U-Pick Mafia Vol 1 - Game Over

[MacDougall]

U-Pick Mafia Volume 1
Welcome to U-Pick Mafia. Let's all have a great time and be nice to the host. In U-Pick Mafia all the participants submitted their own character to play as and received roles and alignments at random. This is a large role madness bastard game and is for FUN TIMES ONLY. Here's a sweet pic.

Rules:

1. Mostly standard TS rules with the additions of the below.
2. No roles are announced in this here post. People will claim them and what have you but I ain't confirming anything.
3. You are privy to the factions that are in this here game, but not their win cons.
4. Just play the game. Don't play out think the mod. I will mod-kill you.
5. If you are mod-killed just get out. Don't be a douche.
6. This is a meme game. Play it as such. I expect glorious quotes and many fun moments. That is the spirit of this game.
7. There are no vanillas. There are roles that can become vanilla and/or are passive but nobody starts pure nilla.
8. If anything is ambiguous just ask me and I will answer. It probably just means I haven't thought of it.
9. This is a bastard game. Don't get all upset when weird shit happens.
10. I will reveal the roles and alignments of the deceased. Most of the time.
11. It's okay to be a dick in this game but if you hurt someones feelings I will mod-kill you probably. Unless I don't.
12. If you don't contribute much I will mod-kill you probably.
13. My host posts gonna look like dis
14. We got the 48/24 thing happening.
15. I live in Australia so you might get some whack timezone situation you may just need to deal.
16. Pretty sure MP is the facilitator in this game. Given this is his site you best not piss him off.

FAQ:

Did you randomise the alignments?

Yes. In this game the players pre-selected their character, not their alignment or role. 100% of alignments were selected based on randomisation. No single player was specifically selected to a certain alignment. The roles were designed based on three factors: enjoyment of the player, flavour of the character and the alignment they rolled.

Factions:

In this game we have two scum teams, some rogues and some civs. I'm not gonna say how many of each or whatever. The faction names are:

Al-Pieda (Scum)
ISIS Cream (Scum)
Absolute Units (Civilian)
Civilians
Self-Aligned

Civ Role Card = You're just a civ. Do civ things.

[MacDougall]

Players:

HOST POSTS

MacDougall

Surviving Player ISOs

colonialbob
Dragon D. Luffy
Epignosis (Charlie Blackmon)
juliets
Turnip Head

Dead player ISOs

Day 1 Deaths

Wolbre04 - Sexy Nicolas Cage in a Banana - Civilian - Killed Night 1
Quin - A Salad Roll - Civilian - Killed Night 1
Marmot - El Capitan - Independent - Killed Night 1

Day 2 Deaths

Lilefer - A Bowl of Noodles - ISIS Cream - Lynched Day 2
sprityo - A Bop It - Civilian - Mod-killed Night 2
novaselinenever - The Truth - Al-Pieda - Mod-killed Night 2
Golden - A Functional Constitutional Democracy - Civilian - Killed Night 2

Day 3 Deaths

nutella - Eggs Benedict - Civilian - Lynched Day 3
Elohcin - A Hammer - ISIS Cream - Lynched Day 3
Jackofhearts2005 - Gilgamesh, King of Heroes, Independent - Killed Night 3
JaggedJimmyJay - The Futile Struggle for Purpose and Meaning, Civilian - Killed Night 3
Spacedaisy - The Merry Prankster, Civilian - Killed Night 3
Scotty - Binary Numeral System, ISIS Cream - Killed Night 3

Day 4 Deaths

lapluie - James Naismith - Civilian - Lynched Day 4
Zephyrus - Sex Cryptid - Independent - Lynched Day 4
speedchuck - A Platypus Named Donald Trump - Absolute Unit Civilian - Killed Night 4

Day 5 Deaths

Long Con - The Endless Void - Al-Pieda - Lynched Day 5
dunya - Lizzy The Cat - Absolute Unit - Killed Night 5
Lunalee - Hurricane Katrina - ISIS Cream - Killed Night 5

Day 6 Deaths

insertnamehere - Tommy Wiseau - ISIS Cream - Lynched Day 6
Kites - Face McShooty - Civilian - Lynched Day 6
Sloonei - Sharifi - Al-Pieda - Killed Night 6
ColinIsCool - Fergus, Son of Shrek, Civilian - Killed Night 6

Day 7 Deaths

motel room - Beer - Al-Pieda - Lynched Day 7
sig - Sigurd Eysteinsson - Civilian - Killed Night 7

Day 8 Deaths

Kylemii - Mario Party 6 for Nintendo Gamecube - Al-Pieda - Lynched Day 8


Situations:


Day One

At the start of day one Dragon D. Luffy entered the game.
During day one Sloonei replaced Kenway.
At the end of day one, Epignosis was lynched and revealed as Charlie Blackmon, a civilian tree stump.
At the end of night one, Sig and Juliets vanished. Spacedaisy was placed in time out. Wolbre04 (Sexy Nicolas Cage in a Banana), Quin (A Salad Roll) and Marmot (El Capitan) were all killed.

