The Syndicate

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 9:27 am I'm a balloon animal or a balloon animal twister-person, one or the other, but basically anyone can shape me at any time. You can ask me questions or whatever whatever and my answer will be a balloon animal for you. My role metamorphs on Night 1.

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 9:27 am I'm a balloon animal or a balloon animal twister-person, one or the other, but basically anyone can shape me at any time. You can ask me questions or whatever whatever and my answer will be a balloon animal for you. My role metamorphs on Night 1.

wolbre04 wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 9:33 amAre you a sex doll. I feel like that's not outside the realm of possibility given my experience with you

Scotty wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 1:54 am

Marmot wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 1:53 am I thought it was obvious because Age of Empires is the best.

I'm just surprised to see so many folks that don't understand that.

Enligjten me then. What makes it better?

Marmot wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 9:47 am

Scotty wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 1:54 am

Marmot wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 1:53 am I thought it was obvious because Age of Empires is the best.

I'm just surprised to see so many folks that don't understand that.

Enligjten me then. What makes it better?

I've never played Civilization, therefore Age of Empires is better.

Quin wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 3:21 am I have decided to lay some ground rules for this game.

1. My targets will be specified in the thread before the beginning of the night phase.
2. I will request an ingredient which my target will then grant me that night.
3. Failure to provide me with my specified ingredient will result in punishment. I will not accept ingredients I did not specify, nor will I accept a refusal to comply on the basis of alleged suspicion.
4. I will consider compromises provided they are presented during the day phase.

Love, your friendly neighbourhood salad roll.

Marmot wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 9:51 amWho's Lizzy?

juliets wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 9:35 amI'm hoping this was just for one post.

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 9:54 am

juliets wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 9:35 amI'm hoping this was just for one post.

Umm okay well my role metamorphs on Night 1 and then I'll use a different color.

Would you like a balloon animal juliets?

juliets wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 9:56 am

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 9:54 am

juliets wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 9:35 amI'm hoping this was just for one post.

Umm okay well my role metamorphs on Night 1 and then I'll use a different color.

Would you like a balloon animal juliets?

I see, ok I'll just go to "quote" to read your yellow posts.

I would like a balloon animal, yes! Thank you.

Marmot wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 9:51 amWho's Lizzy?

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:03 am I need to know more about this Lizzy character... she sounds, like, srsly fked up.

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:01 am

juliets wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 9:56 am

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 9:54 am

juliets wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 9:35 amI'm hoping this was just for one post.

Umm okay well my role metamorphs on Night 1 and then I'll use a different color.

Would you like a balloon animal juliets?

I see, ok I'll just go to "quote" to read your yellow posts.

I would like a balloon animal, yes! Thank you.

Kylemii wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 9:49 am I'm glad I signed up for this game already just cus of the fact that Lizzy is here

wolbre04 wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:08 am What I'm wondering is whether Lizzy happened to have all these pics saved on Dunyas phone or whether Lizzy is being photographed / taking selfies when she wants to respond

wolbre04 wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 8:46 amCould you be
the right man boob

Kylemii wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:11 am

wolbre04 wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 8:46 amCould you be
the right man boob

is this really your role? how would this task even be achieved? is the right man boob a separate role in here by a complete coincidence or is it like.... a pseudo role.

speedchuck wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:13 am I am not your man-boob Wolfbae.

dunya wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:06 am

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:03 am I need to know more about this Lizzy character... she sounds, like, srsly fked up.

da fuck did this spidey wannabe just say to me????

oh you're on. srsly on.

wolbre04 wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:13 am

Kylemii wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:11 am

wolbre04 wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 8:46 amCould you be
the right man boob

is this really your role? how would this task even be achieved? is the right man boob a separate role in here by a complete coincidence or is it like.... a pseudo role.

Yes it's my role, I don't really know if a person actually got forced into the right boob role or what it is. All I know is that one of my tasks is to find them

wolbre04 wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:14 am

speedchuck wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:13 am I am not your man-boob Wolfbae.

You sure

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:17 am

wolbre04 wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:13 am

Kylemii wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:11 am

wolbre04 wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 8:46 amCould you be
the right man boob

is this really your role? how would this task even be achieved? is the right man boob a separate role in here by a complete coincidence or is it like.... a pseudo role.

Yes it's my role, I don't really know if a person actually got forced into the right boob role or what it is. All I know is that one of my tasks is to find them

motel room wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 4:45 am

Lilefer wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 4:25 am

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Kylemii wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 2:09 am @Lilefer @motel room @Zephyrus

who are you, tell me about your lives

I am but a lonely inconspicuous food item drafted to the game by wolbre. I know not of motel room, but Zephryus is a cool guy. Pretty smart. He may also be food, I do not know.

I'm cool. What food are you? Does it go well with beer?

dunya wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:21 am

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wolbre04 wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 5:18 am Dunya I went outside to move my car around 11 pm last night and I saw our motion detector light go off in the back. I went to investigate and there were 2 cats I've never seen before that were rubbing against the bottom of these pole things that hold up our trampoline. So I went to go pet them and the one hissed at me like it wanted to rip my eyes out LOL and then the other one came and was meowing a lot and curled around my leg. I was calling my sister out and when she finally came they walked off so my whole family things I'm hallucinating the trampoline cats now

dunya? oh you mean, my slave dunya. yea, I've banned her from the computer for a while. she needs a break from mafia. I'm taking over in the meantime and that's an interesting story...

