dog from an ice cream taco. Surely it would tell you they were both sandwiches, the anarchist.

The hot new topic is "what is a pizza"

It has been contended that open faced "sandwiches" are actually pizzas.

An interesting position. I would like to explore this further.

It was also posited that tostadas (Mexican type toppings on a fried tortilla) are pizzas.

I think for me a pizza must be baked with its ingredients, as well as potentially gabbing a sauce of some kind. But the definition is under construction.

A pizza should be baked with it's ingredients. I agree. Therefore, I disagree that an open faced sandwich as I know it is pizza.

Most open faced sandwiches here are at the very least toasted with their ingredients. Not sure if that counts.

You've also got flatbreads with like hummus and veggies on them that aren't baked but are pretty dang close to pizza...

[motel room]

Did someone say pizza?

[Lilefer]

I cannot find the graphic, but it posits that all foods can be modelled as cubes, and based on starch/bread locations you can find the name. A pizza would be anything with a single layer of bread, whereas if it is encapsulated on all sides, it is a calzone. Tacos and hot dogs are both tacos, with a pair of opposite sides and a connection. If all sides but one are covered it is a bread bowl. Sandwiches have bread on opposite sides. When all sides but one pair of opposite sides are covered, it is sushi.

That is all for my contribution to the sandwich debate.

[dunya]

It was also posited that tostadas (Mexican type toppings on a fried tortilla) are pizzas.

I think for me a pizza must be baked with its ingredients, as well as potentially gabbing a sauce of some kind. But the definition is under construction.

YES. also a pizza dough is not a fucking slice of bread.

who comes up with these ridiculous ideas? lynch them.

Define pizza dough for me

my recipe calls for:
flour
olive oil
yeast
milk powder
baking powder
water/milk
salt
sugar

this is not a bread recipe.

[dunya]

I cannot find the graphic, but it posits that all foods can be modelled as cubes, and based on starch/bread locations you can find the name. A pizza would be anything with a single layer of bread, whereas if it is encapsulated on all sides, it is a calzone. Tacos and hot dogs are both tacos, with a pair of opposite sides and a connection. If all sides but one are covered it is a bread bowl. Sandwiches have bread on opposite sides. When all sides but one pair of opposite sides are covered, it is sushi.

That is all for my contribution to the sandwich debate.

enjoy this place

[dunya]

Did someone say pizza?

pizza and beer. you know motel room is gonna be at that party.

[colonialbob]

I cannot find the graphic, but it posits that all foods can be modelled as cubes, and based on starch/bread locations you can find the name. A pizza would be anything with a single layer of bread, whereas if it is encapsulated on all sides, it is a calzone. Tacos and hot dogs are both tacos, with a pair of opposite sides and a connection. If all sides but one are covered it is a bread bowl. Sandwiches have bread on opposite sides. When all sides but one pair of opposite sides are covered, it is sushi.

That is all for my contribution to the sandwich debate.

I strongly reject this definition.

Waffles with stuff on them are not pizza.
A jelly donut is not a calzone.
A sub is not a taco.
Burritos are not sushi.

[dunya]

i'm surprised no one picked to be pizza tbh. you're all monsters. a salad sandwich but not a pizza. quin is the biggest monster.

[colonialbob]

It was also posited that tostadas (Mexican type toppings on a fried tortilla) are pizzas.

I think for me a pizza must be baked with its ingredients, as well as potentially gabbing a sauce of some kind. But the definition is under construction.

YES. also a pizza dough is not a fucking slice of bread.

who comes up with these ridiculous ideas? lynch them.

Define pizza dough for me

my recipe calls for:
flour
olive oil
yeast
milk powder
baking powder
water/milk
salt
sugar

this is not a bread recipe.

Is that the only possible recipe for pizza dough?

[dunya]

It was also posited that tostadas (Mexican type toppings on a fried tortilla) are pizzas.

I think for me a pizza must be baked with its ingredients, as well as potentially gabbing a sauce of some kind. But the definition is under construction.

YES. also a pizza dough is not a fucking slice of bread.

who comes up with these ridiculous ideas? lynch them.

Define pizza dough for me

my recipe calls for:
flour
olive oil
yeast
milk powder
baking powder
water/milk
salt
sugar

this is not a bread recipe.

Is that the only possible recipe for pizza dough?

yes, it's my way or the highway.

[dunya]

i mean people who use a bread dough as a pizza dough aren't really eating a proper pizza.

[colonialbob]

I appreciate the strength of your convictions.

Also, my role title is almost as long as my role text.

[Quin]

i mean people who use a bread dough as a pizza dough aren't really eating a proper pizza.

What about pita bread?

[colonialbob]

Or riced cauliflower pizza crust?

[colonialbob]

Or French bread pizza?