Day Two

Early on day two, Dunya was identified in a local hospital and is in a coma.
At the end of day two, Lilefer was lynched and revealed to be a nefarious member of ISIS Cream.
During night two Sprityo and Novaselinenever were mod-killed.
During night two, the civilians present tried to have Dragon D. Luffy mod-killed but failed.
At the end of night two, Golden was killed and revealed as a civilian. Dunya woke from her coma. Sig was abducted again. Kylemii was also abducted.

Day Three

Early on day three, Speedchuck was identified in a local hospital and is in a coma.
At the end of day 3, Elohcin and nutella were lynched.
During night 3 Hurricane Katrina hit the town. JaggedJimmyJay, JackofHearts2005 and Spacedaisy all died.
At the end of Night 3, Scotty was killed. Dunya and ColonialBob were abducted.

Day Four

At the end of day four Lapluie and Zephyrus were lynched. Juliets was freed. Kylemii and ColonialBob were freed from the sex cave as a result of the death of Zephyrus.
At the end of night four Speedchuck was killed. He was an Absolute Unit.

Day Five

At the end of Day 5 Long Con was lynched and revealed as Al-Pieda.
At the end of night 5 Lunalee and Dunya were killed.

Day Six

At the end of day six insertnamehere (ISIS Cream) and Kites (Civilian) were lynched. ISIS Cream was defeated.
At the end of night 6 Sloonei (Al-Pieda) and ColinIsCool were killed. Sloonei killed for killing Colin as per Colin's role.

Day Seven

At the end of day seven Motel Room was lynched and revealed as a member of Al-Pieda.
At the end of night seven.Sig was killed. He was a civilian.

Day Eight

At the end of day eight Kylemii was lynched and revealed as the final member of Al-Pieda. The game ended and the civilians and Dragon D. Luffy won.

[MacDougall]

Welcome to U-Pick Mafia.

Introduce yourselves. Be nice. If I fucked anything up or you have any questions please tell me via DM. If you try to break the game on purpose I will mod kill you.



Let the game begin.

It is Day 0. There won't be a night 0. Day 1 will start at 10am Australian Eastern Standard Time tomorrow (Friday). That is about 19 hours and 20 minutes from now.

[wolbre04]

Hi guys
I'm Steven Tyler's left man boob this game. Good luck!

[wolbre04]

Help me find his right man boob please

[wolbre04]

Just for shits and giggles I'm going to be playing this game using dictation only and not fixing any autocorrected words unless I absolutely have to. Good Luke you chimpanzees.

[MacDougall]

I have a spectator chatzy if anyone wants to pop in and chat about the game. Just hit me up via DM.

[Quin]

I am a salad roll. Someone give me beetroot so I can become a glorious tree stump.

[wolbre04]

Please help.

[JaggedJimmyJay]

I am a salad roll. Someone give me beetroot so I can become a glorious tree stump.

I guess you'd be an okay sandwich. I mean, as far as a sandwich can really be "okay" in a universe of billions of galaxies, you'd be an okay sandwich. I might as well eat sandwiches like you. It's rather meaningless.

[wolbre04]

[wolbre04]

[mention]JaggedJimmyJay[/mention] do you like Aerosmith

[wolbre04]

[JaggedJimmyJay]

@JaggedJimmyJay do you like Aerosmith

I'm afraid I don't care for Aerosmith, but you shouldn't worry about that. Taste in music doesn't actually matter. Nothing does.

[Jackofhearts2005]

Hahaha.

Another game to mess up.

[Kylemii]

ldgx bo

[Kylemii]

lets go*

[Jackofhearts2005]

[wolbre04]

Jack you look like you would jam to Steven Tyler. Tell me, do you happen to be a pear shaped, flabby object located on a musicians outer right chest?

[Kylemii]

civilization is better than age of empires cus it has the ghandi glitch and they're otherwise the exact same game

[Kylemii]

unless age of empires is the one that lets you be the skeleton guys? which one lets you play the skeleton country

[Jackofhearts2005]

unless age of empires is the one that lets you be the skeleton guys? which one lets you play the skeleton country

Warhammer Total War? Dungeon Keeper 2?

[Scotty]

Just for shits and giggles I'm going to be playing this game using dictation only and not fixing any autocorrected words unless I absolutely have to. Good Luke you chimpanzees.

Oh is that gonna be the game
We’re doing?