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...but needs more blood. she warned me about you...when my friends want to rip your eyes out it means your dog-loyal, you dirty bastard!

wolbre04 wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:20 amTH are you the right boob to my left, the peanut butter to my jelly, the trump to my Melania, the Trisha paytas to my 5 pounds of salami

Lunalee wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:21 am

motel room wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 4:45 am

Lilefer wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 4:25 am

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Kylemii wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 2:09 am @Lilefer @motel room @Zephyrus

who are you, tell me about your lives

I am but a lonely inconspicuous food item drafted to the game by wolbre. I know not of motel room, but Zephryus is a cool guy. Pretty smart. He may also be food, I do not know.

I'm cool. What food are you? Does it go well with beer?

...did everyone else pick food items for their roll?

Kylemii wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:22 am @Turnip Head can you transform into a cat

juliets wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:24 am

Lunalee wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:21 am

motel room wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 4:45 am

Lilefer wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 4:25 am

Spoiler: show

Kylemii wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 2:09 am @Lilefer @motel room @Zephyrus

who are you, tell me about your lives

I am but a lonely inconspicuous food item drafted to the game by wolbre. I know not of motel room, but Zephryus is a cool guy. Pretty smart. He may also be food, I do not know.

I'm cool. What food are you? Does it go well with beer?

...did everyone else pick food items for their roll?

I did not.

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:24 am

Kylemii wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:22 am Turnip Head can you transform into a cat

Only on Caturdays

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:24 am

wolbre04 wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:20 amTH are you the right boob to my left, the peanut butter to my jelly, the trump to my Melania, the Trisha paytas to my 5 pounds of salami

Wolbre... moon of my heart..........


I am everything you have ever been searching for

Turnip Head wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:24 am

wolbre04 wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:20 amTH are you the right boob to my left, the peanut butter to my jelly, the trump to my Melania, the Trisha paytas to my 5 pounds of salami

Wolbre... moon of my heart..........


I am everything you have ever been searching for

wolbre04 wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 9:13 am Lochlan (lilifer), genuine questions. If you think I'm going to scum slip:
1. Do you believe that I am the saggy left man boob of Steven Tyler
2. Do you think that role could reasonably be scum
3. Do you think that my hints as to what my actions are throughout this thread would constitute a mafia-esque role? And by that I mean one that would be reasonable for a scum player to have?
4. If you had a vig shot right now and could use it at any time (think ITA) that was 100% guaranteed to kill, would you do so to me right now? And Why?

My interactions thus far have literally been me seeking my wayward boob brethren and trying to get people to help me fulfill my tasks

dunya wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:32 am

wolbre04 wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 9:13 am Lochlan (lilifer), genuine questions. If you think I'm going to scum slip:
1. Do you believe that I am the saggy left man boob of Steven Tyler
2. Do you think that role could reasonably be scum
3. Do you think that my hints as to what my actions are throughout this thread would constitute a mafia-esque role? And by that I mean one that would be reasonable for a scum player to have?
4. If you had a vig shot right now and could use it at any time (think ITA) that was 100% guaranteed to kill, would you do so to me right now? And Why?

My interactions thus far have literally been me seeking my wayward boob brethren and trying to get people to help me fulfill my tasks

so I got to your number 2 and I have a few thoughts for you...

first of all, don't copycat me. get it? cos i'm a cat. and you did a copycat of my style. copycats die first. there's one cat in here and it's me. k, dog-lover?

second of all, what the explicit does your character have to do with your actual role? mac built roles for every character but where you're scum or town is always randomized on here so the argument "my character looks so townie" is moot.

wolbre04 wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:34 am

dunya wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:32 am

wolbre04 wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 9:13 am Lochlan (lilifer), genuine questions. If you think I'm going to scum slip:
1. Do you believe that I am the saggy left man boob of Steven Tyler
2. Do you think that role could reasonably be scum
3. Do you think that my hints as to what my actions are throughout this thread would constitute a mafia-esque role? And by that I mean one that would be reasonable for a scum player to have?
4. If you had a vig shot right now and could use it at any time (think ITA) that was 100% guaranteed to kill, would you do so to me right now? And Why?

My interactions thus far have literally been me seeking my wayward boob brethren and trying to get people to help me fulfill my tasks

so I got to your number 2 and I have a few thoughts for you...

first of all, don't copycat me. get it? cos i'm a cat. and you did a copycat of my style. copycats die first. there's one cat in here and it's me. k, dog-lover?

second of all, what the explicit does your character have to do with your actual role? mac built roles for every character but where you're scum or town is always randomized on here so the argument "my character looks so townie" is moot.

Because I doubt a mafia role would have a list of tasks like getting people to jam with me and sing and record it

dunya wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:32 am

wolbre04 wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 9:13 am Lochlan (lilifer), genuine questions. If you think I'm going to scum slip:
1. Do you believe that I am the saggy left man boob of Steven Tyler
2. Do you think that role could reasonably be scum
3. Do you think that my hints as to what my actions are throughout this thread would constitute a mafia-esque role? And by that I mean one that would be reasonable for a scum player to have?
4. If you had a vig shot right now and could use it at any time (think ITA) that was 100% guaranteed to kill, would you do so to me right now? And Why?

My interactions thus far have literally been me seeking my wayward boob brethren and trying to get people to help me fulfill my tasks

so I got to your number 2 and I have a few thoughts for you...

first of all, don't copycat me. get it? cos i'm a cat. and you did a copycat of my style. copycats die first. there's one cat in here and it's me. k, dog-lover?

second of all, what the explicit does your character have to do with your actual role? mac built roles for every character but where you're scum or town is always randomized on here so the argument "my character looks so townie" is moot.

speedchuck wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:13 am I am not your man-boob Wolfbae.

dunya wrote: ↑Thu May 17, 2018 10:35 am and for the record, manboobs are fucking evil, so you kinda shot yourself in the brains there if we were playing that game.