WAIT OR BAGEL BITES

ANY PIZZA DEFINITION THAT DOESN'T INCLUDE BAGEL BITES IS OBJECTIVELY WRONG THANK YOU GOOD DAY

[motel room]

Or riced cauliflower pizza crust?

You son of a bitch

[Lilefer]

Or riced cauliflower pizza crust?

We don't associate with those people.

[Quin]

Or riced cauliflower pizza crust?

honestly yeah ive gotta say u went too far on this one

[colonialbob]

Or riced cauliflower pizza crust?

You son of a bitch

I'm not saying I eat that, I just want to know dunya's Lilly's opinion on it

[Lilefer]

Or riced cauliflower pizza crust?

We don't associate with those people.

[Lilefer]

How that posted twice, a minute apart, I am unsure.

[colonialbob]

Cbob scumslip d0

[Jackofhearts2005]

I do solemnly swear not to nk Scotty.

Wait is this something we agreed upon before the game? Did I agree to not NK you or you just bein sweet?

I remember I am to use my night action on LC tonight. I remember that much

I’m just being nice.

[colonialbob]

I do solemnly swear not to nk Scotty.

Wait is this something we agreed upon before the game? Did I agree to not NK you or you just bein sweet?

I remember I am to use my night action on LC tonight. I remember that much

I’m just being nice.

Can you solemnly swear not to mislynch half of the town?

[motel room]

Or riced cauliflower pizza crust?

You son of a bitch

I'm not saying I eat that, I just want to know dunya's Lilly's opinion on it

Oh i see scum

[dunya]

[mention]MacDougall[/mention] stick this in the first post thanks


HOST POSTS
MacDougall
---
Players ISOs
ColinIsCool
colonialbob
dunya
Elohcin
Epignosis
Golden
insertnamehere
Jackofhearts2005
JaggedJimmyJay
juliets
Kenway
Kites
Kylemii
lapluie
Lilefer
http://www.mafiathesyndicate.com/search ... y]Long Con
Lunalee
Marmot
motel room
novaselinenever
nutella
Quin
Scotty
sig
Spacedaisy
speedchuck
sprityo
http://www.mafiathesyndicate.com/search ... urnip Head
Wolbre04
Zephyrus

[dunya]

[mention]MacDougall[/mention] stick this in the first post thanks


HOST POSTS
MacDougall
---
Players ISOs
ColinIsCool
colonialbob
dunya
Elohcin
Epignosis
Golden
insertnamehere
Jackofhearts2005
JaggedJimmyJay
juliets
Kenway
Kites
Kylemii
lapluie
Lilefer
Long Con
Lunalee
Marmot
motel room
novaselinenever
nutella
Quin
Scotty
sig
Spacedaisy
speedchuck
sprityo
Turnip Head
Wolbre04
Zephyrus


whoops fucked up LC and TH. fixed now.

[motel room]

Turn ... urnip Head

[Lilefer]

Bless this cat. Merci Lizzy. Makes it easier to ISO wolbre when he slips.

[dunya]

Bless this cat. Merci Lizzy. Makes it easier to ISO wolbre when he slips.

interesting. for 2 reasons:

1. I know you're friends with wolbre, sig and Zephyrus in this game.
2. you singled wolbre out.
3. you insinuated that he's going to slip.
4. he's never been scum with you in a game before. his first scum game was on here and ended 2 days ago. he played an amazing game and survived till the end.
5. your post makes it seem like "wolbre scumslipping" is a thing of the norm when it isn't, since he's literally never been scum before that game.
6. he was also 3p once but also won that game...
7. there's no history or basis for this post.
8. I, goddess Lizzy, hate it.
9. my human slave, dunya, hates it too.
10. I wanna get this to 10.

Lilefer, while I like your refusal to acknowledge people who eat cauliflower pizzas, I don't like your post at all and you have moved to my dog-pile must-kill list.

[dunya]

Golden was right, I don't know how to count.

[MacDougall]

ANNOUNCEMENT

Due to my favourite sports team the Wests Tigers losing I have decided to start the day sooner than expected. Shock, horror.

The great Benji Marshall will give the signal shortly.

[motel room]

Who?

[colonialbob]

"Wests"? How do you pluralize a direction??

[Lilefer]

Bless this cat. Merci Lizzy. Makes it easier to ISO wolbre when he slips.

interesting. for 2 reasons:

1. I know you're friends with wolbre, sig and Zephyrus in this game.
2. you singled wolbre out.
3. you insinuated that he's going to slip.
4. he's never been scum with you in a game before. his first scum game was on here and ended 2 days ago. he played an amazing game and survived till the end.
5. your post makes it seem like "wolbre scumslipping" is a thing of the norm when it isn't, since he's literally never been scum before that game.
6. he was also 3p once but also won that game...
7. there's no history or basis for this post.
8. I, goddess Lizzy, hate it.
9. my human slave, dunya, hates it too.
10. I wanna get this to 10.