Fines. Ima copycat that and not change ANY aufotcorrexts on my phone. You all thought some of the autocorrects I didn’t catch are funny, wel now deal with the not so funny or pretty: the leftover shit I don’t feel like going back and foxong

[Golden]

I picked my own role, so obviously I'm town

[Scotty]

I never played age of empires. Are there any free versionx out there i can snag? For Mac, preferably

[Scotty]

I picked my own role, so obviously I'm town

Are you playing as the town or are you just town

Because playing as the entity of “town” is obviously bad

You gotta deal with all the infrastructure and the sewer system

[Marmot]

You know, I thought the answer to this questions was obvious, but it isn't.

[Kylemii]

unless age of empires is the one that lets you be the skeleton guys? which one lets you play the skeleton country

Warhammer Total War? Dungeon Keeper 2?

idk... there was like.... lizard guys too, and a spooky ghost nation, and... dwarves and elves and stuff. maybe merpeople. and i think there was a game mechanic where you could fuck the other country's generals, or at least romance them and get a political advantage. but it was kinda silly cus who would ever romance anyone other than the skeleton queen

[Golden]

I picked my own role, so obviously I'm town

Are you playing as the town or are you just town

Because playing as the entity of “town” is obviously bad

You gotta deal with all the infrastructure and the sewer system

I'll only deal with the infrastructure if I can take taxes.

[Marmot]

I am Kylemii's smirking revenge.

[Scotty]

My rool is the number 0 by the wah. Super cool stuff over here. If ya wanna be a hero, hang with the zero.

Please no one vig kill me, I haven an awesome role kthnx

[Kylemii]

oh, also the poll choices are non-changable, so my vote is permanently on "no comment" which is accurate anyways so i don't mind

[Golden]

You know, I thought the answer to this questions was obvious, but it isn't.

Definitely not obvious. Hard question.

[Scotty]

unless age of empires is the one that lets you be the skeleton guys? which one lets you play the skeleton country

Warhammer Total War? Dungeon Keeper 2?

idk... there was like.... lizard guys too, and a spooky ghost nation, and... dwarves and elves and stuff. maybe merpeople. and i think there was a game mechanic where you could fuck the other country's generals, or at least romance them and get a political advantage. but it was kinda silly cus who would ever romance anyone other than the skeleton queen

this sounds like Lord of the Rings: After Dark

[Marmot]

I thought it was obvious because Age of Empires is the best.

I'm just surprised to see so many folks that don't understand that.

[Jackofhearts2005]

I do solemnly swear not to nk Scotty.

[Scotty]

I thought it was obvious because Age of Empires is the best.

I'm just surprised to see so many folks that don't understand that.

Enligjten me then. What makes it better?

[Kylemii]

did i vote for the host option by mistake

[lapluie]

hecc yes !!!!!!!1

[Scotty]

Too many L names this game that sound alike. No me Gustavo

I won’t be voting for lilfer, motel room or zeph Day 1. You’re welcome.

[Scotty]

oh and wolbre’s bad. The host confirmed it in the signup thread. If anyone has a day 0 vig shot go ahead and getter done and let’s move right along

[nutella]

I am a salad roll. Someone give me beetroot so I can become a glorious tree stump.

ingredience



uhhh anyway memes aside sup y'all i wonder how many of us are food i'm eggs benedict

[Kylemii]

[mention]Lilefer[/mention] [mention]motel room[/mention] [mention]Zephyrus[/mention]

who are you, tell me about your lives

[Golden]

I do solemnly swear not to nk Scotty.

Do you solemnly swear that you can kill scotty if you wanted to?

[Scotty]

I do solemnly swear not to nk Scotty.

Wait is this something we agreed upon before the game? Did I agree to not NK you or you just bein sweet?

I remember I am to use my night action on LC tonight. I remember that much

[MacDougall]

[Quin]

@Lilefer @motel room @Zephyrus

who are you, tell me about your lives

Will you give me beetroot when I target you tonight?

[Spacedaisy]

Just for shits and giggles I'm going to be playing this game using dictation only and not fixing any autocorrected words unless I absolutely have to. Good Luke you chimpanzees.

[Quin]

I have decided to lay some ground rules for this game.

1. My targets will be specified in the thread before the beginning of the night phase.
2. I will request an ingredient which my target will then grant me that night.
3. Failure to provide me with my specified ingredient will result in punishment. I will not accept ingredients I did not specify, nor will I accept a refusal to comply on the basis of alleged suspicion.
4. I will consider compromises provided they are presented during the day phase.

Love, your friendly neighbourhood salad roll.

[Spacedaisy]

Just for shits and giggles I'm going to be playing this game using dictation only and not fixing any autocorrected words unless I absolutely have to. Good Luke you chimpanzees.

Oh is that gonna be the game
We’re doing?

Fines. Ima copycat that and not change ANY aufotcorrexts on my phone. You all thought some of the autocorrects I didn’t catch are funny, wel now deal with the not so funny or pretty: the leftover shit I don’t feel like going back and foxong

That's ironic since I am playing as Scotty's Autocorrect... so bring on the duck size jokes bitches!