Lilefer, while I like your refusal to acknowledge people who eat cauliflower pizzas, I don't like your post at all and you have moved to my dog-pile must-kill list.

This stems back to a game I had in which I was a vig and wolbre was SK and I switched my NK off of him. It has deeply disturbed my soul and I haven't been able to play a full game with him since iirc. Something in my psyche wants him to die.

Regardless, if I see him to be town I guess I'll stay off him. I still like Dunya, she's smart.

[MacDougall]

Announcement

After having had time to settle down after the loss I have changed my mind. The game will be starting at the time I said it would. My partner also told me I shouldn't take sport so seriously.

[juliets]

OMG I woke up to 4 pages of posts in this game, rip me. And hello everyone, a special hello to our newcomers!

Lilefer, you (and everyone else) should join us on the syndicate's discord server where the sandwich debate originated. We have many important conversations like that including things like pictures of JJJ's lunch, tons of pictures of our mascot Lizzy, and other general topics of extreme interest.

Did I miss that our votes are not going to be changeable or is that just for day 0?

[wolbre04]

I'm here out of country with limited internet until Tuesday.

Wolbre is annoying me and posting to much so I want to lynch him.

I get half credit for lillliferwhatever since I also recruited them.

My role is unfortunately a civ again so if there's any third party cult recruiter type things hmu.

I almost picked trump or Philadelphia. realized right now i should've picked a real life serial killer, but instead picked a famous historical figure with an amazing name. So yeah if we could go back and let me try this again that would be great

Not this again

[wolbre04]

Honestly I don't know why it's necessary for liberty to get her breasts out but she's French, so that probably has something to do with it.

Could you be
the right man boob

[wolbre04]

Quin, are you actually claiming a salad roll?

Because if you're a salad roll, I can't imagine you are of any use to any faction at all. That's like a vegetarian hamburger or a decaf coffee. It has no function in life.

linki - what is 'seas material'?

80s material

[wolbre04]

Bless this cat. Merci Lizzy. Makes it easier to ISO wolbre when he slips.

Not like this

Have I found your role?

[wolbre04]

Bless this cat. Merci Lizzy. Makes it easier to ISO wolbre when he slips.

Not like this

Have I found your role?

1. I don't think I've ever slipped or role claimed in my 4-5 games with you
2. I've been town in 4 and SK in one
3. I don't even think I personally killed you in Xmas when I was SK because Town and mafia was killing town the whole time (except your one shot)
4. Nnnnn I've hosted 2 games where you have played and one with you, I'm very observant :P
5. I've already claimed and I'm a boob seeking boob. You can't say no to love.
6. As Dunya said, I just won a game as mafia and it was a clean sweep. I made one slip I guess but it was a townslip and unintentional - I responded to a mention before looking at private mafia chat or the nightly death.

[wolbre04]

Lochlan (lilifer), genuine questions. If you think I'm going to scum slip:
1. Do you believe that I am the saggy left man boob of Steven Tyler
2. Do you think that role could reasonably be scum
3. Do you think that my hints as to what my actions are throughout this thread would constitute a mafia-esque role? And by that I mean one that would be reasonable for a scum player to have?
4. If you had a vig shot right now and could use it at any time (think ITA) that was 100% guaranteed to kill, would you do so to me right now? And Why?

My interactions thus far have literally been me seeking my wayward boob brethren and trying to get people to help me fulfill my tasks

[Jackofhearts2005]

I do solemnly swear not to nk Scotty.

Wait is this something we agreed upon before the game? Did I agree to not NK you or you just bein sweet?

I remember I am to use my night action on LC tonight. I remember that much

I’m just being nice.

Can you solemnly swear not to mislynch half of the town?

Sure, if you want another game where I just post gifs and only go after Speedchuck for the first 5 days.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Err...10 days.

I have time to mislynch half the town if I only phone it in for 5 days.

[wolbre04]

Also willing to bet someone picked an aubergine

[wolbre04]

That being said, I also feel good about lochlan trying to come at me just a little bit, he's usually very less than confrontational when he has been mafia before early on in the game, and gradually becomes far more involved in "game solving" which as scum equates to driving the town right off a bridge

[insertnamehere]

o hai thread

[Kylemii]

@Lilefer @motel room @Zephyrus

who are you, tell me about your lives

Will you give me beetroot when I target you tonight?

I don't think I have any? does your target need to be like.... "The guy who had beetroot" or can anyone give you what you need

[Kylemii]

@Lilefer @motel room @Zephyrus

who are you, tell me about your lives

I am but a lonely inconspicuous food item drafted to the game by wolbre. I know not of motel room, but Zephryus is a cool guy. Pretty smart. He may also be food, I do not know.

I meant in real life